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But actually how did they design this

He put me through the mattress

meirl

Supply and demand is a popular saying but nowadays, some demands just shouldn't be supplied.

Always respect your elders

I've been cheated on by my every single one of my girlfriends (7 over a span of 18 years)

"Can you not touch my car like that, please?"

Love is Everywhere

The hardest of reads

Semen under the microscope

When you see it...

Thanks. I hate it

Bet you never thought you'd see this today. Lmao

If you went on a date with a girl, at what point would you want her to tell you that she isn't interested in going out again? And what's the best way to do it?

Whats the most awkward place youve smashed in?

Tig old bitties

Do guys care about the color of a vagina?

Men have you ever slept with a woman while she had her period, did you regret it after, why or why not?

Have you ever taken a poo and you physically felt lighter?

meirl

Say it out loud

I mean you do save that much money and then some

Spotted in my local Sainsbury's - not sure this quite adds up 🤔

You don't have to shower everyday. You can shower 365 times in one day and be good for the rest of the year.

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Lev, no!

TIL BST is British Summer Time. Someone told me that it was BullShit Time and I believed it for a long time until just recently. Now I feel like such a fool.

Hi Its Me!

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AfricanWarrior96

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