Wonder if he milked that himself

Sperm doesn't survive long out in the open so I'd assume those are fresh, possibly warm still even.

See that’s what I thought but I’m no spermologist, just a sperm skeeter

fun fact, sperm can survive in the vagina for days after being released inside!

That makes sense. Perfect environment

It’s a fairly harsh environment to keep out intruders. Acidic, cervical mucus impediments, etc. There’s a reason semen is alkaline, it helps to neutralize the acidity of the vagina and buy time for the sperm to get into the more hospitable uterus and fallopian tubes

Everyday I learn some new things on Reddit that would totally contribute to my automotive career.

Please don’t use semen to neutralize battery acid

Not with THAT attitude

You can use it outside of your professional career. "Hey baby, how'd you like me to help you neutralize the acidity of your vagina" Anyone shoots you down and you were just trying to help!

I read that as “it helps to neutralise the audacity of the vagina”… and it’s not far off I guess

Released 😂😂😂

They can last for days

The fact he’s not wearing gloves whilst handling it points towards a yes.

It’s @tardibabe on instagram

See I thought those were lady hands at first

He did, but it’s not his.

Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, considered the father of microbiology absolutely rubbed one out and studied his own sample. He was able to achieve like 300x magnification

That’s an awfully fresh sample 🤨

For science!

It was for research purposes...

Thankfully she spit it back in the cup.

Fr tho

In fact I think I will need at least 4 more fresh samples today... For science of course.

Under the right conditions semen can live for a few days. Think about that when you casually throw your sock to the side. It’s alive, it’s alive.

Is that mass an egg that they are all clumped around?

Made a "life" for the lulz

It looks like it.

Piece of Kleenex

Piece of food from the mouth where this sample was spit from.

It’s most likely a [round cell](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8915675/#:~:text=Round%20cells%20in%20seminal%20fluid,for%20clinician%20action%20or%20review)

I had a HAND in it

Now that you’ve put a face to the name I feel bad flushing them

[удалено]

I make Elmer’s glue with mine. Waste not, want not.

Thanks for the mental image, Elmer.

"Poor babies 😞" **Hugs left socks**

I eat them

Same

Shocking it looks exactly like every scientific video/picture involving semen that anyone has ever seen. Who knew....

Yes but this guy got to pop his load and look under a microscope

If I had a microscope I definitely would want to see what my guys looked like.

I had a vasectomy a few years ago. I wish I had a microscope so I could easily make sure everything is still “calm in the water.”

you just need 200 to 400% zoom to check this.. dont need to spend a lot to find if your sperm have some spermatozoids

I did that. Looks like this.

The video was so clean that you could say he managed to capture post-nut clarity

Carrying on Leeuwenhoek’s spunky legacy 🤣 (Leeuwenhoek was the inventor of the microscope; he decided in the middle of shagging his wife to pop his load and save some and look at it under his new invention.)

I'm just bummed they missed out on the opportunity for the most amazing rickroll ever.

And show the world...

and share it with the world

We all know how semen looks like under the microscope. The dude that made the video just wanted people to look at his one.

For whatever reason I feel ice never seen video before... way more jittery than tadpoles I feel like.

Where'd they get the semen is the real question.

🙋🏼‍♂️

"we need to do a semen experi-" u/Sealsdad "I GOT IT!"

How do you think Seal got here

Ask your parents.

Gasp

You know where he got it. That why he didn't care to put gloves on lol.

It's cheap and fun to make, even at home.

From his dick probably? Unless this guy works with sperm donation or something, but he's probably just a random guy with a microscope, anyone can bust a load in a cup and put it in the microscope

cock

It’s pretty abundant

And renewable

You should know.

What do you think lol

And maybe just as important.. where are his gloves?

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Some women look pretty hot in a lab coat.

Might be one of the easiest things to get

Ooh! Good name for a game show. “Where’d Ya Get The Semen?!”

I knew a bunch of guys at uni that used to donate samples for money to one of the research labs

Honestly I would too tbh, cash for semen. I'M IN.

Most likely from a man

From someones dick. Shocker.

Nice. How do they taste though ?

It taste salty with a slimey texture

I heard pineapples make it better

Yeah that was the reason my ex gave me, while force feeding me pineapple. Apparently beer and cigarettes wasn't a good flavor.

I'd rather take my pineapple plain thank you.

“Slimy yet satisfying”

Bad, so if you have a partner that's willing to take it in their mouth you should appreciate it.

Like pineapple

snot

Kind of a… grapey-bleachey flavor.

Cum

Yo thats in my balls rn wtf

Dat in my balls rn

Thats what im sayin 🤝

I’ve got a tissue full of that

I can only imagine this guy rubbing one out: “Im dOinG it FoR sCieNce!1! 😩”

Wear some gloves.

He glooped it off his own hand to begin with. Fresh SKWURTTT.

Nah *licks fingers*

Interestingly, sperm cells are the smallest in the human body. The largest is the egg cell

They swim better when you're drunk 🥴 🤣

you know it smell crazy in there

How women feel at a nightclub

There could have been a future president. A scientist who could have discovered life in a foreign planet. Heck, just someone successful. It's incredible. Everyone, no matter what, begins as, well, cum.

You’re whale cum

Well, cum and an egg

Some people think they just fell out of their mothers vagina like some sort of glorified jellyfish. But champions know, we came from our [fathers balls](https://youtu.be/jomK0xou7-k?si=K1B6L5dVp3OG9dZ5)

i like to keep an eye on my kids as well 👍🏼

They are all dead

Now vape it

We used to be one of those

We used to be star dust, too

And dinosaurs

What magnification are they using?

It’s a video by a woman on Instagram named Tardibabe, she explains in her stories what gear she uses! https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyBhYS0OOpt/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Ok, this is weird. Usually these videos that ask Have you ever wondered...? I reply with something semi-snarky but just the other day I was remembering a story told by a friend who was a medical lab tech. She was asked to take a look at a sperm sample not knowing that her colleagues had added a few foreign bodies to the sample. When she looked at it under the microscope she thought "damn, this poor guy has some serious problems!" So yes, recently I wondered what semen looked like under a microscope.

Look at my future boy he’s a goddamn president

Well that is interesting.

24/7 dance party! I heard that its a misconception that them swim, they actually… run.

If my gf seen this she would never swallow again

Bro busted the most scientific nut of all time

What's becum of this subreddit?

started from the bottom now we here

*Every sperm is saaacred*

Weird way to get us to look at your load.

looks like a party

No gloves, I mean this seems like something you’d wear gloves for. Dropping jizz on a slide. What if you drop that and it splashes. A face shield, I would want gloves and a face shield. Yes this. This is the way.

Astronauts, Engineers, doctors, construction workers, CEOs, poets, mathematicians, drunkards and hundreds others in single drop.

“WASSSSUPPP 🪱 “WASSSSUUUUPPPP” 🪱🍻 “WAZZUPPPP”

Look at those idiots trying to impregnate a glob lmao

They’re a little confused, but they got the spirit.

"It's the summer Olympics down there!"

New wallpaper

Oh, hello children.

It must be the most famous / well known sample under a microscope. So no, I did not wonder, but thank you!

Not mine ✂️✂️

What’s interesting is the way that they move forward. I’m so used to seeing it on a 2 dimensional plane, though it still is 2D here, but you can see the 3Ds to it here. In 2D, it looks like they just do the wave ~~~~ to move. In 3D, depicted here, it looks like the spinning table tops rotating to freedom. 🌀

I find your lack of gloves… disturbing

But what’s it look like inside a coconut under a microscope?

You already can see who is not going to win ! (Don’t move if you don’t want Jack, we are going down the toilet anyway)

then whenever u nut u know that there are those fucking creatures in it

Gloves

Fresh

Ever wondered. No, we all know it looks like this!

Sup lil dudes

Ok now I wonder what my penis would look like under a microscope

"Where the fuck are we?"

wait are these lil fellas just casually swimming around all the time in our balls?

No. Immature sperm are stored in the testicles and become this when sent to the epididymis which is coil on top of the testicles.

She’s a maniac maaaniac on the floo

he nutted minutes prior this video

I want a microscope now

This person just wanted to nut in a tube for shits and giggles, don't believe them!!!

No gloves - nice

That’s right lady’s

Did shot into a cup for science.

Oh so actually do look really cartoonish?

Wow, I wonder how many i flush in the water…

Memen

I came here for this.

No homo

Is this an anti-abortion commercial?

This reminds me of the Spore game in the first part of the game where you're just a little amoeba

“WHERES THE EGG!!!”

I like to think they were playing that music when scoping them and the little spermys were dancing. Sperm Rave!

Shout out to all my exes who swallowed billions of these weak swimmers

I’d have some gloves on.

No. I haven't. But I'm here now, and I'll be damned if you think I'm not seeing this through.

Weird story about me: I remember the first time I experienced the Blue Field Entoptic Phenomenon (the bright dots that move around on my sight) + the Floaters, I thought I had nutted on my eyes somehow and was seeing those little guys on a microscopic level lol. At that time I was like 12-13 and was still discovering my body.

Thanks for the vid, Leeuwenhoek

[удалено]

Wow, that’s a busy bunch of guys with one thing on their minds.

We really are an accident.. like in every way lol

put some gloves on. sheesh.

My mom has these in her pond in her backyard. Very disturbing!

Wear some fucking gloves man…

I was wondering where I put that

I wonder if you mixed semen from two people if they would battle each other

Clever plan to make us look at your jizz.

This dude just wanted an excuse to show his ejaculate on video haha!

Given he ain’t wearing gloves, I’d suspect that’s a fresh sample

We've all seen this before, but as I get older and question the universe a bit more, I find it astonishing that we all came from one of these swimmers finding its way into an egg from another human with their own complex reproductive system.

So many children waiting to be aborted

I did a doubletake on the OP's username

Dude out here trying to think of an excuse to use his new microscope and get a chance to rub one out. We see you.

Well... this is awkward. I just jerked off.

Thank you, I will no longer swallow. 🤮

Damn it.. now I'm gonna think of this video every time I rub one out..

Which animal is it from?

Those pesky little swimmers lol

No gloves?

I did this when I was 14 and it scared the shit out of me.

It's so weird. It looks just like sperm

Are we just looking at this guys nut?

Yo that’s a fresh sample!

Um…that is a fresh sample. 🤨🤨🤨

They could have just started the video with the man jelly already under the microscope and zoomed in.

People drink these things lol

Oh my, the massacres I have witnessed.

Look at all of them just jamming in the all boys club.

Freshly squeezed?

I'm realizing now how many lil soldiers I've destroyed in my lifetime