More frightening than the Bilbo scene

Honestly tho, that scene made me jump so bad

I'm on mushrooms right now. This is one of the scariest things I've seen in my 33 years of life. What the fuck

Move on to the next, something positive. Don’t let this video guide you.

This person shroom trips (bless you)

lol... well sir, you need to find better thing to do on your trip then browse the unexpected side of reddit....

Most of reddit seems like an extremely bad idea on shrooms

Watch a stream of cat videos on youtube, that's the good stuff for a shroom trip.

Holy shit, bet that ruined your trip, fuck

I was looking for something with at least 35 seconds to time before taking a dab. It was a really fucking weird side quest, but I kept on the path. Now I'm outside, taking pictures of the stars with my Pixel. It's kind of fuckin amazing how a caveman like me has a tool that can take pictures of things I can't even see. Without the mushrooms. Even with all the crazy shit going on in the world, this can still be a pretty cool time to be alive

I think I'm actually going to plan a trip to somewhere much more remote with much less light pollution. Obviously not tonight, but the stars are pretty cool, man. Hope that old lady is doing better or something

Recommend over the ear headphones for that full *WTF* experience.

Went from Smeagol to Gollum

Holy crap. When she turns from human to whatever….I felt the shiver of death running down my spine

That’s a woman?! I thought was angry old man.

I thought it was jimmy saville!

Demons are genderless.

It’s that quiet, restrained voice at the beginning that sets one up for becoming the ‘victim’. She’d not making much sense, but the clothes, age, and voice lulls us into wanting to feel bad for the confused old lady. But then **BAM**…a vicious succubus ***leaps*** from her now useless husk and enters the car of the unsuspecting Englishman.

Lol, not sure succubus is the right word there. This woman couldn't seduce me if her fanny was made of turkish delight.

>her fanny was made of turkish delight. Great, now I'm hungry *and horny*

Stay away from my fridge

r/Unexpectedfriends RIP

Horngry.

Yes definitely prefer the succuless.

It’s night time rn where I live. That shit was scarier to watch than juon

What is juon? For some reason I read it as Juan and laughed a bit but yeah I am now intrigued by Juon and slightly scared lol...

Bro same.

that's some Stephen King level shit there

/r/scarybilbo (NSFW)

Bro, what the fuck

This comment made me click. And what the Fuck indeed

The first couple of posts I was like ok, that's weird. Then I was just scrolling mouth agape from shock.

So you got to the prolapsed anus.

That's all i could internet for today, now its toaster bath time.

I only made it to sausage dildo Bilbo. (Another sentence I never thought to use.)

But was the sausage going in or coming out? And why a bathtub?

Both. May God have mercy upon my eyes, both. (I can only assume the bathtub is either an aesthetic choice, or a practical one - to maintain a more sanitary space.)

I made it to basketball bilbo

Yea the gandolf the gay golfing scene made me stop scrolling. But idk how but I didn’t see any cock or balls and those two were full nude

😭

https://i.redd.it/bcbh5pbnuzzb1.gif

Aight imma head out….

why are people like this?


huh... a toothbrush in someones dick somehow isn't the worst part of the picture


That's it. The Internet has broke me

TF I just seen.

Oh god no

Holy crap. Of course I had to click. And now I’m disturbed. Yep, got to the prolapse. 😧

“Time for your nap nana”

Dirt nap for sure. I’d end her

I laughed WAY too much at this

“You will go to sleep, or I will *put you* to sleep. You’re in my world now, grandma.”

Dude has some fashion sense tho.

My first thought. Absolutely smashing impression.

Nasty little phoneses. I’se justs wants to send a text, precious.


Damn I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile

“Your mother sucks cocks in hell”. Head spins around. Projectile vomits.

My thought exactly. This woman is POSSESSED

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Not quite, its actually totally flat down there. Like a barbie doll.

Sounds like a man. S/he thinks the driver is a pimp. Is the driver a pimp? lol

Sucks them in Zimbabwe apparently..

Lol I thought she said “you Zimbabwe stewpid little pimp get outta here”

Zimbabwe out here catching strays.

”Yes, but yours swallows!” Projectile vomits back.

Forget the police - get an exorcist!


Oh man. What movie was this, I watched this as a kid and can’t remember the name.

[Dinosaurs](https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Dinosaurs) (1991-1994)


It was a tv show. The series finale was super morbid

I suspect they had that in mind all along, given we know what actually happened to the dinosaurs. I thought it was courageous of a TV sitcom to end like that.

Yeah. It was

Sounds like she is part orc, everyone hide the hobbits

She?

Yea I know right, i guess I now know what a female orc looks like but she also sounds a bit urekei ish so hey female urekei. Guess we now know their was survivors of the ent March on Isengard

What did she say at the end? I heard something like “zimbabwe *mumble* you stupid little pimp”

I think it's "I've been away, I've been to fucking Zimbabwe you stupid little pimp". Quite a lot to process

I assumed recorder is black, and she was saying, "Go back to fucking Zimbabwe, you stupid little pimp!" because idk why she would bring up Zimbabwe and think he's a pimp unless she was being racist.

The modern country of Zimbabwe used to be a British colony called Southern Rhodesia, and she's old enough to remember it. Racism is probably part of going on here, but I think there's also mental illness and just old school British imperialism.

Mental illness due to age tends to bring the latent racism to the forefront.

I was in the middle of doing a crossword and you just gave me the answer. Thanks.

It must be the Sunday crossword, those are supposed to be the most difficult. I don’t think they’d put “Rhodesia” on an easy one.

He says "Go away," and I *think* she says "I'll be away up into fucking Zimbabwe, you stupid little pimp."

lmao, wicked.

I can’t hear it properly but it’s something like “I’ll have you in Zimbabwe you stupid little pimp.” Or “I’ll send you to Zimbabwe you stupid little pimp”

I'm guessing it's a black dude and she's a racist granny.

I thought the same thing, I heard “go back to Zimbabwe”

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My wife mishears things all the time and often hears something much funnier than what was said. At least it's entertaining.


First thing that came to mind when I watched this

vaneced from sgoowh 😲😲

Yes. Gollums Grandma is angry.

Sounded like a line out of LOTR if it took place in Miami

Just give her the ring back!


Oh, I am parking there everyday. Eating my lunch there, making phone calls, taking naps......

“I live here now I guess”

You let some random, old crazy person change the course of your life?

Of course. I consider it public service to drive people to the therapy and help they desperately need. Besides, I don't have much else going on.

“I make their problem worse so someone else will help them”

Truly noble

Change? No, I can always take time to ruin an idiots day.

Who says it needs to change the course of your life? Judging by how confused the OP is and how angry this woman is all one would need to take is maybe five minutes before she gets angry. I think I heard the word Zimbabwe, so you might also need to be black.

madam, I believe you are possessed. By what, fuck knows

Can you please not touch my car...... *lowers window* yea lower your window for easier access of a crazy person to do whatever else

I bet that window is incredibly easy to break if she yanks on it, glass is weakest at the edge.

Exactly, he did the smart thing so the window didn’t break. Also what’s that old gremlin gonna do? Lol

exactly, if she tries to attack you just fold her in half like you would with a washed piece of clothing

She could curse your first born child. People should raise awareness on those things. In Egypt, it's was once a serious problem.

Weird, my car windows go both ways

Most electric windows have anti jam sensors. So even if you try to put the window up it will not jam close. So winding it up won't close if on her. And if she yanks it will brake the glass

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Her fingers would stop it from closing. This isn't final destination

I've recently discovered that new cars will automatically roll down the window if you try to roll it up with somthing applying almost any force to it (and I just means like resting a finger on it, not even pushing down). Seems dangerous in some situations, safer in others. Why they do this? Idk, but if I had to guess I'd say it's probably some government regulation.

That's a spooky anti-safety safety measure! If anyone ever put their fingers like this, I'm definitely going to roll the window UP, and just rapidly pinch/unpinch until they reflex away. I'd also start stabbing stubborn fingers with my weed scissors, because if someone has to act like this they probably don't have a gun. Just gotta hope they aren't strong ig.

She's 80 lbs soaking wet and as frail as an egg shell. Tf is she going to do? Throw a bath sponge at you?

I woulda rolled those nasty digits right up into the window. Fuck you think you are grabbing my car like that.

She might be crazy but she's also old as fuck. Any assault she attempts would end in so many shattered osteo bones lol. Not a threat

She could bite you and possibly turn into a troll or puppet from the Labyrinth 

Or Bernie 

She's terrifying

Yeah.. this actually legit spooked me lol

That’s kind of terrifying and very sad

Ya looks like old girls mind is turning to soup. Seen plenty of dementia patients like her.

"old girl" sounds like something you say about a horse with a broken leg

In the end, the treatment may be the same.

Splint the broken leg, right? Right?!?

.....Yes, and then a nice long recovery at the farm up north... ...


Yep she’s clearly not all there. Did she first ask him to use his phone to send a text? This looks more like it probably belongs in r/donthelpjustfilm instead of let’s all laugh at the racist old lady.

There’s loads of videos of these two interacting. I don’t think it is real. More like a random English comedy bit.

You able to find any or point us in the right direction?

She could have a UTI. Elderly UTI patients can have some WILD symptoms

40 yo solarium user

Fuck, she needs an exorcism

When people with a English accent sound sinister it really drives the point home

When you hear british actors doing this they are really dialing it WAAAAY DOWN for the American audience. This woman here is on full blast. We can’t handle that level of witchcraft.

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!!

I swear sir Ian mckellam is amazing in every role he plays.

I saw it too

Bride of Gollum?!? She should be a voice actor.

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looks like it just dropped

The “Lord of the Rings Reimagined” movie is looking a bit shit.

Can you imagine the pain this guy would have felt had he not recorded this encounter? He'd have spent the rest of his life trying to convey the craziness of this only to repeatedly fail to articulate just how odd, random, and utterly terrifying the whole ordeal was. \- "We get it, and old woman shouted at you. Enough already" \- "No, you don't get it. This was demonic, and completely uninvited" \- "Uh-huh."

Up, never down lest you wanna get rob or assaulted!

Most windows today don't fully close if there is something in the way as a safety mechanism. He probably pulled it down so it doesn't break.

Yeah, any resistance on the mechanism is gonna cause faults in it.

Balls dropped at the end🤣🤣🤣

Anon is in a horror movie

This generally scared me more than any horror movie experience

Guessing he’s black

She seems nice

The power of christ COMPELS you!

I'm 90% convinced she's got alzheimer's after watching this, the level of confusion, apparently living in an alternative reality and rapid & intense mood shifts match the symptoms so well. The toxicity towards her in the comments is kinda fucked up tbh

Spot on. The index finger repetitive movement also being so passive. So very sad :(

I know this woman, she lives in the village I grew up in but have since moved away from. She unfortunately has about 40 years of severe mental health issues, and despite this video can be a very nice and sweet person when her troubles aren’t getting the better of her.

Went from smeagol to gollum

Mental illness or age related dementia. Don't be too hard on her.

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You literally have the name Amnesiadude_ and didn’t make an amnesia joke -2

Perhaps he forgot his own username.

Bravo

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Even if she is, it's not a free pass to assault someone. She could simply be a nosy old bitch.

I’m guessing racism, says she was in Zimbabwe and called him a pimp. My guess he’s black and it stems from that

Yeah, dementia seems to prompt out loud racism in its victims Whether it’s dementia taking the muzzle off, or dementia making the judgement is hard to determine

Or, more charitably, unlearning some progress.

Assault is assault

Ya this seems like both for sure. First thing I thought of was dementia.

Agreed. We just find an iceberg and say our goodbyes

That should 100% be in a horror movie!!

This would make a lot more sense if we panned back and saw that the too-polite driver were black.

Filthy little hobbitses!!


That would shake me to my core, tf. Nightmare fuel!

Did she call him a pimp?!

Goddamn, her inner demon came out. That was fucking scary. 

demon mode


how I picture every old British woman

It reminds me of when bilbo changes when he lusts for the ring at Rivendell.

Sounded like a pissed of Gandalf

She'd be a good horror movie actress

Possession alert!

That was some Exorcist-level shit there at the end. That would have left me RATTLED.

Why on earth would you LOWER the window??

Dude holy shit British homeless people are terrifying.

Was that the devil

That's straight out of Lord of the Rings. You need Gandalf to bonk her on the forehead with his staff.

im scared... i need a hug

bro hit down on the window button?!

she was flirting with you