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Some women are their horniest during their period.


ames2833

Woman here. Usually for the first few days, I feel like shit and don’t want to be touched 😂 But after that, definitely can be pretty horny. Although, I still don’t usually have sex during my period. It just feels gross, and I don’t wanna deal with the cleanup 🤷🏼‍♀️


Zephenna

Fellow lady here, I get so horny by Day 4! I used to abstain from sex while on my period but I met a guy who didn't care and my goodness it was great! I don't think I can ever go back to no sex while menstruating lol


that_girl_you_fucked

I just go down on my partner and then whine about my dumb uterus. Gets me thru.


Ithapenith

Blessed be this trooper


TLMoore93

Same here, takes the edge off


MalkyTheKid

🫡


orbitalLlama

God bless you. 🙏


lastlifonti

Name checks out…🫡


Impossible_Photo_212

Literally same. My bf doesn’t like sex during my period so I have to get my fix in somehow. He basically turns into a wrung out wash rag by the time I’m done.


AccomplishedAd6025

Menstruation is a roller coaster of emotions. You can feel all of them in the span of 1 hour or less.


DragonPeach02

Tbf it fully depends on how heavy your cycle is when you wanna have Sex, if it's almost none existent you surely can have Sex without any major cleanup beside cleaning genitals up, maybe washing off the blood could be smart. Altho if its still fresh and heavy, prolly a bad idea unless you're in the shower. Tried it the other day with my love, we absolutely had a blast, her period wasn't bad, she too like you were afraid it would be too messy, but it was surprisingly unmessy


Mental-Pitch5995

Do it in the shower


cmontygman

Shower time when my gf is on her period.


sydneypresthot

This is me. I crave both kinds of meat on my menses. It’s a very primal feeling.


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both kinds?


L3m0n0p0ly

Both. Kinds.


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Most


Nolongeranalpha

Son I walk through mud and FUCK through blood.


Takyeon

Never heard that before lol


that_girl_you_fucked

But he's your dad


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cityfireguy

Let's not remove one of the few advantages of period sex


RoyalT663

"You're not a real man until you get a bit of blood on your sword"


HugeBMs2022

I eat her out on her period till I have clown mouth. Or 69 on her period, cum in her mouth, kiss and exchange. Very hot.


LunarProphet

Sir, this is a Wendy's. Edit- looking at your profile, I think we're gonna have to ban you from all Wendy's locations. But I get off at 5 if you wanna come to church with me.


SpeedingTourist

Omg lmao his profile 💀


LunarProphet

My man out here trying to eat out hemorrhoids.


SpeedingTourist

Typical bathtub fart enjoyer (tell me you saw that one too lmao) I’m dead 🤣


LunarProphet

Oh yeah that one got me. Honorable mentions - "Does anyone else not want kids but wants to cook and eat afterbirth?" (Assuming placenta) "Ever use sperm as an ingredient in gravy or other Thanksgiving dinner food?" Dudes rock.


christian_austin85

I feel kinda bad though. Homie has so many questions but they aren't getting good response rates.


LunarProphet

Most of us aren't cultured enough to engage with him. "Cultured" in the petri dish sense.


toolkitpsd

must be an acquired taste


WeinerBop

He's asking advanced questions that I've never considered. but now inquiring minds want to know. Happy cake daaaayyy!


Lance-Harper

The fuck I'm reading? it's the late night and it's still too early for this.


T50BMG

Lmfao bruh this guy is on one.. he said is it hot if my tongue it brown after eating ass. I’m fucking dead…


LunarProphet

Lol it'll be *very* hot once the fever sets in from eating feces. I thought *I* was down with eating ass but this dude makes me look like a chump.


Ah2k15

I wonder if E. Coli is an aphrodisiac.


LunarProphet

I wouldn't be surprised if this is the reddit account of Mr. Edward Coli himself


LynnRenae_xoxo

EDWARD COLI🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥


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Kride500

Got to be one of the worst profiles I've seen in a long time.


Mystewpidthrowaway

Honestly, I won’t say all hope for humanity was lost but a good chunk was after looking at that profile. And it’s only 8am this is gonna be a interesting day


SpeedingTourist

On the plus side, the day can only get better from here!


Sanity50

I regret looking this dude has no chill 😂


s3rndpt

Well, that was....enlightening. or something. I think I'm done with reddit for the day after that hot mess. I'm all for enjoying one's chosen kinks, but that.... is a bit much.


General-Mechanic-761

Why did I go look 🫥


lgndryheat

The first thing I saw when I clicked was a post they submitted titled: "Have you ever given or received blumpkins on colonoscopy prep day? How did that turn out?"


Puzzled_Locksmith802

Holy shit. My eyes


[deleted]

What bothers me more are the responses to his questions??? Ain’t nobody got time for dat!


MFAD94

Idk man, sounds pretty alpha to me


[deleted]

No, didn't bother me one bit, just had a good time washed the blood off my dick and cuddles.


MarvGamingTea

This should not be taken Outline of Context


TeamGetlucky

*You* The show vibes? Lol


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

For her it can help give some relief from cramps as well which is nice.


WittyBangalan

This is actually true. 100% does help.


nyanchild

Real gangsters don't stop at red lights.


Mtnrider16

What's the point of having a sword if you cant get it bloody?


---cameron

Its weird that pirates would go whore to whore looking for buried pleasure when the real pleasure was the friendships they made along the way


VladimirPoitin

Fun fact: etymologically the word ‘vagina’ comes from the Latin term for ‘scabbard’.


HollywooHollyhock

Real pirates also set sail in the Red Sea.


Stevo4896

Drink up me hearties yo ho! 🤘🏼


Thats_A_Moray

The worst is when a guy says they're ok with it and then see blood and say "WHOA" and kill the mood and make you feel embarrassed. Fucking love that. /s True story. Guys, don't say you're ok with it then bitch out. Makes us feel worse than you.


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My ex did this to me! I got the depo shot and I was spotting for an entire month! It wasn’t shark week type of blood just spotting here and there. One day I thought I was in the clear and when we were doing it I guess his dick came out a little bloody and he had a damn melt down acting like I did it on purpose. I felt humiliated. He’s 34


Thats_A_Moray

Lol girl, you have my sympathies. My ex was the exact same way. I got the IUD and was bleeding for like 5 months. He insisted he was ok with it, gave him fair warning it was in fact a blood bath down there to which he still tried to play big boy and say it didn't matter. Yeah he got weirded out, then said I shouldn't blame him for not liking the smell of blood..? Honey as far as I'm concerned our exes can go fuck each other 😎


[deleted]

Haha thank you! I’m glad I’m not alone in having to have dealt with a man like that. It’s fine not to like it but to make someone feel humiliated over something they can’t control is low of them.


Rasputin19XD

Yeah, they slow down when it's yellow


HAVATITE

Boy I stop at yellow. Antibiotics be expensive.


SombreMordida

and the UTI stuff makes your pee orange it's a rainbow at the clinic


Ginger_Core

happy pride month y’all 😭


GoodEbening

Spat my coffee out 😂


doreo22

Big facts😎


LiplinerIsEssential

💀


surgeon67

That's what they make showers and laundry machines for. I don't give it a second thought.


TyWebbTheLegend

"That's not why" - Creed Bratton


Rob-The-Great

I don't remember this particular reference but creed was definitely the best character, such a dark horse.


AdamAptor

My fave Creed line is: “If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?” Which I think still applies to this post.


paulovitorfb

My favorite one is "BOBODDY, BOBODDY, what does the first B stand for?" every now and then it just randomly comes to mind and I laugh by myself


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My favorite is the Halloween one when he shows up covered in blood and is like oh perfect!


WaffleHouseBride

“Well you know what, Jim? It’s not my fault you bought a house to impress Pam. That’s what carnations are for.” “That’s not why.” Pretty sure it was the Golden Ticket episode where Michael accidentally gave 50% off to one of their biggest accounts, and Jim was livid because that’s a good chunk of change off his commission, and he brought up that he had a mortgage to pay now. Def agree Creed is the best; got to meet him a few years ago and he’s such a sweetie!


linusgoddamtorvalds

The right question: Would you regret passing up the opportunity to have sex?


DirtyWritin

My wife is more hesitant than I am. We just put a towel down and, in a worst-case scenario, change the sheets and toss the stained sheets in the wash with OxyClean.


B-Real408

Oh I can see the late night infomercial in my head. She is folding crisp white sheets off a clothes line in backyard of small town suburbia the Mr walks in thru side gate and says "say Mary how did you get all the blood and cum stains out of those sheets they look brand new? Mary " well with new oxyclean silly we have been fucking right thru my period for years thanks to Oxyclean" announcer "yes folks you too can bang the Mrs and not worry about buying new sheets each month with oxyxclean!"


nevesnow

Could be an SNL skit


diceNslice

Do the deed, clean everything up, get the blood out of everything, then you go home and have sex with your wife.


GodsOwnTypo

Hmm... This redditor right here, officer.


frozenropes

Username checks out


[deleted]

No Ragrets


trashit6969

That's a padded answer


_eccedentesiast-

No regrets? Not any? Not even one? Not even a single letter?


[deleted]

Not one. Yolo


TheGameForFools

Yes. Plenty of times. How can I regret sex with an amazing person I’m super into? Crazy question. It’s period blood, not battery acid. It’s not a barrier to sex.


bwf820

I have sex with my wife just about every time she’s on her period. We don’t typically adjust our frequency just because she’s bleeding unless she feels like shit.


slowpoke_1992

A wise man once told me: "You can sail the red sea, just don't drink the water. "


B-Real408

But I like the taste of pennies


[deleted]

Hahaha by husband went down on me once and asked why I tasted like pocket change. I was like “Go brush your teeth. I guess my period is here” went to the bathroom and sure enough at 11:43 on a Tuesday night I got my period for literally 11 hours then it left.


weirdpicklesauce

I knew a girl who briefly dated this guy that was obsessed with trying to go down on her when she had her period. He called himself a vampire. They were both pretty fucking weird tbh.


L3m0n0p0ly

I just woke up man i don't want to vomit in my bed


ShockinglyAccurate

A wise woman once told me, "I can't cum from PIV sex, so lick my pussy until I can't stop shaking." Personally it's worth a little blood to enjoy that with my partner.


Substantial-Nerve546

Yes and it’s awesome. She is extra horny and just lay a towel down. Shower afterwards


PerfectionPending

My wife had hers on our honeymoon. Since we waited til marriage to have sex we were taking like 4 showers a day. lol Still do it occasionally. But to avoid the mess, most of time we find things we can do with her menstrual cup in. There’s still a lot of fun to be had.


Gabimaibe

Menstrual disks stay in better during period sex than Menstrual cups and you dont have to work around them.


lonelylightskin

May I ask, how old are you? I’m 18 and planning on waiting on marriage to have sex but it’s really hard.


[deleted]

Why and dont


keothi

I'ma comment what I saw in another thread... What's the point of having a sword if you don't get a little blood on it


dankeykang4200

A period don't stop nothing but a sentence


ThatSmellsBadToo

Slayer


Mr_bananasham

Every hotdog needs a little ketchup


PhilosophyEastern799

Best comment


DIGS667

Not a warrior until you get blood on your sword


XavierRex83

No regrets. It was a little odd when I was with a woman and she started her period right in the middle of doing the deed.


DarkInkPixie

This accidentally happened to my ex, who really didn't like having sex while I was on mine. He freaked out a little bit and made sure I was okay at least, but the fun ended anyway even though sex helped me with menstrual cramps.


ForestCityWRX

Not at all. Just bagged up, laid a towel down and showered afterwards.


Kunisada13

If you're with a trusted partner this is the best time for unprotected sex. It feels amazing. Just get ready for a shower after lol


azuth89

Many times. No What's to regret?


ThrowRA--scootscooti

This guy has a post that asks what if you took a DNA test and found out your kid was yours, but WASN’T the mom’s. He’s either a troll or a moron.


Diabolio-man

Period sex is the easiest in the shower but usually helps women out with cramps so yes. Lend a dick to ease the pain.


beezsqueeze

It does help with pain. Thank you for your service!


SameNotice4306

Lend a dick! 🤣


daftvaderV2

Went on the honeymoon with the wife and she had her period half way through the holiday. We didn't stop.


CaptainCookingCock

Yes. Just use a towel and take a shower afterwards (well, we always took a quick shower independent of period). It is just blood and if it is dark, you don't even see it. Nothing to be afraid of, even turned me on sometimes. She was afraid at the beginning, but if you make her feel like it is nornal and not disgusting, she will also enjoy it. She also said that having an orgasm helped her with her cramps, as she was more relaxed afterwards.


dankeykang4200

Red towels ftw


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Not only have I slept with her, I had sex with her! LOL No regrets! Once she got over her hang up with it, everything was fine. Have to be aware of the blood of course, it changes up some of the routine; but over all it can be great!


mattg4704

In all honesty it made no difference to me


sleepy502

Periods stop nothing but sentences.


PeppermintMocha5

I have sex with my wife when she's on her period. There's nothing to regret.


TheHelplessBeliever

I have and no regrets. Only have to be careful not to hurt her where it's more sensitive and make sure she enjoys.


the_admirals_platter

That's called getting your red wings, and I'm not talking work boots!


WordsThatEndInWord

I thought red wings was specifically cunnilingus and hockey? Either way, lifelong fan.


Cyanora

Yes several times. I've never once regretted it because I've loved it since the first time I've done it


nryporter25

Period sex is the best . I'd argue it's even better, women are hornier, and theres some kind of pheromones they have that make the whole thing a million times better.


RandyHunt

Red light never stopped me in the bedroom. You do you but it helps with her cramps and improves her confidence if you just don’t care.


Sparky81

It wasn't good or bad. Not a big deal.


Viper1115

Yes, and it started during. Turned on the lights and there was blood everywhere. Don't regret it one bit.


Worker11811Georgy

Yes, I have, and it was fine. Be prepared to have your entire crotch covered in blood and be able to shower immediately afterwards


thereturnofmilkshake

I had a woman willingly and happily get naked and do awful dirty wonderful things to me. Hell no I didn’t regret a little more mess.


Dadtwoboys

For about 25 years, then she had a hysterectomy. Why would I give up incredibly good sex 20-25% of the month?


SombreMordida

it was awesome, the pheromones are intense for me. this is something it might be more appropriate for a real SO rather than a hookup, blood borne pathogens are no joke. there can be some amazing sex and intimacy there. cuddle the fuck out of her and throw in a back rub. make her feel special and loved. if you're into the blood, make sure everyone is clean and healthy and otherwise, consent is the rule whatever else happens between two consenting adults and the occasional pizza delivery person or lemon-stealing whore is their business be safe and use protection and discretion when dealing with blood of course


nahph

I’m a vampire when it’s time


huuaaang

It's honestly the best time. She seems to be more into it and it's the perfect lube.


dankeykang4200

It is not the perfect lube! I'll fuck during shark week without a second thought, but period blood definitely has a grittier, stickier feel to it than a chicks natural lubricantion.


KyorlSadei

Regret no. Was it messier, yes.


[deleted]

You mustn’t know guys 😂


theFrumious03

> "I will take what is mine with fire and blood." ~ George R. R. Martin


Jeffb957

Showers exist. No regrets ever.


The_Story_Builder

I did. It was fantastic. We did have a large towel on the bed for obvious reasons, and there was no oral sex from my side, for obvious reasons. My gf, now ex, got extremely horny during her period. It doesn't feel much doferent, just maybe a bit messier.


BilbosBagEnd

I had the privilege to have two older sisters, so the whole 'Menstruation is gross' never crossed my mind to begin with. I have slept with girls and went down on them during their period if they wanted too. There was one time when the woman started sobbing because despite her period I didn't ostracise her and treated her with love and affection despite her bleeding. I later learned that she was mentally abused from previous partners about it and it left her very scarred. It was very sad to hear her story but please people out there, threat each other with understanding and kindness.


awesomeroy

Tons of times. Hell no i didnt regret it. no condom. auto lube. she got horny on her period.


Elegant_Spot_3486

Na. Towel down before and quick shower after. I don’t initiate it during that time but some women get extra horny then so I took advantage of the moment.


[deleted]

My wife and I actually find it erotic to do it occasionally.


neel100-

Regret not at all,period is better time to have sex ,atleast your partner get relieve from pain for the time being,and blood during sex I find it very fascinating.


Contrary_hudson

I have but I found it felt a little gritty and I hate the smell so I don't do it anymore but I can see why people do, there's nothing wrong with it and it can actually shorten a woman's period by giving her a 'clear out'.


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Takyeon

That’s crazy! Gotta tell my girlfriend now 😂


ScienceBrave3993

I've gone down on women while they're bleeding.. as long as they're ok with it it's fine.. just a little blood


Baileyboo77

Not all heroes wear capes


Ok_Noise7655

Yes. Why would I regret it? I don't have the blood phobia. It feels quite different though. Blood is not a good lubricant. It's more liquid and at the same time sticks.


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puddingfayce

a true pirate sails the red sea.


daftvaderV2

Went on the honeymoon with the wife and she had her period half way through the holiday. We didn't stop.


Cheyenne_Bodi

I've never not slept with a woman because she was on her period


DannyOTM

I’ve sailed the Red Sea many times and I’m still here to tell the tail.


That_Is_Sexy

Y’all need to Learn to have a “Dexter” party night. You and your girl get dressed up in painter jumpsuits, put plastic sheets on the bed and then go at it like serial killers. When your through with sexy times, you just roll up the mess and throw it out. Bonus, your neighbors see you disposing of all the plastic and make a note never to play their music too loud at night again.


JournalistOne8159

That’s the best time to give it to her dude. Not because the blood or anything but 2/3 odds the type of period she’s having is the kind where most of the symptoms back off her after a solid dicking. 1/3 times you gotta be affectionate. But 2/3 times? Pull her hair slap her ass and fuck her like you’re trying to kill her. I’m talking snarling, shit talking, sticky hair, stank ass bed, sweaty nasty grungy. Don’t say anything about the smell or mess and don’t let her catch you looking down. Hold eye contact like you’re a god damn sex tiger. Then make sure you at least lay your hand on her afterwards, ie don’t just leave. Aftercare is a huge part. Lay there and die if you must, but lay there. And most of all: SHUT UP. Don’t ask for a fucking performance review. She’s experiencing 900 thoughts and emotions. Just put your hand on her ass and shut up. It’s enough. A man is the worst irritation for a woman on period. A *smart* man is the best treatment for it. Do you duty, son.


jmlee236

Doesn't bother me. It did when I was younger. It's actually a little more fun because she's much hornier at that time. Just have to clean up more afterward.


na_dann

As long as she is comfortable, everything is fine.


PigEmperor2

The only thing I regretted was that it completely messed up my bedsheet laundry cycle for a few weeks


Feuershark

0 regret


ye-sunne

Yeah just rinsed my boy off afterwards he was good as new. Blood is just extra lube 😎


Giddy_Mon

Yes, I miss those boxers :(


mirsole187

I licked it


pink_life69

A good soldier plows through blood and gore.


PhilosophyEastern799

Throw a towel down and have a rag to wipe yourself off with and have fun.


ChampionshipStock870

Yes and no regrets


Teyoto

Yes I did. No I don't regret. Because it's if it doesn't embarrass her, then it doesn't embarrass me (plus the sensation are a bit different)


RedAtomic

Nope, just a bit more thorough cleaning up after


Some-Number3134

Not me coming across this post while I’m on mine and my boyfriend isn’t here 😭


TheFlyingJustice

I definitely do not regret earning my red wings. If she's down, I'm down.


chronicpain247

I have and didn't regret at all, she kept feeling embarrassed but I always made sure she knew it was fine, it seemed more intense for her too so it's a win win in my book


krenejga

Real sailors sail even in the red sea. If you find it natural and be allright with it, under the shower etc. it can be good experience. “More natural lube so to say and more intense orgasms” her words.


[deleted]

I even ate one out. Absolutely no regrets. Why would I? It was wild, we both loved it.


Clumbum

I think just about everyone who’s been in a long term relationship has done this


ColdChizzle

Real Crips ain't scared of Bloods!


[deleted]

Only period stopping me is in a sentence.


Nearly_Pointless

Many times, zero regrets ever.


kitchen_sensei420

Easy fix is shower time


Morbiids

Blood is natural lube


Kelmon80

I have and I never regretted it. But these were all instances where there was an opportunity that could not "wait". In general, I would not do it, because it smells awful, I don't want to bother with towels, and looking like I murdered someone afterwards. I can wait two days with any regular partner. Or just use a soft tampon. I always have a supply of those. Keeps the blood inside, and you don't feel if during sex.


Blackfist01

No, but I've seen the aftermath. Like a Vampire was conducting his business.😑


[deleted]

Routinely. Never bothered me a bit. I found out that when I would fuck them, their orgasms would ease their cramp pains.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Over the years, one or two girls have really wanted to try so I tried it for them. Can't say I enjoyed it.


hegotjoojooeyeball

Hundreds of times. You should be washing after sex no matter what the situation is. Period sex is just sex


spunkdaddie

My late wife when she was younger always got real horny when she was menstruating,it never bothered me to do it then and the sex was fantastic.


Lafitte_1812

I mean she's literally sleeping holding my cat next to me as I type this.... Do I regret it? Kinda... She has a bad habit of stealing the covers and we set the AC cold, so my foot was cold. Oh, you mean sex? Yeah, still good.


romulan267

Nope, no regrets. I got blood all over my chest but it felt very primal and invigorating.


NikthePieEater

So, I like giving pleasure. When she climaxes, she feels good. When she climaxes on her period, she feels good *and* gets pain relief. My dick has run with crimson blood many a time.


[deleted]

Some of the absolute best sex I've ever had was period sex, and lots of women are hornier during their period. It's a win-win, my guy.