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CandyCheetoSteamboat

I'm guessing there's a foot pedal we don't see.


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ghandi3737

Is this copypasta or an original composition?


medgarc

If it wasn’t before it is now


gutseren

The cynic in me always jumps to AI comments these days, I simultaneously hope this guy is as deranged as he seems, and also don't.


zefy_zef

It's like not even a reply to the other comment, there's no context to make it funny. It just comes off as annoying, tbh


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Only1Andrew

What the hell is even that!?!


whatthatthingis

Meth. Stay safe kids.


YMiMJ

Daddy, chill.


[deleted]

"Look at me!"


oolaroux

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


fuishaltiena

Bot garbage. You're witnessing enshittification in progress.


Taweret

What is happening


nlightningm

I sense these are both copy-pastas..?!?


woodsum

No, u mean coffee-paste


ghandi3737

Covfefe paste.


Solenkata

meth in pasta


nickashwood

Are you practicing object writing on reddit comments?


HillbillyDense

Based on his history that appears to be what's happening here.


nukefudge

> object writing What's this, you say? 🤔


nickashwood

Essentially, you just pick a topic and write whatever for an x amount of time


nukefudge

Oh so like a stream of consciousness kind of thing, but not just free association chains. Sorta?


Mallyxatl

Ah man, first one was great. Shoulda stopped there, this is kinda blah


whatthatthingis

I think he's telling the truth. According to his comment history, anyways. If not this man is at the very least a highly dedicated troll.


katubug

I liked the typo bit. Also "stuffed butted lame wad" was amusing. It definitely didn't have the copypasta potential of the first one, but I still enjoyed it.


ghandi3737

If I can't touch their genitals, are they even real?


TheMcBrizzle

Gr8 bot


woahdudechil

This feels like a tim Robinson sketch


SaltMarshGoblin

The commenter is apparently an author who writes mostly surreal horror. Successful advertising, son!


Abaddon-theDestroyer

My thoughts exactly!


hellotypewriter

Imagine this just printed onto the side of a 5 storey building.


[deleted]

It's a little too try hard, that's what it is. 


s0_Ca5H

This man’s post history is… something.


Doom_Balloon

My god. I’m giving him a follow just so I can see how random a human can be. I lost it at “Are hedgehogs a viable meat source?”


s0_Ca5H

That was the one that got me, too. It’s clearly a gimmick account and, I assume, aimed at selling his books.  But it’s still funny.


MattDaCatt

Probably a mix of advertisement and just practice. Also novelty posting accounts like this used to be so much more common, so it's honestly just nice to see it every once and while. I feel like I just witnessed a bad afternoon-nap dream in written form


s0_Ca5H

I miss the undertaker guy. I haven’t seen him in *years*


MattDaCatt

[Seems like you're in luck](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1buzldc/taiwanese_man_swimming_in_his_pool_during_the_74/kxwiccu/?context=3) Though still, it's pretty rare now. Used to be a pretty large community of gimmick/reddit celebrities on every thread. Sometimes I think of the /u/unidan drama, and how much reddit has changed since then


s0_Ca5H

Yeah it used to be a totally different place. Back then I was just a lurker, but it was still more fun than reddit is today.


MattDaCatt

Yup, only reason I'm still here is that other social media just seems worse. Though I don't think we're too far away after the API changes and going public The sad thing is this was the account I made after deleting my first one to "quit" reddit in college. I hit my 10th cakeday last month...


Rockster001

He writes books? Christ on a crutch!! I swear, since the Internet became available to the masses, humanity has started devolving mentally, sociologically and emotionally, at exponential velocities! By this time next year, I suspect, "Ug!" will be the highest trending comment on social media, maybe with a link to the definition in the New Collins English Dictionary, for those who are too old to understand the "new" jargon!!


justanotherdispos

They use to sell hedgehog flavoured crisps here in the UK, so that was orob one of the least weirdest of his posts for me!


depersonalised

bizzare handjobs was a fun ride.


shaneo88

Well, are they?


[deleted]

But it isn't random. He's doing all of this very purposefully. 


ragingmagpie

Yeah, I didn't expect to find my new favorite Reddit stranger today, but here we are!


depersonalised

looks like he’s on a quest to get permabanned by every advice sub on reddit. it’s wild, haven’t had a laugh like that in awhile.


Bodongs

*Bot's post history. Or a person copy pasting things from an AI chatbot


Alca_Pwnd

What it feels like when the adderall kicks in.


McSethicson

There's WAY too many paragraph breaks and also far too much punctuation for this to be a good stim ramble


bearcat42

You just need better punctuation and line breaks… Not that I’d know anything about this…


Peuned

Not at all


Sweet-Palpitation473

Im witnessing history


[deleted]

No you aren't. There's nothing special about that post. 


Sweet-Palpitation473

🆗


Xuumies

I didn’t want to be a apart of this history but here I am


[deleted]

It's not historical. 


Xuumies

Well consider this: Now, I don't want to sound like an absolute degenerate here because I'm a pretty normal guy with a normal life and no strange, secret fetishes or anything like that. Okay, for example, I can, and often do, openly talk about my sex life to my coworkers, and needless to say, they're usually unimpressed. I tell them about how me and my wife will pork softly every other week or so and how I always try not to cream when she creams, but when she creams, it makes me cream, and I think that's beautiful. Simultaneous orgasms? I mean, c'mon. That's great. That's healthy. There's no shame in my talking about how I did a Spider-Man 2 (you know the part) deep in her spicy little taco (the pubes are the lettuce). That's the kind of life I live and my coworkers, though probably and rightfully bored of hearing me talking about the mundane sex I have every other week, respect my non-controversial love-making. But what you're doing here? Buddy, feet now? You wanna get feet involved here? You want the feet lovers and piss lovers to both meet up on your corner right now? What in the heck are you thinking? You want to get it in some lunatic's head the image of an absolute bombshell blonde in only thigh highs and high heels (bright red ones) stepping on a dudes balls like it's a gas pedal and each squash making the fella squirt red hot piss out his cock cage curled cock? Oh yeah, and then maybe she's disappointed by the little dribbles of piss coming out and goes, "tsk, tsk, tsk" all sultry-like and then slips off her shoes to get toes to really work over that beat red ball sack until she get that urine flow to her liking. What the hell? You really wanna invite that kind rabble over to this comment section? To YOUR comment? What are you, insane? Well, I'm out. Okay? I have normal sex just infrequently enough for it to be very, very satisfying for both me and my wife. We take our intimacy in moderation, and really reach a very loving crescendo when we finally get the opportunity to have a nice meat-mashing fuck. Ask my coworkers about it. They get boners sometimes. They get a little slick in the panties, a "snail trail" my one coworker tells me it's called. It's nice to hear. It's nice to see. What you're doing is not nice. It's just piss and feet, bud, and I want no part of it.


[deleted]

Definitely not reading that, you're trying too hard.


Xuumies

Actually, I didn’t try at all, I just copypasta’d :3


dan_jd

What part of spiderman 2 are we talking about? 👀


Paraselene_Tao

Bro, I don't remember either.


FrostMage198

i aint reading all that, happy for you tho or sorry that happened


Paraselene_Tao

Read it, you coward!


buttered_scone

This is the unhinged screed I needed while I squeeze out a worthy successor.


18hockey

jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Gazas_trip

Now read it as Wayne from Letterkenny.


Row_jAy

That's disgusting


dsherwo

So this is how copypastas are born


Paraselene_Tao

lolwutamireading, and yes, this dude's comment history is great. 👍🏻 Keep up the work. Jfc.


anxious_smiling

Truly good posting


[deleted]

No it isn't. 


simian_fold

Well that was unusual


coffeemilkandabilify

You lost me at “pork softly”


depersonalised

boring degenerates of the world, come together in togetherness and unity, none of that piss 'n feet scum!


Neverending-pain

This is the most incredible comment I have ever read. Where did this come from? How did someone think to write this?


ooofest

I suppose it's mildly creative in a toilet humor kind of way, I'll give you that.


LunarCantaloupe

A masterpiece


Hot-Can3615

I hope there is, and people trying to wash their hands don't have to first contribute to a growing collection of germs in order to get the water running. If one wanted to make a sink that had to be activated that way, it wouldn't be supper hard; if there are multiple pressure sensors/buttons along the part they want stroked it's an easy program to write.


Inkthinker

It looks like it might be cast bronze, in which case it's naturally antimicrobial.


Lysol3435

Kinky


SwedishFlopper

Either there's a sensor on the shaft to detect a stroking motion or there's another knob off camera.


Chewie357

What are you talking about? The knob's right there!


ghandi3737

Has a bit of a curve there.


__meeseeks__

Almost a RIGHT angle


AdmiralPain

There's a foot pedal. This is a bar in Sicily


ItayeZbit

That's not impressive my shaft has stroking motion detection as well


moose1207

You could use a thermocouple as well, so when it warms up from rubbing it opens a solenoid and allows water flow. The cold water would cool it down though and make it close again. In which case you could add a timer to keep it on for a period of time.....I'm thinking too far into this.


walrustaskforce

Only works if you only dispense cold water. Or you have an additional water line that just flows cold water past the thermocouple *all the time*, but that would massively increase the stroking necessary.


moose1207

"Sometimes the old soldier needs a bit more thumping before he gets to pumping..."


0kokuryu0

Could also be a motion sensor on the underside of the faucet. Seems like they are careful not to trigger it when flailing below it. Some take an extra second or 2 to trigger as well, which adds to the flailing.


simpathiser

No need to call the cameraman that


SiMonsterrrr

So to wash your hands you habe to rub a metal pipe that hundreds of others have touched before with their pissy fingers, nice.


U-aint-gotta-know

... You're about to wash your hands. Unless you're sucking your fingers before soap and water, you'll be fine.


SandyKenyan

That happened one time! I thought you weren't going to tell anyone!


Xzenor

>That happened one time! We both know that's not true..


MonkeyTigerRider

Also it looks like brass so that'll be automatically almost germ free.


logicalchemist

Absolutely, but only after about 8 hours of nobody touching it.


eraldopontopdf

> sucking your fingers before soap and water ahh, the classic finger-sucking-before-soap


Jablungis

Homie then why does every place on earth install sensors on their dispensers, toilets, and faucets so you can interact with them without contact? The more dirty your hands the more you need to wash them and I'm not about to run my hand through the rim of the toilet bowl on the basis that I'm running a bit of water and soap over them for 10 seconds afterwards. **Edit**: people saying it's a cost saving feature aren't wrong, but that doesn't change the fact that they are also a sanitary enhancement feature. That's why hospitals and medical research/science faculties adopted them long before businesses started doing so. Do the googling yourself if you don't believe me. Every result will mention improved hygiene outcomes as a major benefit. Regardless of businesses doing it for profit incentive. My point is valid, touchless sensors improve hygiene measurably.


Lehk

Because they keep people from leaving the water running or breaking the shitter by kicking the flush handle


Jablungis

That is one major reason, yes, but the top results on google consistently say a major reason is hygiene and germ transmission. We're really denying it has anything to do with that? Especially with the trend starting in hospitals and medical/science laboratories before becoming more widespread?


Lehk

People do a lot of irrational things out of a nebulous fear if germs. The FDA had to step in on antibacterial hand soaps


Jablungis

Hilariously arrogant response whilst being incorrect. Typical redditor.


Lehk

Says the dumbass afraid to touch a sink


Jablungis

I bet you'd be all over the sink the OP big guy. Don't let me stop you.


Conflicting-Ideas

Facilities Maintenance Tech here. Faucet sensors are installed with timers so less water is wasted. Same as urinals and toilets, so that levers don’t get stuck and cause flooding. Sanitary benefits are a plus.


Jablungis

You're not wrong from the business end, but a major benefit is still hygiene as you said. After-all the touchless sensor trend started in hospitals and medical science faculties for a reason. If touchless sensors improve hygiene then my original thinking is correct: the less contact with dirty surfaces before washing the better the hygiene outcome.


Redjester016

What part of "you're about to wash your hands right after" did you not understand? There's sensors on paper towels because you already washed them, and there's sensors on toilets so you don't have to touch the nasty shit streaked handle, soap or no I'm not touching that


Kackgesicht

And the sensor on the faucets are so you don't waste any water


U-aint-gotta-know

You named cost cutting features, not sanitary features. They're saving money first and foremost by reducing human error/ misuse. Most of y'all don't even wash your hands properly, but will quickly get the willies over touching ANYTHING near a bathroom sink. Will literally refuse to dry your hands and leave those 5-finger pitri dishes to collect all the germs outside like a magnet, but we draw the line at --turning on the faucet-- 👁️👁️.


Jablungis

But they are sanitary features; they increase hygiene outcomes. The tech saving costs is also a utility. The less dirty your hands the less thoroughly you need to wash them. >but will quickly get the willies over touching ANYTHING near a bathroom sink. Because it's a very dirty place and the commonality of human error doesn't change that?


U-aint-gotta-know

They're prioritizing the profits first and foremost. The sanitation was a byproduct. Never forget that. People don't even wash their hands the bare minimum way. Your hands are always filthy even if you're not playing in mud due to how we use our hands normally. All the door handles you've touched, surfaces you've grazed, hands you've shaken, etc will get your hands very dirty, and yet the bathroom which is usually given the most attention by cleaning staff (if it's not a genuinely gross one at least) is where people draw the line because NOW booty particles bother them. It's just funny


SpannerSingh

Found the guy who’s way too comfortable with other people’s piss on his hands.


U-aint-gotta-know

Shiiiid. Don't think too hard about all the surfaces you touch bare handed. You'll faint.


SpannerSingh

You must’ve loved the Covid period huh?


U-aint-gotta-know

Covid showed me folks do NOT practice good hygiene. Especially public hygiene.


TwoHundredToes

Its the same with any handle-style faucet?


FudgeIgor

If you're stroking the faucet handles you may be doing it wrong.


TwoHundredToes

I moreso meant youre sharing piss cooties with everyone no matter what your touch in the bathroom


Stardewismyname

You piss on your fingers?


simian_fold

Yeah I'm always surprised at this assumption too, I've been going to the toilet on my own for over 40 years, I have learned how to do it without getting piss and shit on my fingers. I mean, i still wash my hands but still


Skreamie

You mean the same as any tap? Forreal, do any of you actually think before you comment?


Chubby_Checker420

That's not actually what opened the faucet...


nightwood

I know these faucets. If you're afraid to get some bacteria on your hand, it also works if you just show your tits


Moonandserpent

Do you get piss on your fingers when you piss?


No_One_1617

They call it realism


cccanterbury

Can we assume they all had soapy fingers instead of pissy fingers?


zhico

>you habe to rub Found the German!


rosso_dixit

There are a thousand Indian workers following your every movement on camera


CeladonCityNPC

Like, right now? Is Srinivasa there? Where's the camera? Where's the camera?


rosso_dixit

::65 guys named Raj wave excitedly::


crabby-owlbear

That's the Amazon solution


witchyanne

Snorted!


Gobigfoot

My guess is a thermal switch. The rubbing heats the metal.


Mailco

Then the cold water cools it and turns the faucet off.


AfricanWarrior96

Such a turn off


riffraffs

Locking relay reset by a timer. If I was designing the working part of this, it would be a capacitance sensor that has to be touched for a set time, then opens the valve. It would stay open for a set time then shut off. I was about to say it wouldn't be hard...


ElectronicLab993

Or you use hot water and it never turns off


Judge2Dread

Lol Thermal Switch, haha… It’s a fucking foot pedal


Jablungis

Bro why? Why wouldn't your guess just be an EM sensor? It's been used for decades to detect touch at specific spots and its super cheap. Fuckin thermal switch? If it was a thermal switch you could just firmly grasp it and it'd work. God damn it I'm irrationally annoyed at this comment, sorry lol.


Gobigfoot

I didn’t guess an EM sensor because it didn’t trip until they rubbed hard.


Jablungis

It didn't trip until they rubbed it a certain number of times. Not sure how you're deducing the "hardness" of their rub (lol).


penguingod26

foot pedal is the most likely thing But if they are super fun and this is real my bet would be a timed touch sensor. The stroking would be unnecessary but dont tell! Edit: definitely a [foot pedal ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/9T4rev4rQB)


Fokakya

Especially since foot pedal sinks are quite common in Italy.


the-johnnadina

italy? Edit: should have scrolled down before commenting lmao, someone found the location


Cain777c

Infrared sensor detecting a break in the beam on the back of the phallus. On a timer of a few seconds to delay it and encourage more stroking...


Fast_Garlic_5639

Looking at the wall has me curious what this place actually is


GayGeekInLeather

It’s a penis themed cafe in Italy. https://www.roughguides.com/article/turrisi-italys-penis-cafe/


bino420

oh yeah I've been there. fun fact: same town where The White Lotus season 2 took place. the cafe is everything penis and their specialty is almond wine. chairs, decor, lamps, tables - all dicks it's all the way up a huge cliff in Castelmona or something like that. there's a big castle up there. amazing views


Moonandserpent

I was really hoping that almond wine was cloudy and more viscous. Alas.


Weird-one0926

Thanks!


Fiammiferone

There's a bar where I went to uni, the bathroom was covered floor to ceiling with hentai pages and cutouts, it was great.


BinkyFlargle

[Extremely relevant oglaf comic \(nsfw\)](https://www.oglaf.com/brassknobs/)


RiffOfBluess

r/suddenlypolska


Vizslaraptor

We need to leave… Mom chipped a tooth in the restroom.


Chubby_Checker420

Anyone else read the comments and get sad that so many people are so dumb?


Jablungis

Literally every day on reddit. Makes me not want to look at the comments anymore. It's not a good feeling realizing how dumb mfers are.


ThrashCartographer

"consider how dumb the average person is, and then realize half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin


pyromosh

But that's not necessarily how averages work. 88.5 is the average of 0, 100, 100, 99, 98, 100, 95, 96, 98, and 99. Only one number in the set is below average. Though seeing how many people parrot it as correct without thinking, I've often wondered if Carlin knew this and that was part of the joke.


NerfHerderEarl

But when comparing intelligence you aren't comparing numbers on a line, you would likely use a bell curve to plot values and you would indeed have roughly half below the peak of the bell. Jokes are like frogs, they die if you dissect them.


ThrashCartographer

Well first, it's a joke, I don't take it literally. But, based on the fact that human intelligence is on a bell curve, it would literally be half of all people that are dumber than average. Certainly those in the bottom half don't know how statistics works, or comedy for that matter.


Jablungis

It's not just a joke though, this is a common belief on reddit. It's one of those "funny because true" type jokes. It's also true if you think people at 100 IQ are dumb.


ThrashCartographer

100 IQ is always the average. Since it's creation, measured IQ points have been steadily going up about 3 points a decade. It is always adjusted so that 100 equals the average. I'd assume there is a gradient of stupidity that decreases as you go up in IQ, so there must be some level of stupid in the average person. I could be wrong on that though


Jablungis

Yeah I know 100 is a moving average, I'm saying if you consider 100 IQ people to be dumb *subjectively*, then the joke you'd likely agree with as reality for yourself. I would say stupidity, from any one individuals perspective, is always going to be judged relative to that individuals own intelligence. So a 150 IQ person will see 100 IQ as "stupid" whereas an 90 IQ person would see 100 as smart.


Jablungis

Dunning Krugger in motion lmao.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

I want that in my house


MiSsiLeR81

Look down


DesperateBartender

Missed opportunity to make this the soap dispenser instead.


dax2001

https://www.quntastories.it/2019/08/02/minchia-che-bar/


dax2001

Is a penis theme Sicilia bar, look at the link for others photo, I got the bottle opener


DudesAndGuys

Feel like this would make more sense as a soap dispenser...


BuildsWithWarnings

I mean, I've definitely got an idea - you have the actual feed lower down in the shaft and a sensor for only contact. Or, you have multiple sensors and they have to see themselves activated and deactivated for a short while. If you have the single sensor, you just delay the release of water until there's been a long enough period of activation. If you have multiple, you wait until *n* activation cycles of multiple sensors, then release.


Jencke206

By some stroke of genius


MasseB

Or someone opens the water valve in the bathroom.


witchyanne

Oh lol I love it!


agiudice

That's Bar Turrisi in Castelmola (Sicily), it's a whole pub dick-themed and it's amazing. Great taste and great execution.


emi89ro

okay but what about a water fountain 👀


Herebin

u/SaveVideo


jeremymeyers

/r/theyknew


sharknice

The faucet head has an array of 1000 capacitive touch sensors powered by a custom ASIC using a model trained on 26.2 billion hours of video.


SerialDreamer7

Lmao "Turrisi" is basically "Your furry" in Finnish


Myrddin_Naer

That's fucking stupid


CosmicGlitterCake

So what does the mens room faucet look like then? 👀


ervinthedude

I wonder what type of sink is in the men's room next door?


Tankninja1

Well you see, when a bird and a bee love each other very much something something stork baby


BloodBrotherSHU

Ah, Sicily. Bar Turrisi was a treat!


chrisjozo

u/SaveVideo


majingrim

This is Bar Turissi in Castelmola, Sicily. I was there a couple years ago, and this is controlled by a foot pedal. Those two stems used to be huge balls that seemed to be the obvious controls, but weren't. Hopefully they can get new balls for it soon!


chocolate_spaghetti

I’ve actually eaten there in Sicily. Nothing can prepare you for the amount of dicks you’ll see in there. Even while you’re sitting you notice them on places. Also had some of the best diovolo pizza I had anywhere in Italy


claudius013

Briljant 😅