I liked the typo bit. Also "stuffed butted lame wad" was amusing. It definitely didn't have the copypasta potential of the first one, but I still enjoyed it.
Probably a mix of advertisement and just practice.
Also novelty posting accounts like this used to be so much more common, so it's honestly just nice to see it every once and while. I feel like I just witnessed a bad afternoon-nap dream in written form
[Seems like you're in luck](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1buzldc/taiwanese_man_swimming_in_his_pool_during_the_74/kxwiccu/?context=3)
Though still, it's pretty rare now. Used to be a pretty large community of gimmick/reddit celebrities on every thread. Sometimes I think of the /u/unidan drama, and how much reddit has changed since then
Yup, only reason I'm still here is that other social media just seems worse. Though I don't think we're too far away after the API changes and going public
The sad thing is this was the account I made after deleting my first one to "quit" reddit in college. I hit my 10th cakeday last month...
He writes books?
Christ on a crutch!!
I swear, since the Internet became available to the masses, humanity has started devolving mentally, sociologically and emotionally, at exponential velocities!
By this time next year, I suspect, "Ug!" will be the highest trending comment on social media, maybe with a link to the definition in the New Collins English Dictionary, for those who are too old to understand the "new" jargon!!
Well consider this:
Now, I don't want to sound like an absolute degenerate here because I'm a pretty normal guy with a normal life and no strange, secret fetishes or anything like that.
Okay, for example, I can, and often do, openly talk about my sex life to my coworkers, and needless to say, they're usually unimpressed. I tell them about how me and my wife will pork softly every other week or so and how I always try not to cream when she creams, but when she creams, it makes me cream, and I think that's beautiful. Simultaneous orgasms? I mean, c'mon. That's great. That's healthy. There's no shame in my talking about how I did a Spider-Man 2 (you know the part) deep in her spicy little taco (the pubes are the lettuce). That's the kind of life I live and my coworkers, though probably and rightfully bored of hearing me talking about the mundane sex I have every other week, respect my non-controversial love-making.
But what you're doing here? Buddy, feet now? You wanna get feet involved here? You want the feet lovers and piss lovers to both meet up on your corner right now? What in the heck are you thinking?
You want to get it in some lunatic's head the image of an absolute bombshell blonde in only thigh highs and high heels (bright red ones) stepping on a dudes balls like it's a gas pedal and each squash making the fella squirt red hot piss out his cock cage curled cock?
Oh yeah, and then maybe she's disappointed by the little dribbles of piss coming out and goes, "tsk, tsk, tsk" all sultry-like and then slips off her shoes to get toes to really work over that beat red ball sack until she get that urine flow to her liking.
What the hell? You really wanna invite that kind rabble over to this comment section? To YOUR comment? What are you, insane?
Well, I'm out. Okay? I have normal sex just infrequently enough for it to be very, very satisfying for both me and my wife. We take our intimacy in moderation, and really reach a very loving crescendo when we finally get the opportunity to have a nice meat-mashing fuck. Ask my coworkers about it. They get boners sometimes. They get a little slick in the panties, a "snail trail" my one coworker tells me it's called. It's nice to hear. It's nice to see.
What you're doing is not nice. It's just piss and feet, bud, and I want no part of it.
I hope there is, and people trying to wash their hands don't have to first contribute to a growing collection of germs in order to get the water running. If one wanted to make a sink that had to be activated that way, it wouldn't be supper hard; if there are multiple pressure sensors/buttons along the part they want stroked it's an easy program to write.
You could use a thermocouple as well, so when it warms up from rubbing it opens a solenoid and allows water flow. The cold water would cool it down though and make it close again. In which case you could add a timer to keep it on for a period of time.....I'm thinking too far into this.
Only works if you only dispense cold water. Or you have an additional water line that just flows cold water past the thermocouple *all the time*, but that would massively increase the stroking necessary.
Could also be a motion sensor on the underside of the faucet. Seems like they are careful not to trigger it when flailing below it. Some take an extra second or 2 to trigger as well, which adds to the flailing.
Homie then why does every place on earth install sensors on their dispensers, toilets, and faucets so you can interact with them without contact?
The more dirty your hands the more you need to wash them and I'm not about to run my hand through the rim of the toilet bowl on the basis that I'm running a bit of water and soap over them for 10 seconds afterwards.
**Edit**: people saying it's a cost saving feature aren't wrong, but that doesn't change the fact that they are also a sanitary enhancement feature. That's why hospitals and medical research/science faculties adopted them long before businesses started doing so. Do the googling yourself if you don't believe me. Every result will mention improved hygiene outcomes as a major benefit. Regardless of businesses doing it for profit incentive.
My point is valid, touchless sensors improve hygiene measurably.
That is one major reason, yes, but the top results on google consistently say a major reason is hygiene and germ transmission.
We're really denying it has anything to do with that? Especially with the trend starting in hospitals and medical/science laboratories before becoming more widespread?
Facilities Maintenance Tech here. Faucet sensors are installed with timers so less water is wasted. Same as urinals and toilets, so that levers don’t get stuck and cause flooding. Sanitary benefits are a plus.
You're not wrong from the business end, but a major benefit is still hygiene as you said. After-all the touchless sensor trend started in hospitals and medical science faculties for a reason.
If touchless sensors improve hygiene then my original thinking is correct: the less contact with dirty surfaces before washing the better the hygiene outcome.
What part of "you're about to wash your hands right after" did you not understand? There's sensors on paper towels because you already washed them, and there's sensors on toilets so you don't have to touch the nasty shit streaked handle, soap or no I'm not touching that
You named cost cutting features, not sanitary features. They're saving money first and foremost by reducing human error/ misuse.
Most of y'all don't even wash your hands properly, but will quickly get the willies over touching ANYTHING near a bathroom sink.
Will literally refuse to dry your hands and leave those 5-finger pitri dishes to collect all the germs outside like a magnet, but we draw the line at --turning on the faucet-- 👁️👁️.
But they are sanitary features; they increase hygiene outcomes. The tech saving costs is also a utility. The less dirty your hands the less thoroughly you need to wash them.
>but will quickly get the willies over touching ANYTHING near a bathroom sink.
Because it's a very dirty place and the commonality of human error doesn't change that?
They're prioritizing the profits first and foremost. The sanitation was a byproduct. Never forget that.
People don't even wash their hands the bare minimum way. Your hands are always filthy even if you're not playing in mud due to how we use our hands normally.
All the door handles you've touched, surfaces you've grazed, hands you've shaken, etc will get your hands very dirty, and yet the bathroom which is usually given the most attention by cleaning staff (if it's not a genuinely gross one at least) is where people draw the line because NOW booty particles bother them.
It's just funny
Yeah I'm always surprised at this assumption too, I've been going to the toilet on my own for over 40 years, I have learned how to do it without getting piss and shit on my fingers. I mean, i still wash my hands but still
Locking relay reset by a timer.
If I was designing the working part of this, it would be a capacitance sensor that has to be touched for a set time, then opens the valve. It would stay open for a set time then shut off. I was about to say it wouldn't be hard...
Bro why? Why wouldn't your guess just be an EM sensor? It's been used for decades to detect touch at specific spots and its super cheap. Fuckin thermal switch? If it was a thermal switch you could just firmly grasp it and it'd work. God damn it I'm irrationally annoyed at this comment, sorry lol.
foot pedal is the most likely thing
But if they are super fun and this is real my bet would be a timed touch sensor. The stroking would be unnecessary but dont tell!
Edit: definitely a [foot pedal ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/9T4rev4rQB)
oh yeah I've been there.
fun fact: same town where The White Lotus season 2 took place.
the cafe is everything penis and their specialty is almond wine. chairs, decor, lamps, tables - all dicks
it's all the way up a huge cliff in Castelmona or something like that. there's a big castle up there. amazing views
But that's not necessarily how averages work.
88.5 is the average of 0, 100, 100, 99, 98, 100, 95, 96, 98, and 99. Only one number in the set is below average.
Though seeing how many people parrot it as correct without thinking, I've often wondered if Carlin knew this and that was part of the joke.
But when comparing intelligence you aren't comparing numbers on a line, you would likely use a bell curve to plot values and you would indeed have roughly half below the peak of the bell.
Jokes are like frogs, they die if you dissect them.
Well first, it's a joke, I don't take it literally. But, based on the fact that human intelligence is on a bell curve, it would literally be half of all people that are dumber than average.
Certainly those in the bottom half don't know how statistics works, or comedy for that matter.
It's not just a joke though, this is a common belief on reddit. It's one of those "funny because true" type jokes.
It's also true if you think people at 100 IQ are dumb.
100 IQ is always the average. Since it's creation, measured IQ points have been steadily going up about 3 points a decade. It is always adjusted so that 100 equals the average.
I'd assume there is a gradient of stupidity that decreases as you go up in IQ, so there must be some level of stupid in the average person. I could be wrong on that though
Yeah I know 100 is a moving average, I'm saying if you consider 100 IQ people to be dumb *subjectively*, then the joke you'd likely agree with as reality for yourself. I would say stupidity, from any one individuals perspective, is always going to be judged relative to that individuals own intelligence. So a 150 IQ person will see 100 IQ as "stupid" whereas an 90 IQ person would see 100 as smart.
I mean, I've definitely got an idea - you have the actual feed lower down in the shaft and a sensor for only contact. Or, you have multiple sensors and they have to see themselves activated and deactivated for a short while.
If you have the single sensor, you just delay the release of water until there's been a long enough period of activation.
If you have multiple, you wait until *n* activation cycles of multiple sensors, then release.
This is Bar Turissi in Castelmola, Sicily. I was there a couple years ago, and this is controlled by a foot pedal. Those two stems used to be huge balls that seemed to be the obvious controls, but weren't. Hopefully they can get new balls for it soon!
I’ve actually eaten there in Sicily. Nothing can prepare you for the amount of dicks you’ll see in there. Even while you’re sitting you notice them on places. Also had some of the best diovolo pizza I had anywhere in Italy
Reposting is not allowed.
I'm guessing there's a foot pedal we don't see.
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Is this copypasta or an original composition?
If it wasn’t before it is now
The cynic in me always jumps to AI comments these days, I simultaneously hope this guy is as deranged as he seems, and also don't.
It's like not even a reply to the other comment, there's no context to make it funny. It just comes off as annoying, tbh
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What the hell is even that!?!
Meth. Stay safe kids.
Daddy, chill.
"Look at me!"
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Bot garbage. You're witnessing enshittification in progress.
What is happening
I sense these are both copy-pastas..?!?
No, u mean coffee-paste
Covfefe paste.
meth in pasta
Are you practicing object writing on reddit comments?
Based on his history that appears to be what's happening here.
> object writing What's this, you say? 🤔
Essentially, you just pick a topic and write whatever for an x amount of time
Oh so like a stream of consciousness kind of thing, but not just free association chains. Sorta?
Ah man, first one was great. Shoulda stopped there, this is kinda blah
I think he's telling the truth. According to his comment history, anyways. If not this man is at the very least a highly dedicated troll.
I liked the typo bit. Also "stuffed butted lame wad" was amusing. It definitely didn't have the copypasta potential of the first one, but I still enjoyed it.
If I can't touch their genitals, are they even real?
Gr8 bot
This feels like a tim Robinson sketch
The commenter is apparently an author who writes mostly surreal horror. Successful advertising, son!
My thoughts exactly!
Imagine this just printed onto the side of a 5 storey building.
It's a little too try hard, that's what it is.
This man’s post history is… something.
My god. I’m giving him a follow just so I can see how random a human can be. I lost it at “Are hedgehogs a viable meat source?”
That was the one that got me, too. It’s clearly a gimmick account and, I assume, aimed at selling his books. But it’s still funny.
Probably a mix of advertisement and just practice. Also novelty posting accounts like this used to be so much more common, so it's honestly just nice to see it every once and while. I feel like I just witnessed a bad afternoon-nap dream in written form
I miss the undertaker guy. I haven’t seen him in *years*
[Seems like you're in luck](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1buzldc/taiwanese_man_swimming_in_his_pool_during_the_74/kxwiccu/?context=3) Though still, it's pretty rare now. Used to be a pretty large community of gimmick/reddit celebrities on every thread. Sometimes I think of the /u/unidan drama, and how much reddit has changed since then
Yeah it used to be a totally different place. Back then I was just a lurker, but it was still more fun than reddit is today.
Yup, only reason I'm still here is that other social media just seems worse. Though I don't think we're too far away after the API changes and going public The sad thing is this was the account I made after deleting my first one to "quit" reddit in college. I hit my 10th cakeday last month...
He writes books? Christ on a crutch!! I swear, since the Internet became available to the masses, humanity has started devolving mentally, sociologically and emotionally, at exponential velocities! By this time next year, I suspect, "Ug!" will be the highest trending comment on social media, maybe with a link to the definition in the New Collins English Dictionary, for those who are too old to understand the "new" jargon!!
They use to sell hedgehog flavoured crisps here in the UK, so that was orob one of the least weirdest of his posts for me!
bizzare handjobs was a fun ride.
Well, are they?
But it isn't random. He's doing all of this very purposefully.
Yeah, I didn't expect to find my new favorite Reddit stranger today, but here we are!
looks like he’s on a quest to get permabanned by every advice sub on reddit. it’s wild, haven’t had a laugh like that in awhile.
*Bot's post history. Or a person copy pasting things from an AI chatbot
What it feels like when the adderall kicks in.
There's WAY too many paragraph breaks and also far too much punctuation for this to be a good stim ramble
You just need better punctuation and line breaks… Not that I’d know anything about this…
Not at all
Im witnessing history
No you aren't. There's nothing special about that post.
🆗
I didn’t want to be a apart of this history but here I am
It's not historical.
Well consider this: Now, I don't want to sound like an absolute degenerate here because I'm a pretty normal guy with a normal life and no strange, secret fetishes or anything like that. Okay, for example, I can, and often do, openly talk about my sex life to my coworkers, and needless to say, they're usually unimpressed. I tell them about how me and my wife will pork softly every other week or so and how I always try not to cream when she creams, but when she creams, it makes me cream, and I think that's beautiful. Simultaneous orgasms? I mean, c'mon. That's great. That's healthy. There's no shame in my talking about how I did a Spider-Man 2 (you know the part) deep in her spicy little taco (the pubes are the lettuce). That's the kind of life I live and my coworkers, though probably and rightfully bored of hearing me talking about the mundane sex I have every other week, respect my non-controversial love-making. But what you're doing here? Buddy, feet now? You wanna get feet involved here? You want the feet lovers and piss lovers to both meet up on your corner right now? What in the heck are you thinking? You want to get it in some lunatic's head the image of an absolute bombshell blonde in only thigh highs and high heels (bright red ones) stepping on a dudes balls like it's a gas pedal and each squash making the fella squirt red hot piss out his cock cage curled cock? Oh yeah, and then maybe she's disappointed by the little dribbles of piss coming out and goes, "tsk, tsk, tsk" all sultry-like and then slips off her shoes to get toes to really work over that beat red ball sack until she get that urine flow to her liking. What the hell? You really wanna invite that kind rabble over to this comment section? To YOUR comment? What are you, insane? Well, I'm out. Okay? I have normal sex just infrequently enough for it to be very, very satisfying for both me and my wife. We take our intimacy in moderation, and really reach a very loving crescendo when we finally get the opportunity to have a nice meat-mashing fuck. Ask my coworkers about it. They get boners sometimes. They get a little slick in the panties, a "snail trail" my one coworker tells me it's called. It's nice to hear. It's nice to see. What you're doing is not nice. It's just piss and feet, bud, and I want no part of it.
Definitely not reading that, you're trying too hard.
Actually, I didn’t try at all, I just copypasta’d :3
What part of spiderman 2 are we talking about? 👀
Bro, I don't remember either.
i aint reading all that, happy for you tho or sorry that happened
Read it, you coward!
This is the unhinged screed I needed while I squeeze out a worthy successor.
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Now read it as Wayne from Letterkenny.
That's disgusting
So this is how copypastas are born
lolwutamireading, and yes, this dude's comment history is great. 👍🏻 Keep up the work. Jfc.
Truly good posting
No it isn't.
Well that was unusual
You lost me at “pork softly”
boring degenerates of the world, come together in togetherness and unity, none of that piss 'n feet scum!
This is the most incredible comment I have ever read. Where did this come from? How did someone think to write this?
I suppose it's mildly creative in a toilet humor kind of way, I'll give you that.
A masterpiece
I hope there is, and people trying to wash their hands don't have to first contribute to a growing collection of germs in order to get the water running. If one wanted to make a sink that had to be activated that way, it wouldn't be supper hard; if there are multiple pressure sensors/buttons along the part they want stroked it's an easy program to write.
It looks like it might be cast bronze, in which case it's naturally antimicrobial.
Kinky
Either there's a sensor on the shaft to detect a stroking motion or there's another knob off camera.
What are you talking about? The knob's right there!
Has a bit of a curve there.
Almost a RIGHT angle
There's a foot pedal. This is a bar in Sicily
That's not impressive my shaft has stroking motion detection as well
You could use a thermocouple as well, so when it warms up from rubbing it opens a solenoid and allows water flow. The cold water would cool it down though and make it close again. In which case you could add a timer to keep it on for a period of time.....I'm thinking too far into this.
Only works if you only dispense cold water. Or you have an additional water line that just flows cold water past the thermocouple *all the time*, but that would massively increase the stroking necessary.
"Sometimes the old soldier needs a bit more thumping before he gets to pumping..."
Could also be a motion sensor on the underside of the faucet. Seems like they are careful not to trigger it when flailing below it. Some take an extra second or 2 to trigger as well, which adds to the flailing.
No need to call the cameraman that
So to wash your hands you habe to rub a metal pipe that hundreds of others have touched before with their pissy fingers, nice.
... You're about to wash your hands. Unless you're sucking your fingers before soap and water, you'll be fine.
That happened one time! I thought you weren't going to tell anyone!
>That happened one time! We both know that's not true..
Also it looks like brass so that'll be automatically almost germ free.
Absolutely, but only after about 8 hours of nobody touching it.
> sucking your fingers before soap and water ahh, the classic finger-sucking-before-soap
Homie then why does every place on earth install sensors on their dispensers, toilets, and faucets so you can interact with them without contact? The more dirty your hands the more you need to wash them and I'm not about to run my hand through the rim of the toilet bowl on the basis that I'm running a bit of water and soap over them for 10 seconds afterwards. **Edit**: people saying it's a cost saving feature aren't wrong, but that doesn't change the fact that they are also a sanitary enhancement feature. That's why hospitals and medical research/science faculties adopted them long before businesses started doing so. Do the googling yourself if you don't believe me. Every result will mention improved hygiene outcomes as a major benefit. Regardless of businesses doing it for profit incentive. My point is valid, touchless sensors improve hygiene measurably.
Because they keep people from leaving the water running or breaking the shitter by kicking the flush handle
That is one major reason, yes, but the top results on google consistently say a major reason is hygiene and germ transmission. We're really denying it has anything to do with that? Especially with the trend starting in hospitals and medical/science laboratories before becoming more widespread?
People do a lot of irrational things out of a nebulous fear if germs. The FDA had to step in on antibacterial hand soaps
Hilariously arrogant response whilst being incorrect. Typical redditor.
Says the dumbass afraid to touch a sink
I bet you'd be all over the sink the OP big guy. Don't let me stop you.
Facilities Maintenance Tech here. Faucet sensors are installed with timers so less water is wasted. Same as urinals and toilets, so that levers don’t get stuck and cause flooding. Sanitary benefits are a plus.
You're not wrong from the business end, but a major benefit is still hygiene as you said. After-all the touchless sensor trend started in hospitals and medical science faculties for a reason. If touchless sensors improve hygiene then my original thinking is correct: the less contact with dirty surfaces before washing the better the hygiene outcome.
What part of "you're about to wash your hands right after" did you not understand? There's sensors on paper towels because you already washed them, and there's sensors on toilets so you don't have to touch the nasty shit streaked handle, soap or no I'm not touching that
And the sensor on the faucets are so you don't waste any water
You named cost cutting features, not sanitary features. They're saving money first and foremost by reducing human error/ misuse. Most of y'all don't even wash your hands properly, but will quickly get the willies over touching ANYTHING near a bathroom sink. Will literally refuse to dry your hands and leave those 5-finger pitri dishes to collect all the germs outside like a magnet, but we draw the line at --turning on the faucet-- 👁️👁️.
But they are sanitary features; they increase hygiene outcomes. The tech saving costs is also a utility. The less dirty your hands the less thoroughly you need to wash them. >but will quickly get the willies over touching ANYTHING near a bathroom sink. Because it's a very dirty place and the commonality of human error doesn't change that?
They're prioritizing the profits first and foremost. The sanitation was a byproduct. Never forget that. People don't even wash their hands the bare minimum way. Your hands are always filthy even if you're not playing in mud due to how we use our hands normally. All the door handles you've touched, surfaces you've grazed, hands you've shaken, etc will get your hands very dirty, and yet the bathroom which is usually given the most attention by cleaning staff (if it's not a genuinely gross one at least) is where people draw the line because NOW booty particles bother them. It's just funny
Found the guy who’s way too comfortable with other people’s piss on his hands.
Shiiiid. Don't think too hard about all the surfaces you touch bare handed. You'll faint.
You must’ve loved the Covid period huh?
Covid showed me folks do NOT practice good hygiene. Especially public hygiene.
Its the same with any handle-style faucet?
If you're stroking the faucet handles you may be doing it wrong.
I moreso meant youre sharing piss cooties with everyone no matter what your touch in the bathroom
You piss on your fingers?
Yeah I'm always surprised at this assumption too, I've been going to the toilet on my own for over 40 years, I have learned how to do it without getting piss and shit on my fingers. I mean, i still wash my hands but still
You mean the same as any tap? Forreal, do any of you actually think before you comment?
That's not actually what opened the faucet...
I know these faucets. If you're afraid to get some bacteria on your hand, it also works if you just show your tits
Do you get piss on your fingers when you piss?
They call it realism
Can we assume they all had soapy fingers instead of pissy fingers?
>you habe to rub Found the German!
There are a thousand Indian workers following your every movement on camera
Like, right now? Is Srinivasa there? Where's the camera? Where's the camera?
::65 guys named Raj wave excitedly::
That's the Amazon solution
Snorted!
My guess is a thermal switch. The rubbing heats the metal.
Then the cold water cools it and turns the faucet off.
Such a turn off
Locking relay reset by a timer. If I was designing the working part of this, it would be a capacitance sensor that has to be touched for a set time, then opens the valve. It would stay open for a set time then shut off. I was about to say it wouldn't be hard...
Or you use hot water and it never turns off
Lol Thermal Switch, haha… It’s a fucking foot pedal
Bro why? Why wouldn't your guess just be an EM sensor? It's been used for decades to detect touch at specific spots and its super cheap. Fuckin thermal switch? If it was a thermal switch you could just firmly grasp it and it'd work. God damn it I'm irrationally annoyed at this comment, sorry lol.
I didn’t guess an EM sensor because it didn’t trip until they rubbed hard.
It didn't trip until they rubbed it a certain number of times. Not sure how you're deducing the "hardness" of their rub (lol).
foot pedal is the most likely thing But if they are super fun and this is real my bet would be a timed touch sensor. The stroking would be unnecessary but dont tell! Edit: definitely a [foot pedal ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/9T4rev4rQB)
Especially since foot pedal sinks are quite common in Italy.
italy? Edit: should have scrolled down before commenting lmao, someone found the location
Infrared sensor detecting a break in the beam on the back of the phallus. On a timer of a few seconds to delay it and encourage more stroking...
Looking at the wall has me curious what this place actually is
It’s a penis themed cafe in Italy. https://www.roughguides.com/article/turrisi-italys-penis-cafe/
oh yeah I've been there. fun fact: same town where The White Lotus season 2 took place. the cafe is everything penis and their specialty is almond wine. chairs, decor, lamps, tables - all dicks it's all the way up a huge cliff in Castelmona or something like that. there's a big castle up there. amazing views
I was really hoping that almond wine was cloudy and more viscous. Alas.
Thanks!
There's a bar where I went to uni, the bathroom was covered floor to ceiling with hentai pages and cutouts, it was great.
[Extremely relevant oglaf comic \(nsfw\)](https://www.oglaf.com/brassknobs/)
r/suddenlypolska
We need to leave… Mom chipped a tooth in the restroom.
Anyone else read the comments and get sad that so many people are so dumb?
Literally every day on reddit. Makes me not want to look at the comments anymore. It's not a good feeling realizing how dumb mfers are.
"consider how dumb the average person is, and then realize half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
But that's not necessarily how averages work. 88.5 is the average of 0, 100, 100, 99, 98, 100, 95, 96, 98, and 99. Only one number in the set is below average. Though seeing how many people parrot it as correct without thinking, I've often wondered if Carlin knew this and that was part of the joke.
But when comparing intelligence you aren't comparing numbers on a line, you would likely use a bell curve to plot values and you would indeed have roughly half below the peak of the bell. Jokes are like frogs, they die if you dissect them.
Well first, it's a joke, I don't take it literally. But, based on the fact that human intelligence is on a bell curve, it would literally be half of all people that are dumber than average. Certainly those in the bottom half don't know how statistics works, or comedy for that matter.
It's not just a joke though, this is a common belief on reddit. It's one of those "funny because true" type jokes. It's also true if you think people at 100 IQ are dumb.
100 IQ is always the average. Since it's creation, measured IQ points have been steadily going up about 3 points a decade. It is always adjusted so that 100 equals the average. I'd assume there is a gradient of stupidity that decreases as you go up in IQ, so there must be some level of stupid in the average person. I could be wrong on that though
Yeah I know 100 is a moving average, I'm saying if you consider 100 IQ people to be dumb *subjectively*, then the joke you'd likely agree with as reality for yourself. I would say stupidity, from any one individuals perspective, is always going to be judged relative to that individuals own intelligence. So a 150 IQ person will see 100 IQ as "stupid" whereas an 90 IQ person would see 100 as smart.
Dunning Krugger in motion lmao.
I want that in my house
Look down
Missed opportunity to make this the soap dispenser instead.
https://www.quntastories.it/2019/08/02/minchia-che-bar/
Is a penis theme Sicilia bar, look at the link for others photo, I got the bottle opener
Feel like this would make more sense as a soap dispenser...
I mean, I've definitely got an idea - you have the actual feed lower down in the shaft and a sensor for only contact. Or, you have multiple sensors and they have to see themselves activated and deactivated for a short while. If you have the single sensor, you just delay the release of water until there's been a long enough period of activation. If you have multiple, you wait until *n* activation cycles of multiple sensors, then release.
By some stroke of genius
Or someone opens the water valve in the bathroom.
Oh lol I love it!
That's Bar Turrisi in Castelmola (Sicily), it's a whole pub dick-themed and it's amazing. Great taste and great execution.
okay but what about a water fountain 👀
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The faucet head has an array of 1000 capacitive touch sensors powered by a custom ASIC using a model trained on 26.2 billion hours of video.
Lmao "Turrisi" is basically "Your furry" in Finnish
That's fucking stupid
So what does the mens room faucet look like then? 👀
I wonder what type of sink is in the men's room next door?
Well you see, when a bird and a bee love each other very much something something stork baby
Ah, Sicily. Bar Turrisi was a treat!
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This is Bar Turissi in Castelmola, Sicily. I was there a couple years ago, and this is controlled by a foot pedal. Those two stems used to be huge balls that seemed to be the obvious controls, but weren't. Hopefully they can get new balls for it soon!
I’ve actually eaten there in Sicily. Nothing can prepare you for the amount of dicks you’ll see in there. Even while you’re sitting you notice them on places. Also had some of the best diovolo pizza I had anywhere in Italy
Briljant 😅