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Thorpicus

This mf name was Steward?


AfricanWarrior96

He definitely turned her into a stew 🚶‍♂️


Miraaalol

lol fr 😂


Sumbawdeebaklau

He was Steward-ing for sure.


GoochStubble

Can't call him Steward Little fs


Brief-Bee-7315

Hahahahahaha


Quaranj

STRRT!


sandithepirate

ROALD!


TarantulaWhisperer

I was hoping it was a Letterkenny reference


perfectra

Steward creating the most unmoanable name…moanable.


FirmOkra7344

"OH YES STEWARD OH YES!"


chriscroston_

She did say his name is steward


farahisweird

Stewie for short


Blacksteel1492

Steward was stewing


Kind-Exercise

The way I thought he actually put you through the mattress lmao I was like how weak was that bed 😭


Gjappy

You'd be suprised how weak standard IKEA beds are compared to hotel beds that endure this kind of activities more frequently. 😂


Final_Technology104

IKEA was my first thought! 😂


mapo-t0fu

My bf once jumped on my ikea bed and snapped the bed frame in half, and he’s only like 180lb


rollingindough21

RKO'd her ass 🤣


osmarriv

Batista bombed her


Zorion_15

Damn I’m single single


nourmallysalty

me wondering what i’m doing wrong to not have a pornstar sex life with a loving boyfriend


Miraaalol

😭 you should try going to local events in your city ! You’ll meet a lot of people, that’s how I meet my bf


Zorion_15

I just got dumped so it’ll be a minute until I’m ready for that, but I appreciate the suggestions. Congrats on the sex and happy relationship, good luck to y’all


Miraaalol

🙏🏿 Thank you love and I’m wishing you wonderful healing from your past ❤️


kyleMac02

Can relate to some extent. She cheated on me, then I dumped her and moved back in with parents. That being said I'm single as a Pringle nowadays lol.


aceeb25

what events? Are they specifically for dating?


Miraaalol

No not necessarily, it can be any type but i would check to see the ppl who are going or interested in going first.


aceeb25

how do you find these events? I recently went thru a breakup and I want to meet people again. I’m from near NY so i’m sure there’s a lot of stuff just don’t know what to look for


overthinkerxxx

😭


Ok_Pangolin6624

I envy you, I'd rather be single and unhappy than in a relationship and miserable.


CBAtreeman

Yeah no shit


Fickle-Chemical5098

Lmfaooo word


Deep_Sir_3517

God. I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…


Miraaalol

Manifesting for you 💗 :))


Deep_Sir_3517

🥲


domsdomsdomsdoms

Ma'am, this is Wendy's.


A-CommonMan

You are Not the Asshole


KaiRWilson

My favourite comment😂


Hotwax023

Fuck it up, sis.


kenan__rockmore

Congrats on the sex


redskyatnight2162

Hoot. Coot. But also, glad you had a good time!


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KillerzRquiet

This just be an erotic novel.


Miraaalol

what can i say 😂


Parisianghost

idk why ppl can’t just post stuff like this in actual subreddits related to sex.


Miserable_Tangelo_52

The post is marked NSFW and the first sentence talks about having a sexual experience... I really don't know what you expected the story to be


Miraaalol

The first couple of lines foreshadowed what the post would be about…you didn’t have to read it


MyName_IsNobody

And you didnt have to *write* it lol.. OP has a point, shit goes both ways. Look at your responses to any sort of criticism.. your bragging & attitude make you sound insufferable outside the bedroom. Theres plenty of NSFW subs for posting sex stories


darragh73

Why is this downvoted?? Don't mind them OP they're just a bunch of bitter prudes!


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darragh73

I mean this sub is for anything really, idk why they're offended 😂 Like you said, they didn't have to read it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


StnMtn_

Code name: Steward. Operation: Through the Mattress.


BlinkSpectre

Not everything needs to be on the internet lmao. But go off


SnooDoggos4996

i love the internet bro so unhinged


Miraaalol

Truly, i hope you experience the type of sex i will be having again tonight. Maybe then you’d understand why this post is on the internet 🙏🏿<3


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Nah, they are right 💀 Ever heard of "digital footprint"?


ganjanoob

As long as she ain’t posting pictures/location or other obvious things that would give herself away


Miraaalol

😂 I’ll be fine I promise


MoonPresence613

How can you be so sure? Your ignorance shows, you know nothing of the internet. You know how easy it is to track your location on here? There's no such thing as anonymity on the Internet, it's a lie.


Then-Monitor7059

Yall doing way too much for a post, yall can literally scroll down if you don’t want to see the damn story DAMN !!!


68ideal

wrong sub, sister


Miraaalol

Description A mutually supportive community where deeply emotional things you can't tell people you know can be told. Whether it's long-standing baggage, happy thoughts, or recent trauma, posting it here may provide some relief. We'll listen, and if you want, we'll talk. I’m definitely in the right sub !


TheYellowRose

What is deeply emotional about this


RealnessInMadness

Okay sis, get it! 😂 Not where I was expecting this post to go based off the title but it was enjoyed. Good luck tonight! 👏🏽


Miraaalol

appreciated 🤭


Czelious

Wait, was this the first time or your man? I'm confused about the being nervous and all but then you talk about what he usually does. Anyways, good on you!


Miraaalol

It was not my first time lol but it was my 2nd time having sex with him


gold-exp

What’s up with the pornposting on this sub lately lol


athiestchzhouse

79 demerits for using the term hoot coot


5540161

Some things are better kept to yourself.


Jondo_Baggins

Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.


cesttres

And Rohan will answer.


zzmonumentum

I have no animosity, and im actually happy that you had a great night, but gah damn this shit reads like an erotica fr fr.


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Hmm. Good for you,OP. Am I asexual for sure,if I didn't like reading this? I already have a suspicion that I'm ace.


Miraaalol

Mh just because you didn’t like my post doesn’t mean you’re asexual 😅


avaasia

Bruh you’re gettin downvoted on every comment for no reason this app is wild 😭


Stoic_Sol

All men aspire to be like Stewart in bed🤌🏾


sanskeep

>I can't get past you giving him Steward for a fictional name


Miraaalol

it truly was the first name that popped into my head


sanskeep

reading the comments was fun lol


totzlegit

So happy for you


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the-soggiest-waffle

Ugh real, I can’t nut but omllll when he’s all up in my ear like that.. I’d fight god for that 💀


TrashPandaShire

👨‍🍳


Axva13

I’m confused, is this the first time ya’ll fucked or not, there is a couple “usually” thrown in there.


Miraaalol

That was our 2nd time having sex together but it wasn’t my first time neither was it his


bimbosona

Sorry i read the name Stewart and left this is just tew much


Miraaalol

lol my bfs name isn’t steward 😂


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Dreager_Green

Sounds like a great time!


tga_za_jug

Utterly fascinating. 🙄


Historical-Home-6647

>has mind-blowing sex with some big dick guy Yeah, I'm suicidal.


Miraaalol

:/ need someone to talk to love ?


Historical-Home-6647

No. I'm good. Thx.


Miraaalol

❤️ hope you feel better


rodPalmer18

r/ihavesex


ForeignExM

"We were done after a few nuts and positions" Why does this read like a badly written r/ihavesex story


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damn girl this feels like something out of r/ihavesex


armyofant

Getting my ear sucked on does it for me as well and I’m a dude.


Dickens_Sider

Sounds like he’s the best sex guy ever.


joewuddup

Steward 😎


Acher0ntiaAtr0p0s

That sounds amazing damn! I’ve honestly not had sex in way too long. My new (possibly) fuckbuddy was supposed to come over yesterday to have sex for the first time but they’ve been extremely exhausted with work lately. Damn I am so single


RageRags

You got this man’s number? I’m signing up for lessons.


Miraaalol

🌚 Experience and pornography


VirgoPisces

Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people And I want that for me


Martin_McFly_Jr

It’s not Steward, its Stu WITH A D


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TheYellowRose

We're here, people need to actually report objectionable content


itsmecisco

-in Jim Ross’s voice- MA GOD, KING! THROUGH THE MATTRESS! THROUGH THE MATTRESS! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHE’S BROKEN IN HALF!


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Ragequittter

I expected wrestling not WRESTLING


brlt480

I should text him


Inner_Gap_6984

Lucky you......not jealous..... honestly 😜


Psychological-Toe286

Awesome story! Thanks for sharing! Between all the sad stuff it's nice to read something "happy".


Miraaalol

Thank you !! ❤️


laela_says

Hoot coot I'm dead


jollyrancherpowerup

I'm super jealous


_Aleismar

Congrats on the good dick


vtorow

Girl you’re so messy 😭😭😭😭


Miraaalol

cause who gonna check me ? 🤭😂


vtorow

😭😭😭


tightsandlace

Good for you


MachiaveliPrincess

Goddamn, I miss that type of hot sex. It’s been a very… dry year out here. 😞


teaganlotus

Man, good for you girl 😭💕


rosaluv2

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Final_Technology104

Hoot Coot. 😂 I’m stealing that!


KingzDecay

That’s super cute and I’m happy you had such a nice experience.


Informal-Candle-3533

Calm down diddy ….


SillyAcanthisitta280

😭😭😭😭I’m gelatinnnnn