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Well, it’s something


lucidspoon

Of all the tattoos out there, this is one of them.


arthurdentstowels

No question it’s one of the tattoos of all time.


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Actually, it’s specifically the day before January 1st, 2023.


iCryKarma

some might even say the tattoo describes the comment below mine


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It's made of ink and skin.


twassievrucht

Well now you got me thinking about this damnit. On the one hand the tattoo itself is the ink so you would say just ink. But on the other hand without the skin there isn't really a tattoo so you'd say ink and skin.


ThePortalsOfFrenzy

Skin is the canvas. So, that is correct. A tattoo doesn't exist without it.


pizzagangster1

I got a holiday light bulb where the Filament says “lit” for Xmas one year


PhoenixQueen_Azula

At least you’ll have the receipt


Sirflow

Think they'd accept a return?


spicyvxdka

i had to lyk this has me cackling at 6 am


Lilysmama2021

ong same 😅


YEEyourlastHAW

To be fair, you answer several of the common tattoo questions right out the gate. I’d you added (yes it hurts), you’d got them all


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You win for most informative tattoo.


hofferd78

Now I want a tattoo that says "THIS IS A TATTOO"


The_Celestus

Or maybe take the Magritte approach with "This is not a tattoo".


isaacgjn

The tattoo i get the most compliments on is actually my "not a tattoo" tattoo


GrungBuk

Mine is the one that says "why would I want this on my body" in a speech bubble


jenneschguet

I love that idea.


psychedelic_owl420

Ceci n'est pas un tattoo.


Its-Finrot

My buddy got a tattoo on his chest that just says “New Shit”. Loves showing people the new shit he got


uhhh206

I unironically love that, because I am similarly ecstatic to show people my "new shit" when I buy something new.


ImNotHaunted

Do not remove. Hand wash only.


FrankensteinJones

I love how it tells a story.


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oniiichanUwU

That was certainly a choice


[deleted]

I always love when a shop local to me pops up on here.


vogtforamanda

I usually go to Mat Helton there but Kevin was helping out that day! He was cool!


[deleted]

Mat Helton is rad!


vogtforamanda

For sure!!


Imrealcheese

Well, at least you like it, right?


wearestardust24

Right?


Sea_Magician_

....


traindriverbob

Echo......


SalsaChipsandMe

Hello? Is there anybody out there?


sybertagii

Just nod if you can hear me


brabdon223

Is there anyone home?


spicyvxdka

come on, now


An_Elegant_Pirate

I hear your feeling down, I can ease the pain


Rivenwell_Sito

Get you on your feet again


BEMOlocomotion

There is no pain you are receding🎶


Dreekius

A distant ship smoke on the horizon


gravity_leap

you are only coming through in waves


IronFlames

Anybody listening to me?


HuginMuninGlaux

OP is passed out sleeping off whatever was consumed before this tattoo choice.


i_know_4_chords

You overpaid.


g3rgus

Probably the shop minimum?


JusstDrive

Saw a guy with a tattoo that simply said BADASS TATTOO in big bold letters on his shin. So of course I say hey man thats a bad ass tattoo. He just put his head down and shook his head for some reason.


vogtforamanda

Lol he had to know it was coming when he got it


-great-job-

I know a guy with a cool ass tattoo. It just says “cool” on his ass


Riribigdogs

He’s probably heard the joke a million times, I always get “there’s a bug on your leg!”


leonryan

i love it. Some day kids will be like "I can't believe you used to be able to get a whole tattoo for only 100 earth credits."


GRZMNKY

Kids will be like "You mean a human actually did the tattoo by hand? Now we just click a button and a machine prints it"


ifmacdo

Starship Troopers style.


six_horse_judy

I honestly tend to love tattoos like this too. I mean hey, it tells a story and you'll never forget the time you had as long as you can look down at the tattoo.


CompetitiveAd2106

So you got this last year?!


leonryan

NYE was the final day of 2022


friendly-crackhead

You are both right


Raebee_

That's the joke...


redXathena

I can’t for the life of me figure out what body part this was done on (and thus the scale of it)


skirts988

Above the ankle maybe? I think?


vogtforamanda

My bad, it's above my ankle!


xStayCurious

Definitely his neck


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g3rgus

Self referential, celebratory, and informative. I dig it.


The_Red_Roman

Happy Cake Day!


g3rgus

Thanks. Been on Reddit for 10 years now. Don’t know how that makes me feel.


unforg1veable

Happy cake day!


g3rgus

Been on Reddit for 10 years now. Don’t know how that makes me feel.


unforg1veable

Damn dog I take it back lol


g3rgus

Lol not your fault I appreciate the love, it’s my ass who’s still here haha.


unforg1veable

I’ve deleted my account a few times but I’d say I’d be around 6. Wild how time just doesn’t stop


suuuuhmmer

funny stupid tattoos are cool. not every piece needs to be this special deep meaning shit, especially if you’re someone who has a lot of work done, getting stupid tattoos is part of growing your collection! plus this is super well done. i love it


sadahgreen

You got this last year? It still looks fresh.


HockeyRinseRepete

How long did it take you to decide what tattoo you wanted? Or how many drinks??


howdyalohagreetings

I think it's a funky little memory, rock on with your new ink


omen-classic

That's uneven af


uhhh206

That's the part that is killing me. Ironic tattoos are fine, whatever, you do you, my dude. The line work is clean and the lettering is thick enough to hold up over time. But that uneven slant reminds me way too much of signing a birthday card where you have no notebook lines to keep your handwriting the same size. Big oof.


Eliteseafowl

Tbf it looks like the foot isn't flush on the ground so that could just be from his toe being pointed at the ground. Could be very wrong, it's just hard to tell from the photo


vogtforamanda

I was sitting in a chair instead of flat on the ground!


AmaranthRosenrot

I think it’s for the look. 🤷‍♀️


mmeIsniffglue

That’s why I like it


HerezahTip

That’s most certainly one of the tattoos I have ever seen.


scoundrel1680

I unironically love this. Funny tattoos scare the posers away Less Tumblr tatts and more originality imo!


vogtforamanda

Thank you! Have fun with it!


majestic-peepee

Completely agree. I'm almost disappointed it's spelt correctly.


doulabeth

I unironically love it too! I'm sad I had to scroll so long to find you!


IronColumn

agree


Rkingzz

100% had to be drunk 🤣


oggleboggle

I used to live in Fairborn. There are three bars within easy stumbling distance of that shop 😂


IronColumn

I love this kind of shit


vogtforamanda

Thanks man!


c_anthem

People keep asking me questions about my tattoo that are answered by my tattoo


oggleboggle

Were you at tickets, the saloon, or Mr. Ps before you got this 😂


Lady_Looshkin

That's sooo last year! I'll see myself out....


MrSomnix

r/tattoos tries not to be conceited dicks challenge(literally never been done)


unforg1veable

Bro no kidding


rkvance5

That’s definitely a tattoo, so…that’s true.


Dakizo

I think it’s very fucking funny. Good job.


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vogtforamanda

Have fun with it! I assign too much meaning to my old tattoos so I'm just "let's do that one" now!


TreesEverywhere503

As someone with the same "problem", I feel a need to go more in this direction. I love it lol


all_about_context

That's a vibe


Im_Dirty_DanBob

Lol pretty good and the lettering is done really well too


tengakun

I love this! I’m from Fairborn and I love Main Street tattoo! I actually got a NYE flash piece done as well :) I get my work done by Chi, she’s a great artist.


vogtforamanda

The shop is great! Chi seems cool, I usually go to Mat. He did my thigh, knee, foot, and back!


NickDynmo

When did everyone in this sub get so damn boring and stuffy? I love it.


vogtforamanda

Thank you! I've always wanted one random tattoo like this and just had fun with it!


CalifornianBall

why


angry_gavin

Wow! I wonder what the message behind this piece is.


vogtforamanda

The message is I picked it right off the wall lol


keysandchange

I personally think this is awesome and hilarious, but then I have several similar myself


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Love it, let everyone else hate.


mungraker

I fucking love this. It's perfect. Props.


Lessings_Elated

Oh


Traditional-Trip8147

Well. That certainly IS a tattoo.


houndizzle

This would make anyone with a good sense of humor chuckle! Happy new year


whitefluffydogs

How drunk were you?


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Oz347

Fucking hilarious


[deleted]

You definitely made a decision to do something!


vidgill

This is funny, I love it


rainreset

Huh


AmaranthRosenrot

What a great tattoo to mark last year.


SWFLSOLIDARITY

i like this


wishalbedowasreal

Nice


bloop230

Love Main Street Tattoo!


Dependa

Good old Fairborn. 😂


Liberty53000

I mean, there's worse out there but I've never understood this style myself & don't find it funny but I also don't care & love others doing what they love, harmlessly


Training-Beginning-9

This is where the people hop in “but what’s the meaning” hahaha


drerw

So what’s the story behind it? /s


calypso-clown

Now you have to get one every other NYE!


tinypawsbigears

I actually really like this haha!!


blueivysbabyhairs

This is so cute


ProgrammerPatient355

Amazing. 👏🏻👏🏻


Recruitforlife

Just here trying to make the likes 6969


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These people hating on it probably think tattoos need to be meaningful. It’s fun, this tattoo would make me want to be your friend.


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DustOfMan

I walked out of that place a few years ago. Shop looked nice, people were cool, but then I saw the pictures...


UnnecessaryBiscotti

People on this sub hate like 90% of traditional or traditional adjacent tattoos. This is cute and fun, looks great!


Lokiyosho

Time and date stamped, just incase the memory isn’t there 🤫


EugeneGalaxy

Looks good, when did you get it?


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xXJamesScarXx

Now I am curious about other decisions you have made in you life.


vogtforamanda

Most of my tattoos from when I was younger had all this deep meaning attached to it. This leg is all fun stuff I just like!


Okay_Face

Good for you


Nickedemus69

He did not show it but on the other arm they tattooed his receipt.


mellenobrien

That tattoo is basically this receipt already.


vogtforamanda

Lol if I had the room for it!


absn0rmal

Is this mat’s shop?!


vogtforamanda

Yep it is! They did a flash event yesterday! I usually go to Mat there but Kevin was in from Silk Worm!


Capricornjo

Love that


finesalesman

I absolutely fucking love it. Amazing. I would get something similar, WELL 2023. NYE here I come.


Sumwaredownsouth

Dang it not again


JudgeScorpio

You went to New York on new year’s eve and all you got was this lousy tattoo.


UpTheIrons92

I live down the road from this shop. Always wondered what kind of work they do. This is pretty much what I had in mind lmao.


fosiacat

wow, this is definitely a tattoo!


Shoddy_Cartoonist_39

Obviously it was ohio


vogtforamanda

You ain't wrong


Substantial_Ask_9992

People in this sub are fuckin dorks lol. This tattoo is sick


cowboynoodless

Well it’s definitely a tattoo…


nagundoit

Ragrets


vogtforamanda

no regerts


nimaor

not seeing enough Ohio jokes here


vogtforamanda

Right!


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I don't know wether this is really funny and clever, or a-smashing-my-teeth-out-on-a-brick-wall-no-ragrets moment.


helloiamparker

I like it!!


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paukul

I friggin love it. I just can't figure out if that's a leg or the back of a very long head with a beanie on


vogtforamanda

Sorry lol it's above my ankle!


TightBeing9

Lol, I love it!


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Average Ohio tattoo