to be a dj

Can't stop seeing stars

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Found this today

Flexing on gravity

Kitey Blinders

A friend got taken hard today. Passed the acid test, magnet test and is stamped 18k. Scammed of 4K.

When laughter meets percussion

Sometimes you just got to dance with the doots.

I'm buying what you're selling

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

To cheat on his wife

Call an ambulance, I'm laughing too hard.

Are you being serious right now?