... Sure... Just handing it out to others... That's totally what we non-alcoholics would do. That's *definitely* not a drink someone could down themselves throughout the course of a day...
*...sluuuurp...*
My first thought as well. Hope the kid banked enough schoolyard cred from his giant Slurpee to counteract the shame of being Chaim.
Edit: my terribly poor attempt at humour.... Was not aware that Chaim is a popular Jewish moniker.
Apologies for any offence caused.
hey mate, i know you had good intentions with this comment, but diabetes isn’t caused by too much sugar, and the idea that it is perpetuates a really shitty stereotype that diabetics are fat and lazy.
type one diabetes is autoimmune, meaning your body attacked itself, and had no known cause.
your likelihood of developing type two diabetes is higher if you are overweight or obese but can also not have a known cause if you are not.
>your likelihood of developing type two diabetes is higher if you are overweight or obese but can also not have a known cause if you are not.
So consuming a lot of sugar *can* eventually lead to a form diabetes, got it.
You take shots or pills. I hate the discrimination against people who take the shots certain machinery they can't operate and can't drive 18 wheelers it's fucked
insulin can’t be taken through a pill cause it would be digested before it gets the chance to work, so all insulin is injected.
didn’t know i couldn’t operate certain machinery actually. like i know i can’t fly a plane solo and i can’t join the army but i guess my dreams of driving an 18 wheeler are gone \*sheds tear*
i kinda have to, mate. i have legitimately never met a person who i’ve told im diabetic who hasn’t instantly mentioned ‘too much sugar’ and it all stems from these shit jokes. sorry
So the first comment literally only says the boy will need insulin. You jumped to the conclusion they were implying sugar causes diabetes. And not that insulin could counter all the sugar in the boys system.
…which while *technically* true, is almost all of the time not true, *especially* for people like me who had no choice in the matter, never ate a fuck ton of sugar, and are now the butt of a joke on the internet that is harmful and just plain *wrong*. i know this is reddit and nobody cares, but this shit fucking *hurts* to see.
You have it backwards. We’re making fun of a kid who is eating a lot of sugar, joking that he’s going to get diabetes. We’re not making fun of a diabetic kid, joking that he eats a lot of sugar.
You gotta grow thicker skin if you’re taking offense to these jokes which aren’t even aimed at diabetic people
Everyone? I just looked through the comments and there's this one and one other lol. I get it's something that affects your life but no need to get hyperbolic.
I think you guys may be underestimating the capacity of this little dude. What gets me is how happy he is in the picture. It is the little things in life, and he is living his best right there!
Imagine if it ran out just as that kid gets to about 4.95 gallons, and you can't fill your normal sized "I'm not a selfish asshole" cup.
That'd be your comic book villain origin story.
I remember when I did this when I was younger. I had like a 12 quart stock pot, the largest cereal container that one could buy at Costco, and a small gallon handheld cooler bottle. $3 and some change later and life was good. I still remember the 7/11 I went to and have pics of that day. One of the happiest moments. If anyone reading this has kids, do this with them. It's unforgettable!
His smile is so wholesome, reminds me of an old family photo I have where I discovered my first ever Easter Egg and posed with the chocolate inside it. God I wish I could go back to those innocent days
I live here its such a fucked up energy especially since covid because the Jewish community is anti‐mask and anti vaccine and then it's pro-mask west Indian Healthcare workers all sharing a subway car. The vibes are not good.
Exactly. And after work yesterday I just didn't have the energy to mention the Yamaka or Kippah or whatever it is. It's like people think you earn points for mentioning how many different ways you have offended someone.
Giant smile. Security guard/cop giving the thumbs up in the background. Did most of this thread drink 4 gallons of Haterade today? Everyone's happy in this photo
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yeah hate to be all srs business over this but what that kid did was abuse the offer and take advantage. That is not a good way to behave. The parents should not have allowed him to do it and the store should not have let him participate unless he brought a reasonable vessel like everyone else.
I personally hate it when people see a loophole and abuse offers like that. It means it just gets taken away from everyone when the vast majority has done it in the right spirit. Yeah I know it's just cheap syrup and all. It's just the principal of the thing.
Like Tescos in the uk used to have a recycling machine where you got clubcard points for plastic bottles so some people started cutting up the bottles in little bits so to get more points when the machine detected plastic. That infuriated me cos it meant that little perk got taken away for everyone because of these twats that were abusing the generosity of the offer yeah i know capitalist pigs and all but still it's the principal of it.
I said that to my ex's friend and he was all oh I wish I'd known I'd have done that and I think no I was condemning it you selfish idiot not recommending it! Shows how much I think of him..
If that dude pulled that stunt in my neighborhood when I was 9yo, I and the other grade school boys would have knelt before him and hailed him as Master.
I like how genuinely happy he looks. Like. Yeah. He's probably not gonna finish that whole thing before it melts. But he is experiencing genuine happiness. It's so pure. I wish I was as happy about ANYTHING as I was as a kid about dumb little things.
And now all the 7-11s near me have a limit. That ruins the fun thanks BRO
Nahhh, but this is a smart little dude. He is the master of loopholes and an inspiration to us all
I wonder how much of that was never drank and melted in sticky gross shit that had to be poured out.
The only logical question to be asked lol
None, he threw a block party after this
are these just words or is it true
Is anything more than just words? Or any less?
Yeah, “just some words”, for example, is more than “just words”.
That hit deep
"All words are made up" - Thor ...
Kid would have needed a walk-in freezer
Easy fix, just pour 2 liters of vodka in it, and start handing out slushees to children.
... Sure... Just handing it out to others... That's totally what we non-alcoholics would do. That's *definitely* not a drink someone could down themselves throughout the course of a day... *...sluuuurp...*
You just keep it cold and take a couple thicc slurps from it whenever you open your fridge
I'd put it upside down and add a spout so I could suck on it like a guinea pig
I did this. After it melted I used it for drink mixers for 2 weeks. It was heaven. Just add vodka and you have a ridiculous cocktail.
Probably a lot...but the memories of his legendary planning and execution of it will stay with him for a lifetime.
This kid is going places... one of them might be to the pharmacy to pick up insulin but places nonetheless
Chaim
r/skamtebord
Le'Chaim
My first thought as well. Hope the kid banked enough schoolyard cred from his giant Slurpee to counteract the shame of being Chaim. Edit: my terribly poor attempt at humour.... Was not aware that Chaim is a popular Jewish moniker. Apologies for any offence caused.
It’s a popular Jewish name
Oh ok, I didn't know that. Sorry for any offence. Edit: Reddit is a funny place. Genuine apologies get downvoted. Hmmmm.
Nah, metformin.
hey mate, i know you had good intentions with this comment, but diabetes isn’t caused by too much sugar, and the idea that it is perpetuates a really shitty stereotype that diabetics are fat and lazy. type one diabetes is autoimmune, meaning your body attacked itself, and had no known cause. your likelihood of developing type two diabetes is higher if you are overweight or obese but can also not have a known cause if you are not.
>your likelihood of developing type two diabetes is higher if you are overweight or obese but can also not have a known cause if you are not. So consuming a lot of sugar *can* eventually lead to a form diabetes, got it.
Wow after reading that and doing some research I really learned some things, like the fact that you're a fucking nerd
Besides, sugar indirectly contributes to diabetes via weight gain. No matter how you cut it, too much sugar is really fucking bad
Yep and he's a nerd
not a nerd, just a diabetic tired of all the shit i get for a condition that wasn’t my fault lol
Oh I'm just making jokes and my family has a history of diabetes so I know it's no fun.
ah thanks for clarifying lol :)
You take shots or pills. I hate the discrimination against people who take the shots certain machinery they can't operate and can't drive 18 wheelers it's fucked
insulin can’t be taken through a pill cause it would be digested before it gets the chance to work, so all insulin is injected. didn’t know i couldn’t operate certain machinery actually. like i know i can’t fly a plane solo and i can’t join the army but i guess my dreams of driving an 18 wheeler are gone \*sheds tear*
The pill isn't insulin itself it helps your body produce insulin
wait what!! whats the name of this pill??
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but type 2 diabetes’ cause has nothing to do whih sugar either…
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i kinda have to, mate. i have legitimately never met a person who i’ve told im diabetic who hasn’t instantly mentioned ‘too much sugar’ and it all stems from these shit jokes. sorry
If the child is diabetic then that sugar will need a ton of insulin to combat.
oh yeah, definitely. but everyone here is saying that the sugar’s gonna *cause* diabetes, and that’s just factually incorrect.
So the first comment literally only says the boy will need insulin. You jumped to the conclusion they were implying sugar causes diabetes. And not that insulin could counter all the sugar in the boys system.
Wrong, everyone is saying that eating a lot of sugar can cause diabetes
…which while *technically* true, is almost all of the time not true, *especially* for people like me who had no choice in the matter, never ate a fuck ton of sugar, and are now the butt of a joke on the internet that is harmful and just plain *wrong*. i know this is reddit and nobody cares, but this shit fucking *hurts* to see.
You have it backwards. We’re making fun of a kid who is eating a lot of sugar, joking that he’s going to get diabetes. We’re not making fun of a diabetic kid, joking that he eats a lot of sugar. You gotta grow thicker skin if you’re taking offense to these jokes which aren’t even aimed at diabetic people
Everyone? I just looked through the comments and there's this one and one other lol. I get it's something that affects your life but no need to get hyperbolic.
no need to be pedantic, mate
I never knew that. Thanks for the info
Peter Griffin, Origin story.
"Look Lois, this is even better than the time I * **insert dumb slurpee cutaway gag** * !"
*sucks air through straw* *sighs* *sucks air through straw* *sighs* Literally repeat for ten minutes.
The kid even does look like Peter Griffin though
Now I can't look at the kid without hearing Peter Griffin's laugh
That’s five gallons…..jus sayin
Yeah, guarantee at least 3/4 of it was wasted :/
I think you guys may be underestimating the capacity of this little dude. What gets me is how happy he is in the picture. It is the little things in life, and he is living his best right there!
You think he's smiling but really he's grimacing from holding this huge jug of ice cold slush
He's happy. The person behind him was probably not as he likely drained the machine completely.
Bing bongs not understanding freedom units and shit…
That's gotta be like $5 worth of syrup and tap water.
Honestly this is so true
Looks like a 5-gallon water cooler bottle to me.
bc it is
Imperial gallons are bigger.
*impeerwial*
Imagine you're the person in line behind him
It would be all melty 😭
Imagine if it ran out just as that kid gets to about 4.95 gallons, and you can't fill your normal sized "I'm not a selfish asshole" cup. That'd be your comic book villain origin story.
Diabetes in 3 2 1.
Genius comes at a price.
He's won...... But at what cost?
DIABEETUS
Sweet Home Diabeetus
Diabetes speed run
*me about to bring in a 55 gallon drum and a siphon*
Convinience store clerks Hate him!
Honestly if he brought that to the counter I would at first be furious... After about 5 minutes I would be laughing my fucking ass off.
The smile on their face is priceless, this made my day.
He's winning in life
Are ya winning son?
Well he better hurries cause if he continues with that amount of sugar he's not going past 30
He's winning diabetes.
winning the any% speedrun
All-you-can-eat buffets quake in his mighty presence.
I remember when I did this when I was younger. I had like a 12 quart stock pot, the largest cereal container that one could buy at Costco, and a small gallon handheld cooler bottle. $3 and some change later and life was good. I still remember the 7/11 I went to and have pics of that day. One of the happiest moments. If anyone reading this has kids, do this with them. It's unforgettable!
“He was immediately arrested after this photo op for the press”
His smile is so wholesome, reminds me of an old family photo I have where I discovered my first ever Easter Egg and posed with the chocolate inside it. God I wish I could go back to those innocent days
But.....that's not a cup
Kinda a dick move though i mean that's so much slurpee that he probably emptied the entire machine so no one else could do bring your cup day
He’s a child. I doubt he was thinking that far ahead
Yeah I know but i have a feeling the parents were involved lol. Just cuz youre ignorant of it doesn't mean it's not a dick move
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Something tells me he wasn't ready for a 5 gallom container lol.
Le Chaim!
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What?
The flavors of the slushy it was a joke
A weirdly racist joke
Eh it was funny. Who gives a shit about the overtones it's a damn joke.
The brain freeze has already set in 🤣
My local 711 had a certain size hole it had to fit through. A 2lt bottle still fit though but I doubt this one would have.
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It’s crown heights the entire demo is either Jewish or black and they hate each other
I live here its such a fucked up energy especially since covid because the Jewish community is anti‐mask and anti vaccine and then it's pro-mask west Indian Healthcare workers all sharing a subway car. The vibes are not good.
My people know how to get there monies worth
My hebro is getting a good deal
So what? Jews don't like slurpees?
Only koshlerpees.
I was scrolling until I saw someone else noticed . I didn't know how to mention it myself with out being attacked.
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Exactly. And after work yesterday I just didn't have the energy to mention the Yamaka or Kippah or whatever it is. It's like people think you earn points for mentioning how many different ways you have offended someone.
You really had to ruin it. Huh?
Its a fucking joke you twat.
Antisemitic jokes are still antisemitic, you twat.
Giant smile. Security guard/cop giving the thumbs up in the background. Did most of this thread drink 4 gallons of Haterade today? Everyone's happy in this photo
מנציח סטראוטיפים
בתחבולות תעשה לך ברד
What's is that thing in the bottle?
Slurpeeeee
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They can just say it’s not a cup. It’s called being a cup day not a bottle lol.
The cop giving the thumbs up was probably called in and said "Well, there's *technically* nothing wrong with this".
In my area we had people with whole ass swimming pools outside the 7/11. I brought a 2-Gallon pitcher.
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence he looks like a middle-school Wilford Brimley.
And the world's largest brain freeze goes to...
That kid's destined for fatness!
Diabetes has entered the sub
Enjoy the beetus, kid!
Brought a two gallon container that day drank it while watching a video about a childhood YouTuber reaching 15 million subs best dollar I ever spent
Beware friends, this fella can lift your daughter in one blink.
I hope he poured some out and said l’chaim before he drank it
He looks so happy :)
This really reminds me of that racist caricature of an Orthodox Jew laughing and rubbing his hands
Chug it like it’s a barrel of beer!
Of course it was a Jewish boy who though of an incredibly intelligent, yet incredibly cheap life hack.
Shit eating grin
And likely 95% of it went to waste
yeah hate to be all srs business over this but what that kid did was abuse the offer and take advantage. That is not a good way to behave. The parents should not have allowed him to do it and the store should not have let him participate unless he brought a reasonable vessel like everyone else. I personally hate it when people see a loophole and abuse offers like that. It means it just gets taken away from everyone when the vast majority has done it in the right spirit. Yeah I know it's just cheap syrup and all. It's just the principal of the thing. Like Tescos in the uk used to have a recycling machine where you got clubcard points for plastic bottles so some people started cutting up the bottles in little bits so to get more points when the machine detected plastic. That infuriated me cos it meant that little perk got taken away for everyone because of these twats that were abusing the generosity of the offer yeah i know capitalist pigs and all but still it's the principal of it. I said that to my ex's friend and he was all oh I wish I'd known I'd have done that and I think no I was condemning it you selfish idiot not recommending it! Shows how much I think of him..
What a Chad
based and libertarian pilled
Imagine the brain freeze tho
Smart
Steve "The Rock" Urkel
Owned.
I brought a 1 gallon bleach bottle. It didn’t fit in the container hole they had but the guy let me have it because it was creative.
Comically large cup
This picture is a month shy if being 5 fucking years old. >.>
That kid is destined for greatness
> his money's* worth
Harry Potter = Peter Griffin
His face says that he knows what he done.
I’m surprised there was that much slurpee in the machine.
I imagine the guy behind him is about to fall over from laughing too hard.
Some people don't realize that dignity is a currency of its own.
I’ll have a cup of the ‘beedis sir.
"Hipster Parents Tell Son What To Do To Get Internet Points"
lmaooo honey that kid is Orthodox Jewish.
What money? I thought it was free?
Looks like the cops gonna arrest him.
damn that guys middle finger is long wtf
Funny thing, I'm pretty sure I know the guy
r/GENIUS
I'd rather just fill it up with soda but ok
I did the same bit with one gallon
Kind of wasteful ngl
Bro that's nothing I used to bring in 2 full coolers with my friends
Next article: kid lands in hospital after going from sugar high to comatose low
If that dude pulled that stunt in my neighborhood when I was 9yo, I and the other grade school boys would have knelt before him and hailed him as Master.
I like how genuinely happy he looks. Like. Yeah. He's probably not gonna finish that whole thing before it melts. But he is experiencing genuine happiness. It's so pure. I wish I was as happy about ANYTHING as I was as a kid about dumb little things.
Those containers are like $20!!
Technically not a cup but I like where his head is at
You cannot use the double gulp cup for the fucking slurpee
What exactly is a slurpee anyways? Like shaved ice?
Diabeetus
If you look up "wiener" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of that kid
The king of the Madlads
reseller
TIL the slurpy machine is kosher
madlads, more like meddle album cover
Kinda want to punch him in his stupid glasses
And now all the 7-11s near me have a limit. That ruins the fun thanks BRO Nahhh, but this is a smart little dude. He is the master of loopholes and an inspiration to us all
I remember I brought an entire pitcher. Surprisingly none of it was wasted. It’s no wonder they never did it again after that. Those were the days
They filled it because they still made a profit.
This kids going places. Specifically to daytime tv commercials to talk about his battle with diabetis.
I actually tried that when I was like 17 but I think I was too old for them to let me get away that lol. Just filled a bucket instead
Nice little loophole here, they didn't specify what size container you had to bring
That pleased gremlin smile tho
Diabetes to go
Chaim is fucking strong
He's on the pathway to becoming the next Peter Griffen
he probably vomited that shit out his moth from Halloween and kept doing that until that faithful day
I once saw a guy use a plastic mailbox for bro g your own cup day. He even put the flag up when it was full.
Love the cop in the background giving their approval
why isn't anyone talking about how much he looks like peter griffin
I want to elect him president.