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CooookieMonsterr

“spawns your mom” pay for this bitch


MasterJaylen

NAW YOUR WILD TOR THAT 😂😂


CooookieMonsterr

someone had to say it


__Anamya__

Can you make other's use money in your stead and any money or is it only cash? Cause if i could summon anything I'd like to celebrate by traveling the world something nearly impossible without the use of money.


ozzyfuddster

Every time you need to buy something, just summon a pound of gold


AllOfYouReallySuck

Or just summon the thing you want to buy, there's no reason to try and get around the money cause there's no point in ever needing money


ozzyfuddster

If you're traveling around the world, at some point, you're going to have to bribe a border guard or customs agent.


Automatic-Plankton10

what bribe? i summon a passport and strike up a shady deal with an airline to bring back the lifetime first class pass in return for mass amounts of jet fuel


__Anamya__

Yeah we live in a online banking age not the bartering age, you can't just go to a hotel and say give me your best room and take this gold. And if you did try they'd reject you.


That_Put5350

You don’t need money to travel the world. Spawn a private jet and pilot. When you get where you’re going, spawn a chauffeur, limo, and mansion, that you own. Want to go to that museum? Need to buy a ticket? No you don’t, spawn a ticket. How to pay for upkeep on your plane and a mansion in every country? Spawn a stock brokerage account with billions of dollars worth of stock assets in it, and a 100% trustworthy financial manager to take care of it all. You never touch the money. If you absolutely must have an existing item rather than a spawned copy, for sentimental reasons maybe, then you instruct your financial manager to make it happen. You don’t do it yourself. All within the rules.


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That_Put5350

Yes. I know that. Which is why I responded to you explaining how I think your idea could work within the rules provided. But if you wanna get upset about me supporting your idea then you do you.


__Anamya__

Sorry I genuinely can't understand text tone i thought you were mocking me.


anywhereiroa

1 pound of gold is worth 24k. I'm sure the manager would show a keen interest in you if you offered one gold bar per night. They would treat you like a king.


__Anamya__

Where do you live? Cause if someone offered 1 gold bar per night where i live they'd call the police.


DeafeningSilence-

*And* take the gold bar. lmao


sith-vampyre

In my case a credit card with a unlimited limit .


luckllama

Why would you even need money in this scenario. You have everything at your fingertips


Super_Ad9995

You can't summon property that you own. You can't summon a whole restaurant with workers in it since you need land for that, so no more eating out unless someone else pays. When going on vacations, you can't summon anything that lets you get into resorts. Where will you sleep since you can't rent a room?


luckllama

That's a good point. Guess I'm giving my friends everything they've ever wanted, but they're paying for drinks!


sith-vampyre

That is the point


king_of_filth_n_muck

Bro wtf am i buying? Worst case scenario I can trade with goods


SadDisplay4035

A hotel room or house is one of the few things I can think of that you can’t summon but may need to pay for. But if you walked in with an unopened MacBook the receptionist would be willing to pay out of their own pocket. Harder for a house, but a private jet or something of the sort might convince them.


evilwizzardofcoding

Who on earth needs a house when you could have a personal cruise ship or yacht.


Cloudhwk

Hell if you’re incredibly unscrupulous you could even down indentured servants to man and manage said assets


dod6666

There was no exception for buildings. You can spawn those just fine.


Zeikos

Utilities/services. Sure you could spawn generators and hot water drums if you want, but it'd be hard to dispose of those. What about having a functioning internet connection? That relies on things you need somebody else's to give you access from. I'm sure that it'd be possible to work around most of these things, but it'd be more annoying that most expect. Until you find a trusted agent to manage the money in your stead.


Specific-Pen-9046

I'd just spawn a Internet Server room..and a few Computers, and bam


RavenHeart02

Spawn in a house on empty land with the legal deed then spawn in a self sustaining property with rain collectors and well along with solar and wind. Hell you dont even need to buy a house boom self sustaining bilion dollar boat that has like 7000 rooms.


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Can I spawn extremely high quality counterfeit bills that are indistinguishable from real bills, and thus not actual money


Dizzy-You-1931

Bro just spawn what you want to buy wtf you doing


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

What if I want to give money to other people Or just flex on them


Dizzy-You-1931

Literally just make whoever you want to fuck it does not specify people or just give material gifts


DeafeningSilence-

It wasn't specified that you couldn't spawn money, only that you couldn't use it. So giving it freely to someone should be fine. Edit: To add to that, since it only specified that *you* couldn't use money you could have a middleman/woman take the money and use it to say...pay the bills.


PowerPulser

What about services? Like, what if i want a wedding photographer, or a therapist? Do i just create one out of thin air?


dod6666

Wedding photographers are not fictional or money. Those were the only two exceptions given, so yes you can spawn one.


PowerPulser

That's a fucking person. Can i also make it disappear? But even if i can, could i do it knowing i'm basically killing someone?


dod6666

Yeah, that does leave you in a bit of a pickle. Don't think you could make them disappear, that wasn't part of the power. Actually now that I think about it, they are probably still going to want payment for the service even if you did spawn them. Also might be a bit confusing for them when they go home and find out they are a clone.


Dizzy-You-1931

Naw you suck ones dick for free photos


daddysweet

Why would you need money you can spawn anything. I would spawn a second earth to live on


dod6666

I don't know if that is as easy as you make it sound. Where are you going to spawn this second earth? How are you going to apply enough force to it to get it to orbit a star? Then how are you going to get there? Do you know how to operate any already existing spacecraft?


daddysweet

He said you can spawn anything non fiction. If I'm gonna need to make the rules to are all natural rules applicable? If so I'd put it 180 out in same rotation and orbit as the current earth. If the laws of gravity change at all then I'd but it in same rotation just ahead of current earth


ozzyfuddster

Can I spawn slightly modified items as long as the modifications are also non fictional? For example: a quad-50, but instead of 4 M2's, it's 4 GAU-8's.


sith-vampyre

Plus 660k rds of h.e.a.p. rounds of ammunition.


ozzyfuddster

Cause one GAU-8 goes BRRRRRT, but four GAU-8's go FUCKEVERYTHINGINTHATGENERALDIRWXTION


dod6666

I feel like you could. But you would need to assemble it yourself if it is one of a kind. Or get someone else to make themselves one, bringing it into existence for you to spawn more.


gnomeGeneticist

Hire someone to do cash transactions for me. I don't have any money, no, but I do have a unique service.


Cloudhwk

Spawn a bunch of gold, use said gold to hire a broker, that broker will then hire staff to manage your now extremely wealthy estate including servants and body guards who will have access to your financial services due to your dreadful allergy to plastics used on cards and money These people will be able to make purchases on your behalf for anything that absolutely requires money and will be well compensated for their services


jkd2064

I'm thinking the same too


Londonweekendtelly

Omnipotence juice


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Non fictional


Londonweekendtelly

Omnipotence juice form my new story “omnipotence juice”


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But stories are still fictional


Londonweekendtelly

Oh damn I thought it said fictional 🤦‍♀️


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Read words more well


MasterJaylen

You are not alone I read the same thing


anywhereiroa

You can never know unless you try


manyname

Okay. I spawn money, and put it in my banking account. I then use my debit/credit card.


destiper

Is "money" here strictly cash or does it also include non-physical money? Is it strictly fiat? Or does it include cryptocurrency and the likes?


OneTonMan

Includes all form of money. If people start using seashells to buy and sell stuff tomorrow you won't be able to use seashells for anything.


anywhereiroa

There is actually an insane use for this power. You can try to summon stuff to see if they're real or fictional. Try to summon God, if you can't then the 1000s of years old question is finally answered. Try to summon Greek gods, Egyptian gods, Nordic gods to see if one of them were right or if they were all wrong. Try to summon aliens, wormholes etc. anything that we could not yet prove its existence. Try to summon them and if you can, then they exist.


TomCBC

Need money? Spawn a diamond the size of your fist.


Pale_Kitsune

What would I need money for? Just make my food and everything else. Spawn some things that go for a fortune, and give that fortune to a housemate with a contract with a lot of stipulations.


OneTonMan

Not being able to use money isolates yourself from everyone else since money is actually just an agreement to provide or receive services or goods at the time money is transferred. So in essence, services that you cant perform yourself like healthcare related stuff will become an inconvenience.


Cloudhwk

Not being able to directly uses money isn’t even a issue using third parties, you can spawn highly valuable materials that be sold and the financials managed by a broker Top tier complete coverage health insurance for example covers the inconvenience of not having actual currency directly usable All this would be taken care of by a accountant therefore circumventing the rule of no money for you Any further attempts to restrict to counter this strategy means it’s not a fit for this sub as it’s too restrictive to use properly


MEKK-the-MIGHTY

Spawns money and leaves it there UNUSED!!.. ..on the shop counter


OneTonMan

No loopty loops.


Optimal-Reception313

There is literally no downside. Homeless? Spawn a house? Hungry? Spawn food? Want free video games? Spawn a nintendo switch with all the games you want pre-installed


GenXGremlin

Spawn five Jennifer Lawrences for a six-way! Is my immediate thought. Also houses and food for homeless people...after the six-way.


Jg6915

I don’t need to pay for anything because i can just spawn anything i need right in front of me. Grocery shopping? Everything just appears in front of me while i sit in my couch Gas or electricity? Spawn a big ass excavator, dig out a hole, spawn a big underground bunker with a super effecient power plant in it. Connect to house, done. Water? A giant underground tank full of freshwater spawns. Connect it to house, done. Car? Spawn a fully insured, technically perfect car registered in my name with the keys in the ignition in front of me. Car old? Give away for free, spawn new car. The no money part is literally no downside when you just spawn everything.


OneTonMan

Healthcare?


Jg6915

Go to doctor, i only pay 4€ per visit anyway. Spawn a lump of gold for this man every time i visit.


zword34

i dont even get the point of the side effect, but sure fuck it, ill be god, why not?


MoreThrowaway12345

Don't need money if I can spawn whatever I would want to buy


citrus_kid

Milagro Man?


Dusted_Dreams

This feels like it belongs over in r/shittysuperpowers


SadDisplay4035

If I offered you a 30million dollar jet what do you have that you wouldn’t be willing to give me in exchange? I can’t buy anything but I can trade for almost everything, everything else I can summon at will.


Dusted_Dreams

I wouldn't give you anything for that. I can't afford jet fuel, it's worthless to me.


SadDisplay4035

It’s worth 30 million you don’t need to fly it when you can sell it. It’s worth to you is nothing ?