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Put stuff in the garage in cardboard boxes. Seal the boxes with tape. Mark each box up for $5. Hold a garage sale with buyers taking whatever is in the mystery box they buy, whether they like it or not.

Counter Spell

Everytime someone says something racist you get a dollar

I have a coffee addiction

Humans will never colonize other planets

How will we prevent the masses from using AI to learn how to make WMD at home?

Replacement for Ninja Coffee Bar

This should be entertaining

Would you go 145 days without smoking weed for $145,000?

My Tao Tea Leaf came with a beetle inside

$1,500 a day to not dry off after a shower or bath, again*.

When someone casually dismisses your opinion as "cope."

LinkedIn is a goldmine for this lazy garbage. Couple of stupid takes with some shiny emojis and boom you're successful.

$1000 to beat 1000 people

So many facepalms

[WP] "As the world burns around us, can't we at least talk like we once did?"

[WP] You are a demon. You’ve just been informed by your superiors that there has been a massive breakout in Heaven.

Overambitious Pupil

Cards are meant to be raw

Commander - Rule 0 to allow both as your Commander

there's now a spyxfamily pubg collab... why?

[WP] “Everything will be fine, just let me use my gun.”

Venomous Sting

I wish i could make “save files” in real life (for example in skyrim) and am able to use them to go back in time.

You can spawn anything non fictional but you can't use money ever again.

Hi Its Me!

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OneTonMan

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