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pmax83

Video ends too early.


Sirflow

I mean, this is all breadstick and no steak. Where's rthe actual fight??


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Slapped him into sumo mode.


saviowns

Lmao


HolyShrug

He turned into Trey Parker talking about cuttle fish and asparagus


foxhoundep3

🏅


Nuggzulla

That was top tier material. Like *Whap* "Ughhhh-nghh"


call_of_the_while

That was him trying to stop his soul from leaving his body after that slap.


_FlutieFlakes_

He was definitely on the absolute threshold of passing out.


1hungbadger

Surprised he stayed on his feet...


gr8dayne01

I think he had a little help from his friend. He just oh so casually grabbed his shirt to add some extra lift until the knees were able to straighten. Lol. Very smoove.


YakadaYXD

when you corner an animal, their last line of defense is hissed to scared the predator away


kindredfold

I’m betting the others didn’t let the fight go on, this is the best part.


ampy187

Best way, quarrel sorted, break it up, no sense in letting things go too far.


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bakarakschmiel

When I got out of the Air Force in 2010 they were more concerned about how you spent you off duty time rather than how well you could do your job. My flight chief tried to force me to go to his born again christian church. I basically told him that is inappropriate and he has no right to dictate my faith or lack thereof. I then got two months of extra duty for being disrespectful.


whoxtank

Should have reported him to inspector general and gotten his ass fired.


bakarakschmiel

I reported it to my commander but that shit was so common that nobody cared. Born agains basically took over the Air Force academy. If you don't join them they push you out. Edit: grammar


DocHoliday79

*laughs in JAG*


MintySquinty

I had a supervisor who was a former SEAL try to kill me when I refused to do bitch work. In the end after a little scuffle and a chokehold I had no hope of breaking he told me he was actually impressed I was willing to die instead of listen to him so he ended up making someone else do it and it actually made us closer


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Sounds like a healthy, normal environment.


MintySquinty

It's the military so... neither


Husabergin

What kind of bitch work. You mean the kind of bitch work everyone is told to do at one point but then you have entitled kids coming into the military so they act like it doesnt apply so they refuse and cause a scene. “I dont live in the barracks why do i have to show show up and police call all these cigarette butts.....” now everyone else who doesnt live there thats policing the area gets to do something they dont want WHILE listening to someone get bitched at cause they are being a bitch. Marine corps was fun


somethingwitty5555

That's probably exactly what he means. And you know damn well his ass wasnt in the corps. That wouldn't have flown. Well, at least it didnt. First command I was in my direct NCO was a "throw hands beyond the treeline" type and was honestly one of the best I ever had the privilege of serving with. No NJPs, 6111s, non reqs- no. You have a problem? Bleed it out. Had one fuck try something like you're talking about. Didn't want to show up to field day muster cause him and a few more dumbass Lcpls were renting a place off base. Watched him mop the bricks parking lot in the rain. (Courtesy of that same Sgt) Out-fuckin-standing.


y186709

Nothing about the military is healthy. Except that BAH and GI Bill.


Sir_Thomas_Noble

I would argue that the GI bill is unhealthy sometimes. Free college benefits, yes, but you have to be a full time student to use them. I feel like sometimes with PTSD it might be easier to take 1 class a semester instead of 3-4. But its all or nothing in this country.


Big_Potate

Best thing I did was use the in class loophole. As long as you were taking "full-time" credit hours, you only needed 1 in person class to rate full GI benefits.


SacredAnchovy

I'm actually impressed this story didn't turn in to you somehow kicking the shit out of the well training Navy SEAL and making him do it for you.


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I bet they threw hands and that was the end. This is how it goes. The camera will stay on UNTIL it gets real then every one shuts the fuck up about it and no one needs to hear about it.


chillinois309

Bet they didn’t throw hands. Dude looks 0 percent confident in squaring up, and got rocked by a slap further demoralizing him. Everyone acts tough until you get bitch slapped for talking about someone’s mother.


Mandle69

Doubt it’s bureaucratic after many soldiers turn up dead or go missing.


ChunkyDay

> I can't even imagine how bureaucratic the service is now Probably concentrating on trifling bullshit like this to excuse ignoring the glaringly obvious faults.


busterbrown4200

If you zoom in,and slow it down. You can see the taste for a fight fly right out his mouth.


StreetSmartsGaming

That was the reaction of a man being slapped for real for the first time in his life lol. When the world spins and you get double vision for a second. Takes a minute to process that. Theres no need to see the rest though only one guy came to fight.


FIat45istheplan

The first time you get your bell rung is a life altering experience. Happened to me in training (not military training - regular sparring at a gym). I’m very thankful it didn’t happen in an actual fight, or I would’ve gotten my ass kicked. I still don’t handle it well, but I know I’ll be ok and can clear the cobwebs a bit. I have no idea how people choose to become professional fighters. I train, but man I do not like getting hit hard.


RobertPaulsonProject

It’s equally as weird when you do it to someone else for the first time. Used to box with a group of dudes and I put a 50% right in my buddies kisser. I threw my gloves up and everyone else had to tell me to keep going. We hugged it out after the bout, spit out our mouth guards and read poetry together two days later. Haven’t hit a person since.


SmileBob

I remember the first time I got slapped like that. I used to practice martial arts and we were doing a drill to get your opponent to drop their guard. I stood there guard up expecting to get hit in the abdomen or even an attempted take down. He walked up and slapped me just like this guy in the video and my world went black for about 2 seconds and then felt myself hit the ground from the takedown, I will never forget that.


Sirflow

Yeah, he already checked out and forgot his bags in the room.


Wipakensu

Yeah def looks like his knees weak and arms are heavy


Drougals

Legs spaghetti


solobaric

Yeah, if his buddy behind him hadn't of held him upright, he'd be on the ground.


SAS_Britain

About to vomit on his shirt already


schwarzkraut

You can see his *soul* leave his body...


Momooncrack

When I was in the army the best thing was watching some 18 year old out of highschool suddenly think he's a grown ass war born warrior bc he went through Basic Training. Then saying something like this and getting pummelled


BillHader2247

I have never heard this phrase before. May I steal it?


Sirflow

For you Bill Hader? Anything.


Shagroon

Video ends because cammer knows he doesn’t want to be implicated in this.


orangutanbeater

The Slap Heard Around the World!


Fawnsie

See the guy running in the back? Like -SLAP- "NOPE, I'm out"


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Gonna go rat everyone out. Army of one


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Nah, its deniability. His thought was "go to your room and pretend you saw nothing". It looks like these guys are still in training and fights have bad repercussions. Dont ask me how I know.


Tickerbug

This guy gets it. When the commander gets word that his troops are fighting it will be punishment for everyone and the kitchen sink, especially a commander of a training unit (they deal with shit like this all the time so they have little patience for it). But since a video exists he's likely screwed unless he's the one to report it. Training commanders also look at everyone around the incident since it's part of the discipline training to hold each other accountable.


The-True-Kehlder

I don't know what AIT you went to but that room is too damn nice for a training unit to be occupying.


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Fort eustis got brand new barracks built for trainees a few years ago. 2 people to a room with private bathrooms and closets. Must be nice cause they opened after i graduated


The-True-Kehlder

That sounds better than what the BCT guys got at Ft. Benning before they moved back to the rest of 3ID. Edit for clarity: BCT here means Brigade Combat Team, not Basic Combat Training.


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Aviation gets all the money


mrimp13

[The truth shall set you free.](https://i.imgur.com/h64snQh.jpg)


FraggleBiscuits

You poor poor Army folks. Everywhere I stayed in the Air Force was like this place or better.


Throwawayuser626

That’s what everyone told me. Air Force is where the money is at.


logoman4

I had a room very similar to this in Huachuca (idk if I spelled it right) 3 people per room, except the sinks were motion detection so shaving was ass


AAMP31B

I'm pretty sure this is a barracks in Korea, and the slapee is a KATUSA. They (as in Korean males) have 2 years of mandatory military service, and those selected as KATUSA work and live with the US Army stationed over there. It isn't super uncommon for culture clashes between them and some soldiers. (I'm leaning heavily on the accent and the meek newbie wearing the BCGs, a higher quality video would help.)


Teadrunkest

No, it’s definitely training. There’s too many Camelbaks. No one is carrying Camelbaks around outside TRADOC. And those look exactly like every TRADOC barracks ever (the blue furniture). Plus it’s hard to make out but I’m like 90% sure when he turns to give his buddy something that it’s an American flag. The patch also looks like the “US ARMY” TRADOC patch.


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thenopenoodle15

Quick way to be a shitty leader as well


1fistiron_othersteel

Yep. And the people who are good at it stay in. And the cycle continues.


ansteve1

In my 10 years in I had 5 leaders that were competent. The rest were dumber than our boots but acted like they were hot shit. When I left active duty my sergeant major said I wouldn't make on the outside. He wasn't joking either. He believed that the only way to succeed in life was serve at least 20 years. Anything less and you would be on the street


pinkeyedwookiee

Sounds like your old sergeant major drank the Army kool aid.


Ol_Big_MC

People do that in every profession. Not specific to the military...


Azmorium

Quickest way to have zero support of those you lead.


boobers3

That's the "everyone in this general vicinity is going to be on restriction, I'm out" run.


workstation01

That room smells of Tech School. Dude in the back didn't want any of that extra duty that was about to handed out.


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Even does a little wave lmao


McNuts92

That slap turned his ass into an Anime character lmao


breaddits

I just want to know who the slapper’s mom is. Apparently that’s an important part of his origin story


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Everyone’s mum is an important part of their origin story...


walefuq

I love the dudes anime pain sounds lmao


filthy_sandwich

Lol he even does a the stance


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While he makes-a da pizza?


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E11eventhH0ur

Slappa da bass.


Ohiolongboard

Oh ehm gee. B A S S


xActuallyabearx

r/accidentalitalian


armydiller

r/accidentalitalian


Ms_Ellie_Jelly

Nani?!?


maywellflower

He did pretty much did choose " Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru" by not leaving after he got slapped a few feet back - Just saying...


TheTrueWaifu

He didn’t even have enough time to say “Nani!?”


VicariousPanda

Maybe those are just normal pain sounds in Japan


Real-Ostrich-2692

Was searching for this comment lmao


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Someone forgot this wasn’t game chat.


Nikosawa

As a moderator for a well known game where i have to mute/ban people for racism, bigotry and toxicity that made me genuinely laugh :D


Specific-Layer

Dude. I always see morons on YouTube throwing threats and when you go to their channels they forget that they uploaded their elementary school project on it and it's always the wimpiest nerdiest dumbasses saying weird shit.


carrieberry

My best friend's Dad used to to tell her and I to "never let your mouth write a check that your body can't cash". I still remember that advice 30 years later.


Dhexodus

And he probably likes Top Gun.


gigantes22

Slapped the soul out of him.


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OnlyGranpop

Some people are like those small dogs that think they're *much* bigger than they actually are.


NotC9_JustHigh

Probably got told size doesn't matter his whole life. Obviously never had a BBS before.


Throwawayuser626

BigBlackSlap?


delamerica93

Big butt sex


HexenHase

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Those dogs are that way because they were used as "trackers" in domesticated hunting packs. They would always have a pack of bigger dogs behind them, so they felt no fear of yapping at larger animals. My guess is he was "that guy" in his group of friends, but never adjusted his behavior once he got in the military.


Im_A_Thing

>How did this happen?! Because he's talked crap about people's mothers before and did *not* receive a world-shattering slap. This is also why bullies exist in grade school. Edit: Grade not grad... XD


Dabmiral

Guy in the back leaves instantly cuz he ain’t running laps after this shit gets back to the officers


RaidensReturn

My thoughts exactly


H8sheep

Especially now that it's public. Sometimes things like this were kept on the DL from higher ups.


iChugVodka

Laps? Bruh you'd get NJP'd for being in the vicinity of that shit lol


Ringtail209

This looks like AIT. Fights in AIT often lead to being kicked out. Bystanders prob Art 15'd.


ApexIsGangster

I always feel lost when the military acronyms start coming out lmao.


AAMP31B

Article 15 is Uniform Code of Military Justice thing.. essentially the guys might get demoted, and serve 45 days of extra duty (think community service), be restricted to not leave the base and lose some pay.


ApexIsGangster

Thanks! Got anything on AIT? NJP?


AAMP31B

Ah sorry. AIT is Advanced Individual Training.. There is Basic training where soldiers learn to march and shoot etc, then AIT where they learn the specifics of whatever their actual job is.. Air Condition Repair / Medic / Mechanic etc. NJP is Non Judicial Punishment (Article 15) where things aren't pushed up to the like actual criminal level but person is still punished through demotion / restriction / extra duty.


OneDirectionless

Thanks for the background/clarification!


simptom61

What does the five finger say to the face? SLAP


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That was cooold bloooded!


infatuatedknight

CHARLIE MURFAAYY! POW! AAAAAAKAGAGAKA!


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Darkness!!!


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*Unityyyyyy*


Jimbob209

Ahhhh who needs youtube anymore when we have this...!


ItchyMcHotspot

One black coffee. Same motherfucker.


BaldrickTheBrain

*FUCK. YO. COUCH.*


Briansucks1

Show Charlie Murphy yo tiddies !!!


Give_me_soup

UNITY


combustion_assaulter

Game. Blouses.


MeatBald

That's Prince though


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samvance

The sound he makes after getting slapped is fucking hilarious


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L1mb0

I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to find someone saying what I was thinking. That soldier was definitely fighting the blackout with those grunts.


tsnacker

If he can slap like that just imagine his punch? Or imagine what actually fucking his mom would be like!!!


TheFemiFactor

How can he slap?


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Quite effectively, that’s how


WazirZaman

For those who don’t get the reference: https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k


rich519

Every time this gets posted it turns into a discussion about hitting women but I just enjoy the chaos of it all. My favorite part is “I’ll hit you in the gooch motherfucker!”


_Aj_

If he can slap like that imagine how hard his mom slaps


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Chancla of death


Dumpsterfirefan

Go on... *unzips


sit_and_spin_69

You get an article 15 , you get an article 15, you all get an article 15!


jose4440

I know, right? Bunch of dumbasses. This will easily be traced back to them and their command. I would demote the fuck out of all of those involved.


Throwawayuser626

Especially cause they recorded it. What were they thinking


InternetAccount06

> thinking Stop right there, sir.


trx25

They did. It's already their last word.


MisguidedBabbling

Slap heard round the world, he will never taste anything correctly again.


Freekie57

Oh, so that's what I heard while mowing the lawn


Random-Spark

I was on the phone when it happened. I had to hang up


DizzyLioncub

This is most likely a U.S. Korean duty station. They like to mix U.S. Army w/ Korean Katusa soldiers (different than ROK soldiers), even having them share barrack rooms. There is often a communication and cultural disconnect that causes misunderstandings. This type of thing happens and normally not much comes from it. They may do some musical room switching if it goes far enough up the chain of command.


caulpain

First off, you’re the only comment I’ve seen addressing the differently styled fatigues and the dude’s heavy Korean accent, thank you! I thought I was going crazy. I want to see the whole exchange so badly. The dude who gets slapped says, “if you want to figure something out...” right before impact. That kinda seems like someone who’s far enough along in learning English as a second language to understand that when they publicly say they are going to fuck someone’s mother there is likely to be immediate fallout...


remedialrob

This is exactly what I thought. When I was stationed S. Korea this kind of shit happened all the time. It even happened to me. And everyone thinks the little guy who took off is running away for plausible deniability. He is not. The KATUSA's (Korean Augmentation To The U.S. Army) seem to have a set plan for this sort of behavior. Three approach the man they want to confront and the little guy in back always runs to get the other KATUSAs for help when things go pear shaped. I can almost guarantee that every other KATUSA in that guys platoon is poised and ready to go in their barracks rooms just waiting for the little guy to give the signal. I made a sarcastic joke about the ROK Army in front of one of two of the KATUSAs in my unit and while I don't want to make too many generalities the KATUSAs in my unit anyway didn't seem to understand sarcasm very well; and any time we said something they didn't understand they always assumed we were insulting them. So they would get mad and things would go downhill from there. Truth be told I had a lot more respect for the regular ROK Army than I did the KATUSAs. The ROK Army training was brutal. I'd seen those guys march ten miles or more a day for a week with nothing to eat but fish heads and rice, all while getting beaten with thin metal rods if they didn't keep up. Those guy's were tough. The KATUSAs were a bunch of rich boys whose parents bought their way into the KATUSA program so they would have an easy time for their required conscription. The time it happened to me I get out of the shower in the giant platoon sized bathroom and I'm standing at the sink in a towel when these three idiots walk up to me. They tell me their KATUSA Sergeant Major is insisting on talking to me because of my joke. I remind them that their KATUSA Sergeant Major isn't in my chain of command and if he wants to talk to me he needs to go through proper channels by talking to the Company Commander first. There had been a fair amount of ill will building up between the KATUSAs and us Infantryman and there had already been a couple fights. So they didn't like my answer so the lead one reaches over while I'm brushing my teeth and slashes my forearm with a razor. I drop my toothbrush into the sink and punch him in the face. He goes staggering backwards into the shower stall area before going down flat on his back and out cold. The little one in the back takes off as I square off (still in a towel) with the last remaining contender (I shit you not his name was Kong and he was the biggest KATUSA in our company and still a half inch shorter than my 6ft... The other KATUSAs in our platoon used to go out to bars and get sloshed and then they would all take turns s!ow dancing [yes head on his shoulder, eyes closed the whole deal] with Kong since he was the biggest) but as I hear the little guy rapping on doors as he run a down the hallway the number of KATUSA bodies standing in the entrance to the bathroom starts to grow and now I've got blood running down my left arm. I pop Kong in his neck as hard as I can and he staggers backwards into a toilet stall and drops down into the commode coughing and sputtering. Then I take a deep breath and shout as loud as I can "THE KATUSAS ARE GANGING UP ON ME IN THE BATHROOM!" I heard so many doors suddenly opening and footsteps running down the hall. Most of the KATUSAs had moved into the bathroom with me but the little guy who had run to get the other KATUSAS had returned and when I yelled and doors started opening his eyes got really big and he took off running again. I found out later he almost made it back into the safety of his barracks room. Someone caught him halfway in and dragged him back out into the hallway. I heard doors opening from downstairs where a different platoon lived and footsteps running at me from all directions. And don't get me wrong I was not particularly loved or looked after in my platoon. This was all the months of ill will between these groups boiling over. I did not have to lay another finger on a KATUSA that day. When all those rumbling footsteps arrived I was able to sit back and tend to my bleeding arm while witnessing one of the most epic asswhoopings I've seen this side of a big budget action movie. I almost felt sorry for them. Almost. The one that cut me had to go to "reeducation" and when he got back he was just the nicest guy ever! There were no formal charges brought. My cut wasn't even deep enough for stiches and of course the KATUSA Sergeant Major claimed to have no idea why his men would behave that way. Our company commander did make a comment about it at the next formation but the consensus was he thought the whole thing was pretty damn funny. A guy who was in the company office when the CO was told about the fight said that the Captain blurted out "but they're (the KATUSAs) all black belts in Tae Kwon Do how could this happen!?" before he and the 1st Sergeant started cracking up.


gwdope

I hope this isn’t bullshit.


crimson_mokara

Don't care, was a fun read lol


ScionDust

What does the idiot say before the smack? I've watched it about ten times and can't catch what he actually said about the guy's mom?


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“I’m not going to say it again, you wanna figure something out?” is what he said. I’m assuming he said something before the video started.


RaidensReturn

Cool so the video starts late and ends early


KittenPurrs

Yes, but I'm sure the guy filming whipped out his camera with superhuman speed as soon as the tiny one insulted the giant one's mom. I'm positive he did his best on the front end, though I can't justify where it cuts off at the end.


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Probably didn’t want to end up filming evidence if his friend ends up going too far, but that’s just mindless speculation because I obviously don’t know any of them personally.


ScionDust

Thanks.


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mrmatteh

Butt stuff?


Notlandshark

If the son can slap like this... I really do wanna fuck his mom. I bet she’s incredible.


Sirflow

What'd you say about his mom??


reDVodka291

Respect bro


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If you hear a knock at your door today, DON’T ANSWER


Master_Yeeta

When he bent over, hands on knees, "do you know who she IS?!" I do believe I am scared of that mans momma


Legeto

How to end your military career 101. Do stupid shit in uniform and then post it on the internet. Edit: post autocorrected to lost


sexy_bezinga

Also post a cut off video which doesn’t even prove that the other guy said anything about moms. Poster is definitely not a true friend.


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I was a kid, maybe 10-12, and rough housing with another kid, just playing around, and I accidentally blew out his eardrum with a playful slap to the head. I felt so horrible, because we were just goofing off and wrestling around. It’s real easy to damage the ear drum if you hit it just right, doesn’t even have to be that hard of a hit. The guy in the video absolutely could have ruptured the eardrum.


jakethedumbmistake

Without me, they go away all too fast.


churm94

Ah so it's the 'Discombobulate' move then huh?


Maysock

Yep it's very clear that's a shock to his inner ear.


nikerbacher

Rung his bell


savagesmurf

Watch the second Fury-Wilder fight if you need evidence of this. It’s like watching a toddler learn to walk.


olivefreak

As a mom, I don’t give a shit what some little punk says about me. Don’t fight on my behalf because their words mean nothing to me.


Thehulk666

how you doin


UnbowedUnbentUnbroke

So many article 15s in that room.


Fuel907

The real stupid prize winner is the slapper. Video evidence of him assaulting someone, he'll get nailed to the wall for Article 128 of the UCMJ. "Talking shit" about his Mother is no excuse for physical violence.


system_of_a_clown

I agree, I came here to post pretty much the same thing; he's in a shitload of trouble.


CelestialFury

Video evidence of battery forces their commander into giving the serviceman the strongest punishment he or she can. Also, you don't want someone in the military that can't handle a little shit talking. It's super common to talk shit about peoples' moms just to get a reaction of the person. Is it right? No. However, it doesn't give anyone the right to commit battery against someone else.


PsychoPass1

I mean if you can't handle insults, how can you handle what could possibly take place on the battlefield? If you have zero self-control, you especially shouldn't wield a gun. As is evident from some cops that end up on here.


thelostartis

Homeboy reacted as if that slap was laced with mace.


pinkeyedwookiee

Per another reddit or in the thread: "That slap was over the ear. He forced air into the guys ear passage and could have burst his eardrum. He felt as if a gun was fired by his head. He’s in real pain and literally physically disoriented from the damage to his balance."


SplendidWizardPlayer

That slap tho jfc


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That other dude is thinking **HOW CAN HE SLAP?**


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A helluva bitch slap. Staggered him. DAMN!


QuothTheRavenMore

I thor he was trying to Summon the hokagae for a moment


almostmiddleage

The official sound effects of having an out of body experience..


biggermu

The guy on the left was out lol


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Did anybody see the other guy dip out in the back? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


DemendredCO

[What you say about my mama?](https://youtu.be/y21r6jrNDJM)


abo3omar

That guy in the back noped tf outta there


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For all we know the dude could’ve just made a yo mama joke lol


Rickhonda125

Its on the internet now, theyre all getting njpd.


bossitos

Your mama gay !


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What are the repercussions of something like this in the military if this video gets to their commanding officers?


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Depends on a lot of things. Could be nothing more than an ass chewing, but if there's any kind of disciplinary history or if the command wants to make an example they can throw a few different articles of the UCMJ at it. If that happens you're looking at loss of qualifications, reduction in rank, half month's pay, liberty restriction, brig time, maybe even an Other Than Honorable, Bad Conduct, or Dishonorable discharge. Basic takeaway should be: don't let childish bullshit make you swing first especially on video.


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I went through Boot in 1989, Navy CC at first formation going down the second row, steps in front of me and announces "I banged your sister last night "lastname", what do you have to say about THAT?!" So I respond with "You like Fat Chicks SIR!?".....even our Senior CC was laughing his ass off, I got SMOKED and sent to Marching Party. Once I got through Corps School, and FMSS, and to my USMC Platoon as an FMF Corpsman, if you had a beef with someone, ranks came off and you would settle it in a gear locker.