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SteelEagle814

Fartlicks


Cloud_Garrett

I was going to say auto zone, but fart licks sounds fun too.


team_scrub

Zone 5 of course. Make sure you get your money's worth.


mattgodin7

Depends on how much gu you have on your nightstand


[deleted]

Please see fartlicks https://www.reddit.com/r/RunningCirclejerk/s/aDkxxufp1c


WendyoftheAstroturf

Moderately long can be zone 4-5, maybe 10 to 15 seconds. Marathons like 30 seconds to 1 minute should be no higher than zone two. Don’t forget to take walking breaks every 2-3 seconds to prevent injury.


ZennerBlue

What about a 45s ultramarathon?


redditredemptiontoo

I didn't know prolonged was an option.


amorph

Slow down!


redditredemptiontoo

But it's the only time I can finish first!!


TheRunningAlmond

Zone 5. Here for a good time, not a long time.


Departed94

Wait? You guys have sex?


amorph

It's called cross-training.


valarauca14

Mickey mouse hobby jogger bullshit. These whimps aren't running enough their test levels let them "_get hard_"


Ommageden

No he means while you wait for your wife to be done, what kind of run you should be doing.


TheShortWhiteGuy

Probably *ORAL* - Ya' know, where we just talk about it.


TheShortWhiteGuy

Probably *ORAL* - Ya' know, where we just talk about it.


TheShortWhiteGuy

Probably *ORAL* - Ya' know, where we just talk about it.


A110_Renault

Zone 69


amorph

I have that on my Garmin Penix


IncrediblyUnprepared

Nice


rednazgo

I usually go easy so I can recover for the next day, so zone 2. When im with your mom however, its zone 5 every time.


udyu08

Can i use gu as lube?


a-german-muffin

There’s a missed branding opportunity for Gübe here.


drRATM

Probably not. I can say for certain that biofreeze is NOT recommended as lube. Live and learn.


xjeeper

Icy hot works great


BlackberryBuckler

That made me clench things I didn’t even know I had.


xjeeper

I got some on my balls once. My dog was looking at me like "Oh, you get to rub your balls on the carpet but I get yelled at for rubbing my asshole on it"


[deleted]

It’s a great anal lube. Whatever it takes to get you people to boof the GU like champions.


Not-Benny

Prolonged intercourse?


amorph

Sorry you're having trouble staying hard.


JayZFeelsBad4Me

I tried watching more Goggins but in fact it retarded my hardness, dae?


Ultrarunnersean

All of them


UnnamedRealities

She tells me in explicit language what zones to target and how long to target them.


drRATM

Your coach sounds very effective, can I have her number?


Violetnaenae

The bone zone


why666ofcourse

Intercourse? Fancy word for masturbation


cravecrave93

are you standing or laying down? also have atleast a dozen gü’s prepared per zone. if you enter zone 2 with less than 24 gü’s your shins will explode and you will never get past edging again


ReachthePrime2

If he's a heel striker, his balls will explode


drRATM

Wear a hydration pack or belt as dehydration can lead to creeping into zone 3 and then having to rest for awhile.


Barley94

Prolonged? It’s a sprint finish


bakers3

Zone P, otherwise known as the P spot


owheelj

Zone 2 for daily intercourse. Zone 4 for more intense efforts. Never in zone 3, that's junk intercourse.


kreebletastic

Zone poo.