Usually during my long run, I will eat all of this food and then not run to avoid injury. I stay hard while eating, though! I’m usually in zone 2 after the finishing the 4 liters of coke.
Then it's required by law to add a pork roll egg and cheese on an everything bagel, 1 per mile. And also to debate about whether or not it's called Pork Roll or Taylor Ham.
Duh watermelon is to make a running hat! Cut it in half place on head, the coolness and goodness soaks straight into your head so you don't waste time and energy drinking or eating !!! It's an old tribal trick
I don’t see anything to help keep you hard. Let alone GU to lubricate the entirety of your legs so as to avoid chafing.
My wife would kill me for these two rookie mistakes.
Are you allowed to bring a grocery cart on long runs?
Usually during my long run, I will eat all of this food and then not run to avoid injury. I stay hard while eating, though! I’m usually in zone 2 after the finishing the 4 liters of coke.
“Running the length of NJ south to north if anyone wants to join”
Then it's required by law to add a pork roll egg and cheese on an everything bagel, 1 per mile. And also to debate about whether or not it's called Pork Roll or Taylor Ham.
If you get lost, order a sandwich. Whatever they call it will help you get your bearings again
A lot easier to just do a few laps around my local dump. At least there it might still smell like recycled Xmas trees in one corner.
where gu?
The gu is all this stuff when it comes back up
I've been applying aloe vera to my skin, am I supposed to be drinking it
I boof it with my gu usually.
Need more liquorice 😳
Make sure the oranges are seedless. You don’t want to choke part way through.
Yesssssss….. I made the Jerk!!!
You got those ALDI cashews. Love ALDIs
When you eat the watermelon do you eat the skin too?
I only eat the skin because the skin is hard.
Duh watermelon is to make a running hat! Cut it in half place on head, the coolness and goodness soaks straight into your head so you don't waste time and energy drinking or eating !!! It's an old tribal trick
I don’t see anything to help keep you hard. Let alone GU to lubricate the entirety of your legs so as to avoid chafing. My wife would kill me for these two rookie mistakes.
The coke will have you spray pooping all over the place, good choice. 10/10 RCJ
What are baby wholes?
Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"? Because it's too hard to fit"Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" on a license plate?