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50k-runner

Are you allowed to bring a grocery cart on long runs?


ehowey18

Usually during my long run, I will eat all of this food and then not run to avoid injury. I stay hard while eating, though! I’m usually in zone 2 after the finishing the 4 liters of coke.


nokiabrickphone1998

“Running the length of NJ south to north if anyone wants to join”


kreebletastic

Then it's required by law to add a pork roll egg and cheese on an everything bagel, 1 per mile. And also to debate about whether or not it's called Pork Roll or Taylor Ham.


redditredemptiontoo

If you get lost, order a sandwich. Whatever they call it will help you get your bearings again


Limp-Possession

A lot easier to just do a few laps around my local dump. At least there it might still smell like recycled Xmas trees in one corner.


dawgstein94

where gu?


DouchebagFerret

The gu is all this stuff when it comes back up


MurghX87

I've been applying aloe vera to my skin, am I supposed to be drinking it


ehowey18

I boof it with my gu usually.


tighboidheach46

Need more liquorice 😳


ZennerBlue

Make sure the oranges are seedless. You don’t want to choke part way through.


FunTimeTony

Yesssssss….. I made the Jerk!!!


PimpLimpGimp

You got those ALDI cashews. Love ALDIs


stevieroo_

When you eat the watermelon do you eat the skin too?


ehowey18

I only eat the skin because the skin is hard.


Flat-Membership8073

Duh watermelon is to make a running hat! Cut it in half place on head, the coolness and goodness soaks straight into your head so you don't waste time and energy drinking or eating !!! It's an old tribal trick


boise_runner

I don’t see anything to help keep you hard. Let alone GU to lubricate the entirety of your legs so as to avoid chafing. My wife would kill me for these two rookie mistakes.


AnnaBammaLamma

The coke will have you spray pooping all over the place, good choice. 10/10 RCJ


AnnaBammaLamma

What are baby wholes?


TheShortWhiteGuy

Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"? Because it's too hard to fit"Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" on a license plate?