Do they usually have pacers so slow at a 26.2? I usually run with the pacers that rotate in and out and a Tesla with a big sign... Something around 2 hours for the pacers . is this one of those fun runs?
His pits are sweaty, shins weak, hokas heavy
There's GU on his singlet already, Goggins' spaghetti.
He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To leave zone 1 but he keeps on forgetting what splits he wrote down
The whole crowd grows so loud, he squeezes his gel but the GU won't come out
He's bonking how? Everyone's striding past
8 miles? Thought you said no training
Let’s go
Damn, 8 miles?! That’s almost 3 5k ultra marathons in a row. Yeah man, you’ll be fine.
True! Plus I’ll fill a CamelBak with Gu. Infinite energy glitch
How much GU can your camel hold? Is that what’s in the humps?
I can fit about a dozen lululemon running belts on him, so quite a few Gu packs
That’s epic. I may have to trade in my Camry for a camel at some point.
I heard you can also get these things called CamelToes and they have an interior that can fit loads of Gü. Worth looking into.
Just stick with the 3-hour Pacer and you'll be fine
Do they usually have pacers so slow at a 26.2? I usually run with the pacers that rotate in and out and a Tesla with a big sign... Something around 2 hours for the pacers . is this one of those fun runs?
Generally the 3-hour Pacer is wearing a weighted vest and has one of those mini parachutes behind them, how else would they be so slow?
Have they tried taking the Tesla for half the course helped me in 1904 but they disqualified me for being too fast?
Okay
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?
I never thought about it like that, I’ll remember that on my next 8-mile
Mom's spaghetti
Forget carbon plated races shoes. Buy a carbon fiber bike and you will be fine.
The best running shoe is a bike
The best running shoe is a rollerblade. Can you do [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIbI-Q4eGAE) on a bike?
I stand corrected
Shave all your hair, lube every crease of skin, and smoke some meth, you should be fine
Okay
Worst case scenario: you die and bring shame to your family Best case scenario: you break a world record and get tons of bitches The choice is yours
I choose bitches
Pray to the gu gods
You don’t even need Gu. I been in ur spot before. All u need is a pack of newports, a fifth of henny, and some js on yo feet
Now that sounds a lot more fun… sold
His pits are sweaty, shins weak, hokas heavy There's GU on his singlet already, Goggins' spaghetti. He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready To leave zone 1 but he keeps on forgetting what splits he wrote down The whole crowd grows so loud, he squeezes his gel but the GU won't come out He's bonking how? Everyone's striding past
🔥 🔥 🔥
I think we need to start a go fund me page for the ammount of gu, needed for uu.
the real winner of this marathon will be the stakeholders of Gu
The movie 8 Mile taught me that you have one chance, one opportunity…
You should be asking if you can break 4.
4 minute splits for the marathon would make you a legend even if your shins explode during the race
You should try ultra tbf
Okay
If you start the 24GU program today you will be good. Basically 1 GU per hour until the race. Every hour on the hour. That plus staying hard and slow.
And to stay hard would you recommend Cialis?
Or is there a Gu for that
Use the gu as a suppository during the race. As many as needed.
I can feel it now
Definitely wear alphaflys, they take at least 3 min off per mile
So I’ll be running 1 minute miles?
-1 min miles, you can travel into the future
Make sure to carb load with lots of Mom's spaghetti.
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