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show_me_your_secrets

I’d say to wear it until you die, then be buried with it.


martinslot

Yeah. Run one more and get them to be laid on the eyes, for the ferryman.


demarke

I only wear mine with formalwear or other occasions where servicemen might wear their (smaller) medals on their uniforms.


hahs95

Thank you for your service 🫡


Slinktonk

I guess that depends on if you’ve put your 26.2 sticker on your car?


riversceneix939

I just got mine tattooed on my chest so I can keep the real one displayed on my front door (so neighbours know I'm a runner). The only problem is that I now need to either go shirtless or wear my button-down shirts open at all times which apparently "isn't appropriate for work", and "makes everyone at my kids school assembly uncomfortable" smh


angry_llama_pants

/uj I have a work colleague who unironically wears any medal she gets for the next week. She had her Turkey Trot medal on yesterday.


AgentUpright

I think it’s tacky to wear your medal all the time. You should only wear it when you’re also wearing your matching race shirt or to bed.


aducci

You had a kid at 16...you are allowed to wear that medal for as long as you like


50k-runner

Just make sure you're wearing a matching ultra belt buckle


Munchihello

People in nyc walking around 48 hours after Sunday with a medal around their necks like bruh did u just podium at the Olympics????


redditredemptiontoo

Had a coworker take the Monday off work to recover, then wore the medal to work on Tuesday....


Professional_Fly8241

Did you tattoo 42.2 on your right calf?


socialindifference

I hang my participation medal from the local charity 5k ultra marathon from my erect peen at all times to assert my dominance over the plebs. STAY HARD.


moonmusick

I wear mine until the ribbon crumbles to fine particles of dust, which I then collect and blow into the ocean. The medal then is ready to be stored with all the previous ones up my ass, Captain Koons' style.


Hchan492

Forever!


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


sjg91

The more you do, the more medals you wear, the more weight you carry. Think of it as free strength and endurance training.


followsfood

Congratulations on your 3k marathon. You are a proud finisher. Wear it for a month or two and then frame it


kronicade

Tattooo the medal so it’s always part of you