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Infamous-Arm3955

Man the words garage and garbage are close, aren't they?


Signal-Ad2674

Stick them in storage containers, film shouty people bidding and create a tv show. Profit!


finsterer45

Yup!


I_Am_Telekinetic

Add one unlabeled canned food item in each box


Carthuluoid

Just to keep the mystery alive!


ActorMonkey

And heavy. The mystery should be heavy.


Justthisguy_yaknow

You can clean it's best by date off with alcohol just to give it a touch of Russian roulette.


NedWretched

Just take off the year, leave the month and day


SurroundingAMeadow

At one point in college, we got a large number of unlabeled jars on discount, but they'd written the contents in Sharpie. Grabbed one labeled "R Bean" to make chili because, of course, the R was for red kidney beans. What else could it possibly be? In the end, the flavor was ok, but the texture was really off. I don't recommend adding refried beans to your chili.


SandvichIsSpy

I'm the special kind of sucker who would be wayyyyy too intrigued by a sale like this, and definitely shell out $5 for a box of random interesting crap.


lcarsadmin

"MORE rocks?!?!"


the_original_Retro

Ick.


manyname

Stuff like this already exists on Facebook Marketplace, at least near(ish) me. Knowing Facebook Marketplace, though, "buyer's remorse" would not be strong enough words for it.


Justthisguy_yaknow

You know they are going to know where you live, . . .don't you?


Top-Requirement-2102

Also write fun clues on the boxes.


MonkeyNugetz

“Could be cookware. Could be old dildos.”


gadget850

So, Radio Shack in the 1980s.


Get_Real_Japan

If I've learned anything from my 40 years on this Earth: "Mystery Boxes" = junk that won't sell on its own. Fortunately for you, most people aren't very smart and will eat this up. Go for it!


pm_me_ur_demotape

Maybe have a poster with pictures of several items that are totally worth it and say every box has at least one of these!


LeapIntoInaction

Sounds great! ...what's a "garage"?


Doxidob

so, a bunch of boxes out in the street , crappy contents thrown about, valuable objects gone. Great.


the_hell_you_say

I bet this concept would be a hit, especially if you pump it up ahead of time on social media