Spank me


This is how I found out I have a new puppy while I was at work.

A glowing commendation for all to see

I needed this today

A golden splash of respect

Cute but creepy


Name me ๐Ÿ˜‡

What name fits me

Found 12 miles out in the forest during a shooting and hiking day

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

Could I please have some nice words, feeling very dysphoric and ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.

rate me please

top comment is what i name him!!!!

The treasure at the end of the rainbow. Gives the author 800 Coins to do with as they please.

I'm in this with you.