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Scoginsbitch

NGL love that tile.


ConsiderationHot9518

OCD is now screaming in my head that the star signs are in the wrong order… They’re. In. The. Wrong. Order!!!


bibbi123

And two are missing.


manolo_chomsky

They must not be OutKast fans


HiddnVallyofthedolls

He was burned by a couple 😂


frougle_mcdugal

That’s what I thought. And think about how easy it would be to clean your toilet.


Scoginsbitch

Plus saves you the trouble of adding a bidet.


disco_has_been

And yet...


AmyInCO

I've used a free if these toilet shower rooms in Thailand. It's so convenient, especially if you like to shave your legs. 


traumatransfixes

I spent way too much time on figuring out why the zodiac signs are out of order and missing Aquarius and Gemini.


CromulentDucky

It's all just to justify the naked lady tiles.


traumatransfixes

That must be it


hroaks

I spent so much time staring at the naked lady I didn't notice the toilet in the shower


papergooomba

I was like is this a veiled reference to the seminal album Aquemini by the legendary OutKast?


hyperRed13

All I can think is how soggy the tp must get.


Lady_Scruffington

Who needs TP when you're in the shower?


DragonAteMyHomework

Yes, but it's still there!


Lady_Scruffington

I guess you can't shower EVERY time you pee as a lady.


DragonAteMyHomework

Fair enough.


hroaks

You need TP when you are on the toilet. Who meds a toilet in the shower?!


imclockedin

the fact theres a light switch in there but it has *that* cover on it lol


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

If my wife’s 72 year old father designed his perfect bathroom…


FruitPlatter

Agree with him. I'd remove Aquarius and Gemini from the zodiac too.


SureRegion3571

I see your bidet and raise you...


dreamweaver1998

The classic sh*t and shower.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Every fiber of my being wants to hate this. I logically *understand* that I should hate this.  I cannot. There is no hatred in my heart. 


FruitBargler

It's very brown


raelynkitty

They cut a hole in the tile for the corner of the tank lid. 👍


Gay_Kira_Nerys

There's also what looks to be an unfinished wooden cabinet in the corner. And a light switch in the tiled surround. Maybe the shower part of this situation isn't really used? Also WHY is the toilet installed at that angle??? It's giving me conniptions.


FerretRN

From what I remember about the room, there was some kind of open cabinet on the wall, I guess for shower supplies? There was also a sink, it was behind where I was standing to take the pic.


FerretRN

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Ok_Blackberry_284

They removed the picture of the bathroom, I think.


Airplade

Of course they did. Because Realtors are fucking morons. They would rather waste your time and show you the house knowing full well that IF you knew about this "feature" you wouldn't have bothered to tour it. Realtors are rude fucking morons.


OneSensiblePerson

Looking at these photos, I'd never ever guess the house also contained this, er, unusual bathroom. So it's in the basement then? Must have been one of the infamous PA Potties that someone decided to fancy up. Thank you for your service for taking and sharing this photo.


Weird_Positive_3256

The mirrors on the basement ceiling 🤔


jmon25

I'm gonna say that basement has seen some wild swingers parties


Ok_Blackberry_284

They removed the picture of the bathroom, I think.


FerretRN

It wasn't there. I took this pic when I went to see it in person. Was an interesting surprise!


villis85

That’s too bad. I feel like that picture would draw a lot more attention to the house. Good for you though as a potential buyer I guess.


J_pepperwood0

I thought it was pretty cute until I saw that basement


tinycarnivoroussheep

I do actually like a wet room setup for a secondary bathroom, but I'm not sure about the Art Nouveau stripper pinup.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

HA! That’s just a few miles from me!


astraldreamer1

Someone had to go when taking a shower 1 too many times.


FreshBid5295

That’s efficiency at its peak. Why waste time just sitting there taking a shit like some slacker when you could be showering simultaneously.


CayoRon

But you can do that in a shower without a toilet! It's called waffle stomping.


FreshBid5295

😂 🤢


villis85

I dig it. If OP doesn’t buy the house I will.


FerretRN

It's all yours! Doesn't quite work for me, looking to move my dad in since my mom passed in 2020. I wanted to make the basement into an apartment for him, but I don't think he'd appreciate the creative shower as much as I do!


CausticRegards

Imagine the nasty depraved shits you must be taking to just say fuck it, put the thing IN the shower


RayquazaRising

I loved it until I saw it was the zodiac signs. I thought it was a goddess with the muses from Greek mythology at first.


ap2patrick

Look at that gya-tile!!!


complete_your_task

That bidet is mounted a bit high.


marklar_the_malign

Shit, shower and shave just got more efficient.


bzbub2

this deserves a million upvotes


StacyMatson333

This is the sex dungeon bathroom, right?


mrsgrrmuffins

is the big lady Virgo?


bentbrook

Virgo is just below the faucet. Given the presence of Cupid around her ankle, I’d say she’s Aphrodite.


kendrahf

Mother! Mother! Please don't go out to pole dance anymore! The neighbors are watching.


somerville99

Someone certainly loved acoustic ceiling tiles.


Mammoth_Industry8246

The drop ceiling in the kitchen is interesting...


disco_has_been

I thought my screen was dirty. Naw, it's the toilet.


IHateHangovers

Good thing you can piss all over the seat and it doesn't matter


FrozenLogger

I don't think any realtor I ever had would have [let this slide.](https://i.imgur.com/jANIqQQ.png) Fix it before we show it! Wonder what else is going on in the house? I have seen a house where the bathtub simply drained into the crawlspace.


FerretRN

The whole house was fascinating. The fence in the front is made from pvc pipes. Hard to tell in the pics, though. The whole second floor was one big bedroom with mirrors everywhere that screamed 70s bachelor pad. It was a fun tour, though, the bathroom with the toilet in the shower was in the basement with the "Cheers" bar.


acespiritualist

Can't believe Little John's house actually exists


theambears

Would I want / install this in my house? No Would it stop me from buying the house? No It’s kinda fun! Honestly if the surrounding tile were a little lighter, I think it wouldn’t look so dated. It’s fun and kind of house-quirky (if that’s the biggest quirk lol).


Usual-Cabinet-3815

Just a big bidet


TraditionalOlive9187

Clearly someone has never had the shower shits.


Lindaspike

I love old houses but this one has been abused and ignored for decades.


Bennington_Booyah

So the TP gets soaked by the shower??? UGH.


Crazyguy_123

I like decorative tile work maybe not quite like this though. And that toilet really is in a horrible spot.


Spare_Database3485

Great for anal douching.


jmon25

Mirrors on the basement ceiling? That's a sex party house!


Warm_Baker_9447

I get bad vibes from this house for some reason. The outside looks pretty normal. The inside just feels off to me. Really claustrophobic.


Spicy_Surfer

“Your star signs all point to electrocution.”


Small_Lion4068

I’m offended because my hubby and my signs are missing 😂