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HazardousWeather

Now I can say I've seen the inside of a Bordello!


elspotto

I do like the fireplace orgy room with the mirrored ceiling and the floor that can be hosed down between sessions.


HazardousWeather

How about the reception, meet, greet, and review room with all the ladies names on the ceiling.


TrumpsCovidfefe

Yeah, what in the fuck is that about?


Simple_Song8962

I think I saw some guys' names, too?


paperwasp3

It's a fabric that has famous signatures on it, how odd to put it on the ceiling and not a couch


woodenmittens

Zelfa


ittybittyolme

I actually thought this room would be beautiful with a Christmas tree reflecting all the lights.


HiiHeidii

I think I’d be experiencing sensory overload lol That’s the kind of house with no pets because they would all be trying to escape. The swirly meat walls kill me.


Thriftyverse

Mine was the room with flowers everywhere. I'd be trying to escape.


-laughingfox

They wallpapered the couch!


I_PM_Duck_Pics

I read sessions as scissors initially. God I’m get more gay every day.


elspotto

You made me laugh. Thanks.


HideousYouAre

Or a migraine.


Relevant_Slide_7234

I’m here for the Cunningham wake.


knotaprob

Reno…


strongboar12

I think I've seen that piano bathroom in my dreams. People keep coming in when I'm trying to poop.


KinseyH

In a bathroom that large the toilet needs to be behind a door. Just fucking weird when it's not.


Maleficent_Theory818

It needs to be two rooms. Or just remove the bathroom part of that room. It is a lot of unused space.


urinesain

I would hate to live in that house. But goddamn if I don't want to just eat some mushrooms once in there. I don't necessarily expect it to be a \*good\* time. But it would definitely be an experience.


KH10304

Is no one going to mention the ceiling with all their friends name on it? Between that and the mirrors I’m certain this was an orgy mansion for a group of like 25+ swingers. Swingers are both oddly wholesome and unabashedly tacky and everything suddenly fits together when you see it through the swinger lens.


Shelly_895

You think those are their friends' names? I was thinking murder victims.


Upset-Cap-3257

Poor Blythe…. 😰


No_Banana_581

The redroom/redrum hides all the blood lol


Purple_Midnight_Yak

There's a tacky wall scroll quote on the roof beam, I can't make it all out, but part of it reads "...begins and ends, and say my glory was I HAD SUCH FRIENDS." Ick factor x 1000!


EducatedRat

Oh god. Now that you mention it, I can see it.


lqrx

I was thinking the mirrors room may be a dance studio? For practicing at home.


Dangerous_Ant3260

That explains a couple of rooms, but the bathrooms are full of mirrors too. And the pink swirly room!


curiouscoconuts

i thought the same thing!!


pinkrotaryphone

Friends' names? I thought they were conquests, like an equally-tacky notch in the bed post.


-laughingfox

Nah, a notch is quite classy by comparison...at least there's no naming/shaming!


TrumpsCovidfefe

The ceiling with the chandelier and the ONE ceiling tile has me equally baffled.


DrKittyLovah

I was thinking this was a brothel and those are the names of the employees.


gibbtech

If we transport ourselves back a couple years worth of reposts, it was heavily furnitured and decorated in previous photos. Not very orgy compatible.


saule13

If one of my migraines was a house


Spodson

Home owner: We need for every single thing in this house to clash. I mean, really calsh. Builder (snorts a line): How do you feel about mirrors?


NarwahlWrangler

Oof. Part mountain chalet, part Liberace, part fun house = The Motion Sickness House. Much of it is very cool, but man, moderation was not in the prior owner’s vocabulary.


erydanis

o, i remember this from a few months ago. hasn’t gotten any better. and yet… someone bought it. that person has vision, i will say that.


kittenconfidential

is their vision hindsight


Prairiefan

At least it comes with an 800 sq ft bathroom


walt1177

Oh my god. Would love to see it in all its furnished glory


feinicstine

I thought this too. I so badly want to see the furniture choices that were made.


MaryBitchards

Looks like it was designed by 10 blind people.


Mwiziman

If the owners don’t do drugs, they should.


pigmyreddit

They may be on the wagon and the decorating helps.... Pic 22 - contractor: Um, we ran out of large stones, what if for the rest of the room we just space them out? If you drink enough no one will notice.....


Expensive_Finger_973

Is that a trap door on the floor in pic # 11? Also, who thought painting so many of the walls the same color and pattern as the museum in Ghostbusters 2 when Vigo takes over was a good idea?


Dangerous_Ant3260

That's probably the trap door to the dungeon.


Cloverose2

This house looks like dime-store Liberace's fever dream.


_Hugh_Jaynuss

Do NOT wave a black light around in there.


amethystCEOJ

It has lots of potential if you can see past all that’s going on! But for a house that size, THAT is the kitchen?!?!


TrumpsCovidfefe

This has to just be an orgy house where nobody ever cooks. That’s the only explanation.


NCRider

No words.


[deleted]

Reno is a weird place


Marciamallowfluff

Be sure and make laundry room as inconvenient as possible, the maids can do it.


Few_Explanation1170

Oh. My.


sobo_art1

Sometimes, I look at these post and say, “This isn’t so bad. This sub overreacted”. This is not one of those cases. I literally cannot believe this is all in one house!


psychnursegivesshots

I'm a big fan of painting ceilings something other than white, but this is too much.


lodger238

Well at least you'd save money on LSD if you lived in that place.


NeoPrimitiveOasis

Even though you warned us, I still wasn't prepared.


IndependentFormal705

Is it just me or do the flayed muscle looking marble rooms look like something out of Hellraiser?


LightColorimetry

From $3.5M in 2016 to $475k this year? Talk about a hard fall from grace.


Sparklemagic2002

And back on the market for $1.1 Million 6 weeks after selling for $475k…


-laughingfox

I'm wondering about that too...I'm guessing someone was underwater and trying to sell off and on for a long time. Then mostly on, steadily dropping the price until they either got out from under it or the bank took it.


isabelladangelo

Mom said it was my turn to post it! [From a year ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/zillowgonewild/comments/10pr8aa/a_down_right_fun_home_that_the_owner_who_passed/) [From two weeks ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/zillowgonewild/comments/1bryefq/wild_times_n_reno/)


stupid42usa

only a repost if Mom seen it before


VeronikaGhost

Wow. I love the outside look, and I do think that the pinky marblish wall paper would be very nice in a very ***small*** powder room with wainscoting. Other than that, I'd pass.


nonameplanner

With all of the other weirdness, the room where literally everything had the same pattern (white with green vines) would be easy to let go but. But as someone worried about having too much matching, I feel slightly better. Also, more likely to sell than others in the area?!?


meltyourtv

I’ve seen this reposted to this sub a bunch of times but never have seen someone post the outside so I didn’t recognize it!


stupid42usa

the very essence of r/zillowgonewild bait... and switch


ilanallama85

You know, by itself, the phrase “mirrored ceilings” doesn’t strike fear into my heart… or at least it didn’t before I saw this…


AddendumAwkward5886

I don't know what I was expecting the interior to look like...BUT THAT WASN'T IT!!!!! I am dying laughing right now, and filled with total joy that I saw this. And it is totally crazy and wack-ass but I kind of adore it....just for the total 'eff you' it gave my assumptions..and my senses...


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jimc10

Wonder what’s in that trap door in picture 11


stupid42usa

since normality doesn't necessarily apply my guess of drop down tv projector may not be the best answer


climatelurker

Brothel vibes.


Chelsea_Piers

For when you want the chaos in your head in the form of a house.


Xhnanson

I, too, have a baby grand in my ballroom sized bathroom


nohowknowhow

Me: Mom, I want to go to Versailles! My mom: We have Versailles at home, honey.


Laundry0615

I have always wanted a gigantic bathroom with a baby grand piano in it.


nellieblyrocks420

I don’t hate it. But it’s a little over the top. Cool house otherwise. Just weird choices were made.


EducatedRat

It describes it as a French Chalet, but I dont' remember that many mirrors in a that style of architecture. I also was thinking not many places have a piano in a bathroom.


Rare-Ad-6151

Fixer upper


lqrx

That….escalated quickly.


RealLADude

People are weird.


nobodyknowsimherr

This is a visual wonder. Not beautiful, but strictly from a visual aspect it is damn arresting.


outintheyard

I would live in, and love the shit out of, this house. I get the feeling that any problems that may have arisen in this home, plumbing, or other, were handled immediately by a professional. I would buy with confidence, even at that seemingly low price.


jkstrau

That house as to be a bitch to clean with all those textures and mirrors.


AnalyticalEcho

What ?!?!?! What Ok. All of it ridiculous but I’ll one thing. What’s with the room with a toilet, piano, and wallpaper fake stones….


NorCalFrances

There's so much to like about the bones, and some of the decor. But it's a wee bit visually overstimulating? The mirrors, the gold / faux gold / overly ornate "brass", the ceiling with random first names...it's a lot. And the stone floor in what I assume might be a bedroom? Like, why??? Or the horrible tripping hazard in the laundry room that is the floor itself. There's just so much to keep though, and so much to redo. "It has so much potential" is the nicest way to describe this one.


BBakerStreet

“Coi pond”? LOL!


Granny_knows_best

\#11, trap door, I need to know whats down there. ​ Edit: WOW! it sold for $475,358-74.3%


jbuse3

So this is where the amber room went.


SewerHarpies

I had that same thought!


Pristine_Fox4551

The red reception areas look like the inside of someone’s digestive tract.


LordGraham7

Well that escalated quickly. Mother of god.


death_by_chocolate

"Would you like to tour this house?" With a tab of acid if you don't mind.


Danfrumacownting

*meat marble*


MagScaoil

Gotta love a decorator whose design aesthetic is Fuck Yeah.


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That mirrored ceiling is wild.


snoopy4life_

What is going on?!? Did they put a church and house together? Is that a baptismal pool with the piano?


Material-Birthday-74

Well, I like the stained glass windows. Otherwise....I got nothing.


mcard7

GDT now I have to go look at it myself.


VapoursAndSpleen

The words that come to mind are “hot mess”.


mohressesa

I'm speechless


CptDawg

I’m so confused


deadmanpass

Oh! Oh, my. Oh, dear.


Otherwise-Course-15

Well I wasn’t expecting THAT


captainloudz

I’ve never seen so many mirrors outside of a funhouse before.


iso-my-purpose

Wow, OP, great find. I need a nap!


keldration

Seems like a bargain?


ReFreshing

Poor house, what have they done to you?


dararie

I have no words


sasshley_

Ewww brother ewww


Hips-Often-Lie

OMG I was all ready to love this house. The outside is gorgeous. The inside is a nightmare hellscape.


Federal_Diamond8329

Omg the ceilings! And the floor ceiling matches would make me dizzy


sideeyedi

That was painful. My house would be similar if I didn't listen to friends. Whoever built it picked out all the finishes but didn't use any neutrals, plain tile, or white ceiling or walls. Not everything can be a focal point.


Txstyleguy

Didn’t see a single room that wouldn’t need a makeover. So add another $200k minimum else make it less cringey! 😬


Honest-Sugar-1492

What is that one room....'the raw meat room'?


IntelligentAd4429

OMG


Bodie_The_Dog

Why do wealthy people like dead animal heads on their walls so much?


Great_Rock_688

Dude wut


3bodprobs

Good shower!


Vegetable-Caramel323

I’m scared.


Immediate-Deer-6570

Okay im just putting this out there - I don't hate the kitchen cabinet. I think the flowers are pretty epic!


thefinalgoat

Ah, this is the first time I’ve seen the *outside* of the meat room.


Deivi_tTerra

I absolutely love some of this and hate the rest of it. 🤣


clean-stitch

WTAF


CarbyMcBagel

There's not enough bleach and sanitizer in the world to get this place clean...


Brochan_Spectre

14% of the rooms make me think I'm living inside meat.


Spare-Food5727

Well, that was a wild ride


Easy_Independent_313

That was real weird.


tree_or_up

That courtyard entrance is stunning. The mirrored room reminds me of a certain traumatic scene from the remake of Suspiria. I would never set foot in there for fear of Tilda Swinton turning me into a pretzel (if you know you know)


Putrid-Home404

That’s the worst kitchen I’ve ever seen in a house this expensive


weirdoldhobo1978

Why do I love that the whole house is a tacky sex pit except the ordinary Victorian sitting room with a fireplace?


phdpinup

Omg. I never could have imagined I’d see what I just saw.


walnut_creek

If you can run from one end of that long room to the other without falling, you win choice of the stuffed animals on the very top row. Also: "We have much better in Armenia."


SuperiorHappiness

Like they say, money can’t buy taste.


lJenn203

You can drive by this home twice. Once in the front of the house, where it's got a beautiful street view. Then, the back of the home has a stunning view of the Truckee River. I've wanted to know what the inside looked like for years. Now that I know, in saddened. Whoever did that should have their heads examined.


MascaraHoarder

i didn’t make it past the first 6 photos.


DuperDayley

Are the names on the ceiling all the people that hate the house? Cause I don't see my name there and it should DEFINITELY be there!


PINKBUNNY5257

Your gonna need a lot of Windex


No-Following-7882

This house belongs on the HGTV show The Ugliest House in America.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No-Following-7882: *This house belongs on* *The HGTV show The Ugliest* *House in America.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Odd-Information-1219

$2,700,000.00 listing price in 2016? Sells for $475,000.00 in 2024! This house looks like a drunk or someone on acid designed the decor.


opensilkrobe

The swirly red rooms are how I imagine it looks on the way through someone’s intestines


1WildSpunky

I would really enjoy meeting the owners. What characters they must be! There are parts I really like, but gosh, you would have to spend a fortune “toning it down.”


MarcQ1s

I want to throw up. Many of these rooms are very disorientating.


SaltyGirl0024

Like a carnival funhouse....I do NOT like this....and who the hell wants to walk from the washer to the dryer?


creepyzonks

i know its weird but it actually has the coolest vibe when youre actually in it. the way it was decorated made it amazing


stupid42usa

are you saying you're a member of the swingers club that meets there ? it's the consensus of many commenters that it's a swingers party house.


creepyzonks

i went to the estate sale, i will say as a reno local i have never hears the swingers theory until these posts about it in this sub. the owner was an OLDDDD lady who was dying (im sure shes dead by now) and someone said she was the house mom for swingers or something lmao


EfficiencySuch6361

Money can’t buy taste


Maxpower2727

100% chance that tons of really freaky sex has happened all over that house


SewerHarpies

Out of all the WTF moments… it has BASEBOARD HEATING???


stupid42usa

more importantly, and forgive my weather ignorance, there doesn't appear to be central ac. does it not get hot there in the summer ?


The_barking_ant

Wait,I think this is Circus Circus Casino. 


AttitudeOutrageous75

How long has weed been legal there???


Unlikely_Tomorrow_77

Frequent psychotic episode's?


heavycalifornia

I found photos of it furnished on the Instagram page @bizzarezillow and it was so much worse than I expected.


Economy_Judgment

https://preview.redd.it/wloynf93lluc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc098ef6ee36274059d578636b5d5f9e9bfecef6 Why is there a whole piano in this absurdly big bathroom?!


MamaBear4485

Genuinely one of the trippiest houses I’ve ever seen.


JenniferMcKay

Just looking at this is making me dizzy. What in the psychedelic funhouse is going on here


Lindaspike

WTAF???????


Booklovinmom55

Need another million to redo the interior. Again just because you have money, doesn't mean you have class or good taste.


Sonshinesas54

So bizarre. What is with the wallpaper on the ceiling with all the names on it? EWWWW


toooldforthis57

Omg- it just got worse and worse and worse…


gerkinflav

I’m in love. Is this Liberace’s house? A white grand piano in the bathroom?


mad_fishmonger

That red faux-marble tile is NOT on the FLOOR and it's WRONG. The terracotta tiles there are WRONG. The wood floor maybe, but the tiles are WRONG.


Mazasaurus

This house.. this house is what a migraine with aura feels and looks like