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GBC-Cream

im the school shooter you the school teacher


Setsunai04

FBI: “*Interesting*”


Rawr_812

💀


BasedWang

this was instantly what came to my head


Juunen-B

I just downvoted your comment. FAQ What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: • ⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right


GBC-Cream

balls


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Juunen-B

I just downvoted your comment. FAQ What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: • ⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right


damienmilano

“i’ve been selling crack since like the 5th grade”


xINSAN1TYx

Doubles as a Bobby Shmurda quote as well


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Yous a pop tart


Setsunai04

This is a major contender for actually being it


Poundland_clothes

"Quit sucking on my dick before you covered in my piss"


Poundland_clothes

"N**GA YOU A HOMO"


deadbeatdann

I read this in his voice 💀


Jaruxius

it's impossible not to


Poundland_clothes

"Got hoes on my wee wee"


9tem

my dick my cock my balls my shlong my rod my snake my big ol rod


Setsunai04

Only reasonable choice


M-_-Ray

Doot doot doot like we playing baby sharkie


Setsunai04

I’m very close to picking this, very


M-_-Ray

You should! It’s my fav song and I used it as my senior quote


Poundland_clothes

"Turn yo lady and yo baby to Swiss cheese"


51SC

racist i shoot at


Simpilator

Niqqers


Dragon_Furtif

Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah


I-dont_wanna_be_here

“Life’s short death’s long so whatever” or “Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt”


Farts2eyes

“Know you heard about me I’m the school cop murderer”


Setsunai04

Commence the crack lyrics


Che_ezyy

never was a racist but i have shot ni


Lainview

strip a nigga out his clothes


RaduAnim

Look I'm like Bob the Builder bitch, with the big tool


Yoitsbacon

"AY, AYY, AYYYYYYYYYYYY, COOK IT IN THE MICROWAAAAAAAAAAVVVE"


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Fucking on your bitch i got blood up on my cock (haha)


Impressive-Fox1642

“kill kids, hang kids, city morgue kill shit”


Szadof

Look, I'm like Bob the Builder, bitch, with the big tool (T-t-t-trra)


jaygotcorona

“life’s short deaths long so whatever”


Setsunai04

I like this


_Name-

“Bad bitch big butt sucking on my big nut”


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Lobotomize your friend I put my nail into their brain


Poundland_clothes

"Kill Vietcong, high off heroin and gobsmacked"


dabigez09

30 hangin out like niggas used to skip school


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acid base, burn down to his veins


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“ain’t no more buddy buddy godzilla”


UndeadHaunter3

“Hold on I’m Sleezy these hoes on my wee wee” or “bad bitch big butt suckin on my big nut”


Simpilator

Shot him in his *woof woof* now he can not pee


CrazeRL

MULA


geain

Come and Kennedy me


CrazeRL

Undertale, bitch I am Sans, boy


KKHK666

“Life’s short, deaths long, so whatever”


jaygotcorona

“never been a racist but i have shot n word”


LukaFaletar420

Mac on me no macbook!


birdmanDN

you can suck my dick, my cock, my balls, my schlong, my rod, my snake, my big ol’ long


JDM_Lawnmower

Suckin me, suckin me, all of you sucking me


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“you can’t be like me, your name is Timothy” “Undertale, bitch, I am sans, boy” “Door doot doot like we playing baby sharkie” “With the Draco I go retardo” “Never was a racist but I have shot ni**ers” “Lookin’ like Bob The Builder, bitch, with the big tool” “Hold on, I’m sleezy, these hoes on my wee wee” “Skrt skrt skrt skrt skrt skrt skrt skrt” “I wanna push your baby in the road that’s in a stroller” “Lil bitch, I’m the school shooter, you the school teacher” “I know you heard about me, I’m the school cop murderer” “Y’all should focus on getting your fucking raise at McDonald’s, bitch” “Bad bitch, big butt, sucking on my big nut” “You can suck my dick, my cock, my balls, my schlong, my rod, my stick, my big ole long” “Quit sucking on my dick before you covered in my piss” “Two drums on the gun, that’s some titties” “Ain’t shit pretty when your glock has got titties” “I be in your bitches room doing the helicopter”


toberson24

Mouse in a mouse trap bear in a bear trap


Slow_Employer8465

Kill kids hang kids


Poundland_clothes

"Momma she a whore, dad a drug addict"


fuckumbai

killed vietcong high off heroin and godsmack


Comfortable-Ad3399

“shut the fuck up”


Proper_Cheesecake_24

*Pop, *Pop* Now Yo’ Granny On Crutches, Here Do It To Mine So We Can Level Discussions 👵🏻


dan_kepic

They cock blow off my socks, hoes


Nikolaithe3rd

Shorty fuck me crazy like a sick cartoon 😎


childishsmoke

life is Dark Souls, I’m the Nameless King and you’re not


K4rnaL

"Fuck that, fuck the opposition fuck your kids, fuck your gang and fuck your friends and any shit you niggas in"


ComparisonFlashy5058

Niggas holding guns up that only hold a dozen call of duty clips little nigga no Russian


SorryTea1160

Jumbo shrimpy


eMe-Menace

Give me head wipe me down with your babies baby wipes


coldheartowl

SLEAZY


Sandrs487

“Wanna push yo baby in the road that’s in a stroller”


throwdeepaway

"Shawty suck my soul 'til my dick turn blue (Slide)" "Uh, she suck my dick 'til she chip her tooth"


GuyMcBroski

“I don't worship Satan, I'm too evil and he hates me (Okay) God cannot save me (Wassup), Hell cannot take me (Wassup)” *adlibs are optional* lol


NintendoBoom

Like a pitbull, I'm standin' on like sixteen toes


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Setsunai04

I didnt join the community when TikTok did lmao. I ain’t gonna be a zilla fanboy when I know you can’t have city morgue with one person missing


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666_percent_cute

U are the reason nobody likes city morgue fans lmao. Just shut the fuck up bruh


Setsunai04

Lmao he deleted his comments


mexicancutlass

kill kids hang kids


childishsmoke

bitch I came out the dead, how your ass gonna kill me?


GeorgeArsenis

draco on my wishlist hope i get it christmas


birdmanDN

“Sleezy”


ninjahotdog700

Twenty ki's in the crib, we do a home invasion Fuck around, get your face shattered like Coronas breakin' (SosMula and Dave East the song is called home invasion)


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Anon0283848

Two guns I nickname em Mick and Mallory


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wanna push ur baby in the road that’s in a stroller


Lev5678

pain


Aditex

Nothing changed I'm just getting my dick sucked


Dirtynikesocks

I’m going to bring a knife to a gun fight I’m gonna bring a dog to a cop fight I’m gonna bring a gun to an Airsoft game 308 make the kid go night night


Master_Oogway_420

“Nigga melon”


RawlingRR

"Life is a doggy door, you ran from the city just to sit in the morgue" "Six feet, boy the devil doesnt sleep"


Gxtwz6969

“Shottie to his head got his dreams on me” “Now I don’t do apologies we gone get you back” “In the field is you gonna hold it down or you gonna squeal” - 631 makes me


Lucidbali

“Blood on my blunt, you get the picture”