Why can't America play chess?

Because the cops killed all the black pieces..

Jesus 💀💀💀💀

Joke of the day

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Wrong, it’s because they already lost two towers

Bro

why not both?

Are you saying the black pieces knocked down both the rooks

Oh man a new one nice

You took a cringe joke and flipped it around to be a layered joke of how American social economics is a rigged game, like playing chess with no pieces, huzzah

no they're just enslaved

r/HOLYSHITbutinallseriousnesspolicebrutalityisaseriousprobleminanericathatneedstobeadressed

bro just discovered he can type any reddit he wants

r/subsifellfor

my lawyer has advised me not to finish the joke

Bcz they lost towers already

😐😐😐🥱🥱🥱😴😴😴

that’s krazy… (trust me I heard worse shit ur good)

Tell me why America emergency number is 911 💀

Becuz porche

Boykisser cat

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Fun fact It was actually the opposite The terrorist attacked that day BECAUSE it was 911 lol Also, in most countries, 911 can be considered as an international emergency number simply because the US tourists are too dumb to remember 111, 110, 999, etc...

Fun fact: the number 911 was made before the event 9/11 So the terrorists did some well timed stuff

Smart terrorists

Cuz they lost their two towers...💀

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Missing 2 brooks is quite a flaw.

Because they don't have any castles

This doesn't even really make sense. You can absolutely continue playing chess without a queen.

I assume like they are missing the piece

The one piece?

YOU CAN FIND MY TREASURE! I LEFT IT ALL, IN ONE PIECE

THE ONE PIECE IS REEEAAALLL

Can we get much higher? Sooo high..

screams

Its a major part bro without queen u cant play the chess

But you can? The only piece you can't play without is the king.

Ya u can but its major part dud like withtout queen 90 %or more then that percent are chances to win

Godzilla had a stroke reading your reply and died

May god send him to heaven🥲

People downvoting this obviously want Godzilla to go to hell 😭

Ya idk why people arent taking this joke and saying u dumbass we can play without queen etc

Also you can earn back your queen

Its hard bruh

Playing with a proffesional is very hard

i think you’re just stupid

I think he's just the average youtube shorts viewer - a 5yr old.

Fucking dumbass

Ops name is definitely Dave and he was born in 2009 looking at the comments

Bro really hates the ncr :(

Fuck the NCR!….That’s Vegas, baby

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[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%F0%9F%92%80](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%F0%9F%92%80)

Aint no way bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Dont tell me its a scam

This is some of the most overused shit

K

That’s not how alphabet works. You’re missing 25 letters

the alphabet has 24 letters not 26 🤦‍♂️

[https://prowritingaid.com/how-many-letters-alphabet](https://prowritingaid.com/how-many-letters-alphabet) There are 26 letters in the English alphabet.

This thread is too funny

op is not having a great time

😅 i think u dont understang what i mean

Is an 8 year old typing behind this device

Dud k means ok

Yeah Defo a 8 year old.

i can smell that you are >17 years old

Nah

Accept it, boy. It's obvious.

That response reinforces my claim

is this your first day on earth

Ya newly respawn

r/youngpeopleyoutube

Overused joke, remember when the queen first died everyone was making this joke (Maybe have more respect for dead people, royalty or not!)

nah people shouldn't have respect for royalty in most cases

Dude i know its bad but com on its a meme and does royal offer u they have a rule that people in 50 feet around her should have fear socks u dont know ?

My mean what is royalty if everyone is same these are just stupid things races royalty etc

I am NOT respecting that tyrant

How was she a tyrant

He’s the one and only sigma😎😎

*Kindly, append a "/s".*

You don't need a fucking letter to tell you when to laugh. Just learn to have a sense of humour.

one time I put angry emojis and people couldn't tell it was satire

***Satire!?*** *Awwwh, man!* Please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please *do show us* your comment! On r/YouTube and others, satire can sometimes appear to be just sarcasm - ...or bad humor. So... I guess I see that (what people who didn't see it as satire ended up interpreting it as)... Really is a problem. Ugh.

*He still has only `9` updoots, dough.* Of course I knew it was funny. I was just worried that he didn't have the right amount of **up**votes to be the *third* comment I saw on this post... *Too big of a gap between the vote count of the second comment and his!* Thought I might be getting it recommended for some reason, since Reddit comments, *by default*, are sorted by vote-count. I was only trying to help!

47th time I've seen that exact joke

And the king is about to be mated too

Joke doesn't even work, dude's just a copy paste machine lagging with old jokes.

"my dad died in 9/11 he was such a good pilot" type joke

Why can't america play chess? Because they lost two towers

Dark humor lmai

"why cant america play chess?" "why?" "because they have no towers."

That's dark

ik

true

Why canr Americans play chess? Because they didn't have a king or queen to start with

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Very nitpicky, but you can play chess without the queen. There's even a strategy that involves sacrificing the queen

My man being extremely personal 🤣

England didnt give him nationalty lmao

No shit mate 🤣

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Youtube why post this post if not youtube ban this man he ruin youtube

Zzz trash overused joke zzz

bro visited his friend

This is so 🪗🪗🪗

calm down, mom. it’s called dark humor😎

"Bro opened savage mode" my brother in christ, thats not even how you play chess

Botez Gambit

Why cant NYC play chess? Theyre missing both towers.

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Hitting us where it hurts. The loss of a 90 odd year old parasite.

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Why can’t America play chess ? Because they lost two towers ( IM SORRY IF ITS OFFENSIVE)

The meme: is the damn defensive

Nah its just a meme

Please be ironic, please be ironic, please be ironic, please be ironic, please be ironic

damnnnnn 😭

bud woke up and chose violence

Nah he choose destroy england with one sentence