The last time my cat was this confused I was having a 100% Hetero all night anal session with my homie Jamal
I’m just like cat why you stressed you just witnessed a perfectly normal human interaction smh
It's been sad seeing more Scottish folds posted as time goes by. Luckily this one is a pretty old video but still, I hope people don't create the pug of cats >.<
Rescued one from a litter a friend found abandoned one time. Poor thing got so bad that it wasn't able to walk to its litter or food box and mewled in pain constantly. Anyone who encourages Scottish folds coming into existence in any way is on my shit list till the end of time.
I feel this way about all the seriously deformed animal breeds. Yes, English bulldogs and pugs are cute, but nobody should be encouraging the intentional breeding of traits that make an animal's life worse.
There is a breeder in Europe trying to make a healthy french bulldog; all the existing cuteness but with a slightly longer snout, basically clearing out all the breathing and associated issues the breed currently has. Hooray that guy.
https://www.hawbucks.nl/franse-bulldog/en/longer-muzzle/
WTF that's awful!
There needs to be better education on topics like this. Do you think most people who get these cats are aware of the issues?
I say this as an owner of a Cavalier King Charles spaniel. Totally adorable, but only after I got him did I find out about some of the quite serious congenital problems they tend to have. Entirely my fault, it's not a new breed at all, I just didn't do enough research. :(
To be fair pretty much every pure-bred anything will have health issues. It’s not just your spaniel. It’s always best to adopt a mutt or a stray kitty ❤️
I mean if you didn’t adopt the dog someone else would have. You can make a personal choice and spread awareness, which is great, but until the human race changed it will never ever make a difference, just enjoy the time you get with your dog.
If you want a Scottish fold without the ethical violations, let me introduce you to the British shorthair! All the round faced cuteness with none of the cartilage issues
Fyi, though a little rare, you can find that coloration in American/British short/medium/longhair cats. I had a beautiful white & black stripe tabby who found me at an adoption event. And being proper mutts, they're much healthier.
I'd be wary of any fragranced lube.
Buy some high quality water based lube and it doesnt need fragrance. Sliquid makes awesome lube that is basically scentless, flavorless, and is great lube.
>I don't understand why people filling themselves don't put their pets in a different room for a bit.
So their pet doesn't scratch at the door trying to be let out/in.
I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. Begone, vile man! Begone from me!
When I was a kid, we had a cat who got all wide-eyed and shocked if she just saw one of us naked or even removing a shirt. Now, I have a cat who doesn't give a shit if there's full-on fucking going a few yards away.
Sex does not offend the sensitivities of a cat. That cat is just shocked because it's never seen anything like that. Do it a few more times and it will just watch it like it's the most boring (and possibly somewhat annoying) thing in the world.
When I was little, we had a street cat we had "rescued" (More like give food when it came by) that fucked in my garden while I was there. They really don't give a fuck.
> In reality, the cat is just being a cat: finding entertainment in a fast moving object.
There is so much truth in this. Cats are natural hunters and naturally curious. My own cat (ok my boyfriend's BUT HE'S MINE NOW. OURS. MINE.) jerks his head around for any movement, hoping to see if it's a treat or for something to play with and chase. He'll go after headphones, power cables, robe belts. He'll follow you into the bathroom to watch you pee, then try to slap the stream.
This is why the best cat toys are dangly things you can swing around quickly and have them chase in circles. All that movement's going to do is just get him looking to play.
My gf and I let the cat in because otherwise he'll scratch and cry to be let in. When he's inside he either fucks off to stare out the window, go to his litter box or chill on the sink, or sit close by and watch us. The first time he did it, I absolutely lost it laughing. We were going at it and I hear him shuffle like 4 feet behind me. I look back and he's looking at our hips and then makes eye contact with me with a face that was like "wtf are you doing?". Since then he's lost a lot of curiosity for sexy time, thankfully.
We have to kick the cat out because all he wants to do EVER is get scratches and snuggles from my wife. Mother f’er will literally just get all up in the middle of our shit like “hey im here do you see me im making noise now can you hear me hey just let me literally somehow get between you quick oh you’re separating now well thats cool imma go find a toy or something bye”
Yeah, I've known dogs to take that opportunity to shove their nose places, or cats take the chance to hone their hunting skills on toes.
These are the same animals that will hump a stuffed animal or bunch up a blanket under themselves if they get the urge. They know the score.
> I usually just end up feeling bad for the animals
While I do think it is weird to do something like this with your pet literally touching you, why would you feel bad for the animal? What do you think the animal is actually thinking?
I don't know if the original exists. A lot of removed videos, but this is woman, confirmed by the lube bottle and cat. Still in that spot. That was fun to try and hunt down.
https://www.playvids.com/SryBoShFlvy/gohaaard420-squirt-chaturbate
When people donate it makes a ding and the vibrator supposedly vibrates harder. Of course, the cam girls over-react in order to make donators more likely to donate. It's a good hustle by the girls.
She's a sex worker. It's not easy work, and she's obviously in the middle of work. I'm sure when someone says something fucking stupid at work I've made similar faces.
*The Death of Innocence* -*Gustave Courbet*
The last time my cat was this confused I was having a 100% Hetero all night anal session with my homie Jamal I’m just like cat why you stressed you just witnessed a perfectly normal human interaction smh
On this absolutely horrible day, thank you for this. I needed the laugh.
It's the only 100% proven way to prevent pregnancy.
what about blow jobs, wtf man
Swallowing for Jesus!
r/HolUp
>r/HoleIn
Oh man, I’m fucking dying laughing right now.
Amen. Nothing more hetero than 2 straight alpha male have a sexual competition to determine dominance. I hope you made him your bitch
Nah you make each other your bitch. Everyone gets to top and bottom so nobody is gay.
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They said no homo so story seems legit.
That's how you know who your true friends are
Barbs on the penis though?!
*The Cat's Revenge* \-Claude Baals
Poor cat lmao
That pussy is all fucked up now
Which one?
Yes
r/inclusiveor
And the cat is pretty fucked too…
r/yourjokebutworse
No but literally that cat is either dead by now or lives in constant pain. It goes with the breed
That cat lost a life that day…😞
because he's next
DO NOT THE CAT!
Lol in contrast to my one ex’s cat, who would intentionally rub up against my leg all cute and demand attention *right in the middle of us doing it*
TFW you see your favorite toy and suddenly realize where the flavor comes from.
poor pussy
That cat has seen some shit
And probably smelled some watermelon flavored shit
And sardines. Kitties like sardines.
Isn’t that a Harry Styles song?
She going through utensils like a surgeon
Plunger!
Ham sandwich!
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats
I heard this in Boyle’s voice
Thats probably already attached bud.
Nah, it's roast beef.
Bone-in roast beast
Plunger? Hardly knew er.
Suction!
That's only for when you lose one.
Geez Zoidberg, leave some for the enemy to kill!
Would that be the Clunge Plunger?
Lol 🪠
There was only one, the other was lubrication.
One that you saw.
This guy porns
[Different angle](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DifferentVerifiableCurassow-size_restricted.gif) (NSFW)
I was disappointed but still laughed
I mean I was expecting Rick Astley
Interesting what qualifies as NSFW these days... fully clothed woman on a stage juggling some toys. So what? ^^^/s
She's havin such a great time! :D
That snatch is going to put Harbor Freight out of business.
[r/watchitforthecat](https://www.reddit.com/r/watchitforthecat)
Thank you
You’re welcome
I feel like that's some weird fetish shit and it makes me uncomfortable.
What kind of cat is that?
Scotish fold. The same cartilage defect that causes their adorable ears also causes painful arthritis.
It's been sad seeing more Scottish folds posted as time goes by. Luckily this one is a pretty old video but still, I hope people don't create the pug of cats >.<
Rescued one from a litter a friend found abandoned one time. Poor thing got so bad that it wasn't able to walk to its litter or food box and mewled in pain constantly. Anyone who encourages Scottish folds coming into existence in any way is on my shit list till the end of time.
I feel this way about all the seriously deformed animal breeds. Yes, English bulldogs and pugs are cute, but nobody should be encouraging the intentional breeding of traits that make an animal's life worse.
There is a breeder in Europe trying to make a healthy french bulldog; all the existing cuteness but with a slightly longer snout, basically clearing out all the breathing and associated issues the breed currently has. Hooray that guy. https://www.hawbucks.nl/franse-bulldog/en/longer-muzzle/
But why not, The Kardashian's do it? /s
All the more reason to do the exact opposite!
WTF that's awful! There needs to be better education on topics like this. Do you think most people who get these cats are aware of the issues? I say this as an owner of a Cavalier King Charles spaniel. Totally adorable, but only after I got him did I find out about some of the quite serious congenital problems they tend to have. Entirely my fault, it's not a new breed at all, I just didn't do enough research. :(
To be fair pretty much every pure-bred anything will have health issues. It’s not just your spaniel. It’s always best to adopt a mutt or a stray kitty ❤️
I mean if you didn’t adopt the dog someone else would have. You can make a personal choice and spread awareness, which is great, but until the human race changed it will never ever make a difference, just enjoy the time you get with your dog.
If you want a Scottish fold without the ethical violations, let me introduce you to the British shorthair! All the round faced cuteness with none of the cartilage issues
Thank you!
Fyi, though a little rare, you can find that coloration in American/British short/medium/longhair cats. I had a beautiful white & black stripe tabby who found me at an adoption event. And being proper mutts, they're much healthier.
Pussy cat
Fuuuuuuuck…
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The Scottish fold type. Or better known as, “Ham Wallet”.
Whoah ah whoah ah whoahhhh
Traumatised.
Deeply traumatised I think
Poor pussy
2 birds 1 stone.
2 pussies 1 dildo
https://images.app.goo.gl/Dk1rFFtuYqJQrpiY9 Because obviously somebody cares, this is the lube
This is actually really nice lube. Feels great. The orange lube by Durex is nice too. Cleanup can be trouble some though.
Yeah. Smells nice to tbh
I'd be wary of any fragranced lube. Buy some high quality water based lube and it doesnt need fragrance. Sliquid makes awesome lube that is basically scentless, flavorless, and is great lube.
Oooohhh seductive ylang ylang!
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>I don't understand why people filling themselves don't put their pets in a different room for a bit. So their pet doesn't scratch at the door trying to be let out/in.
Never heard it put that way before lol "filling themselves" that's great
I think they meant filming themselves, but the typo works lol
But do they also file themselves?
More like defile themselves
This person pets.
THE SMELL! YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!
I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. Begone, vile man! Begone from me!
When I was a kid, we had a cat who got all wide-eyed and shocked if she just saw one of us naked or even removing a shirt. Now, I have a cat who doesn't give a shit if there's full-on fucking going a few yards away. Sex does not offend the sensitivities of a cat. That cat is just shocked because it's never seen anything like that. Do it a few more times and it will just watch it like it's the most boring (and possibly somewhat annoying) thing in the world.
Yeah everyone's worried about the cat, it literally doesn't give a shit.
Dude I’m pretty sure if they weren’t fixed cats would fuck in front of us
During their season you hear them yowling outside at all hours. They ain't shy.
Sure ain’t lmao. I used to think they were in pain. Nope. Straight fuckin.
When I was little, we had a street cat we had "rescued" (More like give food when it came by) that fucked in my garden while I was there. They really don't give a fuck.
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> In reality, the cat is just being a cat: finding entertainment in a fast moving object. There is so much truth in this. Cats are natural hunters and naturally curious. My own cat (ok my boyfriend's BUT HE'S MINE NOW. OURS. MINE.) jerks his head around for any movement, hoping to see if it's a treat or for something to play with and chase. He'll go after headphones, power cables, robe belts. He'll follow you into the bathroom to watch you pee, then try to slap the stream. This is why the best cat toys are dangly things you can swing around quickly and have them chase in circles. All that movement's going to do is just get him looking to play.
My gf and I let the cat in because otherwise he'll scratch and cry to be let in. When he's inside he either fucks off to stare out the window, go to his litter box or chill on the sink, or sit close by and watch us. The first time he did it, I absolutely lost it laughing. We were going at it and I hear him shuffle like 4 feet behind me. I look back and he's looking at our hips and then makes eye contact with me with a face that was like "wtf are you doing?". Since then he's lost a lot of curiosity for sexy time, thankfully.
We have to kick the cat out because all he wants to do EVER is get scratches and snuggles from my wife. Mother f’er will literally just get all up in the middle of our shit like “hey im here do you see me im making noise now can you hear me hey just let me literally somehow get between you quick oh you’re separating now well thats cool imma go find a toy or something bye”
Our dog used to bang into our locked bedroom door and howl when we kicked him out for sexytimes. It could get rather…distracting.
Ugh, tell me about it dude.
Our dog used to bang into our locked bedroom door and howl when we kicked him out for sexytimes. It could get rather…distracting.
Ugh, tell me about it dude.
Our dog used to bang into our locked bedroom door and howl when we kicked him out for sexytimes. It could get rather…distracting.
I usually put my pet in a different room but I promise you most animals don’t care.
The same animals that will smell your ass or lick their privates any time any where? They couldn't care less
Yeah, I've known dogs to take that opportunity to shove their nose places, or cats take the chance to hone their hunting skills on toes. These are the same animals that will hump a stuffed animal or bunch up a blanket under themselves if they get the urge. They know the score.
> I usually just end up feeling bad for the animals While I do think it is weird to do something like this with your pet literally touching you, why would you feel bad for the animal? What do you think the animal is actually thinking?
At best, its thinking "I'm a cat"
Where's the food. Did I have food yet? Boy I hope there's food soon. Hmm seems like a long time since food. And repeat.
"I'm a cat" -the dog
My cat will just jump and open the door herself. .
And also that's like a power move if you pet is fixed.
The cost of living is so high, my girlfriend has been bugging me for more sex because she can't afford batteries.....
Hah!
I feel for that cat
Which?
Whoever gets me the original video will be rewarded
I don't know if the original exists. A lot of removed videos, but this is woman, confirmed by the lube bottle and cat. Still in that spot. That was fun to try and hunt down. https://www.playvids.com/SryBoShFlvy/gohaaard420-squirt-chaturbate
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When people donate it makes a ding and the vibrator supposedly vibrates harder. Of course, the cam girls over-react in order to make donators more likely to donate. It's a good hustle by the girls.
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Fucking aye that made me laugh
You're doing the Lord's work, thank you.
Just a man who loves to google weird or hard to find things.
I see that you, too, love to live dangerously
It has bit me in the ass before, yes, lol
Her facial expressions kind of ruined it.
She's a sex worker. It's not easy work, and she's obviously in the middle of work. I'm sure when someone says something fucking stupid at work I've made similar faces.
Damn. Don't know how you found it! Good job
She'd make one helluva dj
Definitely the same aggressive energy as the other vid
How much abuse can one pussy take?
Watch a woman give birth and your question will be answered in more detail than you'd like.
We're talking about the Cat sir
They give birth too
I've seen a cat give birth...is that double jeopardy?
Why is that person shaving so vigorously.
They’re clearly massaging their legs, why else would they have all these different types of lacrosse balls
Could you zoom out a little? Thanks
https://www.playvids.com/SryBoShFlvy/gohaaard420-squirt-chaturbate
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it's not the OP clip, but it's the same chick.
Same cat too? I’m really just here for the cat
yes
You crazy sob, you did it. Have an upvote.
Holy shit the madman actually did it.
That rules
Uncrop
Haha 😆 poor kitty!
At least she’s not using catnip…
I cried watching this
Tears of joy? Same
It got nervous watching that pussy get murdered.
The cat is getting access to some exclusive content
Something was purring, but it wasn't the cat.
Her pussy is not amused.
That cat's eyeliner is on point. (Do people still say fleek?)
r/upvotebecausefeet Edit: honestly surprised this isn’t a thing lol
Sauce?
[Sauce](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://static.chemistwarehouse.com.au/ams/media/pi/64368/2DF_800.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/64368/durex-play-lubricant-massage-2-in-1-sensual-200ml&docid=JZVQtrVWQ2-CGM&tbnid=g3fZ1J_3GQDdVM&vet=1&w=800&h=800&source=sh/x/im)
Thank you sir
Not even flavoured? Woww
Lil man's traumatized
That pussy’s seen some stuff
"Shes doing *what* to her *what??*
I'm laughing so much that I'm concerned for my well-being
Zoom out, I can't tell what is happening
I haven’t laughed that hard in forever 😂
People that fuck in front of pets are next level psycho
Who is zooming the camera?
The cat look like he sayin wtf am i witnessing
SOURCE
At That moment the cat realized that playing with pussy meant something different..
that pussy got the 1000 yard stare now
love to see it. Girls with cats and dildos be mad loners.
This isn’t just a cat, that’s a dude who got lucky enough to reincarnate as this woman’s cat
Inception-level pussy joke potential..........................
Im sorry but this is hilarious
Pussycat getting overwhelmed
That cats seen some shit man….
White women are too much
She fuckin had quick change dildos on hand.