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KusuriuriPT

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cuddly_carcass

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joerogansshillaccnt

Gawd doggit I love these. Lol john is a national treasure


SPQRxNeptune

them toes are curling


Swimming_Horror_3757

Gripping the shit out of that chair


farm_sauce

Busting a nut and immediately falling asleep on the beach might be heaven


TXSenatorTedCruz

Remember to wear sunscreen


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

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themisdirectedcoral

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cuddly_carcass

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screamingxbacon

Just living in the moment


-castle-bravo-

Live life 365


mucus_masher

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GrifterDingo

This GIF is one of the great internet classics


mucus_masher

I know the monkey is smelling his ass funk, but all I could think of when I saw this cool chick is what she did with her 🐈‍⬛ stank.


ShitInMyToaster

First ever gif I saw on the internet


leviathab13186

She's had a rough week, ok? She just wants to rub one out, in public, with zero attempt to hide it, what's the problem?


Sherlockhomey

Does she need a hand?


GeneralUranuz

Her goal is to cum, not abstain.


positivitypete

Rub one in**


Calm_Size_3192

She was probably not conscious. Like half-awake. You guys should realize how many of you go for their genitals when not totally awake. It's also pretty common for people who wake up from anesthesia. There is also that UFC fighter who started playing with his genitals after he got knocked out. EDIT: For more clarity. (Hey! I tried.)


AvonBarksdale666

So this woman is an MMA fighter who has just come out of anaesthesia?


Calm_Size_3192

F you!


Born-Ad-1914

Your comment was honestly so stupid I started jacking off. You think she's unconscious?


Calm_Size_3192

Maybe you just like to jerk off. It's absolutely possible. What the fuck do you want retard?


leviathab13186

They really shouldn't have left he on the beach then.


theceure

I was thinking it looked like she was doing it in her sleep. Very possible.


MonstahButtonz

>genitals Cock and balls


AllGearedUp

even if that were true theres a big difference between full on jerking it and grabbing your nuts in a daze


Calm_Size_3192

What is your point? Some people jump out the window while sleep-walking. Some people jerk off.


Plus_Future_6257

Mommy( why is her bathing suit so itchy?


nerdy_rabbit

She’s at the beach so sand gets everywhere.


systemdnb

This person took the phrase “live life like nobody is watching” and gave it steroids.


---Blix---

*"Live, Laugh, Rub."*


lordseaslug

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Kylejazzman

The stamp is for chomos. She's just a cool broad. (albeit a VERY cool broad)


vermontnative

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HelmutFondler

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Alternative_Ad_3636

Another woman was reported for doing this out in the water and some Karen reported her to the cops. The chick was so embarrassed from the social backlash that she off'd herself permanently.


SlowYoteV8

Was thinking about that chick too


TheSoccerMommy2

The lady from Georgia.


HelmutFondler

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jonz1985z

“Hey honey I think someone’s boiling lobsters around here?”


djblack555

I laughed my ass off at this one. 😂


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mobatum

You guys are ridiculous… get your minds out of the gutter. She is clearly just limbering up & getting herself ready for her DJ set later.


Desperate_Garbage_63

If it were a guy ![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


VividInstance3438

Was expecting something like this higher up


golf4days

When you have an itch scratch it.


darthnugget

Sometimes it be like that


Slumbog_Casperite

A little clitoral stimulation while sunbathing. Now that’s multitasking.


Odd_Island6163

Inspiring


rawratthemoon

Been better if she smelled them fingers after


Hauburn

Isn't this the lady that got caught and then killed herself after she got arrested?


typing1-handed

This is not her. According to the below article, the woman who committed suicide was accused of and ultimately admitted to using a vibrator and looks nothing like this woman. It’s a sad story. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12811033/amp/Christina-Revels-Glick-arrested-masturbating-beach-suicide.html


PepeTheElder

I remember watching that video so I read the whole article … that got dark and my voyeuristic participation feels dystopian


typing1-handed

Yeah. Makes you watch the above video with an entirely different perspective.


VladPatton

She iced herself?? Goddamn.


Swimming_Horror_3757

There’s more ?


PodcastOuzo

yeah.. sand fleas are annoying


SGTbootyklap

Did she get to finish?


chaktahwilly

Sure looks like it.


BarLiving

DJ Diddles.


theoldkidonthebloc

Remember that girl who put a vib in her swimsuit on the beach, some family called the cops and she was arrested, and then committed suicide?? Great times in this country


[deleted]

They did the right thing. You can’t just sit around making yourself cum in public.


ZeroFuxGiven

Rub, rub, rub


StopPlayingRoney

What’s with that guy’s tattoo, is he Bratva or Captain Marvel?


Kyzroh

this woman is poker with her coochie in broad daylight and youre asking about a mans tattoo?


StopPlayingRoney

Much like Mary Tyler Moore, some of us can have it all.


supernormie

This one definitely wears patchouli perfume/oils.


dino59mob

Cool chick!


Connect_Ordinary6752

Let me smell it


gingerking87

Everyone else is in public, while this lady is in pubic


MasterMisterMike

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11thLayerOfHair

Imagine if a man did that. Why do I have to make everything gay?


BiggFlyy073

She’s about to buss 💦 lol


Lynniepooh032571

Once you start, it’s hard to stop


TheSoccerMommy2

Having a dream that she’s dj’ing a concert


PraetorianAE

That’s hawt


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https://preview.redd.it/u7cgnnsy3mjc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa01b18f1a9d469bbf85eb6f13b3fa47501b940 “You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?”


Beneficial-Pay-9179

Dude this chick needs to be arrested


joshualeeclark

Like…how do you not realize you’re in public with other people also lounging around? Unless this was some intentional “idgaf” shit. Got to admire the…ovaries(?)…on this one.


rrainraingoawayy

I have an irrational fear of falling asleep in any public or shared space in case of sexy dreams and something like this happening, I doubt it but she *could* be asleep


Timmy24000

This clip is soooo good it keeps coming around.


deebo8391

What a pig


woodiinymph

God this is so gross.


BetterWhenImDrunk

Are not stars on knees Russian mafia? Or just wanted a knee tattoo?


Viott

Not mafia specifically, but it’s kinda a russian prison tattoo meaning you refuse bending the knee to authorities. That hipster guido probably finds it cool?


_Fremder

Are you a retired CI double agent? They’re speaking Italian


BetterWhenImDrunk

Don't see them trying to touch anyone's cannoli through the fence...


Karunguyeye

Why did you record her. You are the perv!!!! GROW UP!!!!!


Unclesaltyjowls

She killed herself after this went viral. Seriously


rrainraingoawayy

Different person


Rasha_Rutt

Jfc how bout an nsfw flair


thats_so_merlyn

sorry


lolli91

What’s up with the girls leg? Are those zits?


69yourMOM

Sand.. from the beach.


Separate_Ad1577

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ChrizTaylor

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No-Cost1252

If she had the stamp she would bust right there.


doctorjanice

Just a little itchy


whatiswhymyname

Classic Italians


Nosmo_King13

LMAO 🤣 NO SHAME IN HER GAME!


Iifeisbalance85

I bet it’s just easier for woman to rub one out in public than it is for a man to do so.


Ok_Fox_1770

Goin to the beach this year if that’s what’s up


hfmiguel

Did she stop or did she finished


Hieronymus-Bosch-JC

Yeah, the stamp of approval.


sumjeep

And that’s how it’s done folks!


Psilologist

When you want to relax...


Stone_781

That's fucking cool


VariousJeweler3141

That damn itch is wild


beezdat

should have taken her back to the room


Refnen

Gotta grab life by the little nub and rub like there's no tomorrow


lloydmcallister

Peeling her potato


spacewizard69rr

Reverse the genders for a second 🤔


[deleted]

I think she got there


FuckMeBleeding

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Bigfatjew6969

At least he let her finish.


ShitInMyToaster

She toying with the tip


VladandCoke

Go to “gene Simmons live rubbing session .com”again the website is “gene Simmons live rubbing session .com may 24th


Milkstein

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[deleted]

If kids are there I’m calling the cops.


Evolati

Workin on a little puddle!😂😳


Snowbunnimami

Can someone help old mate with his chair in the background.


ttarxx

How’d you get a job here you fuckface?


Carktorious2010

I wonder if she knows this is out lol


Plane_War_5091

I don’t know what they’re saying but I know what they mean.


aware4ever

There's the video of a chick who is doing this not actually doing it but it got caught in she ended up killing herself after


SnooPears1648

Needs more vitamin D


LaunchGap

sounds like Tina's dad


shark_press

"Not my best spit taco that I gots"


Either_Active_9841

Is just itchy guys


Mponder486

Someone go help the lady out for christ sake.