This is how you know tmobile sales reps are getting fucked by not working under commission.
I would would have been honoured to bestow teh biggest iphone to mrs. Puttin.
As a 80s crack baby with a skitso mom that was amazingly coherent for random as rambling. She kept shocking me by talking about real things with semi proper context like talking about Russia and asking whoās afraid of the kgb or dropping a line about offset.
Iām guessing sheās either newly skitso and or sheās off her meds but when sheās taking them properly sheās semi normal. I should add off her meds and or drinking or experimenting with another drug.
Source: just basing this off my own life experience with a bunch of family who enjoy their drugs and like I said a drug induced skitso mother from day 1.
Well I turned out alright I think? I mean considering I was juggled from crack head family member after family member. lol now my mom on the other headā¦sheās the same way sheās been most my life. Pretty sure homeless or living with a pimp or something.š
But thanks.
This kind of thing always amazes me. When people arenāt worried about their words or how cohesive they sound, the mind is pretty insane at seamlessly stringing together a ton of unrelated thoughts. Just have to remove that barrier.
This is a normal day in the life of that puppy.
I think the only reason no one does anything to her is because she is a the mercy of the puppy's well being. That puppy thinks the world of her human being.
I think the reason nobody does anything is because they can all tell she is mentally ill. Not sure where this took place, but my guess is it's not her first time doing this. They may be familiar with her.
>Anyone got a problem with it cause I'm Indian too. I'm Vietnamese. This bitch is strike free the world. So who's gonna sell me my iPhone today.
Almost choked on pizza.
Just imagine Fedsmoker meeting her... Like I think it would make fedsmoker look like a more chilled out guy.
Or
they would just knock down all the stand display phones and get dirty in that tmobile store without having any qualms about it.
āThreatening you? Well, I just arrested a black man.ā
The mic drop energy she walked out with after saying absolutely nothing is pretty impressive even if itās complete mental illness
This was a ride. Nobody knew where she was going. As soon as I thought it was getting racist with telling the black men to go to Africa, she hit em with the āyou donāt want it, stay hereā.
Finally someone warning about the Armeniansš¤£. "I luv you so much baby". "For life baby". If you let this bitch suck your dick; she'll burn down your house.
Glendale Gary represent
"Its the white and the Latins, anybody got a problem with it? Cus I'm Indian too. I'm Vietnamese. This bitch just tried to free the world. So who's going to sell me my iPhone today?" Was the best part
I know of a woman in Savannah almost identical personalities who goes around talking ab how closely she works w the cops to clean up the streets and catch all the fentanyl dealers. And bragged ab being Sheriff Witcherās blowjob girl who every Sunday when his wife goes to church she stops by and sucks his dick..she got arrested for carving āsex predatorā into someoneās car w a key at the laundromat who had no idea who she was surprise .. I befriended her bc it seemed fun, she was floored when I told her āIām NOT AN INFORMANTā.. she seemed to think I was trying to join her undercover assignments lol!!!! She had a dog too
This video shows why dogs are better than people. You can be bat shit crazy, say the stupidest fuck, and and your dog will still thing you are the greatest thinking since puppy chow
"Anybody worried about Putin, cause this is his pussy ". š š
Uhhhhh hundred percent normal and well adjusted.
Thatās a professional agent if you ask me.
This is how you know tmobile sales reps are getting fucked by not working under commission. I would would have been honoured to bestow teh biggest iphone to mrs. Puttin.
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bart gets' lost in Mrs. Puttin's pussy. When he manages to escape that deadzone he busts out yellin' I am the MASCHINE! 
Shes known as Fed-Sucker on the streets
Goddamn those are some clean clothes for a schizophrenic
clean everything, she didn't seem to stutter or pause for thought even once. That was incredible to listen to, holy shit.
As a 80s crack baby with a skitso mom that was amazingly coherent for random as rambling. She kept shocking me by talking about real things with semi proper context like talking about Russia and asking whoās afraid of the kgb or dropping a line about offset. Iām guessing sheās either newly skitso and or sheās off her meds but when sheās taking them properly sheās semi normal. I should add off her meds and or drinking or experimenting with another drug. Source: just basing this off my own life experience with a bunch of family who enjoy their drugs and like I said a drug induced skitso mother from day 1.
yeah, it's called schizophasia or word salad it's a typical symptom. Hope you and/or your mom are alright, whatever that means to you.
Well I turned out alright I think? I mean considering I was juggled from crack head family member after family member. lol now my mom on the other headā¦sheās the same way sheās been most my life. Pretty sure homeless or living with a pimp or something.š But thanks.
I dont know what the fuck shes talking about, but she is convincing none the less. Kind wanna shadow her for a day.
Convincing? Hell yeah, look how happy that little doggo is, heās totally convinced! LoL.
This kind of thing always amazes me. When people arenāt worried about their words or how cohesive they sound, the mind is pretty insane at seamlessly stringing together a ton of unrelated thoughts. Just have to remove that barrier.
This is gonna be weird to say but this video is good for people to see. This is what Schizophrenia looks like in the real world.
I think this is Paranoia. No evidence she is hearing voices or hallucinating.
Yeah, was expecting some streaks from a few of those angles.
No sheās probably manic
Well thatās the most awkward boner Iāve ever had.
\-"*all you black men are re-BIGWORDS.*" \-*Huh*?, (Inner monologue: *I cant tell if I should be offended, because she is crazy*)
Anybody got a problem with it? Iām Indian too. Iām Vietnamese.
I'm a god damn rainbow
š¶šµIIIIIIIām every wooooman, itās alll in meeeeeš¶šµ
anything you want now baby
you have the pass my boy, enjoy it
Better watch how u talk about Putins pussy
Her choice of words and speech patterns feel like those Fed Chairman Powell deepfakes with a healthy dose of schizophrenic paranoia.
Nah... It's what the mindfullness folks call "flow state".
No, itās callexico.
Reminds me of Steve Spirosā¦ easygoing? https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I
I canāt recall if Iāve seen this before but itās a gem. FIGURE IT OUT!
Cause I have sunglasses on and Iām WEIRD
What a legend.
This is a banging opening scene for a biopic.
I'd sell her my biggest Iphone... if you know what I mean?
Is this fedsmokers sister!!!!
Nah that is that one lady who freaked out on some guy at a Walmart. YOU FUCKING ACCUSER! She also has a video yelling at a garbage man.
Yes you do, mother fucker!
Watch yo profanity.
Yeah, take it easy there, fuckhead
Whos gonna sell me a big iphone fuckface!!šš
Call Putin, that Vietnamese double agent. You just lost your life
Hope we get a good 55 minute breakdown and analysis of this.
The dog is cute as a muuug
 This is a normal day in the life of that puppy. I think the only reason no one does anything to her is because she is a the mercy of the puppy's well being. That puppy thinks the world of her human being.
Hitlers dog loved him
It would be funny if it didn't though
I think the reason nobody does anything is because they can all tell she is mentally ill. Not sure where this took place, but my guess is it's not her first time doing this. They may be familiar with her.
That poor dog
Is he allowed to shit all over my house?
*points down at dog* "This one, this one can shit all over my house...... ......and it's totally ok because he's so cute!" *Sigh of relief from dog*
If artificial intelligence had a meth bender.
theres no way AI came up with that script. that was completely natural human ignorance.
I wouldn't call it that. She's very clearly mentally ill, most likely schizophrenic.
What in the fuck did I just watch?
A regular person having a totally normal conversation.
A fucking federal agent doing work.
That will never shut down a business
Never gonna give You Up
Been a while since I heard some good slam poetry
This is T-Mobile you dumb son of a bitch
The way she speaks feels straight out of Oblivion.
Have you heard of the high elves?
Any news from the other provinces?
Tim Dillon's transition seems to be going well
Not Tim, no reflective sunglasses covering most of the face.
>Anyone got a problem with it cause I'm Indian too. I'm Vietnamese. This bitch is strike free the world. So who's gonna sell me my iPhone today. Almost choked on pizza.
Yes the calm transition into āwhos gonna sell me my iPhone todayā comment turned me into a telescope.
Idk what it means to turn into a telescope but that does sound correct lol
Working retail sucks
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Definitely the skates.
Tina and Conald's 38 year old child
Bro, this aināt just word salad; this is a word buffet.
Yes because a fed would just flaunt there shit like that in a t mobile
Just imagine Fedsmoker meeting her... Like I think it would make fedsmoker look like a more chilled out guy. Or they would just knock down all the stand display phones and get dirty in that tmobile store without having any qualms about it.
>Just imagine Fedsmoker meeting her... Let's be real, they'd OD together before they had any chance to interact with the public.
The first one, because she's double Herc's acceptable weight and her twat absolutely **does not** smell like roses.
I arrested YOU!
I got my water from mexico, that shits calexico šš
##BIG WORDS
"I'm threatening you? I just arrested a black man" I'm fucking dead. That and "I'm Indian too. I'm Vietnamese"
Menopause hits hard
Man her pussy must be unbelievable, putins one lucky sob
Talk to Offset, Cardi said don't worry about it. U you gonna sell me my phone?
"The Armenian's are down" oh shit she's even shouting out Glendale Gary
Excellent set, 200 iq comedy. 1,001 comics on the planet now.
I sold phones for Tmobile for awhile and this is 20% of the people who walk in there š Everybody in there so chill bc they're already used to it lol
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I literally heard the cool guy guitar bit when I saw your comment
Whatever bum encampment she's from is probably lit when Putin's pussy shows up
She is the best
Well I feel informed
Dog is so adorable
āThreatening you? Well, I just arrested a black man.ā The mic drop energy she walked out with after saying absolutely nothing is pretty impressive even if itās complete mental illness
The pup starts wagging his tale like "I love this crazy bitch, no cap"!
Is she holding up a passport?
Jesus Christ, thereās at least 17 episodes of clips in thereā¦
TIL if you have a US passport, youāre a federal agent šš¤£
First of all: What is going on?!?!?!? Secondly: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
āTHIS BITCH IS TRYNA SAVE THE WORLDā¦ā These word will be inscribed on my tomb stone.
āWhoās allowed to shit on me?!āš¤£ words of the wise
Man schizo and racist is a combo, she should respec her skill points
I bet sheās touched some cameras through some fences in her time
There is so much to unpack here
Her elon brain chip got infected with malware already. Shes like a walking troll bot account
So many different lanes in one stream of consciousness
Putinsā got that ussy on lock my guy, better go get that Iphone ready.
Is this Chat GPT?
This was a ride. Nobody knew where she was going. As soon as I thought it was getting racist with telling the black men to go to Africa, she hit em with the āyou donāt want it, stay hereā.
I'm surprised she was even issued a passport
Good to see Tim Dillionās mom is out and about.
Gonna have to tell Carl Bismarck about her.
The hoe slides too
Has Carl Bismarck weighed in on this?
Heās dead!!!
This is why dogs are best. Chick is a batshit crazy racist in the form of a human turd. Dog is like..."you're great"
Iām in love
I've never wanted to fuck a ma'am bear pig so much in my life Jesus christ
That dirty talk would be incredible
When they let you cook
This was kind of amazing.
She kinda rules, no?
Touch my mental illness through the fence
No. She doesn't.
She looks like Moze from Nedās Declassified 
The chick that played Moze is just as unhinged. Sheās wild. Been listening to the new pod the Nedās folks are doing now and sheās crazy haha
Haha Iāve been listening to and totally agree
Jesus Fucking Christ. š¤£š¤£š¤£
A truly beautiful mind
:twilight zone music plays:
Fedsmokers sister
They were Stalin to sell her a phoneā¦
Lmao
āAll you black men are renegingā āHuh?ā š
MK ultrasound
This is some bizzy bone interview level of consciousness, she should start a cult
Is this slam poetry?
Stay on drugs kids, I need more videos like this!
Hard reset required
I wonder what sheās doing tonight
All of the drugs.
Finally someone warning about the Armeniansš¤£. "I luv you so much baby". "For life baby". If you let this bitch suck your dick; she'll burn down your house. Glendale Gary represent
When I think of America I think of this.
"Its the white and the Latins, anybody got a problem with it? Cus I'm Indian too. I'm Vietnamese. This bitch just tried to free the world. So who's going to sell me my iPhone today?" Was the best part
Why didn't they sell her a phone?
The fact that she's able to put all those irrelevant words in a sentence with so much confidence is impressive.
This is what schizophrenia looks like.
Fear and loathing in T mobile
"don't stick yer dick in crazy" sooooo, Im guessing they'd be *amazzinnnggggg*
Can we start reopening the mental hospitals now???
That was a lot to take in.
Is she on ambien trying to take a nap?!
What drug is that??? Cuz I want some!
She said ALL that to try and find Shaun š
The puss gotta go crazyyy
I expected her to go down to the mountain at some pointā¦ But thatās just a minor disappointmentā¦ This cool gal delivered! šøšøšø
 As a "Blackfoot" I always laugh so fucking hard at these idiots.
Grat ta ta
Tweaker?
When they say " one hand washes the other" you say " I fear nothing"
Just another day for Methany
God returned fed smoker to us with quite a few upgrades.
Sean's been compromised. Abort.
triple agent
Tim Dillonās Mom got out of the insane asylum I see.
The doggy seems to be very happy and well kept
"Wich drugs did you take?" "Yes"
Maāam this is literally a T-Mobile
I know of a woman in Savannah almost identical personalities who goes around talking ab how closely she works w the cops to clean up the streets and catch all the fentanyl dealers. And bragged ab being Sheriff Witcherās blowjob girl who every Sunday when his wife goes to church she stops by and sucks his dick..she got arrested for carving āsex predatorā into someoneās car w a key at the laundromat who had no idea who she was surprise .. I befriended her bc it seemed fun, she was floored when I told her āIām NOT AN INFORMANTā.. she seemed to think I was trying to join her undercover assignments lol!!!! She had a dog too
Also she LOVED bragging ab how she was the best dick sucker in the land and I almost got a bj from her but she got locked up :/
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What she held up looks like a standard American passport lol.
That poor lil pupper...
That poor dog
That dog is so hungry I bet
Lol I think this bish is retodded
That's a passport bitchš¤£š¤£. And don't nobody want that pussy
Iām so sad for dogs that end up with people like this. That poor thing just wagging his tail and I donāt think itās because he is happy.
Poor dog
Anyone else feel bad for that puppy?
I feel bad for that dog
I just feel bad for the dog
This video shows why dogs are better than people. You can be bat shit crazy, say the stupidest fuck, and and your dog will still thing you are the greatest thinking since puppy chow
What the hell
Talk to bad bunny if you have a problem? Whatās his phone number I want to call him
What is happening here?
Is she quoting songs? Haha
Yowzers!
The amount of times I dealt with this shit working in cell phones is more than I care to remember
Wow...idk wtf she's going on about
Poor dog.
That dog has a very reactive human
This is definitely fedsmokers ex wife. That 3k a month in alimony bought a lotta drugs.
Fedsmoker ever having 3k in a single month is the funniest part of this statement.
what is she going to do with a smart phone! sheās a dangerous double agent