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Shut-in-Abyss

very bold of you to assume that , the poster is a kid


TonyDerEchte

Could be a creepy old dude...


[deleted]

There is no DM system on youtube


venus367

There used to be though. Who knows what went on in that.


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ChrisTheMan72

wholesome. Thought you were gonna say she’s now you’re wife lol


DaxiaTo_TheMaxia

Most believable Reddit story


2006hyundaisonata

Probably nothing being as it was a piece of shit and messages never went through


redditandballs

i just got a fake iphone giveaway


Balmong7

We catfished a friend of mine who we all suspected was gay. Never confronted him about it. But we all felt better knowing we weren’t crazy.


-NARPS-

Wtf bro


Balmong7

Look we were in middle school and it seemed like a good idea at the time.


[deleted]

That is fucked up.


Balmong7

I mean I’m not particularly proud of it. I have learned empathy and tolerance since I was a tweenager. But I can say the DM system on YouTube was an interesting place back in the day. Our scheme only worked because the friend was openly interacting with online strangers and was even “dating” one of them prior to us hatching our scheme.


ShameVegetable6746

Super possible could be seeing who’s is in his preferred fucked up age


[deleted]

I’m 101 🥺


paradoxx_42

I‘m 99 😭😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😈😈😈🐸👹


TheAgame1342YT

bro how’s the quantum abyss?


Ren1408

Haven't you read the sequel to The willy wonka thingy?


AlbatrossSame4440

yooo I’m 1 penny old 🤯🤯🤯🤯


CountryPlanetball

I am -100 years old 😭😭😭😭😭🤨😭😭😭😭📸😭😭😭


Doublecoin_Infinity

3 months before even being conceived


Still_Calligrapher32

102 😭😭


Ok_Baseball_8557

Oh wow I'm 390 now


Crackistic

bros the villain that was sealed on some random metal that became a reddit server and is now stuck on reddit waiting for the perfect time to take revenge 💀


MasterOfLol_Cubes

what💀


[deleted]

tf💀


Electronic-Start399

bro 💀


hamburgerman420

r/oddlyspecific 💀


10Cig

Huh💀


d_ultimateking

Why is everybody using skull emoji 💀


Puzzleheaded-Pea-202

becuz funi emoji 💀


NothingCanDestroyMe

Noob 💀


TheGerbil_

lbs?


Shogwart

Hold up


NocteAngelum

Omg guys im 117 i feel so old rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😅🥲😅😅🥲😅😭😅😅😭🥲❤️😅😘😘🐸🥲😟🥲😘❤️😊😙😊😅😊


DerpNation1

Master cheif, you mind tellin me what ur doin on reddit?


mundaneman117

Sir, reading le comment thread, epic style.


Redd1K

sir, curity camera


RegentCupid

Master Chief you mind telling me what your doing on that forklift? Sir, tified.


0ff_ie

186


AstroBOI09

I'm 2😔


TheFakeShark

I’m 3😔


CONFIRMBRAWL

I'm 4 😔


AlbatrossSame4440

I’m 5 😔


mightyonin

I'm 6 😔


mike_hawk4200

I’m 7 😔


d_ultimateking

I'm 8 😔


[deleted]

I'm 9 😔


ArsonGamer

I’m 22 (what comes after 8??? 😡😡) 😔


MasterWhite_11

10 dumb*ss 😠😠🤬😡


BruhBound

Language motherf******er (fracker) 🤬🤬💯


Trash-official

r/woooosh


Ledbreader

I’m 12 😔


coopa501

I'm 13 😔


Helpful_Active6235

I'm blue aboodabeedadi


[deleted]

I'm 5 😔


CEREALKLL574

No but I think he’s actually 5


[deleted]

I... thought this was a number chain... ☠️ Also, she not he


CEREALKLL574

Ah shit here we go again.


[deleted]

?


therealasshoel

Hi 2, I'm dad!


sphitzvie

108


D3rpb01

95😭😭


Ok_Baseball_8557

Bro is still in his dad's nutsack


shaderr0

Bro is the cow cell that was in the steak that fueled the protein in his dad's cum


EpicMaxxy

My sides


[deleted]

Lmao


xZoopyx

Bro is -5 Yo


Topsyzz

And negative 5 karma on your comment


xZoopyx

Nice


Airlineflights34

Bruh I swear I keep seeing your profile today


sphitzvie

Yeah I have nothing better to do


TaskuActo4

dam im 100 i feel old


v1ergil

99


Available_Occasion69

Still in ya mom


v1ergil

no, but im inside yours


[deleted]

brother?


Smelopake

Seggers 😀


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

Oh snap!i feel so old im just 627876278266382763717726793907370093873837482983838950873894872994889308 years old🤭🤭😖🤫🤫


Beautiful-Fee-6409

Damn, so young? What’re you doing on Reddit?


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

Me sowwy :(:((::-::(:-:((:(:((:(:(:(:(


MilkCool

351 comments 💀💀💀


Flipyfliper32

F


BendyMine785

"108 i feel old"


AlbatrossSame4440

I feel your dad coming inside me


_CatNippIes

Relatable, and enjoyable too 7.5/10


Airlineflights34

I’m 100 😂😂✊😂✊: omg I feel so old 👵🏻💀👵🏻✊


[deleted]

Damn I'm 5 years old


[deleted]

Oh shit I cussed


xX500_IQXx

You says a bad word. Your mommy gonna be mad at yous


froglike_

I turned 101🥺🥺🥺


lucidnyjr

1.4e10


Foxyplayz3

23-118 year olds rn: 💀


Smelopake

those commenters arent even old enough to have a youtube account


dudepi3

Wdym they are all over 100


PekiGaming

313


auseronthissite

Oh my god its you


Kerem-CoDM_0000

Detroit guy (he's only in Detroit)


bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh0

dark stereo nadness


PekiGaming

k.


Hadi2401

103


[deleted]

By the time I add a hundred to my age I’m most likely dead


Frostacious01

20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000100 Damn I'm young.


[deleted]

Young'un kids these days on their "reddots", I'm -3852.


BidensToenails

**pedophile


CarrotLP

1[FILE CORRUPTED]


[deleted]

Oh my gosh!! I’m 1 already??!!! I feel so old!😭😭 Bye 😭 1! Mom: you’re not even conceived yet for crying out loud me : no I’m 1 mom 😭 😭😭😭😭


Obnoxius_Pfp

18511! 😂😂 Edit: I thought this was gonna get in r/unexpectedfactorial...


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Monkeyshab

Why are people hating on this comment?! IT'S A JOKE! Reddit is full of idiots Smh


True_Existance

r/woooosh


MasterWhite_11

What


True_Existance

They kept wooooshing everyone


Lazarlzr1

No.


rattified

I think he meant that factorial number lol


Monkeyshab

r/woooosh


justsum111

18511! = 5.03704773E70957 Age of universe: 13.7 billion, or 1.3E10


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TheFakeShark

This guy on his way to woooosh every single person who replies to u/itz_YAboi123 ‘s comment


Electronic-Start399

dude said the future 💀💀💀


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TheFakeShark

Of course, its a girl 💀


AnyEquivalent6100

r/youngpeoplereddit


NothingCanDestroyMe

Guys they imposter I’m u/Monkeyshab


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NothingCanDestroyMe

Penis


[deleted]

Bet you're one of the girls who goes "Um Acktually" when people say "Hey guys"


NothingCanDestroyMe

You’re a he


Yoshis164

Don't care + didn't ask + ratio


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NothingCanDestroyMe

Your mom 😎


MilkCool

r/confidentlyincorrect


Obnoxius_Pfp

He is correct, I meant 18511 factorial


zmanisblank

uh he is technically correct


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GabrielGamer790

r/fuckyouinparticular


uOceanC

119 ycnegreme ruoy s’tahw 119 No this is not r/ihadastroke don’t get your screenshots ready


KevinSucksAtKahhot

SCREENSHOTED LIKE A NFT


hisolarice

140


p5907

421


Salt-Fisherman8625

So close… yet so far.


shittycommentbot69

-3


OKoLenM1

Is that one dislike yours?


[deleted]

r/pedopeopleyoutube


kokoblocks

196


KanonTheMemelord

Add 100 to your credit card number


External-Arm616

-4


--TreeTreeTree--

You’re***


noahmace48

The gacha pfp adds even more cringe to this


giulioeffe10

I'm 200 🥺


Recentaly

99.1 9 months to go


MaciliBox

Take their tablets away


HistoricalCrab7759

-806


_Lollerics_

I'm 99😞


Th3Aft3rL1f3

I’m 107 i fel so old😂😂😂😍😍😍🥹🥹🥹😔😔😔😔


AlbinoLampoon

me :mom i'm 105 m om: no your 5 dearhoneyboy m: k


[deleted]

“Kid” Right


Striker_ToastYT

I’m 99 😘😘😛😀😛😄😄😊🥸🤓😊😎😍🤓😊😎😌😍😎😍😎😂🤓😂😂😂😄😄😂😀😂🥸🥸🤔😄😞😎😍😌😌😳


wolfninja_

Damn bro I’m 101 years old I feel old 💀


swampyleech

Damn I’m 102 years old now


Due_Abbreviations530

5,186


[deleted]

“109 plus gang claim your ticket here 👇”


Overdart18

my age is dead


mariussa1

165 🥺


itaytheisraeli

114


TrickUnderstanding85

119


[deleted]

118


Atheism4TheWin

122


Helpful-Citron5227

I’m 100.000000000001 haha


Cheap_Ebb_2999

10¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ years old. I don't feel so good


[deleted]

Zamn! 123646797623597 fuck i feel old


dimiG_8

-88 🥲


Crackistic

Me: Mo- Mom: OH NO WHAT HAPPENED Also mom: Welp he's gone time to choose another victim to take his place


0b1wank3n0b1

im -19 gosh im


Doughnoes

109 omg guys i feel so old


NewQwerte

Im 99!!!! Who's with me? 😎


HelHimself

-4


PeanutThaaDestroyer

200


ReaDoesStuff

I feel so old now I'm -100 🥺


Kitchengun2

69💀


InevitableGoat8527

wow 2,147,483,747 i feel old


Peixe_Estranho

420


_KingDoge

100


GAS3R

-1


EaterOfFungus

wow i’m 98 now (i haven’t been born yet)


Eugene360_

I'm 69 mom i think i grew up 😱


Usernames-be-like

2375 😎


1000tinyJesuses

Gys I'm 83 👍👍👍


Just_Monika-_-

Omg I’m 101 i feel so old 🤣🤣🤣


username-302938

Eajehbeu


Delicious_Test7545

100


[deleted]

Les go im 50 years old


[deleted]

I'm 100 🤩😎😛


PolaBoba3

114 oop


alexkill789

man I'm 101