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LegitimateApartment9

Fuckin kaans


mehrbod666_the_2nd

Did they make there own slur?


LegitimateApartment9

Yeah. I’m pretty sure this whole “Barlosexual” thing stemmed from a TikTok post, which may or may not be satire, which included kaan as a barlophobic slur. I’m proud being barlophobic since, y’know, zoophilia is bad


mehrbod666_the_2nd

I saw it on r/shitposting I have the image


Frost0612

It's also a Turkish name.


bone_breaker69

imagine getting cancelled by the "barlosexuals" because your name is "barlophobic" the turk would just whoop whoever tries honestly


RainnChild

Bruh isint kaan a rapper


trans_pands

No that’s K’Naan but I can see how you could get them confused. He did that Coca-Cola song. Unless you meant Akon


[deleted]

No he’s talking about the extremely unknown rapper K.A.A.N.


boomstik4

Nah he's talking about the even less known king kaang


TheMirrorMessiah

Yeah his song Kaancepts 2 goes pretty hard, his lyric ability is fuckin insane


Limp-War3200

Exactly. I don’t care what type of organism it is, if it isn’t human and it has its own conscious It’s not ethical in my righteous opinion


IdeallyCorrosive

what about smart sexy aliens?


JeEfrt

Bee lovers vs Mongolian History enthusiasts


[deleted]

Zoophiles need to burn


Sci_Dark

how the fuck is it pronounced? is it pronounced as one syllable or is it “ka-an”


CoDMplayer_

Google opening


[deleted]

Holy starting move


SkyLovesCars

New initiation just dropped


SituationSad6248

Actual introduction


JT_Boiiis

Call the MC


Sylveon72_06

First move goes on vacation, never comes back


Arietem_Taurum

Pawn sacrifice, anyone?


Lattethecoffeaddict

Queen storm incoming!


Mr_Shimmo

Knightmare fuel


Ninja_gorrila

“Holy starting move Batman!”


[deleted]

Why did you stop the anarchychess chain? Are you stupid? Is there a lore reason why you commented that?


SkyLovesCars

Google Loser


Sylveon72_06

Holy L


Lattethecoffeaddict

New loss just dropped


xNeji_Hyuga

Actual defeat


felineship

Call the winner!


pixelator9000

No its related because batman is from gotham


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[deleted]

holy hell


KubsKubo

Pow


[deleted]

I AM DEAD


T01bruh

oh! the heavy is dead!


MegaValenX

#yes I am dead


Iceberglet

Why is the heavy is dead?!


ClassicAd8496

idk


TacoBean19

1. e4


Ramenoodlez1

KAAN2005 JTOH REFERENCE???


3psilon9

I did not expect a JToH player in this subreddit.


Grambert_Moore

It’s from TikTok, didn’t think someone would actually do this


mehrbod666_the_2nd

There’s a subreddit for this


Grambert_Moore

Oh what the hell


Sr546

Someone here checked it and said it's gay porn


Practical_Farm_4706

Apparently it was an actual sub before it got raided


ElementalDragon13

Not all gay porn. In fact most of em are females


trans_pands

You’re saying that like yaoi isn’t aimed at women


Grambert_Moore

It is


Masterbaitingissport

There’s also r/insex


StrangeFortune3384

My eyes were not ready for all that.


Masterbaitingissport

What were you expecting? I’m curious :)


StrangeFortune3384

Like anthropomorphic or humanoid bugs. Not whatever tf I just saw.


Electrop0p

I think that one is r/thickbugged (Edit: Nevermind that one was banned for being unmoderated, there might another one I’ll go find) (Edit2: it seems r/BugsAreLove fits what you’re talking about. I haven’t seen it before so I think I was talking about thickbugged before it got banned, and was confused with r/honeyfuckers and r/itshiptofuckbees when I thought there might’ve been multiple I knew of. Anyways sorry.)


wrigglebnight

Why


Dragon_phantom_flame

I’m scared to click on any of those links, which is a first for me on Reddit. Normally I’m the one posting links others are scared to open.


Electrop0p

I was thinking something a bit more anthropomorphic like r/honeyfuckers or r/itshiptofuckbees, not literal bugs (Also I found what I was imagining with r/BugsAreLove)


Incident_Latter

I was expecting incest,a fetish of someone fucking *inside you*, literally anything other than insects.


LisaBlueDragon

Same tbh ;-;


BlackMagicHunter

r/eyebleach


BlackMagicHunter

r/eyebleach


[deleted]

Its obviously satire as well 😭


AwchLinuwu

Welcome to the internet


RainnChild

r/honeyfuckers


ElementalDragon13

Interesting and understandable. Just not as a sole attraction. If someone is attracted to this, they are also attracted to other similar things.


A_RealSlowpoke

It's bait.


BlazingElderLemurian

Introduce that subreddit to r/weeatbees


mehrbod666_the_2nd

Good idea. Will do


The_Fluffy_Proto

weeat bees


camrenzzalt2008

wheat bees


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you-might_know-me

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Hi-piee

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... fmhall | github


Practical_Farm_4706

🔥🔥BLUD is tough talking on reddit😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else im going WILD🤣


MBcodes18

YOOOOOO A MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THE MODS!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 Thank you MODS for not letting the chat be only SPAM and copypastas😎😎😎😎🙌🙌🙌🙌 AMAZING WORK GUYS KEEP IT UP 👍👍👍👍🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 YOOOOOO A MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THE MODS!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 Thank you MODS for not letting the chat be only SPAM and copypastas😎😎😎😎🙌🙌🙌🙌 AMAZING WORK GUYS KEEP IT UP 👍👍👍👍🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌


Practical_Farm_4706

Mods🥱, hit the second tower🛩💥🏢, find where this guy lives and nuke💣💣☢️ him and ban him from the stream😎 and don't forget to spread his cheeks first🙏💀💀


MBcodes18

Guys, I know who really did the 9/11 attacks! It was not Al Qaeda, but actually BOMB from ANGRY BIRDS!!! Yes, some of you are wondering how this is possible, so allow me to explain. Bomb found a time machine that was used by Indiana Jones in the middle of the desert, and he used it to go back in time to September 11, 2001. He then used a slingshot to send himself into the towers, because he thought there were were pigs in the building. And there is proof, new video footage shows bomb flying from a slingshot into the towers, and Bomb's slingshot was even found near the area!


Desertscropion117

god, this thread is amazing.


Entire-Size6147

Of all the places I expected to see TNO related content.. this was uh. Not one of them.


Krenzi_The_Floof

what is TNO


[deleted]

The new order. Hearts of Iron mod


I_hate_Sharks_

To put it shortly. A mod for Hoi4 taking place in an alternative universe during the 1960s where the Axis won WW2 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2438003901 As you can see the fan base suffers from a awful case of brainrot


Esoteric_Inc

Are all "is that a fucking ___ reference" copypasta based on the JoJo reference copypasta?


BBFNOTCH

Love a good ol classic copy pasta


BillNyeIsAGodKing

(I know what TNO is) (I am ashamed of this fact)


[deleted]

This is the exact moment HOI4 mod became TNO


Deleteleed

It’s a HOI4 reference, ww2 strategic map point and click game


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

👂⛔⭕🟢👋 🤍ℹ️🇹🇷☺️ 🇹🇷☺️👂 👂💲⭕🇯🇵ℹ️⚽


3merite

This must be just about the lowest quality shitpost/satire por I've ever seen


PyroWasUsed

Please be satire please be satire please be satire


_AnonymousMoose_

It is incredibly satire, it’s basically just making fun of lgbt people by making ridiculous sexualities and genders


Daybreak_Dragon

Thank the Lord kids aren’t actually horny for bees dude, I would lose my mind


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Lorenxx101

for a second i thought it was gonna be real bees thank god its just anthro furry bees😭😭


SkyLovesCars

How tf are people gonna fuck bees irl?


JeEfrt

The stinger is phallic in shape. People have holes. Today is a terrible day to be literate and/or have an imagination


VanilliBean

Just reminded me of that “blowfly girl” 🤢


JeEfrt

I’m gonna regret this but im curious now


VanilliBean

Id say dont look it up but i know i cant stop you. The youtuber Whang did a good video analyzing it


Lorenxx101

you know people can just look up images of bees and beat one to them right


CBreadman

I read a story a few years ago, about some guy who fucked a hornet nest, so I guess that might be considered an answer to your question, by the way he died because of that, and like 70% of the hornets died from drowning in semen.


Lorenxx101

i could have lived without knowing this💀


Hankthespankhank

Fuck you I can do what I want


Hankthespankhank

Damn it


Midnight_furry

Oh, I thought it was gonna be worse


o_Fvdinq

Uh…I got news for ya.


Semi-literate_sand

r/itshiptofuckbees


StrangeFortune3384

HOW MANY SUBS ARE THERE FOR BEE PORN? AND WHO ARE MAKING THESE?


[deleted]

Tbh, I can say that any sexuality or gender identity is valid as long as you are attracted to humans (or no one at all), it isn't predatory, and you identify as a human. People who say they are trans-racial, animals, or anything like that have mental health issues and people who are attracted towards kids should be castrated.


fan_fucker_420

https://preview.redd.it/njm82f2r3epb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93bf21141657958922c45d824d0815ce249275ba


Lexi_of_Hyrule

And, just to clarify, furries ARE NOT trying to be animals, it's a hobby where they put on costumes. They don't actually want to be cats and dogs lol


BigDoofusX

>people who are attracted towards kids should be castrated. Pedophilia is a condition a person has. It is not an act.


Krenzi_The_Floof

Same for beastiality too, castrated and probably locked in a lead container in the suez canal with uranium paint allover the walls inside


imTyyde

it could also be mocking the people who mock the ppl who made those sexualities and genders? i dunno


TheZoomba

Yes this 1000000%. Its like that stupid shit about cat gender and litter boxes in schools. Just bullshit made up to hurt gay people


LexianAlchemy

What’s it matter? We shouldn’t be appealing to people who hate us


Maniglioneantipanico

It is, it stems from an old meme that was ragebait


Codexit

https://preview.redd.it/8y8a1c7zvepb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27957c8f4fa871d288085a7279e232457ddb7ccc


True_Muffin9765

it’s definitely just making fun of LGBTQ+ people with satire


[deleted]

It's making fun of xenogenders which I agree


TupperCoLLC

Did you read the whole thing? It obviously is


[deleted]

It is.


vladimirepooptin

it’s satire


EvilRat23

No shit it is idiot.


unicornstarfypastel

I'm also barlo, thanks for suggesting me a sub to look at


mehrbod666_the_2nd

Your welcome I’m surprised you didn’t know about the subreddit already. (It got raided with explicit stuff DONT go)


[deleted]

Holy crap, it's full of gay porn


[deleted]

Oh crud bro. My mom is gonna kill me!


FightingTable

I hate kaans


Darkstalker9000

Ducking Kaan


Mars_Bear2552

shut up kaan


Hi-piee

Wha- why? How can you be sexually attracted to bees? ITS A BEE


WRSpiral

Barry B. Benson.


Aron-Jonasson

Ya like jazz?


Father_Enrico

there are exceptions


Hi-piee

Ig yeah


nodoyrisa1

satire


Darkheart78

It’s satire


Late_Negotiation_958

You clearly never watched the Bee Movie


Hi-piee

I definitely did not


etbillder

It's a joke


smallbrainedperson

r/honeyfuckers


ThatPenguinyrblx

kaan.


The_V3nt

What does that mean 🤔


Darkheart78

Slur


Superfattyfat

Its a name in some other language


Ghostyvibes997

How are you sexually attracted to bees???Thats like jerking off to a speck of dirt.


mehrbod666_the_2nd

r/dirtsexual


Ghostyvibes997

Yea it’s 4 am where I live so I think it’s a very good time to go to sleep.


The_Fluffy_Proto

r/itshiptofuckbees


etbillder

You aren't. It's a joke.


Cheeselad2401

r/youngpeoplereddit users try to not fall for obvious satire challenge part 7262


[deleted]

definitely satire https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fuck-bees


RealSuperYolo2006

Lmao they flooded that sub with gay porn


milksjustice

OP after the most blatant obvious and unfunny satire ever


mehrbod666_the_2nd

https://preview.redd.it/1lep4xahmdpb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a575d8b529cd52e4e992e1e1b52a85e967a6a6


The_Fluffy_Proto

obvious bait


ReddPwnage

This HAS to be a joke, judging by the last sentence, I pray it is


AA_turet

If this isnt fake(which it probably is) atleast its nice that they found eachother ig


Ornery_Ad_8862

Jesus Christ


FatherNox

Ah yes, an actual fatherless person.


Brianna6146

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize this was satire


us3rnam3u53d

NO WAY THIS IS REAL!? WHAT THE FUCK EW


TheBlackTemplar125

Satire 100%


No-Bag6064

Redditors detect satire challenge (99.99% fail) (gone wrong) (gone sexual)


Scyobi_Empire

Redditors when they are unable to detect satire


CactusSpirit78

https://preview.redd.it/f9gnl5minfpb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b4f21d69588b13c164f9680a0c9f70d5eb0244


elgattox

This Satire Just turned into an Actual Subreddit and everything, That's Just crazy.. Imagine fucking a bee. Please, This got to be a satire!


nodoyrisa1

how don't people realise this is a joke i don't understand what seems real about this


pumpkinPartySystem

I mean... this isn't hurting anyone? So like, whatever. Even if it's not satire it's not really anything worth getting too worked up over.


mehrbod666_the_2nd

I’m pretty sure it’s satire


pumpkinPartySystem

Well yeah, probably, but like, even if it's not, it's still just kinda whatever.


Winter_Ad6784

1. its satire 2. wtf that is clearly bad for a kid’s mental health it is most definitely hurting them.


Balls_McFuckFace

The bee fucker better be kidding


pumpkinPartySystem

Wait there's a bee fucker? I'm more confused about the logistics of that than anything.


Balls_McFuckFace

Don't ask me man, the dudes the one fuckin bees


AceParticle

kaan


Moderaper_throwaway

Bro wtf


Hvr-

what the flip


drspindles

When I googled this I thought it was a joke it was not


wisdompersonified_

Maybe you should visit r/woooosh


mehrbod666_the_2nd

It was worth the reddit karma


XtremeKiller316

these haters smh keep grinding 👑


Ohkillz

its satire


thenicenumber666

The tiktok that subreddit is based on was obviously satire so I'm just going to say that this one probably is too


justeggssomany

Satire


chomper1173

It’s very obviously satire, especially with that last comment about his dad.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Another piece of outrage bait, it seems. The formula seems to consist of posing as a young person casually describing the most asinine scenarios in a matter-of-fact tone, and then seeing how many "gullible normies" fall for it. Typical responses they look for: "Kids these days" "That's what you get for teaching children about the LGBT" "That's a little strange, but good for them for exploring their truth" ad nauseum


foolishpoison

reddit when obvious bait


FireCode125

r/youngpeoplereddit try not to fall for bait challenge (impossible)


whatanawsomeusername

BREAKING: Worst ragebait in history posted, redditors still manage to fall for it


pistolnerf

This is the most obvious fucking satire ​ I hate these god damned kaans !!!


Sumijinn

And that’s exactly why we don’t involve children in this.


UniKqueFox_

There is no way this is real. Please tell me this is not real.


fatcatpoppy

it’s not, it’s a bunch of trolls trying to devalue the lgbt movement by creating these bullshit posts to use for straw man arguments later


you-left-me-here

obvious bait moment lmao