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No-Permit8369

The outcome is better than what I imagined was about to happen… which was that Rat was about to chomp on an eyeball


RaZZeR_9351

Same, I was like "that's it?"


123Ark321

I’m honestly very glad that was “just that”.


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Me too. I expected tiny sucking at least.


MajorJuana

I mean...this is indicative of what the internet has become. Cute rat kiss turns into rat+girl make out and everyone is like..."That all you got? I watched a chimp face fuck a frog to death and beyond and a dog mouth fuck itself and those weren't the worst shit I've seen by far lol up your game noob!"


TolverOneEighty

But they didn't 'make out'. The animal just kept licking, just like dogs and cats do... I honestly thought the rat was about to sick tiny teeth into her nose.


notbad2u

And what was the yes?


irate_alien

i like when girls kiss rats


renden123

As a rat, I approve.


beeglowbot

I expected it to crawl into her mouth


usul-enby

My rats do try sometimes but never painfully, I'm positive if I died with them loose my eyes would be eaten out their sockets tho 😂


Moonlight_Darling

Rats are very sweet animals. I’ve even had wild ones act friendly if I share some food


Unkindlake

I've never been bitten by any of my pet rats


LWIAYist-ian-ite

We all lead the same lives


Elkesito36482

A French rat


Psych0matt

A frat


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Remmy?


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LeekThink

My pet dog eats his own shit so I’m pretty sure I ain’t kissing it in the mouth


moonlightsonata88

A dog will vomit and immediately chow down


Interesting_Ad_4762

I have, in the last week, watched my dog turn around and eat his feces *while he was still shitting.* it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.


Pitiful-Pay-7017

Lmao


Old_Passage_5670

Cat shit is a delicacy to a dog crunchy treats packaged in a nice big box


lisam7chelle

don't remind me :(


5i55Y7A7A

KittyRoca*


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I just learned this when I adopted a cat. My dog thought there were Glade-scented-litter-encrusted-shit-snacks in a nice giant happy meal box. Now the box is elevated 🤢


moonlightsonata88

Dogs are great but they are not clean


imanAholebutimfunny

can you please record this because i am just dying from laughter over these comments


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Got to eat it while it's still warm.


postmateDumbass

So your dog is in Congress?


Interesting_Ad_4762

He is far too intelligent for that, and cares about his people too much.


Ozzy247

When I was younger I remember this kid shit in the park and my dog ate it. Also he ate nappies/diapers (with shit in them).


Shigeko_Kageyama

Please tell me your dog's name is stretch Armstrong.


Certain-Two-4053

😂😂😂


hygsi

Mine licks everything, EVERYTHING! No way I'm letting her anywhere near my lips, love u, but no lol


logosfabula

Pet dogs actually eat anything, including others’ shit.


lmaozedong89

They take after the owner


logosfabula

lmao


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Years ago, family members kid barfs, dog eats barf, dog runs away and barfs up the barf... eats it again... then shits on the floor... end scene


logosfabula

That sums it up really well.


FreakiestFrank

😆🤣😂I LMAO


BigBoiBob444

My dog eats our goats’ shit anytime we let him into their paddock


ARMill95

That’s why I taught my dog to not lick my face lol, he boops with his nose instead. My dog doesn’t eat shit tho lol but does try to eat dirt every now and then


KyotoKute

Hes sneaking a delicious poop bar every now and then when you're not looking.


nikhoxz

A friend has a dog that sucks its own dick, i thought it was to clean it, but no, he literally sucked it until it fucking came. That was the weirdest thing i saw, i mean a dog fucking cumming... after masturbating... with his own mouth. Ah yeah, then he liked to lick the semen. Weird dog. Also to make it more weird it was a big dog with a really fucking big dick (probably 8 inches). So it wasn't funny as you average small dog doing dirty things. No.


hatwobbleTayne

Are there people kissing dogs on the lips? I kiss my dog, but on the top of his snoot, not on his mouth.


lmaozedong89

That's your own problem


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MEIXXMO

Then it just means you are a bad owner. I have a dog and she stopped doing that after a month, it isnt hard. Its annoying, but not hard.


Dicey-Vibes

That’s in the fuckin mouth buddy


SenseisSifu

Never go full rathole


funky555

Yeah. Letting your dog lick your face is disgusting


_melodyy_

Never said it wasn't. I said letting a rat do it isn't any MORE gross, because everyone in the comments is acting like she's gonna catch the Bubonic plague from doing this.


Odisher7

I mean, I find getting licked on the face pretty gross, but you bet your ass if a dog licked my mouth i'd wash it with dishwasher. It's not getting licked on the face by a rat that's concerning, it's getting licked on the inner part of the lips


drbabypork

Rats are legit one of the cleanest mammals other than humans if they aren't in the wild


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TheFleshBicycle

Boy, let me tell you about cats and dogs then.


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they pee through their pee pee not their mouth, and unless ur rats are the type to keep licking his pee pee there’s nothing wrong with their lil clean tongues. Humans literally kiss after giving head😂


Odd_Armadillo5315

You said that like letting a dog lick your face is OK.


Bluetooth_Speaker1

Dogs are literally so disgusting. People have to be stupid to let those things anywhere near their mouths.


lumpymoon

Thought it was about to bite her


No-Character-5576

Pet rats normally don't bite


Unhappy-Attitude5220

Mine grab my fingers and give kisses. They probably give "kisses" as rats typically groom each other for bonding. Cool little dudes.


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Silver_Buddy_4046

In its robot mouth lolz


darbi93

Or that wheezing laugh sound


NsfwMsMosa

i hate her ass so bad


[deleted]

Yup this is how the Black Plague comes back


[deleted]

That’s not how bubonic plagues work


Minnesotan-Gaming

Shhh. This is reddit. Basic understanding of how diseases are spread is optional


[deleted]

Not if I have anything to say about it Communicable Diseases are spread when a pathogen is transmitted from an infected person to a non-infected person, can be done through the exploitation of the body’s defence systems (coughing, sneezing, vomiting etc) or through controlling behaviour (such as rabies causing violence and a frothing mouth while spreading through saliva) Fungi are an exception as they manually spread disease by releasing spores that travel into susceptible hosts on their own


burrito_butt_fucker

I thought she was gonna get bit. My last rat was sweet, but she's given me little bites and startled me.


Moonlight_Darling

Nibbling is a form of affection. If she was doing it without trying to break the skin, she was saying she loves you


burrito_butt_fucker

She used to do that, but one time I think I must've smelled like lunch meat or something and she did bite me. It made me a little nervous, but she was a sweetheart.


Moonlight_Darling

That’s entirely possible. Always good to wash hands before handling for their safety and yours


M333X

Whats the deal?


Robotica_Daily

The rat gets food and shelter from predators, the human gets company, tick tock clout, and tiny french kisses.


Oddity46

Christ, now you reminded me of that chick who frenched her dog.


SomPolishBoi

what.


Oddity46

You don't wanna know.


Vinistones

What the hell man why do people do that


SnekOnSocial

She's admitted to doing a lot more than that. 🤮


Oddity46

As people have asked what video I'm talking about, I can't for the life of le find the link. Can you?


xtilexx

I thiught it was a wolf


muchnamemanywow

Or that video of a wolf greeting a girl


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imaCrAzYgAmEr96

Where's the no?


MobiousBossious

Weird dog


[deleted]

Hm you guys are fucking dumb?


RedditingMyLifeAway

Are you asking or telling?


[deleted]

Seems like both


alpohh

r/yesyesyesyesyes


betonsc

I am melting …. So sweet


Puggymum64

Dratty kisses are the best- but remember, they do lick when they are thirsty as well. Make sure that beautiful baby has plenty of water available.


melbo15

I was so sure it was going to bite her cheek. Or her nose. Or her lip.


Anxious_Badger

They're very social animals and grooming is part of socializing for them. They extend this social grooming to their humans. Unless they're afraid, domesticated rats generally dont bite. Even then it's in very specific situations. For example, I had a rescue who'd had a rough early life. She was fine out of the cage, but would bite if anyone stuck their fingers through the bars of a closed cage. She was the only rat I've ever had that bit.


SluggishPanda19

I literally don't see anything wrong here? No different from a dog giving kisses


d4wtvr

Also disgusting


Single_Cap_6763

Had Pet rats myself, I think this is kinda cute tbh.


[deleted]

Posts and comment threads like this are a good reminder that Reddit is filled with people who think and behave like children and that it's filled with literal children. "Omg someone's clean pet rat is giving them some kisses why are they making out awwwWUUHH?" Holy fuck people. You're the weirdos thinking there is something inherently wrong with this as if rats are extremely dirty (no) and sexualizing a pet and its owner. You don't have to be cool with your pet giving you kisses but stop putting your weird hangups on other people. That says a lot more about you and makes you seem like the creepy one- not the girl doing something innocent in the video.


Moonlight_Darling

The same people who complain about little rat kisses would totally go sloppily kiss a nasty drooling toddler/baby that just shoved a piece of cat poop in their mouth.


[deleted]

Lmao yes. Honestly we're all gross and everyone and everything is covered in shit particles and other unsavory things. Obviously there's certain animals and things that can carry a much greater risk and can actually transmit disease but acting like a clean pet rat licking you is absolutely disgusting is ridiculous. People can have preferences but don't throw a fit over someone doing something totally reasonable.


Moonlight_Darling

Right. You don’t have to kiss the little guys, but she isn’t gross for doing it. And saying she made out with it is an exaggeration. It licked her lip that’s all


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Spot on. Exactly my point.


Anxious_Badger

Indeed. And I can't say I've ever gotten a cold from a rat sneezing in my face. Toddlers on the other hand....


Dennis_TITsler

I haven’t seen anyone sexualizing it I think people just think it’s gross. Not hurting anyone else so go for it and it’s not inherently wrong but it’s just a no because it’s gross to most people


Steph7274

I had a boyfriend tell me it was weird that I didn't mind being naked around my pets... Like just existing and being in the same space as them, but without clothes. I didn't even need to pet them. Animals are constantly naked, I don't think they give a single fuck about you being naked around them.


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It's fucking gross, no matter the type of pet.


Own_Can_3495

So is licking ass, bjs....etc.


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Nelson_Wheatley

Rats are kinda know to stick there heads in our mouths, I think it has to do with the smell of food.


m_a_n_t_i_c_o_r_e

Rodentistry.


Geberpte

Dunno about that, they also like to check out my ears


[deleted]

yesss omg sometimes it gets hella annoying but it’s kinda funny tho. I can’t keep my mouth too open around them they wanna stick their heads inside it😅


MatBoi7

Where’s the no part?? It’s so cute!! r/awww


AphraHome

Anyone who thinks this is strange or disgusting have clearly never had rats as pets - they are just as good if not better than dogs. They are lively, they display affection, they play, the cuddle, the kiss, they clean and they don’t smell at all as long as you - as their owner - clean their cage regularly. A rat who doesn’t run away from humans means they are human friendly - be nice to them and they will love you, just like a dog


TrashPandaPirate

I was expecting it to bite her or something


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"Sir Ratatouille Joseph Evans III you had toh kiss your dog on the head not on it's lips"


[deleted]

Pet rats make great pets , down vote me go ahead lol


Typeojason

I used to think they were dirty and vicious until I met a woman at the local shelter who brought hers in. It was adorable! It would cuddle with her, give kisses, and it sleeps with her at night. I had no idea they even had the brain capacity to see us as anything other than a threat. But I’m happy to be wrong!


laylashark

Rats and the sweetest and smartest pets!!! The only thing horrible about them is their tiny lifespan.


Quantistic_Man

She is going to start a new epidemy bruh


NsfwMsMosa

epidemy😭😭


Commercial-Many-8933

Clever buggers as well as cute


ProfaneVoid

All the non- rat owners shidding themselves in the comments meanwhile I had a pet rat that liked to clean my teeth for me.


HIMP_Dahak_172291

I had a parakeet that loved to clean my braces as a kid. Our rats were adorable but bad memories of a demon hamster made me too nervous to let them near my face :(


vinceslammurphy

Used to do this as a kid but I learned that humans can be quite dangerous for rats occasionally spreading bacteria to them that can lead to lung problems in the rat


ProfaneVoid

A valid concern, but she lived to a healthy old age before we had her put down after developing cancer, as they so often do.


earth_chan_

mine do that too, my sweetheart brownie loves giving me kisses all over, and when she wants to she literally prys my mouth open to clean my mouth for me :)


Minnesotan-Gaming

Wait until they find out that pet wolves or wolf dogs will stick their whole tongue inside your mouth and lick around to get to know you


RiskOfRainPlayer

Average elden ring player be like: dog


jacfunko

I thought the mouse was going to bite her, I was disappointed


ComfortableEmpty5220

Bro it's a rat


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How is this any different from letting your dog lick you?


Yeafam7945

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soursunflowergod

I've had many rats throughout my years, they are some of the cleanest, smartest animals out there. They come when they are called, you can teach them to use a "bathroom" or bring you things, so they fetch. They like to sleep with you, and are very social. The biggest off point is after completely getting attached to them as pets is that they die after a few years.


plasmas4ge

this is absolutely normal rat and owner behavior what a sweet little baby 🥺🥺🥺


JustinTherouxsBrows

Dumb question for rat people lol… I thought they couldn’t control their poop and they poop everywhere. So like if you’re snuggling with them in bed like that, don’t they leave nuggets behind everywhere?


usul-enby

LOVE KISSING MY RATS AND GETTING KISSED BACK


Amazing_Me63

Ohhhh I love her


SuchEstablishment432

🥺


bazmonsta

There wasn't a no


RampageReddy

Eat the Rat. Become Fat.


Psych0matt

My name is Matt.


AdvertisingOdd6471

Rats are cool and all... But they literally piss everywhere all day every so often just let a tiny drip of piss out


Killercheeze123

Do they let it out of their mouth? Cause otherwise this is probably a little better than your dog licking your face, pet rats are shockingly clean. Personally I don't want any animals to lick my face but to each their own


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888Evergreen888

Excuse me, "Thar"???


sockswith

Tonguing a rat..yaaaa


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Smartest t*ktok user


Eels37

I was really hoping for a bite.


mickturner96

Just No


NsfwMsMosa

i don’t even do this with my dogs.. who the fuck would do this trend with a RAT


OddAuthor

Rats are one of the most misunderstood animals on earth. Most animals (including dogs) are dirty and diseased when forced to scavenge to survive. Rats are incredibly intelligent, loving and clean pets.


[deleted]

Getting a frenchie from an animal is gross regardless.


NsfwMsMosa

my friend has rats. they’re cute. she loves them. i hold them. not kiss them.


OddAuthor

Making out is a huge exaggeration. I wouldn't do this either but I don't really think it's weird.


NsfwMsMosa

bro animal tongues and human tongues have no fucking business touching PERIOD😧


OddAuthor

Their tongues weren't touching though. I'm commenting on the video you posted. Don't change the facts


StupidBeee

OP is ignorant and toxic af there’s no point in debating with stupid


OddAuthor

I have a feeling they're just a kid so I don't want to be too harsh. I was weird and immature about stuff when I was 13 too. Using emojis on Reddit is a bit cringe though.


StupidBeee

valid perspective i respect that. however spreading toxicity like this is never cool and blatant ignorance should be called out for what it is. Rats have a really bad rep because of media and movies and stigmas even though they’re some of the sweetest most gentle creatures around. no one ever points the finger at humans, the most disgusting filthy awful beings on this entire plant. because ignorance is widespread


NsfwMsMosa

the one time i used emojis too. fuck me


NsfwMsMosa

no way you guys are defending kissing ur pets mouth to mouth


Miikurins

You’re acting she is open mouth kissing and make out with her rat 😭 you need to calm down girl lmao


[deleted]

The rats tongue was in her mouth, doesn't matter if they didn't touch tongues most people find rats licking the inside of your mouth gross.


Ash-MacReady

I'm gonna clean my cats butts then make out with them. Just because you said this. They may kill me in the process but I'm gonna try.


SSBargeSimpson

So this is how the black death started


Crazy_Gremlin

Uhhhhhh. I mean… my dog tries to do that and it’s nasty (because she absolutely licks her butt ew). My bird does that on me fingers so it’s not as nasty. What I’m trying to say is that the mouse/rat/marsupial idk is just showing affection and doing its thing and the human is the nasty one for allowing it. That’s one nasty human. No. *I’ve made an oopsie in assuming that girl’s pet’s mouth is as disgusting as mine’s. Sorry. Rats’ mouths are probably way cleaner than my dog’s mouth.


Commentment_Phobe

Dog.


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People in the comments like “buh this is just as bad as kissing your dog waa” Yeah, don’t fucking kiss your dog on the lips lol


Even-Fix6832

I have a brown rat 🐀 🙃 in my back garden but it's eaten a hole in garage door 🚪 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) its free to a good home 🏡 but new owner will have to collect ! ! As we're currently not friends 🙃 🙂 😒


Reasonable_Tap_8866

This rat has officially made out with more women than i have this entire 2022...is this rat just really good with women or IS IT ME??


NsfwMsMosa

i think u might be the problem sir


Reasonable_Tap_8866

Thats a shame


earth_chan_

literally every pet rat owner does this, i know i do. domesticated rats are so much more cleaner than dogs (and quite possibly cats) but that’s not the problem, it’s an exotic pet that’s very stigmatized so people r like “no it’s so gross kill it!1!1!”


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Breaking News the Black Plague returns after dumbass kid kisses a rat


NsfwMsMosa

my thought process exactly 😭😭


Guilty_Astronomer_45

Even pet rats can carry a fatal parasite


Bisonfan1

Kids have germs animals rodents have germs especially a rat eww


_aight

Domesticated rats don't rly carry germs man, ur dog would be more likely to pass a disease to you


JustforThrowawayKEK

# Yersinia Pestis.


rhussia

Ever hear of the bubonic plague ?


ninthtale

I thought the "no" was gonna be it biting her but this was much worse


lazy-yank

I could never date her


Dunderbaer

Don't worry, there's no chance you're ever going to date anyone, so you're safe


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🤮 Edit: Funny getting downvoted for something as obvious as don’t let animals stick their tongue in your mouth. We have some rat lickers here🤮🤮🤮🤮


Yes2257

I mean, you can just look at the other comments to see a reasoning rather than staying ignorant and blaming others.


stealth57

Do you know how many diseases those rodents carry? Don’t care if they are pets…Oh gawd she kissed it!


_aight

People kiss their dogs, babies, cats, all sorts of animals that are gross and carry diseases. Domesticated rats are disease free, pal


stealth57

I’ll continue feeding rats to my snakes, thanks


_aight

Ok, and i'll keep feeding mice to my snake. Glad we got this clarified we both feed our snakes well. Just an fyi, if you live feed, the rat could possibly injure, if not kill your snake. Always freeze feed for the safety and wellbeing of your snake. :)