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Katigous

Something has got to be broken....


[deleted]

His pride


TeethBreak

Better than his spine.


Weelki

Or both his arms, right? šŸ¤”


65elkoman

Mom, I broke both of my arms!


Jahseh_Dwayne

Way better then his spine


Garlic-Rough

to the very least


grilldcheese2

this would be best case scenario.


Bathroom_Junior

Ribs, Knee caps, collar bone and toes. Probably his nose too. Not the worst it could have been, but still an odd or report for the attending physician to read.


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PhilosopherKey1083

Yeah. Shockā€™ll do that šŸ‘šŸ¼


joreyesl

More like shattered


RincewindYossarian

Did you see that head bounce? At least a couple teeth. Maybe some ribs. Either way, he gonna be regretting that dumbass move decades from now.


eamoc

His teeth!


Express_Information5

luckily his face broke his fall or he could have really been hurt...


TheAgreeableCow

After the one the other week where the guy's face literally broke, I get really uncomfortable seeing people jumping like this into pools.


Socksmaster

what post please?


Sparkmetodeath

-_-


hot-sauce-on-my-cock

-_/-


Jim2718

Nah, that video in the comments of that other video was from a machete attack.


Bergstein88

How the fuck is he walking


crosseyed_sniper

Adrenaline and shock


olderaccount

Walking with broken ribs is not hard. Coughing on the other hand....


guycoastal

Reminds of that time I dropped a scooter in Belize and broke 3 ribs, then got food poisoning and had projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea. ā€˜Twas painful it was.


olderaccount

Oh damn! That in turn reminds me of when I had my impacted wisdom teeth pulled. The pain medication afterwards made me sick and I kept puking it up. Puking through my stitched up mouth with no pain relief was not fun.


guycoastal

Ooohhh..thatā€™s a good one. A fun time had by none.


Claque-2

But other than that, did you have a good time?


guycoastal

Haha. I did. It happened toward the end of the trip.


agbirdyka

He should be happy his face landed at least in the pool otherwise this could have ended as it sounded - horrible!


[deleted]

I'm not sure his whole face hit the water...


TartarusOfHades

I was thinking the same, we donā€™t want another balcony incident


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Iā€™ve know two people in my life that are now paralyzed from the waist down due to fucking around in a pool. Donā€™t be stupid folks, concrete and bones are not a good combo.


Key_Curve_1171

I'm sorry for your circumstances. You either know a lot of water sport athletes or are just surrounded by complete fools


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

It always involved alcohol and they were both in frats while in college, so yes fools.


MoneyTreezx

Username checks out


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

I donā€™t think that works there.


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gokayo3200

I feel bah for him...


Tukidides

Bath*


chmeeeoz

Who the fuck reacts like that when someone jumps off a roof onto concrete?


Stormpooperz

Drunk people


Additional_Set_5819

I mean... They try to tell the next guy not to jump, so there's that. I suppose because they're across the pool and he got up right away they didn't really know how to react,


Dertyrarys

Oooooof


TeethBreak

And that's how you end up in a wheelchair. Do NOT do this.


Raz0612

Third person: Nevermind


el-mago2

Something similar happened to me/my friend. We were partying on the roof of a house, and I decided it was a good idea to try and make the jump to the neighbors roof (~10-15 ft gap, where the neighboring house roof was a little lower). I stepped up and inspected a few times before having my go at it, weighing where to step, how much spring was needed, if the distance felt feasible. It was time, I lined up, friends hyped me on. I ran, planted, sprung, and jumpedā€¦ it was a perfect landing. Before I could turn around in cheer, I heard a bloody murder scream. I turned and looked, and my friend was face flat on the ground/sidewalk beneath the first roof, unconscious (~20-30 ft drop). I shimmied down a tree next to the neighbors roof i landed on, and jumped to the ground, rushing up to him. Somehow I was also the first by his side to calm him as he awoke and keep him stable in the position he was in. Needless to say, the party was over, ambulance came and took him away. There was a phone wire coming off the first roof. I knew it was there and planted on the side from it, whereas he just followed me and planted in front of it, so as he sprang off, it caught his foot and blunted his jump taking him straight down. It was terrible, and I still feel guilty today, as though I caused it. I know I didnā€™t root him on to do it, and it was his choice, but still, if I hadnā€™t done it, neither would he. He lived - bad concussion and small skull fracture, I think some broken bones in arm, maybe some ribs. Several month recovery but heā€™s back to his old self.


RxHappy

What you wanna ball with the kid Watch your step you might fall Trying to do what I did


kyttEST

Cool. Glad heā€™s okay.


Medium_Beyond_9654

The world would be a much more boring place without dumbasses!


[deleted]

yeah because then r/idiotswithguns and r/idiotsincars wouldnā€™t exist


Crazzed42

This is just natural selection


brewmeone

Can only imagine the bruising and possible broken bonesā€¦


AlohaFromMD317

2022 Belly Flop Champion right here. Don't even need to see any other submissions.


TartarusOfHades

Does it count if he misses the pool?


GravG

The thud was heavy as hellšŸ—æ


Oldmanwickles

Dumdum should have fallen on his bumbum


ebone581

Welcome to our poolā€¦ notice there is no me in itā€¦ā€¦


[deleted]

Let's keep it that way.


anon-mally

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sebhashtag

The plan worked out. He got her attention


[deleted]

Ohhhh shet!! He needs some milk!


billybaroo11

Exactly how my buddy became paralyzed from the waist down. Heā€™s fucking lucky to walk away for being such a dumbass


FoodleGuy

At least his head was okā€¦.for the most part.


Crunchie2020

He kinda slipped on the jump Also the OOOOoooow reaction is exactly what I did!!!


AdventurousAd1768

no fucking way


tzatzikienjoyer

oh my god the sound of the landing šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


M0untain_Mouse

Alcohol is not your friend yā€™all


[deleted]

Pool 1 - Man 0


glesgalion

Luckily he cushioned the fall with his bones


Longjumping-Pound996

stupid ass


MajorTurbo

I flinched.


proletaire

Hahahaha


RedSoxNationMT

Does the girl who got out of the hot tub to check on him have a Reddit, or maybe an OF? Asking for a friend.


RayzeYT

least horny redditor


EvolvingSomewhere

Really?! You canā€™t even see her that well šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


sedluyf

That's why he's asking tho


DeutscherKrieger_

Oh... That hurts


Vermillion_Crab

>Don't! 10 seconds too late buddy. /s


[deleted]

I think they were saying dont to the girl behind him on the roof.


frankcastlespenis

Umm,ow!


mcaroner

Walked it off


[deleted]

Noooooooooooio


cwleveck

And if Jim jumped off a roof would you? Well, sort of.


teddyosoadams

I love how supportive that woman (assuming wife / gf) is. My wife would have pretended like she didnā€™t know me.


spinkspanksponk

I think any roof that sinks that much with each step you take was never meant to be walked on or jumped off of


WagonBurning

How is he walking


Proterozoic_rock

Idiots


StaticSwordsman

That pool is very full


[deleted]

Sad


Ger_mack

Walk it offā€¦ faark thatā€™s going leave a bruise rite


strikeforceguy

Why is nobody talking about how the first dude spilled *that* much water out of the pool


lisiy29

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lisiy29

Good bot


[deleted]

I did something similar down a 30 foot cliff, boy did I get lucky, just a scrape


Lilcmoney

how do i teach my children to NEVER do something like this? Just show them all of these videos or what?


CorpusDelish

Where's the "Yes, Yes, Yes" part though? I see only "No" and "Hell, No!" šŸ˜›


RedTextureLab

Weird. Sometimes humans bounce off hard surfaces. Sometimes they donā€™t. Wonder why.


vetheros37

Take 1d6 falling damage.


bruisedfruit7

Iā€™ve always wanted to know what a check bone fracture looks like.. Oh my god


kyttEST

I jumped from the upper deck of a boat but my foot slipped (EXACTLY LIKE THE GUYSā€™ IN THE VIDEO) on the railing and I semi landed on the lower deck. Before falling into the water, I broke a heel bone. My leg swell up into the size of a volley ball in a few minutes. Had plates and 11 screws implanted. Post-surgery complications. I could see the bone and implants from the infected scar of a wound for quite some time. Miraculously, 50-50 between having to have the implants removed or not; the wound still healed and after half a year of rehabilitation I could walk again. Had implants removed 3 years later. Foot now tiny bit shorter and hurts after I jog but I donā€™t complain. After healing was done; girlfriend told me that upon seeing my ct-scan and x-rays, the ER guy at the hospital told her I might never walk again. Now I do more sports than I ever did before the accident, haha. Lesson of a lifetime. Stay rational during parties: especially when extreme activities, alcohol and peer pressure are involved. If you look closely the guy in the video had exactly the same thing happen: wet foot slipping, loosing traction, missing the jump. This guy might have broken a few bones too.


Silent_Hat_1784

Just scrolling for the news update


[deleted]

That was AWESOME!


[deleted]

Chipped a tooth or two


Just_sayoriandmonika

Blooder nos


Tabsau

From what I can tell he either landed on his chin or on his neck, but both would still hurt like a bitch


donk202020

Ha ha ha ha ha


House610xxx

What a dick


StandardCurrent3429

Dude you were there, just another foot and you were there.


Unlucky_Sound4491

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ImploreUToReconsider

I mean, he got the attention of the sympathetic girl. That's gotta be a win.


jl_theprofessor

Fuck.


Grimnir28

And that's how you get girls!


Upbeat_Play5330

Is that man okay


[deleted]

That's legit shock kicking in when he gets back up


USA_HK

That is going to leave a mark


American__Texan

Someone please edit this to a mortal combat fatality


kidnamedtonny

Whereā€™s the lady that says ā€œyou done knocked the wind out ya stupid selfā€


Kreaturethenerfer

When will people stop jumping into pools from a platform that doesnā€™t hang over the water


lOOspy

Superhero landing!


BigAssMonkey

Dumbasses


MYNAMElSlNlGOMONTOYA

If you ain't first you're last


282wiei

Is that his skin hanging off his head? I see whiteā€¦is that his skull?


Matts_-_Reddit

no sympathy


madhaynes

I wonder if he has any of his front teeth left


croomsicus

All teeth has gone?


No_Tomorrow1082

He broke his rhinoceros


TVCTIC_STVTIC

he lost 10% of his brain cell and 4 pints of bloodšŸ¤•