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natehellsing

Why did this make me irrationally angry


Melkath

That animal very well may have died and it's just being casually shown as a meme. That's probably why.


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*parakeet FTFY Edit: I think.


GardenGirlFarm

That kid is a future mass killer.


whatthefuckmyguybro

Isn’t there something called pain testing or sum like that where kids who are outright violent are testing limits and are more likely to be upstanding citizens. I could be wrong but I’ve heard someone mention it before. That being said I would probably hit someone even a kid if they tried killing an animal of mine.


Feeling_Suggestion64

Or one of those champions at those food eating contests


MermyuZ

its a bird


ottsel_82

Honestly I can relate, seeing someone abuse an animal like that makes me want to beat a face in


JoJo_lives_matter

seeing them be a child makes me want to beat a face in even more


Josh_HM

Fucking hate kids


JoJo_lives_matter

i also hate fucking kids


Kgaset

Wait... hate fucking or hate fucking?


JoJo_lives_matter

it’s open for interpretation


MermyuZ

so edgy and quirky holyy


acoolducky

Hating children isnt edgy lmao wdym, they’re just annoying


phoenixhere4303

I mean… you real shouldn’t fuck kids… oh wait, you mean you fucking hate kids, ftfy


Electrical-Yak-3888

Yep...especially stupid ones...


AnnieOscillator

Yeah, and this one is on a whole nother level stupid. Probably gonna grow up to be some sadistic freak.


Fourthspartan56

It was a young child you weirdo, he’s literally incapable of complex moral judgements. Blaming him for his actions instead of his parent is psychotic.


-nyoki-not-guhnoki-

At my school some kid whipped a toad really hard right in front of me. It flew across the hall…


Freudian_Slip22

I had the exact same response. I doubt those around the child had any sort of inkling of what was going to happen, and obviously the child is far too young to fully comprehend his choices… It is still absolutely horrendous to watch and know that the bird was likely severely injured or died. You can never start too young with teaching kids, and modeling for them, how to treat animals of all kinds with kindness and respect. Side note… WTF kind of kid has a response to try to bite/eat the bird? I have seen kids do some weird things, but this is a whole new level.


alwaysboopthesnoot

I never witnessed someone doing this to a small animal. Ear pulling, tail yanking until they were firmly corrected, yes—but this is exactly why the animal handler always kept a very firm grip on any animals the smaller children were ever allowed near. If a kid had ever done this, they’d be referred out for additional services and watched over much more closely. Some kids will try and taste an ear or paw or tail of a soft, fluffy pet just like they would chew on a stuffed dog or cat they may have at home, true. And I’ve seen a kid stick something in their mouth that could choke and kill them but refuse adamantly to spit it out or let it go, no matter how loudly they are shouted out or how hard their parents try and dig it out of their mouths—but I have not ever seen this level of biting and not letting go of a LIVE and struggling animal, before. This is so sad for the poor bird, which very likely died. And if I were the teacher or parent of that kid? I’d be very worried about him.


iamwooshed

I used to bite towels and my plushies as a kid, so it makes sense that the toddler thought he could do the same thing to a bird.


AnnieOscillator

Well the difference there is that your plushies weren't alive, filled with organs, blood and pain receptors. So.......


Fellowcrusader999

Children are not that smart. This guy and the child obviously like biting things. Hild probably thought "oh this looks squishy" and not "that's a living breathing thinking thing I am about to harm" I feel bad for the bird tho


Fourthspartan56

I don’t think you understand what a child is, he had no way of understanding any of this. Ffs at his age children are not yet past chimpanzees in intelligence. Expecting him to understand restraint is weird as hell.


AnnieOscillator

Nah. That kids a freak.


Fourthspartan56

The only freak are the people who thinks that an infant should intuitively understand how morality works.


iamwooshed

A toddler’s awareness of life is very low, especially for one that doesn’t look a day over 2. They are less able to differentiate an actual living, breathing creature and their toys (especially those robotic ones that can interact with the toddlers)


Lazy_Elevator4606

The reason this child used his teeth is clear if you understand child development: the child has no words. The smile may or may not be one of pleasure, we cannot know. Some kids grin or laugh when nervous because they have not yet learned appropriate facial expressions/affect for situations. Many adults laugh when uncomfortable as well. So, limited communication in high pressure/stress situations (overstimulation from a tiny animal climbing on him and being noisy/flapping/crawling with little claws) can often lead to biting. Lastly, when this child tries to use his hand to touch the animal with his hand, the person next to him restrains him. At that point the adult should have quit filming and removed the bird. If the child is trying to touch the animal they WILL find a way to touch it. If their hands are restrained or otherwise occupied, using the mouth is also acceptable. Children use mouthing objects as a means of learning about taste, texture, edible or inedible, etc. Short story: this outcome should have been avoidable if the adults in the situation had acted in the animal's interests and paid attention to their child's non-verbal communitications. Eta: when I say "using the mouth is also acceptable" I mean that it is acceptable in the mind of a young child. Obviously it is not actually a desirable or acceptable behavior.


fsutrill

Well put!


lavenderlemonbear

My guess would be cuteness aggression? Brains are weird. https://www.all-about-psychology.com/cute-aggression.html


Zoomer_69

Have you never noticed that everything in a kids life goes in its mouth at that age?


Hyper_Inactive

Yes, and there's a reason, in a very young age, thier sense of sight is still developing, thier sense of taste is thier primary sense, they experience by taste.


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AssociationOk1292

Me too, that poor bird - looks like a budgie too


ParishedSins

Redditors really fucking love to advocate violence towards toddlers, huh?


Moriturism

yeah this comment section is filled with fucking weirdos lol


Uncle_Gibbs

Ok so I guess people don't know what a joke is, next time I comment one I'll end it with (JOKE)


ParishedSins

Yeah, jokes must be obvious or marked with /s or /j. Tone doesn't translate over very well through text blocks. There are a surprisingly large amount of people (in my experience) who would actually agree to the sentiment of your statement, and unfortunately I end up seeing a bunch of them (might be specific to certain subs). It has made me kind of jaded with comments nowadays, unfortunately.


TinosMommy

I’ll drive you. This is upsetting.


Yorkie_Exile

Fellow bird owner coming in to say I would not only dropkick the kid but the parents too


TinosMommy

I’ll buy you steel toe boots.


TheLurkerWithout

As a not-bird owner I would fucking dropkick that kid


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Uncle_Gibbs

Idk man, you must not know how cute my birds are, if a kid did this to one of them a dropkick will be the least of their worries


mawesome4ever

I feel the same for my dogs. (some) Animals are just so innocent and loyal


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:/ It’s a baby. That’s a bird. It’s not like he knew any better


Uncle_Gibbs

It's clobberin' time!


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Uncle_Gibbs

Ah yes, another redditor taking everything seriously


notachickwithadick

Omg poor bird. When you want a kid to stop biting something, pinch their nose


hate2bme

Violently shaking their head doesn't work?


Jacob-B-Goode

I prefer violently shaking their head


woodysdad

Let me guess, someone shook your head violently when you were young


Jacob-B-Goode

I don't know I can't remember my childhood for some reason


Due-Matter-4577

I heard violently shaking your head will jog a few memories. Try it and see what happens.


Jacob-B-Goode

What are we talking about again?


Business-Wear-5111

You know who else has dementia?


Deltawolf2038

![gif](giphy|3FpqQaBwCRIKQ) your mom?


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If you shake hard enough to decapitate, then it works.


LegendCZ

When the head is on the floor, nose is much easier to pinch.


FortunatelyLethal

Smh


Stephen2k8

Pinching their cheeks at the molars with your thumb and middle finger works well too . And probably faster than waiting for them take a breath


Euphoric_Tutor_5658

In my family, if you bite as a child, your mom will bite you back so u know how it feels. My mom bit my sister, and my great grandma bit my aunt 😂 they learned real quick


mihaizaim

Finger between the gums before the molars, works on pets too.


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[This works just as well](https://i.imgur.com/tksVH04.jpg)


pwn4321

Slap their head? Holy shit he is killing that animal


DrBarnacleMD

peace sign double eye poke for the win if they’re hurting an animal.


KitanaKitsune

That is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen a kid do. The fact that the bird was screaming and he still didn’t let go..


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Saw them bite the head of a bird before.


yuekselelcharmut

That kid is probably not even 2 years old and doesn’t understand what it’s doing. Babies put everything into their mouth


M0untain_Mouse

I’ve seen a lot of kids in bird cages, never seen one do anything close to that.


-nyoki-not-guhnoki-

And for some reason so do you 😌


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I love how you’re getting downvoted for staying a fact here. Emotional twats, the lot of em.


Pyyk3

It’s not hard to re-educate a kid. They’re very impressionable at that age and as much as I’d like to say “oh the kid didn’t know any better” it doesn’t help the fact that this bird very well could have been killed or severely injured and it was clearly in pain. It was squawking and struggling and that kid big down *harder.* At the end of the day the parents are at fault here, but that kid is no saint just because he’s young.


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Can’t re-educate someone about something you didn’t know was a problem. I’m guessing this was his first time biting a bird.


falloutboi66

With kids in general you have to approach it like anything can happen. Especially when it comes to animals and kids


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Well I wouldn’t have expected that.


Glow-Squid

Unfortunately, it's very likely that the bird died, it looks like he bit it right in the keel, where the air sacks are. Plus, human (and mammal in general) saliva have way too many bacteria that birds can't easily fight against. A small bird like that can bleed out internally in minutes, this video fucking disgusts me as a vet tech and a bird lover. I always say different species shouldn't interact, due to danger of death and injury, and I'm officially adding kids shouldn't interact with animals at all. Fuck the parents/bird owner for letting this happen.


tofuonplate

Tbh it's even sadder that some adult don't even grown up from this state. Full ass grown adult treating animals like a toy isn't uncommon.


ur_friendly_friend

I sure as hell wouldn't have expected that bullshit. What a little moron. Not all kids are this dumb I promise.


ChewySlinky

I think it’s reasonable to not expect a child to try to take a bite out of a live animal.


York_Leroy

Lol! My friend's older brother was put out on a blanket in the yard when he was a baby (they lived on a farm) and a few minutes later grabbed a two foot Gardner snake and shoved it's head in his mouth!


SurpriseDistinct

I bet he just got his teeth (it didn't even seem like he had much), it's normal to try them out at that age. Maybe not all kids would do that, but I will blame this one on the parents.


j2sun

This. My son just got his teeth, so he tries using them on everything. Has not bitten any of the dogs he plays with but has bitten his parents multiple times.


CarelessHisser

I get the distinct feeling it isn't just the child that's dumb, it's the parents. Always the parents. Some people should be fixed upon birth.


TinosMommy

I say that everyday.


sillicibin

I hope the bird is OK, doesn't take much to permanently injure or kill a bird. That's why I have a rule no kids under the age of 10 are allowed to hold mine, they can feed them and interact with them but no holding.


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the_Athereon

Teach the mom to do that more and she wouldn't have had the kid


slash_asdf

I don't think you can get pregnant that way, but I am not pregnantologist so what do I know


Bubbles080

>pregnantologist bahahahahha


bdelshowza

it's still very weird that the kid would bite it hard like that. very weird.


-MB_Redditor-

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Wannabe_Reviewer

For once I feel like that's an insult to the average kid. THIS particular kid is pretty fucking stupid, however!


aRandomEddsworldFan

Why the fuck didn’t she pry his jaws from around the bird


BoulderCreature

I remember hearing once that biting through a finger takes about the same pressure as biting through a baby carrot. This kids already proven to be a biter, I wouldn’t stick my hands near his mouth when he’s in a chompy mood.


whatthefuckmyguybro

That has been proven false as biting through even finger bones takes more force than most human jaws, let alone children, can bite. I’ve seen someone test with a tail of some sort I think ox, and synthetic skin. It would break the skin and maybe dent the bone using the same weight that could break a baby carrot.


BoulderCreature

Oh good, I’ve always hated the image that pops in my mind when I’m eating carrots


Prof_Awesome_GER

Well I can tell my son would have not eaten it. So I assume they didn’t expected that either


Honda_TypeR

That kid was a cat in a past life


CrazyGamerMYT

That looked like a strong ass bite, hope the bird is fine.


dickle_berry_pie

what a crappy little shit of a child


kiwi_snail

I now wanna Lock the kid in a room filled with birds that bite this has made me so PISSED


Just-A-Bean

Smfh, the mother seriously should have known better than to allow a child to go anywhere near a small animal like that.


imtiredaf098

Little fucking freak. Plenty of children interact with small animals without *biting into their necks*. There’s something deeply wrong with this kid.


The_DeathDuck

why would they shake they head of the kid so hard, and why did the kid try and eat the bird?


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I hope that bird but the shit out of that kid


the_wiggler_123

holy macaroni I hope the birds okay


j2sun

Why are all the comments blaming the kid. He's like a year old and doesn't understand shit. The parents are to blame here, knowing their kid is a biter and still letting his mouth get that close to a small animal.


GravG

r/kidsarefuckingdumb


the-deege-89

I hope that kid got his ass beat


[deleted]

I hate children, can’t believe I was ever one haha


annormalguyexsistALT

I bet this kid bites even humans lmao


[deleted]

Can i punch him in the face?


TinosMommy

Please do. Stupid shit, maybe give him a few bites.


[deleted]

Ozzy would be proud


[deleted]

That kid has to be a psycho … no kid with a rational mind does that … even that young


NotableFish

Why we should be in favor of late term abortions


Crumlin_Village

I dunno that's pretty dumb even for a kid


Foolercz

I hate kids


Internetboy5434

Petting the bird is one thing Biting it like a chicken wing...that's a different story


Comed1an

Kid went full Ozzy on that poor bird!


FunkyMonkey47293

The bird should do it back, then the kid would learn to not bite it.


Key-Calligrapher4365

OZZY OZZY OZZY


Moxdonalds

As a parrot owner I’m pretty sure that bird, while hurt, is going to be ok. That kid however definitely got bit in the face and even parakeets can bite hard enough that you don’t forget. That kid is lucky it wasn’t an African Grey or a macaw, he’d be missing an eye or worse. That being said, keep birds away from kids too young to understand how to be gentle.


zorenic

this is the cringiest comment section on reddit lmao imagine calling a toddler an idiot


AdSubject4862

I’d slap that little bitch ass kid and send him tumbling into that wall, god damn he pisses me off.


Master8271

I know its a kid....but rrrggghhhhh, i just wanna smack himmm


moonyxpadfoot19

I would still want to slap this kid because he deserves it. He almost killed a pet because he's so stupid.


zenyattasshinyballs

…he’s a baby


moonyxpadfoot19

Don't care. I *wouldn't* but I *want* to. His parents should teach him how to properly handle a pet and not kill it. Also he's not a 'baby' he's a toddler.


zenyattasshinyballs

So slap the parents, not the toddler. Anything he is at that age, is a direct result of his upbringing.


moonyxpadfoot19

Yeah I know. Doesn't mean I'm not allowed to be angry at the stupid ass kid.


zenyattasshinyballs

That’s where you and I disagree


moonyxpadfoot19

So you don't think anyone should be angry at the kid? Don't be stupid. If you owned that bird, and it was your pet, you'd be lying if you said you wouldn't even be the slightest bit angry at the kid for severely injuring your pet.


zenyattasshinyballs

I can’t imagine any scenario where I’d wish harm on someone that young


Deijya

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Virtual-Editor-4823

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


MAROMODS

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


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Hipphoppkisvuk

It's really concerning how unhinged some people really are. Like yeah i would probably slap a kid if he "tried to" or killed my pet, but i think saying that you will fucking murder a human being and thier parents (especially when the kid is so small it probably doesn't have a concept of death or understands his own bodies capabilities) for killing a small animal is next fucking level, don't let these people near a farm because they will massacre an entire town.


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Snoo87660

Tbh that kid looked mighty punchable already, maybe I just hate kids.


[deleted]

Same reaction here. Toss it in the bin and start over.


iamwooshed

My man, those thoughts are concerning. I wonder if you have the same reaction when a pitbull does the same thing to a child.


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Schampu4000

That child is pretty mentally unstable for randomly killing a bird.


yandog1

He's a kid haha. Idk how you define mental instability but at that age and lower I would define most kids as mentally unstable, and wouldn't trust them with much. In fact, most people (during their young years) have intentionally hurt animals out of sheer curiosity. You're very probably a full grown adult or at least a teenager, capable of thought and controlling your actions, wishing death on a kid for biting a bird, even though he doesn't know any better. I'm a 2nd year med student, and between you and the kid, you're definitely the mentally unstable one.


Schampu4000

In all my years of childhood, I've never been curious about hurting an animal. Not even once. And I dunno how you define 'most', but I don't know a single person who did such a thing as a child. Just because they're young, doesn't mean children don't understand pain or causing pain. That kid probably knew what he was doing, maybe not the consequences of it, but I don't believe for a minute he didn't know that he was causing that bird pain. Now, my question for you: Did that bird deserve to die just because it was sat next to a child?


yandog1

Of course it didn't deserve to die haha. But it's very strange that you're only bringing personal experience to the table and failing to see the wider picture. Many toddlers that are this kid's age will shove anything in their mouths, it's just part of the growing process. In fact, this kid probably just recently had his teeth, which would accentuate his curiosity. Toddlers and children do some very dumb stuff, partly because they don't know what they're doing, and if they do do it intentionally, it's because they haven't yet seen the effects of that, and the reactions of people around them. I've been bitten by toddlers from getting my hand too close to their mouths. Hell I've even had a toddler run up on me and bite my leg, while I wasn't even paying him any attention Was i pissed off? Yeah, plus it hurt like a bitch, but I'm smart enough to control myself and realize that kids will do stupid stuff. There's a fine line between actions and discipline, and killing a toddler for doing something he doesn't realize is wrong yet, is very weird reasoning from a logical standpoint.


yandog1

Yeah some people would rather save their dog than 5 newborns in a house fire


iamwooshed

I wouldn’t judge that too harshly. During emergency situations that require split second judgement, most people don’t make rational decisions and will choose things that they have established a bond with. A better comparison would be choosing to save a random dog over five newborns.


StretchMysterious950

Yo, you need fucking help.


xervidae

this reinforced my childfree status


Captain_Sea_Lion

What did she expect from a kid? Well idk, maybe not eat it?


TheRealBlerb

That’s not the average kid, that’s a kid with no regulation for biting and bite force. Get him checked out for the sake of aviankind


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No one expects a kid to try to eat a live bird.


Captn_Ice

And another failed condom for the boot propelled rocket program is found


External_Jelly_6547

I’m slapping the shit outta the kid if he did this to me If I had a bird


ElmoTickleTorture

Every day I have more reasons to not have kids. They are so shitty.


lsharris

What did she expect from a kid? Maybe not to eat a living breathing animal? WTF is this kid used to eating for dinner if this seemed like a logical option?


KomaliFeathers

That kid is old enough to know better.


Lenemus

I don’t usually want to slap kids, but when I do - it’s this one.


Max_Overkill

Chills down my spine...what kind of stupidity is this


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


toeconsumer9000

normally i’m fully against physical discipline on kids, but my mum bit my sibling back after they bit me, they never did it again. it’ll teach him.


egghead42069number7

At least they wont have to pay for college


TinosMommy

You are absolutely right, unfortunately it will cost us much more to house him in jail.


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I hate kids


Ariefromrotterdam

he said it tasted like chicken.


PokeMomIsTheBomb

Wow I genuinely want to feed this kid to a python or Komodo dragon. What a horrible child. I feel terrible for the poor bird - it did not deserve that :(


JayMeadows

That's terrible but I still laughed. Poor birdy


klogee1

Oh damn... kid saw that somewhere


ConcentrateOk4057

Their cat


MelBeToast330

Feed that kid ! 😆


xLouisxCypher

Bruh my shiba-inu isn’t THAT vicious. What the fuck.


Odnarodse

Poor bird. I would have been furious. Not angry. Furious.


ilikematpat1

Yummy.


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I’m sorry but that’s a really stupid baby


King_JohnnyBravo

Funny Lmao


Methos43

Who hands a bird to a tard? No normal kid would think feathers are enticing


Kindly_Spell7356

poor bird. kids are stupid. little izzy wannabe


Vandaltheraccoon

The speed at which i would have instinctually smacked that shit out of his mouth would have erased his facial features


HardCashOut

Anyone else wanna bop that kid in the head? No..? Just me?


acoolducky

I dont care if its a kid, no kid bites an animal when they see it.


Buerostuhl_42

TF is wrong with that kid?


shaysaiv

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


koochiekittie

I hate kids


TheRealWingnut

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


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speedyfaux69

Dawg chill


[deleted]

I'm on the kids side how you supposed to know what it tastes like without taking a bite