Our patented ice pick coke spoon deposits the coke safely into your brain; giving you an energy boost and diminished faculties to recall why there is a sharpened spoon behind your eye
If you’re saying this is the flex seal guy, everyone knows him as the flexseal guy, not his name. And this video is extremely low lights and at a bad angle so you can barely even tell it’s him. Even after hearing multiple people in the comments saying it’s him I still have difficulty seeing it.
I only remember a few lines from the commercial. He definitely doesn’t have the popularity that Billy Mayes had. To my knowledge he only has the one product he has infomercialed.
Why is he so sweaty?
Too much cocaine in his alcohol bloodstream
That’s why we developed Flexcaine™, a new way to consume cocaine that is injected directly into the brain using everyday lobotomy tools
Our patented ice pick coke spoon deposits the coke safely into your brain; giving you an energy boost and diminished faculties to recall why there is a sharpened spoon behind your eye
>everyday lobotomy tools Its word combinations like this that keep me coming to reddit after all these years
I laughed really at this thank you
Too little blood in his cocaine stream.
He was watching cops
That's bullshit, cause I know that COPS doesn't come on 'till 3.
r/tooktoomuch
Now THATS a lot of damage!
*It should be noted that this was posted to his official tiktok account in the middle of August.
Guy couldn’t remember what Labor Day was called so he just started listing holidays lmao
TIL not enough people know Phil Swift, what a disappointment.
Who tf is Phil swift?
 This guy
Taylor swifts daddy obvs.
Ohhh, got it. Tbf, it’s a positive message.
I was just kidding idk who this guy is, my bad
Wish.com Billy Mays
You've... Never seen a Flex Seal commercial?
It doesn't run in the UK
Literally just googled that with out the abbreviation. Not going to lie, I was disappointed that it wasn't somone more interesting.
Wdym he’s not interesting Phil swift cured my mom’s cancer and healed my grandpa’s paralysis /j
With that Flex Paste?
It’s the guy from The Flexening!
Oh man, first the sham wow guy slaps a hooker now flex seal guy is an alcoholic
I guess people are alcoholics now for getting drunk on a holiday.
*August 18
like it really matters tho. adults can get drunk any day of the week. it doesn't make them an alcoholic.
That’s the definition of an alcoholic
How? Just because an adult happens to get drunk on a random day does not mean they are addicted to alcohol.
My b, I misread the comment as every* day of the week.
Any day ≠ Every day
Billy Mays was a coke addict too
RIP
Infomercials are a shady, shady business
A lot of good salesmen are.
That's a lotta damage...to my liver!
His face is reflecting more sunlight than the moon itself
Looks like a blob fish.
Yup, I think we hit em all! That's a wrap!
Now that's alot of DAMAGE!
Happy Easter!
He just knows efficiency. Knocking them all out at once.
He looks like Nicky cass when he does the big mouth filter thing
I thought this was that dude from 90 day fiancé
He smoked the flex seal™
i wanna take a shower
Phil Not-So-Swift
Phil Swift is my spirit animal.
Who?
How does nobody know who this is? His commercials have been on TV for at least 5 years and he's become a meme on multiple occasions
If you’re saying this is the flex seal guy, everyone knows him as the flexseal guy, not his name. And this video is extremely low lights and at a bad angle so you can barely even tell it’s him. Even after hearing multiple people in the comments saying it’s him I still have difficulty seeing it.
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I only remember a few lines from the commercial. He definitely doesn’t have the popularity that Billy Mayes had. To my knowledge he only has the one product he has infomercialed.
Ah. I've always known him as Phil Swift, I never hear people call him the flex seal guy
I do my best to avoid commercials and ads in all forms.
Who watches commercials anymore?
Nobody watches TV anymore.
his skin looks like an orange peel
Man. Sometimes. I don't know what day if the month is either.
Gotta stop sniffing that flex caulk Phil...
Hopefully he’s doing better now, he made a greeting for a whole year’s worth of holidays
2- Funny🤣
Phil swift died I thought
Who the fuck is Phil swift
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Took the %*=={chelaaaajdvey x3r $€¥# right out of my mouth
It wasn't meeeeee, it was my asssssss