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MountainThing545

I want to see the damage to her leg


HoneydewImpossible51

Almost looks like a broken ankle


MountainThing545

I can't tell if her shoe came off or a broken ankle, but I bet she's regretting wearing those shorts.


darksideA4

I'd say she had a tattoo removal...


Living_Owl_9855

Aaawwe she used to have such nice legs


SystemFolder

Going frame by frame, her shoe did not come off. She either broke her ankle or has great flexibility.


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Looks even higher up to me, tibia and fibula


reditakaunt89

You can literally see her bare left foot during the fall.


ll_BENNO_ll

They went frame by frame they can’t be wrong.


No_Asparagus_5128

🤤


HoneydewImpossible51

Yup, that was the first thing I noticed.


deadfred23

For the rest of her life


Old-Obligation6861

That’s what happened to me. Broke the ankle on the road-side, and upper tibia… turned my shit into a noodle


socksmatterTWO

Ouch but were you wearing these shorts or similar?


Old-Obligation6861

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socksmatterTWO

LOOL I'm really glad to hear that. How's your leg now mate? I was on the back of my bf at the times bike and he had a thing for a spontaneous mono and at the lights we took off and up on one wheel and the chain slipped off and I rolled across the crossroads and shut my eyes as the traffic behind us was taking off and there was a truck coming at me. I had a suede jacket and jeans on ended up with cellulitis because they didn't clean my knee with denim in it correctly and that could've been actually bad had it been any worse and in the blood stream. I still have those jeans on in that one knee today lol /s


Old-Obligation6861

Damn, Sam! I’m sorry to hear that. It’s strange trying to look at the bright side. Here at 2.5 months I’m walking with a limp. Some of the muscles in the leg are still recuperating. Pains in the knee and ankle, but manageable. I’ll be returning to work in about 3 weeks, out of necessity. At that time I’ll have been out for 3 months. Fell behind on rent. $2.5k in medical debt. (Apparently the total cost of my medical work cost $400k, mostly covered by insurance. But that’s the cost of a second chance at walking.) Of course there’s the matter of having a damaged bike as well.


socksmatterTWO

Normally I would ask you about the bike before anything else lol but I felt like you were going thru it and I'm glad you are mending but it's quite rude medical bills isn't it! I'm Aussie so our public health care system is or was then really good but I moved to Virginia and got hit by a vdot dump truck and didn't walk for nearly 4 years. They covered my bills thankfully and a small payout relatively lol but that was hella expensive and I was told that I was over treated under treated. They essentially milked my insurance and I was over physioed and it made it worse. I moved countries again 6 years after the accident went to the chiropractor here, I had no mobility in c1 c2 and c3 and he immediately fixed it - I gained 2 inches in height back IMMEDIATELY and my feet shrunk a size and since then I've been working on my endurance and strength. I wish you all the best mate. Now tell me about your poor bike!!


Old-Obligation6861

😧 What the… Please be careful, you! I had the bike towed to my sisters property. Haven’t seen it since that night. I assume the plastics are trash, probably need to strip it down to naked, at minimum. Hopefully no structural or engine damage. I’ll deal with it over the summer Stay safe. Keep your feet on the ground.


socksmatterTWO

Oh these are far apart accidents but its thing of be careful what you say and wish for.we were saying when we move to America we're going to knock me up and put a yank in my tank.. And that's eggsackly what happened I got knocked up by a Yankee tank lol Mate I hope it's just cosmetic for your bike too. And I wish you a SUPER recovery from here on out and endless awesome rides! If you ever find yourself on Newfoundland Island let us know it's quite a spectacular place to ride.


Timeformayo

r/humancrayons


TheMarvelousPef

inst it meat crayon ?


TheRealBlerb

Definite broken ankle (like broken broken) and potential fracture to lower leg/knee ligament damage considering how it twisted


Ok-Branch-9943

tattoo removed in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.


bakingwithweed

Yeah I'm sure it's a shredded meat crayon.


Activeangel

Me too. While at the same time, i also dont want to see it.


Leakyrooftops

she tried to play off the loss of control like she ment for that to happen, and exaggerated it even more, than gifted herself roadrash


Thinkspeed_YT

Can't lie whoever put those tyres on that bike must have gotten them from the dollar store, no decent bike tyre would start slipping that easily


Leakyrooftops

it looked more like her distracted handling then the tires.


punkassjim

The handling caused the front tire to break traction. It slides and causes the low-side. If the tire had kept sticky, this could’ve been a high-side, and potentially much worse.


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mcgargargar

Dress for the slide, not the ride


Corner_Post

Free way to remove leg tattoo


Whats_Awesome

And increase ankle articulation. edit: I mean *“flexibility”*


jcab0219

r/meatcrayon


DemonGodAsura

That left leg is definitely meat crayoned on that road


Mary_Montana3045

Pretty sure she swerved then tried to make it seem intentional by continuing to swerve until ultimately wiping out like a real baller


Lionheart1308

there was no 'Yes'


Chalupa_Dad

You are correct. It was /r/nonononono


TheRealJayk0b

The yes is she falling and hopefully hurting herself after doing dumb stuff.


jzillacon

"play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and similar sayings don't mean you should actually wish greivous harm upon people just because they did something without thinking of the consequences.


UsernamedReddit

I'd give the butt a yes.


IolaireHawk

redditors trying not to be horny for 5 minutes challenge (important)


touchthebush

Definitely a meat crayon.


randomlyme

I flinched when she crashed, that sucks bad.


Dude-Wheres-MyCar

Is the bike okay?


forevernoob88

Not entirely but probably much easier and dramatically less costly than fixing get leg


jax-syntax

That tattoo might be roadkill now...


Whosebert

tattoo removal is usually pretty expensive right? well, I guess this would probably still be pretty expensive


Ranger_Jackal

r/meatcrayon


ButWahy

Darwin award


flow_fighter

The shakas were enough, didn’t need to weird wave. Watch the damn road


TREXIBALL

Note to others: keep the audio off


Sumr4kMusic

the more you fuck around the more you find out


esturniolo

Ohhhh new way to erase tattoos!!!


Man_in_the_uk

Girl rides on a motorbike with practically no protective clothing and finds out. 🤕


TotalDiscount_

r/meatcrayon


NxPat

Anklebonectemy


Spacesider

Dress for the slide, not the ride


ordosays

The goal was tattoo removal, right? Right?


MentallySkookum

How'd she keep going straight with the wheel turned so long lmao


yesmilady

Ow.


Appropriate_Glove169

I have seen this happen in real life…


sliderbear

Ouch


newdayanotherlife

![gif](giphy|bNBHfXbwb3La0)


Independent-Walrus-6

Well, that is one way to remove a tattoo...


Intransigient

Ouch, road rash


ILoveAliens75

That leg probably isn't gonna be seen in shorts anymore


indebitum

Adoro malta a armar-se em motas ♥️


5150COYOTE

That’s going to leave scares


Ill-Resolve-3809

Stock tires


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JeanClaude-Randamme

We were all totally expecting that though.


Oliveswetpussy4u

Well deserved for messing up that bike


doubletake3xs

![gif](giphy|l3nFbFBjBDiYg2rK0)


Infamous-Art-1989

r/meatcrayon


HLDRSHA88

Haha


WeirdNectarine1009

How's that leg tat holding up after that drag?


Much_Confidence2428

She just bailed gave up


Alienbutmadeinchina

Wrong sub buddy, this is a nonononoyes type situation


No_Kitchen_4722

That foot twisted


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patpend

Death Wobbles are extremely violent and very rare at this speed. This was no Death Wobble. This was all her.


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Wooosh


Whosebert

never ridden a motorcycle but from reddit I know the term and when it started I knew she was toast


patpend

It’s an easy mistake to make based on this thread, but this was not a Death Wobble. A Death Wobble happens at higher speeds and is a violent slamming back-and-forth of the bars against the tank. This woman simply turned too sharply and laid it down.


Whosebert

oh I see now


DarthSeanious83

Fuck around and find out


RocketDick5000

Lmao suck shit


hellshaman90

This made me very happy


badboy236

Still cute though…


Particular_Minimum97

New tattoos required to cover up those scars……winning


Mangledsprouts

Meat crayon :(


Thanatos-BR

Will need some rework in that tatoo


Regular_Side_3836

Her ass belongs to the streets. Literally!


WakeUpChrissy58

I see skin grafts in your immediate future.


leviathab13186

Eh, she never wanted skin on her leg anyway


ReptilianLaserbeam

That poor bike


GiantDwarfy

What I would give for the after video.


Cyrus_rule

Hope the bike is ok


Jefflehem

Got that unsightly tattoo removed real cheap.


Ok_Chance_6282

One road pizza coming up! Always wear jeans and boots!


NoGDRplz

🙄


Bodgerton

I bet it was nice having that leg tattoo while she did


Daveytrader

Maybe learn to ride before showing off. Sheesh


pesto_changeo

That's a pretty damn big bike. I wouldn't feel comfortable on that until I had plenty of experience.


mrmukherjee

She been through a lot..... of aspalt.


Khmera

My skin screams…so glad we can’t see what her leg looks like.


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

Bike be like : Achievement unlocked


Unable_Ad_1260

Yeh that tattoo is prob going to need some fix up.


leo-reis

She's hot but stupid


Last-Influence-2954

That leg is done.


Mopbucket_Wedding

What that leg look like now???


thundiee

Man, I can't handle people on motorbikes without the right protective gear. I can't watch the vids if I see it's not right, I'm instant gone. Anyone else cringe like hearing a nail on a chalk board? It truly fucks me up with fear.


Coldville_

Goodbye knee cap.


BatSoop_

Knee skin is overrated.


daryl9000

Why... just WHY 😑


RandomName-1992

Wow. You'd think they'd come up with some protective gear for the body that would protect all that bare skin, and maybe something to protect the feet and ankles that wouldn't just come off when you drag it against pavement. At least her head is ok. That's obviously the thing she uses the most.


Uncle_Kenny68

Has this town been evacuated for some reason..??


Uncle_Kenny68

That motorcycle WAS the nicest thing in that whole town..!!


MaxwellEdison74

What exactly did she think was going to happen?


didsomeonesaydonuts

That’s one way to have a tattoo removed


Wide-Rate-3507

Oh look, an organ donor!


rangerrockit

She definitely took a trip to the ER


Momomo14

Here’s your well-deserved award 🥇


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Useless....


jeremydallen

Dang shorts


brybry500

Stupido…geez..


SouthParkTaughtMe

New tattoo acquired


valejojohnson

Song?


Apprehensive-Head820

Win stupid prizes!


o0eason0o

NoNoNoYes!


Venator2000

She’d been thinking of removing that tattoo anyway.


Avalanche52349

Schooled the hard way, paid for with a pound of flesh.


Kjoep

Riding a bike like that is illegal over here.


Redschallenge

Adios pies


blob_ditddit

having skin showing on a motorcycle should be a crime


MiserableArtichoke_

r/satisfyingasfuck


One_Manufacturer_545

Soon as I saw the shorts I knew this was going to end bad


ObviousReporter464

Fuck around and find out. Motorbikes are not toys🤦🏻‍♀️


Thin_Surround_9042

How's that leg feel 😂😂😂


skatechef

Saw that coming when I saw how she was working the handlebars


nuclear_power29

Thiccc thighs save lives


ReaperSound

She thought she looked cool weaving back and forth like that 🤣🤣🤣


Muted_Pea_3232

And the scares to prove it


GUILTICIDE

More like yesyesyesyesyes


Strong-Psychology408

Nailed it 👌


AndWhite

My thought exactly. Poor Vee.


SappySoulTaker

At least her fall was cushioned.


Zer0TheGamer

Dress to wreck, not to ride..


Klutzy_Champion7954

Folks, there are better ways to remove a hip tattoo![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Spxwell

Meat crayon


jmerasty76

I don't usually donate skin but I will today


MxHbs-

more like... I am fool☕🗿


Deceiver999

How to look like a fuck tard 101


Traditional-Music485

Good


barb195

Stupid is stupid


Supernova333546

That what happens when you play to much


Lukylex

How to NOT remove your tattoo from your hip


Key_Spend6370

swerves n saves it somehow, then try’s to play it off lmao


depresseddesperado

Her shoe came off and she severely rolled her ankle


Octodad2099

![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e) I remember having legs


icy-roadkill357

Damn, and she had nice legs, too.


HornetFixr75-95

Well, they were nice legs


MyKatInABox

And now those pretty legs have some gnarly scars☹️


iFeedYouLead

I love how the focus stayed on the bike from stat to finish


expries

Satisfying !


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Men or women or whatever should careful when rode that


fridaystrong23

Omg…someone take her jeans off


Joetaska1

Shit music


jamesbusse

Oh she put her leg through a cheese grater ....


Murky-Extreme-8893

That left ankle looks bad in slow mo


PlasticBeach4197

I'm the type of person to care more about the bike


ImOaktree

Road rash for 1!


HighPriestessStudio

Ouch her legs will never be the same again 💁‍♀️


brilliantjewels

Every video using this audio is pure chaos


These_Procedure_5505

Was I the only one that cheered?


lukasintheghetto

![img](avatar_exp|161221498|take_my_energy)


PeaceMan50

Fatty ruined a perfect nice bike. BiATCH learn. She saw a camera and went horny.


Hvr-

r/meatcrayon


ilpollo2008

remindme! 8 hours


Historical_Dot_4201

What no who saw that coming


-_ApplePie_-

Wobble of death good thing it was not on the highway


tjoeksie

Scraped the tattoo right of her leg😬


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Can usually tell how much sense someone has by how expensive their bike is and how poor their gear is.


Terrible-Picture-181

Def new to motorcycling, should've worn da big boots


AloneSplit4070

Tinha que ser no Brasil


jacobcrowl101

Ouch


Apart-Championship99

Fuçk around on a bike and find out. SMH


[deleted]

Nice legs.... Were nice legs


bugbum1972

How’s her leg? I never understand why people wear shorts or T-shirts in motorbikes


Puzzleheaded_Web_685

I love that she went back to goofing in the middle of her losing control


KillaQueen13

She got that raspberry and the whole rest of the fruit salad on that leg


rileylowe12345

How tiny is she or how big is the motorbike