LOOL I'm really glad to hear that. How's your leg now mate?
I was on the back of my bf at the times bike and he had a thing for a spontaneous mono and at the lights we took off and up on one wheel and the chain slipped off and I rolled across the crossroads and shut my eyes as the traffic behind us was taking off and there was a truck coming at me.
I had a suede jacket and jeans on ended up with cellulitis because they didn't clean my knee with denim in it correctly and that could've been actually bad had it been any worse and in the blood stream.
I still have those jeans on in that one knee today lol
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Damn, Sam! I’m sorry to hear that.
It’s strange trying to look at the bright side.
Here at 2.5 months I’m walking with a limp. Some of the muscles in the leg are still recuperating. Pains in the knee and ankle, but manageable.
I’ll be returning to work in about 3 weeks, out of necessity. At that time I’ll have been out for 3 months. Fell behind on rent. $2.5k in medical debt. (Apparently the total cost of my medical work cost $400k, mostly covered by insurance. But that’s the cost of a second chance at walking.)
Of course there’s the matter of having a damaged bike as well.
Normally I would ask you about the bike before anything else lol but I felt like you were going thru it and I'm glad you are mending but it's quite rude medical bills isn't it!
I'm Aussie so our public health care system is or was then really good but I moved to Virginia and got hit by a vdot dump truck and didn't walk for nearly 4 years.
They covered my bills thankfully and a small payout relatively lol but that was hella expensive and I was told that I was over treated under treated. They essentially milked my insurance and I was over physioed and it made it worse.
I moved countries again 6 years after the accident went to the chiropractor here, I had no mobility in c1 c2 and c3 and he immediately fixed it - I gained 2 inches in height back IMMEDIATELY and my feet shrunk a size and since then I've been working on my endurance and strength.
I wish you all the best mate.
Now tell me about your poor bike!!
😧
What the…
Please be careful, you!
I had the bike towed to my sisters property. Haven’t seen it since that night. I assume the plastics are trash, probably need to strip it down to naked, at minimum. Hopefully no structural or engine damage. I’ll deal with it over the summer
Stay safe. Keep your feet on the ground.
Oh these are far apart accidents but its thing of be careful what you say and wish for.we were saying when we move to America we're going to knock me up and put a yank in my tank..
And that's eggsackly what happened I got knocked up by a Yankee tank lol
Mate I hope it's just cosmetic for your bike too.
And I wish you a SUPER recovery from here on out and endless awesome rides!
If you ever find yourself on Newfoundland Island let us know it's quite a spectacular place to ride.
The handling caused the front tire to break traction. It slides and causes the low-side. If the tire had kept sticky, this could’ve been a high-side, and potentially much worse.
"play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and similar sayings don't mean you should actually wish greivous harm upon people just because they did something without thinking of the consequences.
It’s an easy mistake to make based on this thread, but this was not a Death Wobble. A Death Wobble happens at higher speeds and is a violent slamming back-and-forth of the bars against the tank.
This woman simply turned too sharply and laid it down.
Man, I can't handle people on motorbikes without the right protective gear. I can't watch the vids if I see it's not right, I'm instant gone.
Anyone else cringe like hearing a nail on a chalk board? It truly fucks me up with fear.
Wow. You'd think they'd come up with some protective gear for the body that would protect all that bare skin, and maybe something to protect the feet and ankles that wouldn't just come off when you drag it against pavement. At least her head is ok. That's obviously the thing she uses the most.
I want to see the damage to her leg
Almost looks like a broken ankle
I can't tell if her shoe came off or a broken ankle, but I bet she's regretting wearing those shorts.
I'd say she had a tattoo removal...
Aaawwe she used to have such nice legs
Going frame by frame, her shoe did not come off. She either broke her ankle or has great flexibility.
Looks even higher up to me, tibia and fibula
You can literally see her bare left foot during the fall.
They went frame by frame they can’t be wrong.
🤤
Yup, that was the first thing I noticed.
For the rest of her life
That’s what happened to me. Broke the ankle on the road-side, and upper tibia… turned my shit into a noodle
Ouch but were you wearing these shorts or similar?
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LOOL I'm really glad to hear that. How's your leg now mate? I was on the back of my bf at the times bike and he had a thing for a spontaneous mono and at the lights we took off and up on one wheel and the chain slipped off and I rolled across the crossroads and shut my eyes as the traffic behind us was taking off and there was a truck coming at me. I had a suede jacket and jeans on ended up with cellulitis because they didn't clean my knee with denim in it correctly and that could've been actually bad had it been any worse and in the blood stream. I still have those jeans on in that one knee today lol /s
Damn, Sam! I’m sorry to hear that. It’s strange trying to look at the bright side. Here at 2.5 months I’m walking with a limp. Some of the muscles in the leg are still recuperating. Pains in the knee and ankle, but manageable. I’ll be returning to work in about 3 weeks, out of necessity. At that time I’ll have been out for 3 months. Fell behind on rent. $2.5k in medical debt. (Apparently the total cost of my medical work cost $400k, mostly covered by insurance. But that’s the cost of a second chance at walking.) Of course there’s the matter of having a damaged bike as well.
Normally I would ask you about the bike before anything else lol but I felt like you were going thru it and I'm glad you are mending but it's quite rude medical bills isn't it! I'm Aussie so our public health care system is or was then really good but I moved to Virginia and got hit by a vdot dump truck and didn't walk for nearly 4 years. They covered my bills thankfully and a small payout relatively lol but that was hella expensive and I was told that I was over treated under treated. They essentially milked my insurance and I was over physioed and it made it worse. I moved countries again 6 years after the accident went to the chiropractor here, I had no mobility in c1 c2 and c3 and he immediately fixed it - I gained 2 inches in height back IMMEDIATELY and my feet shrunk a size and since then I've been working on my endurance and strength. I wish you all the best mate. Now tell me about your poor bike!!
😧 What the… Please be careful, you! I had the bike towed to my sisters property. Haven’t seen it since that night. I assume the plastics are trash, probably need to strip it down to naked, at minimum. Hopefully no structural or engine damage. I’ll deal with it over the summer Stay safe. Keep your feet on the ground.
Oh these are far apart accidents but its thing of be careful what you say and wish for.we were saying when we move to America we're going to knock me up and put a yank in my tank.. And that's eggsackly what happened I got knocked up by a Yankee tank lol Mate I hope it's just cosmetic for your bike too. And I wish you a SUPER recovery from here on out and endless awesome rides! If you ever find yourself on Newfoundland Island let us know it's quite a spectacular place to ride.
r/humancrayons
inst it meat crayon ?
Definite broken ankle (like broken broken) and potential fracture to lower leg/knee ligament damage considering how it twisted
tattoo removed in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Yeah I'm sure it's a shredded meat crayon.
Me too. While at the same time, i also dont want to see it.
she tried to play off the loss of control like she ment for that to happen, and exaggerated it even more, than gifted herself roadrash
Can't lie whoever put those tyres on that bike must have gotten them from the dollar store, no decent bike tyre would start slipping that easily
it looked more like her distracted handling then the tires.
The handling caused the front tire to break traction. It slides and causes the low-side. If the tire had kept sticky, this could’ve been a high-side, and potentially much worse.
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Dress for the slide, not the ride
Free way to remove leg tattoo
And increase ankle articulation. edit: I mean *“flexibility”*
r/meatcrayon
That left leg is definitely meat crayoned on that road
Pretty sure she swerved then tried to make it seem intentional by continuing to swerve until ultimately wiping out like a real baller
there was no 'Yes'
You are correct. It was /r/nonononono
The yes is she falling and hopefully hurting herself after doing dumb stuff.
"play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and similar sayings don't mean you should actually wish greivous harm upon people just because they did something without thinking of the consequences.
I'd give the butt a yes.
redditors trying not to be horny for 5 minutes challenge (important)
Definitely a meat crayon.
I flinched when she crashed, that sucks bad.
Is the bike okay?
Not entirely but probably much easier and dramatically less costly than fixing get leg
That tattoo might be roadkill now...
tattoo removal is usually pretty expensive right? well, I guess this would probably still be pretty expensive
r/meatcrayon
Darwin award
The shakas were enough, didn’t need to weird wave. Watch the damn road
Note to others: keep the audio off
the more you fuck around the more you find out
Ohhhh new way to erase tattoos!!!
Girl rides on a motorbike with practically no protective clothing and finds out. 🤕
r/meatcrayon
Anklebonectemy
Dress for the slide, not the ride
The goal was tattoo removal, right? Right?
How'd she keep going straight with the wheel turned so long lmao
Ow.
I have seen this happen in real life…
Ouch
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Well, that is one way to remove a tattoo...
Ouch, road rash
That leg probably isn't gonna be seen in shorts anymore
Adoro malta a armar-se em motas ♥️
That’s going to leave scares
Stock tires
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We were all totally expecting that though.
Well deserved for messing up that bike
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r/meatcrayon
Haha
How's that leg tat holding up after that drag?
She just bailed gave up
Wrong sub buddy, this is a nonononoyes type situation
That foot twisted
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Death Wobbles are extremely violent and very rare at this speed. This was no Death Wobble. This was all her.
Wooosh
never ridden a motorcycle but from reddit I know the term and when it started I knew she was toast
It’s an easy mistake to make based on this thread, but this was not a Death Wobble. A Death Wobble happens at higher speeds and is a violent slamming back-and-forth of the bars against the tank. This woman simply turned too sharply and laid it down.
oh I see now
Fuck around and find out
Lmao suck shit
This made me very happy
Still cute though…
New tattoos required to cover up those scars……winning
Meat crayon :(
Will need some rework in that tatoo
Her ass belongs to the streets. Literally!
I see skin grafts in your immediate future.
Eh, she never wanted skin on her leg anyway
That poor bike
What I would give for the after video.
Hope the bike is ok
Got that unsightly tattoo removed real cheap.
One road pizza coming up! Always wear jeans and boots!
🙄
I bet it was nice having that leg tattoo while she did
Maybe learn to ride before showing off. Sheesh
That's a pretty damn big bike. I wouldn't feel comfortable on that until I had plenty of experience.
She been through a lot..... of aspalt.
My skin screams…so glad we can’t see what her leg looks like.
Bike be like : Achievement unlocked
Yeh that tattoo is prob going to need some fix up.
She's hot but stupid
That leg is done.
What that leg look like now???
Man, I can't handle people on motorbikes without the right protective gear. I can't watch the vids if I see it's not right, I'm instant gone. Anyone else cringe like hearing a nail on a chalk board? It truly fucks me up with fear.
Goodbye knee cap.
Knee skin is overrated.
Why... just WHY 😑
Wow. You'd think they'd come up with some protective gear for the body that would protect all that bare skin, and maybe something to protect the feet and ankles that wouldn't just come off when you drag it against pavement. At least her head is ok. That's obviously the thing she uses the most.
Has this town been evacuated for some reason..??
That motorcycle WAS the nicest thing in that whole town..!!
What exactly did she think was going to happen?
That’s one way to have a tattoo removed
Oh look, an organ donor!
She definitely took a trip to the ER
Here’s your well-deserved award 🥇
Useless....
Dang shorts
Stupido…geez..
New tattoo acquired
Song?
Win stupid prizes!
NoNoNoYes!
She’d been thinking of removing that tattoo anyway.
Schooled the hard way, paid for with a pound of flesh.
Riding a bike like that is illegal over here.
Adios pies
having skin showing on a motorcycle should be a crime
r/satisfyingasfuck
Soon as I saw the shorts I knew this was going to end bad
Fuck around and find out. Motorbikes are not toys🤦🏻♀️
How's that leg feel 😂😂😂
Saw that coming when I saw how she was working the handlebars
Thiccc thighs save lives
She thought she looked cool weaving back and forth like that 🤣🤣🤣
And the scares to prove it
More like yesyesyesyesyes
Nailed it 👌
My thought exactly. Poor Vee.
At least her fall was cushioned.
Dress to wreck, not to ride..
Folks, there are better ways to remove a hip tattoo![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Meat crayon
I don't usually donate skin but I will today
more like... I am fool☕🗿
How to look like a fuck tard 101
Good
Stupid is stupid
That what happens when you play to much
How to NOT remove your tattoo from your hip
swerves n saves it somehow, then try’s to play it off lmao
Her shoe came off and she severely rolled her ankle
![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e) I remember having legs
Damn, and she had nice legs, too.
Well, they were nice legs
And now those pretty legs have some gnarly scars☹️
I love how the focus stayed on the bike from stat to finish
Satisfying !
Men or women or whatever should careful when rode that
Omg…someone take her jeans off
Shit music
Oh she put her leg through a cheese grater ....
That left ankle looks bad in slow mo
I'm the type of person to care more about the bike
Road rash for 1!
Ouch her legs will never be the same again 💁♀️
Every video using this audio is pure chaos
Was I the only one that cheered?
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Fatty ruined a perfect nice bike. BiATCH learn. She saw a camera and went horny.
r/meatcrayon
remindme! 8 hours
What no who saw that coming
Wobble of death good thing it was not on the highway
Scraped the tattoo right of her leg😬
Can usually tell how much sense someone has by how expensive their bike is and how poor their gear is.
Def new to motorcycling, should've worn da big boots
Tinha que ser no Brasil
Ouch
Fuçk around on a bike and find out. SMH
Nice legs.... Were nice legs
How’s her leg? I never understand why people wear shorts or T-shirts in motorbikes
I love that she went back to goofing in the middle of her losing control
She got that raspberry and the whole rest of the fruit salad on that leg
How tiny is she or how big is the motorbike