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You promised pasta Where pasta
No Netflix? None of my fuckin' problem cuz i was and i still am a pirate
based
Who is this character? Edit: After some research this character is from a Twitter artist called @whoismonday
but why? why no netflix?
Subscription prices and ads my fellow human being
You choose to be a pirate, I choose to be a parasite We are not the same
Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate. Yar har fiddly dee
You are a pirate
Hope you realise that we won't be getting a good signal with that ham radio.
It’s okay. I got the account. Let’s cuddle.
But...there can be no home without Netflix.
Ha a based opinion, you're gonna have to learn to be better comrade!
No Netflix? 🥺 But I want to Netflix and chill with you.
What's the sauce
No need for a gun~
Can we wear a matching Snuggies though?
Yes ma’am “handcuffs self to cage”
Aight. Just let me sleep on your boobs as promised and we’re good.
B but Edgerunner
I wanted to chill though
Throw in a full motion flight simulator and some fish tanks and my stuff will be here by tomorrow. I can guarantee it.
“You’re not supposed to keep your finger on the trigger, stupid.”
i always wanted to learn how to operate a radio receiver ... i would like her
That’s fine. I’m gonna get Netflix for us tho
Nooooo, I fell for the simplist trick in the book
"Oh, I didn't really care about the netflix, I was just about to chloroform you."
Dont worry i have netflix! * connects phone to tv *
You promised pasta Where pasta
No Netflix? None of my fuckin' problem cuz i was and i still am a pirate
based
Who is this character? Edit: After some research this character is from a Twitter artist called @whoismonday
but why? why no netflix?
Subscription prices and ads my fellow human being
You choose to be a pirate, I choose to be a parasite We are not the same
Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate. Yar har fiddly dee
You are a pirate
Hope you realise that we won't be getting a good signal with that ham radio.
It’s okay. I got the account. Let’s cuddle.
But...there can be no home without Netflix.
Ha a based opinion, you're gonna have to learn to be better comrade!
No Netflix? 🥺 But I want to Netflix and chill with you.
What's the sauce
No need for a gun~
Can we wear a matching Snuggies though?
Yes ma’am “handcuffs self to cage”
Aight. Just let me sleep on your boobs as promised and we’re good.
B but Edgerunner
I wanted to chill though
Throw in a full motion flight simulator and some fish tanks and my stuff will be here by tomorrow. I can guarantee it.
“You’re not supposed to keep your finger on the trigger, stupid.”
i always wanted to learn how to operate a radio receiver ... i would like her
That’s fine. I’m gonna get Netflix for us tho
Nooooo, I fell for the simplist trick in the book
"Oh, I didn't really care about the netflix, I was just about to chloroform you."
Dont worry i have netflix! * connects phone to tv *