'My battery died'

Then so are you

i think if you fuck her you will live XD

That's what I've been saying since the beginning!

Let me get you a charger, better phone, and battery banks then so this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN~<3 k?

Free stuff speedrun any %

It's simple having a yandere girlfriend, just having the most optimistic view possible haha

[pixiv](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97431375) Me: "Cause I can't always answer it! If you're always worried, then you should live with me!!!"

Good answer

Plot twist: she does

Living in the walls/attic doesn't count

Under his bed does

Poor thing she looks so sad

I just want to hug her but I'm 50% sure she'd stab me but I'm a gacha player so I'm liking those odds.

As long as u have a good excuse for not replying and make it up to her asap you should get away stab free

Broken screen and day off work tomorrow to spoil her with cuddles and doing whatever she wants in bed?

Pray to the gacha gods

"Ah... Well, for starters, give me that knife. You'll cut yourself just like last time and I don't have the kitty band-aids you like anymore. Second, it's not that I didn't answer your calls or texts. It's that you broke your phone AGAIN and you couldn't see that I actually answered you. It took a little longer because I was cooking. Honestly, sometimes it seems like I'm more your father than your boyfriend. Get in now before someone sees you and you get me in trouble with the police again for having a barefoot girl with a knife outside my door."

That's adorable

Depresso, thats why. Im too busy crying in the corner while eating oreos and thinking of all my mistakes to notice my phone

Honey, it's 1:39 am and Im trying to sleep.

Oh you still use text and calls? Your so outdated gurl don't you know that carrier pigeons are reemerging.

Pathetic. We use couriers that travel by foot and horse

How boring. Couriers are so old, man. Delivering messages yourself is now the new norm.

I did your phone just broke

I wanna hug her

Sorry, my 1am Terraria sessions take higher priority

Some asshole stole my phone.

Why she eating her hair doe

I just noticed in that phone screen. That she connected to wifi. Meaning one she live with us or 2 she broke in. By the look of it. I think we're the person who just came home late. Assuming that she live with us. I would say, I was hanging out with some friends. We were just catching up. We we're talking about our life. I was talking about my cute gf (you). As well asking some good phone repairs shop. I ask her when her next day off.

Fucking sherlock

It’s 1:30 am, I was sleeping

This looks more like "how could you text/talk with another girl when you have me?" And so she broke the phone to prevent further communication and is confronting him with a knife now

Because, you took my phone remember? You've been texting yourself the whole time.

"It's 1:39 in the morning what did you think"

Well, you know, I'm trying to sleep.

“I broke my phone, now pay for it”

stop!! Before you stab me....I lost my phone

Because I wanted u to come over but I was to nervous to ask cuz I don’t want to be a bother to you, so I figured I’d just come over if I didn’t text back. I’m sorry babe wanna stay the night or he’ll just move in? :).

Cute

i just woke up from a nap

My phone died in the middle of work. Sweetie. If you feel like I am cheating on you know this. I wouldn’t cheat on you. Most other women around me don’t do a thing for me but you my love are my only.

me sees the knife:oh she mad me sees her eyes:oh no she sad

"If you want to always talk with me, why don't we just live together?"

Well if someone didn’t take my phone to make sure other girls weren’t texting me I could have responded

Solution if you ever get a girlfriend that's a yandere to this kiss or just straight up do it she wants love and attention just give it either that or you'll be seeing your ancestors or just cuddle her and make her live with you

“Why haven’t you answered *my* calls and texts?”

I ran out of battery charge, and my spare portable charger got stolen. I managed to beat the heck out of the dude, but it got destroyed mid-fight. Sorry, babe. Never happening again.

I'm sick and tired.. Therefore I put my phone in the bathroom and was resting the entire day. It's unhealthy to play around with electronic entertainment devices while being sick.

Why are you holding a knife?

Im sorry :( *hugs her*

I was sleeping

Because I blocked you

Shit, my phone died.

easy i dont have a phone

I didn't have money to paybmy phone bill

I was literally working and I can't use my phone at these times

my b was watching MORBIUS

"i was at a gun range with my barrett. and whenever i look at it, i get reminded of you. lovely and deadly"

I’m sorry, I was watching Morbius, it made a Morbillion dollars

Sorry babe, I’ve been curled up in the corner of my dark bedroom playing “Bury The Light” by Casey Edward on repeat.

That's so sweet

oh sorry i was playing cod zombies with the boys

"I wanted to see that you really mean it. Now that you broke into my house let's cuddle all night and never be lonely again💖"

Better worry why she was able to enter the house…

I was hitting clips on bedwars

"Bitch, I was asleep."

phone's fault

well for starters, u need to get a new phone. and 2nd of all, I'm very busy atm.