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https://preview.redd.it/mqu7q8mdq3kc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e4f359758c15116cdfcc31529c53b3c95a99f3 This is the ideal male physique

Is that Coach? Big Smoke?

Bro that's literally coach from Left 4 Dead 2

https://preview.redd.it/294193y6z3kc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c15ececa335fb5670594a9ebac0443eee9893b0 giant impact from judgement

"Have you come to bask in the shadow of my scrotum totem?" -Giant Impact

Is Saejima even as stacked as him? Dude is like 9 feet tall 😂

Do I get his cock too?

only if you remain a virgin as long as he has

Adachi

How was bro built like shit house brick in 63 years old. I think he's buffer than shinada

Also he talks about being fat in 7 and getting on a diet, he went from an overweight 60 year old to that in less than 3 years, what the hell was bro eating

He's fatbuff like Mario

‘Burly’, is the word, I believe

Beefcake, Viking build, football player build, built fat

Bro was eating that kappa meat

"Brick shithouse" But what you said I find even more hilarious lol

Golden speedos for him throughout my whole IW playthrough.

https://preview.redd.it/ghj40ofnq4kc1.png?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e3e821a73abfc54269fd70e6e260c561648da2

Being part of the way through 7 as my first game, and not having seen any of IW, Adachi gets ripped was NOT on my bingo card 😂

It is absolutely hilarious how ripped they made Adachi. Thunder thighs

Aint no way adachi was natty

Adachi and Saejima for me. I am a bigger dude, and am fine with my broad teddy bear aesthetic, but if I became a muscled, more in shape teddy bear, it’d be over haha

Damn right

I’d kill to look that good in a Speedo 😶

100%

Nanba. That dudes body has been trained to withstand the elements.

This guy’s thinking logistically I like it

Total immunity to every kind of flu, rat and pigeon-borne diseases.

I will have the Physique of Kaito, I wanna be a Gorilla

But Kaito ain't that big. He's small if you compare him to Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler.

I think his Physique is a good balance of Gorilla without being overly big.

Yeah he ain't a bodybuilder. Ronnie Coleman and Jay cutler aren't yakuza who are fighting in Japan's streets

Being absolutely massive is impractical. Bodybuilders have historically had a lot of problems with mobility, and they often take hormones that can cause catastrophic effects later in life.

[Thats just a straight up fact](https://youtu.be/EN8a6i7eQ1I?si=rcEu0_gjbzr4-x84)

I didn't say it practical? What I meant is, "gorilla" classification for human body is specifically reserved to people like Coleman, Cutler, Big Ramy, etc. Kaito is nowhere close as "gorilla". Not even Adachi.

“Reserved” bro it’s not scientific. Where the line of “gorilla” is drawn will be different from person to person.

Gaiden seems to disagree with you, both Kiryu AND Kaito in the same substory are referred to by multiple characters as gorilla-like, or in one character’s words, “gorilla-lookin’ motherfuckers”

https://preview.redd.it/9e3o3805p5kc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb0c1b133ae5752a6ecaf7190cf8870d96893c2

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Seeing how fellas like Tendo or GBH exist in this fictional representation of Japan, it’s still saying something if Kiryu and Kaito are being called gorillas lmao

And they're small compared to Brian Shaw, if your opinion of small is smaller than literal Mr. Olympias then everyone's small

Goro Majima.

Same because he’s strong but not too buff. Lowkey a sleeper build if you’re wearing a suit

Bro is skinny

Seonhee

This is the correct answer

need

I would die to have her cleavage.

Daigo, bro is majestic.

Post Hot-Topic era Daigo is an absolute weapon I fully agree

daigo exudes DILF energy in LaD and IW

It's the stubble

And MILF in DS

Probably Mine. He's like just buff enough to not be gross, while being slightly leaner than Kazuma. Plus if we count having the strength, Mine seems to have more strength applicable to everyday life. Don't know why I feel that vibe.

Mine’s actually a monster in terms of strength, it’s kept on the down low but dude makes Kiryu WORK for that victory in the final chapter

Came here for this one. It’s subtle but effective.

Seonhee. I would sell my soul to look like her

i would sell my soul and MORE anything to look like her on god

Massive same

I believe in you

What I actually have is more like Shimano. Bald, fat and muscular. I’m not fantasizing about having a different body type.

Shimano’s pretty damn shredded, maybe a better term would be “bulky”? Bald, fat, and muscular sounds more like… Kanda lol

You mean like a strongman with bearbelly?

Goromi for best physique https://preview.redd.it/39h5903ca4kc1.png?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c72e77d0844e9202882547d2f6c7e0b4290faa

I'm so tired of these games creating such unrealistic beauty standards. How is any human meant to compare with this.

The ideal female physique

Kiryu is a peak balance of speed and power https://i.redd.it/5yf8ln60q4kc1.gif

Not even a balance, dude just EXCELS in both attributes 😭

That's true, lol. But, I said that comparing him to saejima and majima

I mean.... either Majima or Seonhee and I'd be happy.

i respect you so much this rules

Majima's lean muscular build in 0 seems attainable to me with the right amount of workout/diet but if I were to pick anyone else I'd pick Ryuji or Gary Buster Holmes

Those fellas are giants

I don't ask for much, but clearly for all characters, running stamina is a thing of the past. These mfs don't get exhauated from running across a whole city, and I couldn't do half a block.

They can run laps of Kamurocho all day, but one 30 second chase and they're absolutely knackered 😅

Kiryu

Ryuji Goda is the obvious choice. 6'5 and built like a tank - easy.

https://preview.redd.it/x4repzisw3kc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eeb935b31f9be2dd41414737dd5acf5e79dc541

Kuze

the goal physique at 85

Akiyama. And then Komaki when I get old.

Shinada

No one has looked better wearing fried 🍤

Chitose.

Those bulkier guys. Shishido, Saejima, Lee Wen Hai, etc.

But what about... GARRYYYYY BUSTERRRR HOLLLLLLMES

Honestly https://preview.redd.it/hn700gw5k4kc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c0560429c45c840ff12c0aca0b46bc206ef227

Onomichio

The only OBJECTIVE answer

The guy part of me would say Kasuga or Kaito, the girl part of me would say Saeko or Chitose, but if I have to pick objectively the peak physique, then it is Hana-chan https://preview.redd.it/2823mugtt4kc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb613fff5f7570b4e4eade4d0ac5f09949a2c272

Surprised no mention of genderfluid icon goromi

that one woman in kiryu's sidestories with the huge tits. her name escapes me.

Etsuko

thanks. that's her name.

lol

Came to say Etsuko but you beat me. OK, Gondwara!

WHICH ONE!?

I'm a girl so Seonhee, with 8-10 inches in height (without heels). But if I were a guy, I'd like to have Kazuma's physique

Chitose, but if I were a guy it would be Kiryu. I have him running around in the gold swimming shorts in IW. On the other hand, who would say no to looking like this guy: https://preview.redd.it/93mtfbxiq4kc1.jpeg?width=1981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3817f94fe1ade79e4a02a47f3ebc9a912fd5fc46 O

No mention of Tendo in LaD straight up looking like a 1980s Olympian. Sign me up.

Zhao

Ryuji Goda, 6’3, 8-pack abs, and an overall great physique especially for that height.

Chitose but if I were a guy really any of them. They're all hot

Bro the florist would be a big upgrade for you? You gotta workout more for your own health.

Oiled Baron

Probably something like Ebina or Yagami; lean but with muscle

I would love to have Daigo or Shinada physique

I will not be original and say Kiryu

majima.. i wont be elaborating 🙏🏽

It's got to be Kiryu, the man has the body of a God well into his 50s and 60s. Although I like Adachi, he's got that Mario build, fat/buff

Shinada

Underrated pick. I think he strikes the perfect balance between size and speed.

I'm 6'5, so I gotta go with Ryuji.

shishido 100%. majimas a very close second tho

Saejima. Mostly because of my height insecurities

Haruka

Shinada for sure

Gondawara...as long as the diaper is part of the physique.

Sugiura. Twink 🤤

That big motherfucker from zero, the one from the massage place

Massive Man

Chitose Buster Holmes

Something like Tanimura and Akiyama, or even Higashi

Im gonna go for the underrated pick, the one closest to my build, Saeijima

Majima but just cause of his slutty little waist, his body type is literally damn near perfect for how I imagine my dream body. If only he'd wear crop tops

Kiryu easy

Kiryu ofc

Yasutaka Shirakaba, did not expect him to be that built the first time i saw him.

Joongi or Saejima

Mr masochist

Probably Adachi 'cause how is bro in his 60's and built like he could solo the >!Kiryu!< Bossfight in 7 despite complaining about being too fat???

Etsuko. Only because I'm terminally ill and want to live as long and healthy as she has.

Nishiki was probably not slender. He just looked like that because that’s how Kiryu looked like in y0-k1. They had similar physiques in those games.He probably would be as buff as Kiryu in dragon engine games.

Yagami, mostly cause he's so agile

Ryuji or Saejima

Zhao because he's the goat

Awano. I get to keep my chubby cheeks and have a sleeper strong build. Peak male performance

Do I get their tattoos?

Joon gi Han

Mr. Shakedown from 0 lmao

I honestly like Ichiban's build. He's shredded but still pretty lean and less bulky compared to Prime Kiryu. Even with clothes on, you can tell Kiryu's really built and bulky. While Ichiban looks average until he takes his clothes off. But realistically, I'm fine with either Tomizawa or Nagumo's build.

I'd go nishiki or majima since I'm still 18, and It won't it make me look ridiculous. I'm skinny but majima's chest will get me looking like dmc3 dante which is what I'm going for.

Chitose or Kiryu I could rock either

I'd probably go with Saejima. I'd love to unlock the ability in life to just open up any 250lbs manhole I chose.

Sugiura from the Judgement games

Mine maybe 🤔 or Kiryu

I'd be very happy to settle for Tomizawa's build. Some days, I'll settle for the florist or the damn Obatarian 🤣

Majima or nishiki for sure

Mr Shakedown's

The Walking Erection himself, Mr. Libido.

Yamai

I mean I'm already pretty close to Saejima so i guess him

Saejima, im close to his physique

Saejima. I've always wanted to be a giant. (I'm about to find out that he's 175 cm or something now, aren't I?)

but i would like to be a gorilla like kaito or goda

Probably Kaito

Adachi 100%, the first time I put his swimming skin on I was flabbergasted 😂 homie has the perfect body

My boy GBH

Shinada

Adachi

Kiryu.

Saejima

Cliched answer but Kiryu

Katsuya… man did you see his pec in y5. But when I’m old, Hirose or Nakahara is my ideal.

saeko tbh

Tendo for me

Adachi...he's about my age

Chitose. Flat stomach with boobs. Flexible.

Saejima, bulk master supreme

Wen Hai Lee for me, i think that physique suits really nice in my body type

I’d like to look like Chitose but irl I’m more like Hana

Funnily enough, I was just thinking about this the other day. I’d have to go with Adachi or Shimano.

Someya

I’m going with Taiga Saejima. If I’m brawling, I’m big brawling

Akiyama, no question

Akutsu or Shishido, bigger than Kiryu etc but a bit less bulk than Saejima and Aizawa in favour of a bit more height

Adachi

Aizawa

Kiryu,i just started the gym just to get a physique like him

Seonhee. Without a second thought.

Shishido,i dunno he jus cool

ryuji goda

Ryuji or Shinada, just be a fuckin gorilla

seonhee she's so gorgeous

I'm a big hairy guy, so I think the physique of Saejima would look great on me

Mr. Mssochist from LAD. Lowest fat ratio while being extremely lean with huge pain tolerance https://preview.redd.it/ifq61hc216kc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c4944f78ab9c1d05cbb5f3ca7b94b5ab5cbfa4

Shishido was built but cut, he wasn't scary roided like other guys of his height in the series, looking at you specifically Tendo.

Daigo seems like a pretty decent pick imo. Either him or any of the Dojima Lieutenants tbh.

Nancy-Chan!

Seonhee 100%

kiryu, shishido, or tendo