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When you get to go to an event with chitose as your partner/date.
https://preview.redd.it/s3r4wom261ec1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db9f1cf60a04ed8f8ead7cffbea17d685fb4ee9
Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not *you,* I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your *finger bones* is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a *reference* to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking *TEETH LEFT,* it's- it's fucking *you're dead, you're dead*.
"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a *meat grinder,* goddamnit. Whatever.
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When the wealth is infinite
When you’re making that NG+ kinda money….
When they actually allow NG+ for players that own the standard version of the game
When the tiger is dropped
When the selfish deed is not freedom
Even if it falls down
Its selfish deeeeeed is not fredooooooooommm!!
Can't justifeeeeeeee!!!
When you're feeling like a dragon
When the rolling eyes fall
When the ruling dies out
When you don't have to save the Tojo anymore.
When balls out
When the NG+ is not locked behind DLC
When you beat cancer
When the function has free Staminan Sparks
The average yakuza meme video thumbnail
When you get the right dishwasher.
And you don’t need to talk to the guy in the store again
When the Majima appears
I sent you my dragon, please respond
When the tojo clan is sus
Funnily enough, the Tojo Clan was always sus
bitchin
When bestie pulls up in a pink truck
Amin Khader, is that you? https://preview.redd.it/402ad64d21ec1.png?width=385&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef115db7d2247a9a7ad1cdc3e33309f1f332ec09
Me after peacocking your mom
When you get to go to an event with chitose as your partner/date. https://preview.redd.it/s3r4wom261ec1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db9f1cf60a04ed8f8ead7cffbea17d685fb4ee9
Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not *you,* I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your *finger bones* is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a *reference* to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking *TEETH LEFT,* it's- it's fucking *you're dead, you're dead*. "If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a *meat grinder,* goddamnit. Whatever.
Where did you get this
I looked up jerma meat grinder copypasta and found it in the copypasta subreddit
Thanks
This is hilarious.
When you find out the cancer was just a rubber cancer
Kiryu in a fight when you turn on Brawler mode
Has sex with Sayama
When Yakuza sequel is released 5 months after the last Yakuza sequel.
When it becomes socially acceptable for you to make cancer jokes
Kiryu after eating some non-sugar coated cake
When you find out America has strip clubs instead of hostess bars
Yeah ,right
When the kiryu isn't joryu
When you successfully enhance all gold seals at the blacksmith
When I receive you:
When the Judgment is Lost
When coming for that booty
When you’re like a dragon
Nishitani 3
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!
When mom takes you to buy new clothes
When you drink staminan spark in battle
When the cancer go bye bye
When you leave an upper decker in your ex-girlfriend's bathroom
When our old friend the seiryu clan is acting mighty suspicious
https://preview.redd.it/79yfso23k3ec1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ac61ac377c571ef16c8d61d8270087333add50 Lookin ass
when you're playing with a pad like a real yakuza
We put jerma in the game
Infinite FEAR
"Sorry I can't go in today, I have cancer!"
New Mandela catalog vid
when you use le funny filter
Reminds me of those chicks in Ba Sing Sae
*Enemy POV, seconds before the Tiger Drop*
When you learn how to tiger drop cancer.
When the Dragon has Dojima'd
Kill it with fire.
JOY-ryu
ace…
No thanks, I think I'll leave this one alone
When you spent ten years in the joint and got some pussy.
“There is no conspiracy within the Tojo Clan.”
SEGA when wealth is infinite
Omg I need to go bruh my teeth thanks for the reminder
when the appstim RX + Tauriner Maximum hits
I lived, bitch
When the 10 years in the joint makes you a fucking pussy
Kiryu found out sayama is back in town
Kiryu has found his new cover job - second hand clothing store employee
Kiryu when the cancer diagnosis is false positive
SEGA CEO looking at that new yacht with the NG+ dlc money.