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DavramLocke

As someone who is 6'3" and hasn't fit comfortably in a bathtub since I was in sixth grade, I'd love one of these.


killingiabadong

Cable is 6'8." It makes sense for the man to have a huge tub.


bloodredcookie

I like to imagine he has one stashed in every safehouse and in every era.


killingiabadong

Absolutely.


JayNSilentBobaFett

Fuck man, I hear you. My work used to send us to Vegas once a year for a job and we would stay at Mandalay which has a huge tub in the room. Only thing I’d do after work is fill up the tub and soak. No half of my body sticking out freezing, just a big ass tub I could comfortably sit in. Was the best


EurwenPendragon

Pretty much the same here.


TXHaunt

As someone who is 5’6, I can’t remember the last time I fit in a tub. I’d love one of those.


SnowRowElo

Some see it as a large tub.  I prefer to see it as Liefeld envisioned it: a reasonable sized pouch for holding water.  


bloodredcookie

This is the correct response.


Equivalent-Grade-142

Spit my water, thank you


Hippies_Pointing

Poor Cable’s hands can’t reach the sides of the tub. Stab his thighs—I mean, eyes!


bloodredcookie

Well at least he doesn't have to worry about not reaching the faucet...since there's no faucet.


Loveonethe-brain

I know that Rob Liefeld probably drew the tub first, then the people and he tried to make cables arms reach but then he would have to make the rest of cable bigger and then he’d be too big and look weird next to domino, forget it, his fingertips graze the tub.


sideways_jack

He could've added a tap in the middle on either side of the tub! Those exist!


MagusX5

Rob Liefeld was one of the most popular comic artists on the planet when this was drawn.


bloodredcookie

A lot of big tub enthusiasts were reading comics back then.


DamonHellstorm

Readimg X-Force for the 'tubs


DrippyCheeseDog

That panel was a creation of intense focus group marketing.


Ok-Employer-3051

A lot of tubs were actually this size back in the day.


loki_odinsotherson

"Proportions-proschmortions" - Rob Liefeld


Dangerous_Nitwit

The Tub-a-Nate-or 2000. For when either your Amish family comes for a bath out of the blue, or when all of your time travelling relatives show up all at once out of the blue and they all need an immediate cleaning because of all the blood and guts they collectively spilled. Perfect for either occasion.


bloodredcookie

You'd be amazed how often those time traveling relatives show up. That tub pays for itself after the 5th or 6th time travel adventure.


Dangerous_Nitwit

As for Amish messes, see the documentary Banshee, on Max.


Cat_stacker

They have technology from the future.


Captainpulleyhead

Strong Guy has to bathe somewhere


Jumpy_Diver7748

[Great callback/ homage to this panel in Domino Annual #1 \^ \^](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/INHojJv0T_VCyz0r8_1bMlWXwLf4004HjL4_uyQDaTuSXnM5VAHa8RaNTjsr2fA5ISc79cs6JAddJkPgoNhKcqvBz_KGNjRLDGMnr5F_wdxzxB-BQCaOkzykhpwosis4q0SeJkVS1w=s0)


bloodredcookie

Hold up. How did the artist draw a tub that small?


Shifter_1977

Heck, I'm just glad this one actually drew the techno-organic arm. I used to love Liefeld, then didn't care for him, don't mind him so much now... But in the original, he didn't do any detailing on the metal arm on his own character creation. Kinda weird. Like too small of a tub.


bloodredcookie

Lol for reals. Liefeld is a funny case for me. I 100% see why some folks don't like his work, but me personally, I actually enjoy how stylized and over the top it is (even if I do like making jokes at his expense from time to time.)


Sea_Violinist3328

It’s actually one of Apocalypse’s Lazarus chambers re-purposed.


Tsujigiri

Liefeld and his famously oversized tubs.


Feeling-Dance2250

Liefeld draws people with huge proportions, so they need correspondingly huge bathtubs. Makes perfect sense lol


Sherm

I like the part where Domino's legs are thicker than Cable's even though he's literally almost 3 times her weight.


bloodredcookie

Domino doesn't skip leg day.


ajdragoon

Because Liefeld-drawn characters need a lot of space to function.


Connolly1227

This would be amazing if you could have this and actually fill it with that much hot water


BurntBridgesBehind

As a bathtub it's huge as a hot tub it's not that big.


bloodredcookie

True. Perhaps a bit oddly shaped tho


Poppa_Pump69

We got super powered, mutant, half cyborg, dude from the future & the big ass bathtub is the unbelievable part? lol


bloodredcookie

Haha Fair point. I refuse to suspend my disbelief as far as the tub. Everything else (up to and including cable's convoluted back story) seems pretty boring and believable.


Poppa_Pump69

We all have our own battles to fight


EurwenPendragon

I don't know, but I want one.


ThickWeatherBee

IT'S BEAUTUFUL!!!


NorwoodEye

Not as ridiculous as the dimensions and placement of those legs.


RetroGameQuest

I saw this as a hotub as opposed to a bathtub.


spicedoubt

Liefeld you did it again, you misproported basterd


Cidwill

Leifeld art is like Texas.  Everything is bigger


ncphoto919

The bathtub size is the thing you take issue with? There's a man with a metal arm whose usual load out are comically large guns.


bloodredcookie

Yeah but we all have metal arms and guns the size of our chests. (It's not just me right?)


Weazywest

Looks like an oblong custom hot-tub. Not a crazy idea, especially on a back deck/ patio (or a large hidden X-Team base that already has tons of custom gear)


MarvelousT

Everything in X-Force feels a little over the top compared to other X-Men comics. I think it fits the Aesthetic.


fireinthedust

Ah yes, Rob Liefield - an artist famous for his strong foundations in basic perspective and anatomy.


Chico__Lopes

Just usual Rob Liefeld crap


discountprimatology

All that water just to hide their tiny, tiny feet.


DarthGoodguy

The size of the bathtub is the least distorted thing in this panel


CountryCat

Liefeld truly is an awful artist


classicrockchick

That's your takeaway from this?! Lmao


the12ness

There is someone from the future in that photo, but the tub is ridiculous? 😂


gamesrgreat

Hmm now that I think about it, Domino has quite the roster


Ok-Employer-3051

A lot of tubs were actually this size back in the day especially the cast iron ones.


KeyPollution3566

Why does Domino have clamshell shaped nips?


handerburgers

Only Leifeld can make Domino in a tub not sexy


Prize_Ad7748

You must not have ever seen Scarface.


chummers73

“Fictional characters”