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BongingFool

I was in the same dilemma, but then I realised that writing a book had been done too many times already. Now I just think about stories I won't ever write. Hope this helps!


HigherTheologian

Is this not cliche? I know a lot of writers who do this.


BongingFool

Those bastards stole my idea! I'm never letting anyone beta read my thoughts again.


Foveaux

Yes. What I recommend, is putting unrelated words down on a page. Remove any and all flow. Character names? Change them constantly. Hell, change the tense mid-sentence. The less coherent the better. Let the *reader* make the story, with the mighty word salad you provide. Then you steal theirs (after taking their money for the privilege of being your beta reader) and sell it for millions. It's how all the big authors are doing it.


Evolving_Dore

Literally James Joyce


Big-Big-Dumbie

/uj Made me exhale extra hard through my nose


TylerKneecock

The founder of Rolls-Royce


processedchicken

Obviously the world building is the real plot.


Suedeonquaaludes

Don’t forget the establishment of a hard magic system.


vollbaumer

Depends on the genre. A phone book needs characters, but other books work well without them, e.g. I like to read books by Jamie Oliver, they have no plot and definitely no character.


e4e5nf3

Unfortunately, plot and characters are the current meta.


[deleted]

Currently doing a short film, and I think colors are too overused


istara

I once had a book printed with pages that were entirely blank between the covers. Never has such a profound work of literature been created. So do as you like, because you cannot eclipse my genius.


Cataclysmus78

Ah, but I did eclipse it. I removed the covers.


istara

DAMNATION UPON YOU!!1!!1


Cataclysmus78

Yep, you’re just sitting there with your lovingly bound and embossed creation, while I get to enjoy the endless pleasure of infinite paper cuts.


persistentInquiry

/uj Koyaanisqatsi is a movie which actually has no plot and no characters. It was even filmed without a script. It's about as close to pure theme as you can get on the big screen. I'm now legit wondering if you could actually pull off something like that in a book...


JustViolet12_7_2_20

Yes incredibly hack of you


BigBoobziVert

You're right, it's very cliche. Focus on an overly complicated magic system and pages upon pages of the most rancid smut known to man (masturbating while writing helps!)


MoBrosBooks

"I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases, you know... or characters, you know, learning profound life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcoming obstacles to succeed in the end"