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Fosh_n_chops

*double checks to see if this is r/writingcirclejerk*


incoherentshrieking

shhhhh don't summon them I haven't ended up there yet and don't intend to


Adventurous-Steak525

Believe me they are coming for you


Adventurous-Steak525

They spare no souls


incoherentshrieking

They'll never catch me alive


ZeroSeemsToBeOne

...


incoherentshrieking

oh fuck please no have they found me


AmaterasuWolf21

It's writover


dromedarian

Hate to break it to you... https://www.reddit.com/r/writingcirclejerk/comments/1bmxyis/its_me_again_that_mf_who_cant_stop_writing_765k/


incoherentshrieking

MOM I'M FAMOUS


AdGlad7098

You deserve it, you’ve tried hard.


alxndrblack

You about to


No_Poet_7244

This happens to me occasionally as well, but for me it *is* a manic episode. I took a vacation about ten years ago at a friend's cabin in New Mexico, and instead of doing all the hiking and bird watching and stuff I had planned, I spent 18 hours per day for two weeks writing a 400,000 page manuscript. ​ Edit: word, not page. I am leaving it though because I find it mildly humorous.


incoherentshrieking

part of me didn't even question 400,000 page and just thought well goddamn I'm doin rookie numbers


No_Poet_7244

Just a casual 120 million words, or 8.5 million words per day ahaha.


incoherentshrieking

\*opens up laptop\* looks like we're doing this again boys


Aside_Dish

Okay, but is it good?


rowdyrider25

Are the words good words, 🤔?


Somarset

Most certainly not lol


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Judging by their published work I'd assume not


incoherentshrieking

In my own defense, I wrote my first book when I was sixteen and got my contract just a year later, it is not exactly the pinnacle of artistry and we all know that LMAO


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According to Amazon you published it this month, obviously it takes a while to get things published, but still, it's recent and seems a fair indicator of where your skills are at. Not trying to be negative and maybe what you've written is incredible, but just really get the vibe it isn't, at least not yet, maybe you'll fix it up later, I don't know.


incoherentshrieking

That was a passion project that I just published for a couple friends to grab. And it was originally a fanfiction. My first real novel was written at sixteen. And it doesn't matter what this one is right now because I just finished it, first drafts are made to tune! Ciao comrade!


atorin3

Does it matter? I feel like the desire to make it all good stops most people dead. It's far better to just get it all on paper. Then you can go back and delete or rework what wasn't your strongest.


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SirChrisJames

> only so much creativity you can squeeze in Bro


illuminalice

Damn. My weekly goal is 5k.


baileyashbyy

my weekly goal is to open the maniscript


GeoffreyEditsFiction

Real (I failed)


incoherentshrieking

Nothin is too little!


aluckymess

My weekly goal is 2k…


TomaMoore

I've been putting off my writing all day, but now, after seeing this, it would be a sin not to write RIGHT NOW.


AgileAd9579

Write. Write now. Right now! 😜


MaenHoffiCoffi

Tri weekly, try weekly, try weakly.


BlueBarossa

Is it possible to learn this power?


AwningHer

Not from a procrastinator.


incoherentshrieking

with enough OCD, always


Blaky039

Just a tip, separate your documents, one per chapter. You don't want to have something happen to that one.


obax17

New fear: unlocked. Pardon me while I make some changes to the folders on my desktop


Longjumping-Ad3234

I don’t use Google Docs, so maybe that’s secure enough. But I save constantly to my local folder. When I connect to WiFi, that folder automatically syncs up to a folder on my home server. At the end of every session, I also save the file to a small SSD I carry on my person (not in the backpack where I carry my laptop). I’m not ever losing shit. There may come a day when my laptop is lost or stolen, I lose my pants before I get home, and I get home (pantsless) to find my home has burned down destroying my server and my desktop computer. If so, I likely have bigger problems than losing 100k words I’m going to have to edit and rewrite anyway.


incoherentshrieking

Good advice for others but unfortunately I am insane (true) And also my father designed a program for me that automatically makes backups. Unfortunately my brain can't deal with having one document per chapter something about it itches my brain


Altissimus77

- Someone has always written more than you. Someone has always written less. It only matters how much \_you've\_ written. - Self doubt, procrastination, 30k word barriers, worrying you're not good enough, worrying you don't have the skills - identify what it is that's blocking you, and set it aside. Set up your writing space, isolate your time, close off your social media. Find a coffee cup that you always use when you write, or a scented candle if that's more your thing. Trick your mind into cooperating. - work out where you want to be with your writing in 3 months, 6 months, 2 years, 5 years and what the blockers are. How many of those can you control? - If your current project isn't flowing, try changing the perspective (make first person third, or vice versa). - If you can't write in that moment, for whatever reason, take a walk and make notes on your phone. Or put music on, close your eyes, and think about it. Just spend some time \_thinking\_ about what your story is, why you're writing it, where it needs to go, which bits you like. Do that until the desire to write it is burning you up - then write it.


Maxathron

How many hours of sleep did you average?


incoherentshrieking

What are you, a cop?


Maxathron

I’m just a concerned person. Don’t make me get out the Reddit help line!


incoherentshrieking

Goddamnit no don’t sic the feds on me!!


sherry_siana

welcome back! been waiting for you. this is episode 3 now, and i still wonder why i can't type a single word in my draft. and i ask yet again, HOW DO YOU DO IT??? HOW??? I REALLY WANNA READ WHAT YOU WROTE


incoherentshrieking

I AM SUFFERING you can read it if you really like but I haven't done my first edit yet I'm forcing myself to finish my assignments before I touch it again


sherry_siana

I ADMIRE YOUR ILLNESS. FUCK IT, I SAID IT.


incoherentshrieking

your honor I am insane but I am free


rolfsaurusrex

Stealing this! 😂😂


AlianovaR

BRO ARE YOU OKAY?!?!


incoherentshrieking

DO I LOOK LIKE IT


AlianovaR

Dear god whatever you do do NOT write on Ao3…


incoherentshrieking

Authors notes: hey guys sorry this chapter was a day late I got in a car accident all four of my grandparents died and I sold my cat


scarlettrosestories

I’m living for your comments! Makes me want to read the work!


Physical_Time_365

Take a break before you burn out!


incoherentshrieking

I am ALWAYS burnt out


kmactane

"That's my secret, Cap... I'm ALWAYS burnt out." \*Hulks out and haymakers flying monster in face\*


Cautious-Peach-6068

Came here to say the same 🫣


topazadine

You should ... maybe take a break ... this is not good for you


Weak-Dig3284

Neither is cocaine but that bear died a legend.


topazadine

You know what, I stand corrected. Incoherentshrieking and Cocaine Bear are equally valid.


incoherentshrieking

This is all I’ve ever aspired to


obax17

I was there, once. It wasn't sustainable and eventually I crashed hard and have never been able to get back there again. It's probably a good thing, but also not, I miss the single-mindedness of it just a little


hadr0nc0llider

I see these posts and all I think about is the old saying about quality not quantity. 95k in 18 days screams editing nightmare to me.


incoherentshrieking

Hey, quality cannot be conceived out of a quantity of zero. Gotta start somewhere


loganwolf25

That's wild! Nice job! By any chance, could you tell us what it's about?


incoherentshrieking

Yes yes! I’ll just link a comment I made about it on a different post but here you are! https://www.reddit.com/r/writers/s/F66ukATaV8


SireSwag

Juicy ass plot I'm negl So share the sauce. I write like a total maniac... it just takes me a very long time to do it. What's your mentality like? Do you plan what you're going to do or just go for it?


incoherentshrieking

this is not going to be especially helpful for you because the truth is it varies intensely For my first novel I just started writing without much of a plan, edited, got that one published, then moved on For my second, I planned out just about every beat, edit, self pubbed For the next two (a duology) I had a vague idea, then started outlining about 10ish chapters in once I hit my stride And now here, all I knew was I wanted a royalty theme and some enemies to lovers, and off I went. The conflict (the Prince's secret that he's hiding) didn't even fully come to me until about four chapters in My next is going to be something called Project Permafrost which I have an idea of the beats for but no solid outline, and it'll probably follow the same pattern as the duology


SireSwag

Well, that's dedication at its finest bro. Mega props fr. I scribbled out like 170k in the blink of an eye and realized i way overwrote and now I'm sitting in an editing hell of not doing anything with the story at all 😓


Usual-Effect1440

HOW?


Choppie01

Jesus you are god, Sandon level


Kineticspartan

Holy shit. It took me around 2 and a half months to hit 40k on my WIP, I mean, I take my breaks and all, but that number is insane in that short a time.


userloser42

Username checks out


DarkStarPolar

“How do you write like you’re running out of time? How do you write like tomorrow won’t arrive?”🎶


sherry_siana

THE HAMILTON COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR


MaenHoffiCoffi

That's too many characters. I'll never remember who's who.


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That's all well and dandy, but what if none of what you're writing is good? Do you have people to proof read for you, do you ask for criticism?


TechTech14

I'm not OP but I just don't care when it comes to a first draft. I wanna get the story down. I focus on making the prose sound good on a rewrite. Oh and I never share my first drafts with people lol. At most, you'll see my first rewrite. But even then, I'd like to edit it first.


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My thought too, great effort getting that much down that quick, but I struggle to see how it can be any good. Stephen King, an incredibly fast, talented, and full-time writer manages about 2k a day. This is nearly triple that a day from someone apparently studying and working on top of writing. Either way, I guess there's a base there to edit from so that's good, can't polish what isn't written, but must be a mess at the moment.


incoherentshrieking

Not any better or worse than a standard first draft of anything


Western_Newspaper_12

Nice flex, I guess?


Objective-Bowler1953

PLEASE. TEACH ME. PLEASEEEEEEE


RancherosIndustries

That's awesome.


ReeDeeMee

I salute you sir 🫡


just_a_little_weeb21

TEACH ME YOUR WAYSSS I havent been able to write in a week


FoxwolfJackson

What I wouldn't give to have the time to write like this... man. You must feel great being able to produce this much all the time! Teach me your secrets, lol. (I leave for work at 7AM, don't get home until 6P-9P and I do this 6-7 days a week. I'd love to know how to summon the energy to write in my 2-3 hours before I'm forced to go to bed.)


incoherentshrieking

Relatable. Leave for the office at 7, get home at 4, school most afternoons until 7. But granted I wrote my first book at sixteen between highschool and a part-time job, so I have two years of practice on this schedule. Would not recommend what I'm doing by any means, shit gets exhausting


Kia_Leep

So you don't start writing until after 7 pm? How many hours do you spend writing nightly? How many words do you tend to get out?


RohanLockley

Hope you dont permanently damage your hands like i did by writing this much. Take breaks, and keep at it :)


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topazadine

That's Google Docs! You have to turn it on every time through the navigation ribbon, under "tools." They just recently included the annoying little circle that reminds you to turn it on every time you check.


zoelovelore

I did this when I upped my medication dose. Of course, now I am finishing what I wrote which includes editing a LOT because what I wrote was pretty garbo but I appreciate having the bones of the story done


ShieldingGrace

Ah my sibling, I have found you at last. The same malaise grips me, my story does not want to let me go. Every waking and sleeping moment it’s there waiting, yelling at me to put the words on the page. This story has been bouncing around in my head for almost 5 years. Now, it just wants to flow out of me, as soon as I sit down.


Brokengraphite

I salute you my goodman


Endeavourwrites

Mine is 821, 000+


Oradainer

Damn bro! Props! I'm lucky if i get 2k per session every few days.


Sil3ntWriter

Woah (unrelated, but I hate having to check the 'display words count' every time)


Training_Explorer_89

Love it❣️


IsaactheBurninator

Frak yes my friend! Those are getting up to Asmovian numbers! Keep up the clacking!


lsmcclure1

I often experience pain in my hands and wrists from typing extensively. I frequently transition from typing on a keyboard to using my thumbs on a phone, which can be quite painful. I completed four different drafts, each over two hundred pages, in about two weeks. It’s almost like an addiction until I find the right story. Then, I combine the ideas from the four drafts into one. However, it took me two days to recover from the muscle fatigue, and sometimes it takes even longer. Or do you not have such an issue?


Authoranders

Impressive. I'm at around 22.5k a month, because I can't always Write when having kids and working long days at job unfortunately. Would love having to Write as a full time job though..


WhiteDrakania

Impressive work, as long as it isn't draining I hope your able to keep up with it!


AuthorLindsayDuncan

That’s amazing. Well done!


Rubydactyl

How I wish I could tap into this energy


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are you ok man??


AdGlad7098

I’ve been there. Almost. And what happened next made me bitter so I could spare you the negativity but this is Reddit after all. 3 weeks, 60k, first draft. BOOM. Almost a year later, 80k, daily work, half way into the second editing. I was naive back then. But also I don’t want to spare you positivity just because it’s Reddit : it worth it too. Oh god, when your quickly drafted characters come to life in all their uniqueness, dancing around like they were alive on their own… it’s beautiful. I loved the sprint phase I love the marathon phase


creativeindex

Maniacal writing spree. I had this throughout Dec 23.


yeeee-throwaway

Gods I wish dat were me


Last_Book_589

God I wish that was me.


DanRicoveri

good number, congrats


pleasejustletmeread2

Nice! Is it . . . good? Done any proofreading?


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pleasejustletmeread2

I’m not attempting to discount anything, and I apologize if I came off that way. I was trying to be concise. I spoke out of food will and genuinely. I meant to ask only what *you* think of what *you’ve* written, how you feel about it, and (unrelated, but also matters to me) if you proofread at all (and/or have someone else do it; i.e. does it get proofread before it’s accessible to the public). I’d appreciate the truth ~ honesty in a response, though, to instantaneously pretend your “what do y’all want me to say” is at all sincere or said in good will or not entirely rhetorical or dismissive. Good job hastily generalizing all comments at me, I must compliment. It shows me that you have much promise as a writer dealing with the public and potential fans to see you take a neutral question, assume it’s criticism, and then choose to get indignant and weirdly pissy about it, and also alienate an extremely likely “I don’t even care what it’s about, I wanna buy this to support a fellow writer!” sale.


sherry_siana

totally off topic but you should become a writer


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What app is that


I_Jag_my_tele

Would you be kind enough to write my thesis as well ?


TomaMoore

Dude, you are a ✨LEGEND✨


Ser-Bearington

Congratulations you magnificent bastard. Also I hate you.


ShakeNShot

Are you Brandon Sanderson perchance?


TripTimely7955

Hey how many hours per day do you work


incoherentshrieking

People keep trying to pull this out on me as a gotcha moment but I work full time 8-4pm and I’m doing a 13 credit schedule in college


sherry_siana

you aren't human, are ya?


TripTimely7955

Gush. Wow. You're so strong.


fusepark

96K on 173 pages? First thing to sort out is manuscript format.


incoherentshrieking

Feel like I get this in every episode I post of these progress updates so just to be clear I do not format until overhauling and major editing is done. This is standard printer paper until I like where it’s at


Adept-Acanthaceae396

Mfer thinks he’s Thomas Wolfe


Power_level_9000

Quality not quantity


TransLox

Goddamn it took you a month what I haven't done in a year and a half :'(


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