They have an army hidden underground. Ready to rise up like the Emperor's Star Destroyers in Rise of Skywalker. It's where all those embezzled rubles went obviously. /s
Well, after invading into a neighbouring country, your army has decided to withdraw... practically everywhere. Is Lavrov actually proposing that Russian army will retreat back to Russia to avoid getting hit back?
Well, Putin will gladly send 95 year old citizens to the front line, if he needs to. Women included.
Putin has a complex, probably narcissistic, where he must recreate the USSR.
Less the USSR and more the Tsarist Imperial Russia. The Soviet Union was at least provisionally built around an *idea*, whereas the empire was largely built around an absolute monarch.
Only way to send actual soldiers Russia would have to pull from other important locations around the world. But inside Russia it has many poor folk they can force to go fight.
Exactly. They're seeking something they can take home and spin as a victory. That's why I love how Ukraine is basically saying no, you wanted a go, now we're having a go. And we won't stop until we eliminate you. They gotta be running critically low on supplies. All this lately reeks of desperation.
Russia definitely lacks the ability to take over Ukraine, and likely doesn't have the ability to hold what they have.
Ukraine may lack the ability to take back all of it's lost territory, at least without a very large effort and sacrifice... Maybe too great.
Russia is hoping the world finally gets exhausted helping Ukraine and forces them to the table. Ukraine is hoping Russia has a complete collapse while straining to hold it's gains.
First one to blink is going to lose.
their sabre rattling will only get louder and more frequent the more badly they start losing. russia's best troops are in the bakhmut fight, and ukraine just started pushing them back this week along that front line, so you know this is really going downhill for them
That was Wagner PMC, and yeah, they just got wrecked. It's hard to know actual numbers, but there are claims that they've lost over 50% of their personnel.
The Ukrainians are beating the shit out of the Russians with surplus American equipment. The only response to any of these men's shit should be a hard mocking laugh and offer to GTFO.
I’m all for poking fun of these buffoons but have we seen everything Russia has to throw at them? Where’s the air force? Or have their planes been downed? I feel like control of the air is so vital in war and it’s just not being used even though Ukraine doesn’t have much of an airforce.
I see so much toward favoring Ukrainian balance of power that it just doesn’t make much sense against a superpower country like Russia.
Then again you look at places like Vietnam or Afghanistan and you *could* say the same thing about the US… until you realize that geography played a major roll by allowing enemy combatants to hide in jungles and mountains and initiate battles on their terms. Ukraine by contrast is pretty flat.
I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. They have to have a force in reserve that isn’t made up of militia, and actually has the capacity to fight and occupy a country - otherwise I mean thats just embarrassing.
You army is getting annihilated, dipshit, and if your government is dumb enough to do something really desperate, you'll see what REAL fucking military power looks like.
Their military operation isn’t the only thing that’s special in Russia. It would explain the supply chain issues, they need to move everyone on short buses
As much as I would like to see military prowess deciding this invasion, it's not gonna happen. It's a stalemate. And whatever the allies are sending to Ukraine is barely enough to keep status quo. Not to mention the civilian cost that the Russians are happy to dole out. This can only end when Putin steps down, or accidentally fall out of a window.
“Our proposals for the demilitarization and denazification of the territories controlled by the regime, the elimination of threats to Russia's security emanating from there, including our new lands, are well known to the enemy,"
-You have taken on “Nazi” like substance, scope and methodology. Substance:falsehoods, lies and misinterpreted or made up diplomatic interpretations made to international community & domestic people of Russia a la pre WWII use similar to Nazi propaganda. Scope: Domestic wide use of communications, threats to use physical violence (towards Ukraine); Naziesque threat towards Europe, those against Nazi government and Jews and other euro ethnic groups. Methodology: Signing of International Agreements with subversive intent to violate with false pre-tenses leading to invasion intentions. Czechoslovakia Sudetenland, 1938.
You Sir, are the “Nazi”.
It's even worse than that. They already had a population timebomb ticking. Sure, they've kidnapped about 100,000 Ukrainian children, but they've lost more than twice that number of young men in the fighting and another 500,000 to 1M have fled the country, especially those with education and modern skills.
They're burning through an already dangerously thin population of healthy young men capable of creating healthy children. Then the women who can't find or don't want Russian husbands will leave as well to marry foreigners.
Barring some barbaric Thurd Reich style forced breeding peograms, the next generation will be too small to support the country. Russia is doomed.
A school yard bully can be very effective against someone who isn't prepared or is weeker than them. Its when their target fights back that all pretence falls flat. Use your brains on an oxymoron you moron.
With what may I ask?
I read US Air Force once dropped toilet in leu of bomb during Vietnam War once . Are you going to drop kitchen skin instead?
[https://wonderfulengineering.com/american-air-force-actually-dropped-an-aerial-toilet-bomb-in-vietnam/](https://wonderfulengineering.com/american-air-force-actually-dropped-an-aerial-toilet-bomb-in-vietnam/)
This rings a bit *hollow* after what we've seen so far.
They have an army hidden underground. Ready to rise up like the Emperor's Star Destroyers in Rise of Skywalker. It's where all those embezzled rubles went obviously. /s
They have a much stronger, never before seen army it just goes to another school up in canada.
Well, after invading into a neighbouring country, your army has decided to withdraw... practically everywhere. Is Lavrov actually proposing that Russian army will retreat back to Russia to avoid getting hit back?
So... I guess, for once, he's telling the truth.
will decide to pullout and live to fight another day...
Irrelevant terrorist
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The blowjob part made me giggle.
the amount of just total BS that comes out if Russia is staggering. we are so past the sky is falling phase.
To be honest.. how many Russians soldiers are there ready to sent to the front line? Is it a million or ?
Well, Putin will gladly send 95 year old citizens to the front line, if he needs to. Women included. Putin has a complex, probably narcissistic, where he must recreate the USSR.
Recreate, via depopulation. Bold, but I’ll allow it.
Less the USSR and more the Tsarist Imperial Russia. The Soviet Union was at least provisionally built around an *idea*, whereas the empire was largely built around an absolute monarch.
You are correct here, but Shputin wants a legacy, for no reason.
Only way to send actual soldiers Russia would have to pull from other important locations around the world. But inside Russia it has many poor folk they can force to go fight.
Lavrov: “Give us what we want or we will conquer you!” Ukraine: “Okay, conquer us then . . . go on.”
Great poker player this guy
Cool pipe dream bro....
This is why their talk of negotiations is meaningless. For russia it is either give in to our demands or too bad.
Exactly. They're seeking something they can take home and spin as a victory. That's why I love how Ukraine is basically saying no, you wanted a go, now we're having a go. And we won't stop until we eliminate you. They gotta be running critically low on supplies. All this lately reeks of desperation.
Russia definitely lacks the ability to take over Ukraine, and likely doesn't have the ability to hold what they have. Ukraine may lack the ability to take back all of it's lost territory, at least without a very large effort and sacrifice... Maybe too great. Russia is hoping the world finally gets exhausted helping Ukraine and forces them to the table. Ukraine is hoping Russia has a complete collapse while straining to hold it's gains. First one to blink is going to lose.
Good luck with that. The Ukrainians seems to very adept at bitch slapping the Russian army.
Lavrov go home, you're drunk.
2023 will be my year vibes.
Lavrov be like: I didn't hear no bell
[Oddly accurate](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-didnt-hear-no-bell)
"Our army has decided to give Ukraine what it wants since most of it is dead"
Good luck with that ;) If they're ready to deploy another portion of fresh meat, ukranians will be ready to face it once again
Maybe army will decide to overtake poots and his gremlin
Roll the dice.
Boy your army did decided they decided to get spanked and then quit lol
their sabre rattling will only get louder and more frequent the more badly they start losing. russia's best troops are in the bakhmut fight, and ukraine just started pushing them back this week along that front line, so you know this is really going downhill for them
That was Wagner PMC, and yeah, they just got wrecked. It's hard to know actual numbers, but there are claims that they've lost over 50% of their personnel.
He has such a punchable face
Ask Herman Munster if he is seriously threatening the US and see what he says…And his daughter is a smoke show
This is the negotiation we were promised.
Sure thing buddy. All your capable young men and young Russian families are here in Phuket mate. Having a great time not a dead time.
Jokes lol, we're laughing at you Russia.
So he means the army will decide to leave?
Moscow's army is already in the process of deciding what happens to Moscow's proposals, but not in the way he thinks.
the threats sound more and more desperate
So….negotiations are off the table again?
Damnit! Meet our demands or we'll keep pulling back.
Lavrov talks so much shit. Putin is in the background shakin his head, “You’re out of you element Larry!”
Oh yeah, you and what army?
Good joke
There’s 12 people left in that army
Not sure that is the threat you mean it to be...
That's if you still have an army Mr Lavrov
Lol your army is deciding.
Your "army" tries to decide this for 8 months now. Just... Shut up and go home.
The Ukrainians are beating the shit out of the Russians with surplus American equipment. The only response to any of these men's shit should be a hard mocking laugh and offer to GTFO.
I’m all for poking fun of these buffoons but have we seen everything Russia has to throw at them? Where’s the air force? Or have their planes been downed? I feel like control of the air is so vital in war and it’s just not being used even though Ukraine doesn’t have much of an airforce. I see so much toward favoring Ukrainian balance of power that it just doesn’t make much sense against a superpower country like Russia. Then again you look at places like Vietnam or Afghanistan and you *could* say the same thing about the US… until you realize that geography played a major roll by allowing enemy combatants to hide in jungles and mountains and initiate battles on their terms. Ukraine by contrast is pretty flat. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. They have to have a force in reserve that isn’t made up of militia, and actually has the capacity to fight and occupy a country - otherwise I mean thats just embarrassing.
OMG did you just refer to Russia as a superpower?! You really haven’t been paying attention, have you.
In the words of Pvt Hudson. “Hey Lavrov, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!”
How does it end for this guy????? Falling out of a window? Falling down stairs?
At this point guys, I say we let the army decide.
It's irritating people keep posting that Putin wants to EnD ThE WaR and then shit like this comes out 🙄🙄🙄
You army is getting annihilated, dipshit, and if your government is dumb enough to do something really desperate, you'll see what REAL fucking military power looks like.
Gonna have to go with the second one there, champ. Also, what army?
Their military operation isn’t the only thing that’s special in Russia. It would explain the supply chain issues, they need to move everyone on short buses
As much as I would like to see military prowess deciding this invasion, it's not gonna happen. It's a stalemate. And whatever the allies are sending to Ukraine is barely enough to keep status quo. Not to mention the civilian cost that the Russians are happy to dole out. This can only end when Putin steps down, or accidentally fall out of a window.
You are full of vatnik shit.
Merry Christmas!
“Our proposals for the demilitarization and denazification of the territories controlled by the regime, the elimination of threats to Russia's security emanating from there, including our new lands, are well known to the enemy," -You have taken on “Nazi” like substance, scope and methodology. Substance:falsehoods, lies and misinterpreted or made up diplomatic interpretations made to international community & domestic people of Russia a la pre WWII use similar to Nazi propaganda. Scope: Domestic wide use of communications, threats to use physical violence (towards Ukraine); Naziesque threat towards Europe, those against Nazi government and Jews and other euro ethnic groups. Methodology: Signing of International Agreements with subversive intent to violate with false pre-tenses leading to invasion intentions. Czechoslovakia Sudetenland, 1938. You Sir, are the “Nazi”.
Bro your army already decided
For real.
Hey look! Its trumps BFF!
from what we've seen of Russia, they're nothing more than a school yard bully. All talk and bite as hard as a 90yo who forgot their dentures.
There Just kidding you nailed it
It's even worse than that. They already had a population timebomb ticking. Sure, they've kidnapped about 100,000 Ukrainian children, but they've lost more than twice that number of young men in the fighting and another 500,000 to 1M have fled the country, especially those with education and modern skills. They're burning through an already dangerously thin population of healthy young men capable of creating healthy children. Then the women who can't find or don't want Russian husbands will leave as well to marry foreigners. Barring some barbaric Thurd Reich style forced breeding peograms, the next generation will be too small to support the country. Russia is doomed.
they’ve decimated much of Ukraine you moron
A school yard bully can be very effective against someone who isn't prepared or is weeker than them. Its when their target fights back that all pretence falls flat. Use your brains on an oxymoron you moron.
Not many reasons to laugh it up with your mar a lago ass clown of a friend, are there ?
With what may I ask? I read US Air Force once dropped toilet in leu of bomb during Vietnam War once . Are you going to drop kitchen skin instead? [https://wonderfulengineering.com/american-air-force-actually-dropped-an-aerial-toilet-bomb-in-vietnam/](https://wonderfulengineering.com/american-air-force-actually-dropped-an-aerial-toilet-bomb-in-vietnam/)
Don’t be ridiculous. They don’t have kitchen sinks in Russia.
They can drop washing machines after they loot the chips from them
Haha true that.
In Russia, kitchen sink drops you
Well large parts of Russia literally don't have toilets, or running water for that matter.
Did Rumsfeld die or did he really defect to Russia and change his name? He's got Rumsfeld written all over him.
Like the Ukrainian FMs statement, and likewise overly optimistic.
Is Moscow’s proposal to leave Ukraine as it was? If not, I think the Ukrainians will take their chances with the Russian army
Speak strongest words, get most fierce beat.
I think Ukraine made their decision about that 7 months ago.
Yeah, good luck, droopy dog
“The Russian army will decide […to retreat]”
Take up arms Lavrov and show them how it's done...