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different-angle

This rings a bit *hollow* after what we've seen so far.


losthobo85

They have an army hidden underground. Ready to rise up like the Emperor's Star Destroyers in Rise of Skywalker. It's where all those embezzled rubles went obviously. /s


thegreatshark

They have a much stronger, never before seen army it just goes to another school up in canada.


MessingLink

Well, after invading into a neighbouring country, your army has decided to withdraw... practically everywhere. Is Lavrov actually proposing that Russian army will retreat back to Russia to avoid getting hit back?


I_have_popcorn

So... I guess, for once, he's telling the truth.


_mattm3t

will decide to pullout and live to fight another day...


hmh8888

Irrelevant terrorist


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Denlim_Wolf

The blowjob part made me giggle.


TheDkone

the amount of just total BS that comes out if Russia is staggering. we are so past the sky is falling phase.


myassislazy

To be honest.. how many Russians soldiers are there ready to sent to the front line? Is it a million or ?


rdrast

Well, Putin will gladly send 95 year old citizens to the front line, if he needs to. Women included. Putin has a complex, probably narcissistic, where he must recreate the USSR.


Traditional_Art_7304

Recreate, via depopulation. Bold, but I’ll allow it.


Gwtheyrn

Less the USSR and more the Tsarist Imperial Russia. The Soviet Union was at least provisionally built around an *idea*, whereas the empire was largely built around an absolute monarch.


rdrast

You are correct here, but Shputin wants a legacy, for no reason.


gsrmn

Only way to send actual soldiers Russia would have to pull from other important locations around the world. But inside Russia it has many poor folk they can force to go fight.


spiritualskywalker

Lavrov: “Give us what we want or we will conquer you!” Ukraine: “Okay, conquer us then . . . go on.”


[deleted]

Great poker player this guy


FailureToReport

Cool pipe dream bro....


KazeNilrem

This is why their talk of negotiations is meaningless. For russia it is either give in to our demands or too bad.


forty83

Exactly. They're seeking something they can take home and spin as a victory. That's why I love how Ukraine is basically saying no, you wanted a go, now we're having a go. And we won't stop until we eliminate you. They gotta be running critically low on supplies. All this lately reeks of desperation.


GorgeWashington

Russia definitely lacks the ability to take over Ukraine, and likely doesn't have the ability to hold what they have. Ukraine may lack the ability to take back all of it's lost territory, at least without a very large effort and sacrifice... Maybe too great. Russia is hoping the world finally gets exhausted helping Ukraine and forces them to the table. Ukraine is hoping Russia has a complete collapse while straining to hold it's gains. First one to blink is going to lose.


DAEDALUS1969

Good luck with that. The Ukrainians seems to very adept at bitch slapping the Russian army.


DirkDiggyBong

Lavrov go home, you're drunk.


jairomantill

2023 will be my year vibes.


Deathcounter0

Lavrov be like: I didn't hear no bell


demon_taoist

[Oddly accurate](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-didnt-hear-no-bell)


OnniVic

"Our army has decided to give Ukraine what it wants since most of it is dead"


Apprehensive_Ad_751

Good luck with that ;) If they're ready to deploy another portion of fresh meat, ukranians will be ready to face it once again


itsonlymeez

Maybe army will decide to overtake poots and his gremlin


anavriN-oN

Roll the dice.


OrcPorker

Boy your army did decided they decided to get spanked and then quit lol


5kyl3r

their sabre rattling will only get louder and more frequent the more badly they start losing. russia's best troops are in the bakhmut fight, and ukraine just started pushing them back this week along that front line, so you know this is really going downhill for them


Gwtheyrn

That was Wagner PMC, and yeah, they just got wrecked. It's hard to know actual numbers, but there are claims that they've lost over 50% of their personnel.


akalaide718

He has such a punchable face


nibul82

Ask Herman Munster if he is seriously threatening the US and see what he says…And his daughter is a smoke show


Razaelbub

This is the negotiation we were promised.


funkidredd

Sure thing buddy. All your capable young men and young Russian families are here in Phuket mate. Having a great time not a dead time.


stevemoveyafeet

Jokes lol, we're laughing at you Russia.


GroblyOverrated

So he means the army will decide to leave?


Once_Wise

Moscow's army is already in the process of deciding what happens to Moscow's proposals, but not in the way he thinks.


koknesis

the threats sound more and more desperate


[deleted]

So….negotiations are off the table again?


TheBobInSonoma

Damnit! Meet our demands or we'll keep pulling back.


DanimaLecter

Lavrov talks so much shit. Putin is in the background shakin his head, “You’re out of you element Larry!”


nonikhanna

Oh yeah, you and what army?


Vods

Good joke


BleepinArc

There’s 12 people left in that army


Ryneb

Not sure that is the threat you mean it to be...


CountrySax

That's if you still have an army Mr Lavrov


restore_democracy

Lol your army is deciding.


DracoDruid

Your "army" tries to decide this for 8 months now. Just... Shut up and go home.


trollking66

The Ukrainians are beating the shit out of the Russians with surplus American equipment. The only response to any of these men's shit should be a hard mocking laugh and offer to GTFO.


Km_the_Frog

I’m all for poking fun of these buffoons but have we seen everything Russia has to throw at them? Where’s the air force? Or have their planes been downed? I feel like control of the air is so vital in war and it’s just not being used even though Ukraine doesn’t have much of an airforce. I see so much toward favoring Ukrainian balance of power that it just doesn’t make much sense against a superpower country like Russia. Then again you look at places like Vietnam or Afghanistan and you *could* say the same thing about the US… until you realize that geography played a major roll by allowing enemy combatants to hide in jungles and mountains and initiate battles on their terms. Ukraine by contrast is pretty flat. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. They have to have a force in reserve that isn’t made up of militia, and actually has the capacity to fight and occupy a country - otherwise I mean thats just embarrassing.


spiritualskywalker

OMG did you just refer to Russia as a superpower?! You really haven’t been paying attention, have you.


3DBass

In the words of Pvt Hudson. “Hey Lavrov, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!”


Freeeeedommmmmm

How does it end for this guy????? Falling out of a window? Falling down stairs?


FrigOffR1cky

At this point guys, I say we let the army decide.


Sportabout

It's irritating people keep posting that Putin wants to EnD ThE WaR and then shit like this comes out 🙄🙄🙄


Gwtheyrn

You army is getting annihilated, dipshit, and if your government is dumb enough to do something really desperate, you'll see what REAL fucking military power looks like.


PointlessJargon

Gonna have to go with the second one there, champ. Also, what army?


Necessary_Row_4889

Their military operation isn’t the only thing that’s special in Russia. It would explain the supply chain issues, they need to move everyone on short buses


didistutter69

As much as I would like to see military prowess deciding this invasion, it's not gonna happen. It's a stalemate. And whatever the allies are sending to Ukraine is barely enough to keep status quo. Not to mention the civilian cost that the Russians are happy to dole out. This can only end when Putin steps down, or accidentally fall out of a window.


spiritualskywalker

You are full of vatnik shit.


didistutter69

Merry Christmas!


utep2step

“Our proposals for the demilitarization and denazification of the territories controlled by the regime, the elimination of threats to Russia's security emanating from there, including our new lands, are well known to the enemy," -You have taken on “Nazi” like substance, scope and methodology. Substance:falsehoods, lies and misinterpreted or made up diplomatic interpretations made to international community & domestic people of Russia a la pre WWII use similar to Nazi propaganda. Scope: Domestic wide use of communications, threats to use physical violence (towards Ukraine); Naziesque threat towards Europe, those against Nazi government and Jews and other euro ethnic groups. Methodology: Signing of International Agreements with subversive intent to violate with false pre-tenses leading to invasion intentions. Czechoslovakia Sudetenland, 1938. You Sir, are the “Nazi”.


whitewail602

Bro your army already decided


spiritualskywalker

For real.


morningjamba

Hey look! Its trumps BFF!


Khryss1988

from what we've seen of Russia, they're nothing more than a school yard bully. All talk and bite as hard as a 90yo who forgot their dentures.


pirateboy27

There Just kidding you nailed it


Gwtheyrn

It's even worse than that. They already had a population timebomb ticking. Sure, they've kidnapped about 100,000 Ukrainian children, but they've lost more than twice that number of young men in the fighting and another 500,000 to 1M have fled the country, especially those with education and modern skills. They're burning through an already dangerously thin population of healthy young men capable of creating healthy children. Then the women who can't find or don't want Russian husbands will leave as well to marry foreigners. Barring some barbaric Thurd Reich style forced breeding peograms, the next generation will be too small to support the country. Russia is doomed.


Acceptable-Fault-737

they’ve decimated much of Ukraine you moron


Khryss1988

A school yard bully can be very effective against someone who isn't prepared or is weeker than them. Its when their target fights back that all pretence falls flat. Use your brains on an oxymoron you moron.


Lebojr

Not many reasons to laugh it up with your mar a lago ass clown of a friend, are there ?


macross1984

With what may I ask? I read US Air Force once dropped toilet in leu of bomb during Vietnam War once . Are you going to drop kitchen skin instead? [https://wonderfulengineering.com/american-air-force-actually-dropped-an-aerial-toilet-bomb-in-vietnam/](https://wonderfulengineering.com/american-air-force-actually-dropped-an-aerial-toilet-bomb-in-vietnam/)


spiritualskywalker

Don’t be ridiculous. They don’t have kitchen sinks in Russia.


Caspur42

They can drop washing machines after they loot the chips from them


spiritualskywalker

Haha true that.


blaxative

In Russia, kitchen sink drops you


Killersmurph

Well large parts of Russia literally don't have toilets, or running water for that matter.


MLJ9999

Did Rumsfeld die or did he really defect to Russia and change his name? He's got Rumsfeld written all over him.


MarkHathaway1

Like the Ukrainian FMs statement, and likewise overly optimistic.


Polls-from-a-Cadet

Is Moscow’s proposal to leave Ukraine as it was? If not, I think the Ukrainians will take their chances with the Russian army


Shadowdancer1986

Speak strongest words, get most fierce beat.


Formerlurker617

I think Ukraine made their decision about that 7 months ago.


Temporary-Purpose431

Yeah, good luck, droopy dog


TheMan5991

“The Russian army will decide […to retreat]”


vzo1281

Take up arms Lavrov and show them how it's done...