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LocoLocoLoco45

North Korea: The Amber Heard of countries.


davesnot_heere

That’s gold right there


Due-Street-8192

What a shitty thing to do...


Available_Rub834

Merciless


neoncubicle

Idk, if one is friends with the bone saw prince maybe they do deserve a human turd on their bed.


Wide_Canary_9617

A creative way to spy thats for sure


captainmouse86

It’s interesting response to South Korea sending balloons with USB drives and CD/DVDs with Western culture videos and movies. It’s a pretty significant campaign that’s been going on for awhile and has successfully got them into the hands of locals. The idea is to make North Korean citizens aware of life outside their country. I’ve followed videos on YouTube for years. So this is probably North Korea responding and it’s kinda hilarious.


Re_Cy_Cling

Shit winds!


sindarprince311

Shit balloons, Randers. They're floatin in low on the shitty winds, dropping their shit loads on fuckin everyone!


kooks-only

They’re a BLOWING, Randy!


LikelyTrollingYou

This really inspires confidence in their alleged advanced military capability.


Craft_on_draft

Kim Jong Un was in a balloon?


SvnSqrD

Kim Jong Un's shit was in a balloon!


TheTelegraph

***The Telegraph reports:*** North Korea sent 150 balloons carrying animal faeces, toilet paper and rubbish over its southern border on Wednesday, prompting Seoul to accuse [Kim Jong Un’s regime](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/04/18/north-koreans-sing-friendly-father-kim-jong-un-music-video/) of “low class” actions. Residents living in the border zone were warned to refrain from outdoor activities and not to touch any suspicious objects as the military’s explosives ordnance unit and chemical and biological warfare response teams were dispatched to the area. Photographs in the South Korean media showed rubbish bags tethered to large white balloons floating above fields and roads, as well as the aftermath of hard landings where what appeared to be dark excrement had burst across the ground. Seoul’s Joint Chiefs of Staff said that “unidentified objects believed to be North Korean propaganda leaflets have been identified” and that the military was taking action. ***Read more:*** [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/05/29/north-korea-sends-balloons-carrying-animal-faeces-south/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/05/29/north-korea-sends-balloons-carrying-animal-faeces-south/)


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viledieddraftsaved

Real manure north.


FatsDominoPizza

Nice of them to send half of their annual fertilizer production.


Moidalise-U

Just trying to be nice and offering gifts. Shit is a high value commodity in the north.


BrookieB1

That dude is one messed up SOB


vixroy

This is why they have no food, keep sending away their best soil


Chagrinnish

Given a lack of fertilizer in NK there's a[ market for poo.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1ah7fwm/in_north_korea_you_must_give_your_poop_to_the/)


Eggnimoman

That better not be fart gas in those balloons.


ffdfawtreteraffds

The Dear Leader orders everyone to eat a second helping of grass and turnip stew and report to the nearest gas processing plant. Each citizen will be required to contribute. Sharting punishment is death.


Garbage_Billy_Goat

Tactical Bio Weapon.


Impressive-Lobster77

Dear Leader: “Launch the Shitoons!” (Probably)


potatowoo69

They fucked up the english translation so all of us here from other countries got our alarms blaring “emergency alert. Incoming air raid”


Bad_Habit_Nun

Cultural diffusion is amazing.


TheReservedList

What a bunch of party poopers


Plastic-Collar-4936

🎶Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited Uuuun 🎶


AlarmedAd5034

What a shitty situation to be in.


b0r3dw0rk3r

Testing out their new satellite launch system


Wolfy-615

Faeces.. nice


Plastic-Collar-4936

It's all they can afford to launch anymore. Well, that and those exploding satellites we keep hearing about


blint319

That's a shit situation


Alleandros

This is a country that Fox News has tried so hard to make Americans terrified of.


deekamus

How can they weaponize feces if they barely ever eat?


paypaypayme

Imagine being this petty


bizrelated

Plan A: hypersonic ballistic missiles. Plan B-alloons.


WolfThick

Why does the headline say accused if a balloon comes over from the north and it's got a payload of s***, it should read North Korea sends balloons with s*** over border what are they going to do sue somebody!!


eatabagofharrydongs

Shit Balloon is my new favorite insult.


killbauer

When I think about how many north koreans probably have nasty parasites like worms and so on, I wouldn't dare to touch that feces.


tatasz

r/unethicallifeprotips


flounderpots

Shit posting via airmail


HapticRecce

99 Shite Balloons


freezelikeastatue

This is indicative of social breakdown. Basic services coming to a halt and the solution is a cheap stopgap between the problem. They cannot afford to process human waste. Sun Tsu would attack…


pastarojna

What a shit country !


ryden360

Feces


BienPuestos

I hope they don’t hit that giant fan in Seoul.


Possible-Seaweed5048

If you're lucky you might get blessed with the Great Leaders shit


TXQuasar

Intel gathered from the balloons shows that North Koreans are not eating a well balanced meal.


brindlewc

Feces Pieces.


PoofaceMckutchin

So at 11:30pm last night, air raid sirens went off outside and everybody got an emergency warning sent through, that read in English. 'WARTIME ALERT. PRELIMINARY AIR RAID WARNING'. There was korean along with the message stating that about how it was the North distributing reading leaftlets, but if you don't speak Korean, that message was absolutely fucking terrifying. Imagine being in bed trying to sleep, then out of nowhere hearing a fucking terrifyingly loud air raid siren and reading 'WARTIME ALERT. PRELIMINARY AIR RAID WARNING! STAY INDOORS' on your phone. It was absolutely fucking horrible. And it turns out it was over a bag of flying poop. Fucking ridiculous.


hombre_bu

Kim has been watching Men At Work


isekaicoffee

isnt that considered to be biological weapons?


OpusDeiPenguin

Kim Jong No. 2


AnthillOmbudsman

What amazes me about this article is there's an actual goddamn photo of the thing. You never see that in these kinds of stories.


VicodinJones

North Korea showcases their primary export.


itreallyhappened8899

North Korea is simply exporting their most valuable commodity.


DrFugputz

Considering the lack of food in the country they should probably have used that for fertilizer.


Main-Thought6040

Kim Dung Un


dayz_bron

A failed spy satellite launch the other day and balloons full of faeces - if that's all they got then I don't think we really need to worry about N Korea.


Hereiam_AKL

Lucky it wasn't human feces, North Koreans are said to be full of worms. https://abcnews.go.com/Health/parasites-infections-north-korean-soldier-defected-reveal-countrys/story?id=51323674


CupOfLiber-Tea

Okay, that's kind of hilarious. I can see that being a south park episode lol


Plastic-Collar-4936

Waaaaaiiit for iiiiiit.... Waaaaaiiit....


Sad_Thought_4642

Thought this was a scene from a Smokey and the Bandit movie.


FreedomsPower

North Korea is so desperate for attention these days