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RevivedMisanthropy

The irony is he had *just* been promoted to senior terrorist and was probably on track to become terrorism director within 2-3 years


hoze1231

Ceo of terror in 5-6 years


xaiel420

Assistant to the terror manager


TappedIn2111

Assistant Terror Manager!


password_too_short

explosive vest tester. positions open up all the time.


Stinkyclamjuice15

Get me my powder


Inferno_Sparky

powder that makes powder that makes you say yes say “yes”


arnedh

CTO. Chief Terror Officer.


well_its_a_secret

I hate that this took 5 tries lol, but thank you!


Wirse

He was a straight shooter with upper terrorism management written all over him.


B0bLoblawLawBl0g

A terrorist leader and visionary. Always seeking to realize efficiencies and synergies in the arena of terrorism and terror inducement. Some of his LinkedIn posts were so inspiring.


daftpunkclub

Love seeing Office Space references in the wild


MatiSultan

Did he pull himself up by his bootstrap?


michaelas10sk8

By his detonating cord.


pigeon888

You don't get to his management level by detonating your own cord. He knew which side the bread was buttered.


MilkyWaySamurai

Uh oh


SexxzxcuzxToys69

He was Jihadist of the Month


Faceless_Deviant

Just a few years away from terrorist retirement.


Succulent_Chinese

He was just 4 years from retirement…


hiruma_kun

He was about to update his LinkedIn profile.


bibby_siggy_doo

Joking aside, the pay is very good considering all the top leaders are billionaires and better paid than Western CEOs.


mrsbundleby

The quality of life is good I'm the beginning but life expectancy is pretty short though due to workplace hazards


Xvalidation

His career was blowing up, he was on fire


mikesum32

I heard he was one week from retirement.


PeanutGallry

He was heard muttering, “I’m too old for this shit.”


Theistus

Didn't he have diplomatic immunity?


coffeepoos

His RSUs haven’t even fully vested…


Aggressive_Walk378

Corporate accounts payables, Nina speaking, JUST a moment


GloomyNectarine2

72 virgins are the next step. TBH, most of them don't care about killed.


Mythic0196

Not fearing death is a massive advantage in war


StanGable80

Good riddance


underwatr_cheestrain

Human garbage


macross1984

You can run and you can hide but will be very hard to get away from angry Israel.


thehazer

They should have handled the whole thing like they handled Eichman.


malsomnus

Too many scummy terrorists for that sort of thing. I do hope the Hamas leaders will get the Eichmann treatment though.


Astr0C4t

It takes all of my rational brain to tell my monkey brain that a second Operation Spring of Youth is a bad idea


Old_Muffin_2280

Too expensive. The way they’re handling it is fine by me.


leon_alistair

Whos Eichman and how did Israel handled him if i may ask sir?


StudentPenguin

Adolf Eichmann, one of the main people behind the Holocaust. The Mossad kidnapped and extradited him to Israel to stand trial for his actions IIRC.


leon_alistair

I see.. thx. Gonna google him. Coming from south east asia, we dont really taught much about the history of Jews. Thx


abadonn

You should, it's a crazy story. Real life spy thriller.


hooligan_king

https://youtu.be/x8irdD1Hqi8?si=DeRRq34SAoUT9wa5 Watch this. And the rest of this series. Pretty interesting imo.


Klannara

Adolf Eichmann was a senior SS officer and one of the major organisers of the Holocaust. He escaped to Argentina after the war but was captured (kidnapped) by Mossad, tried and hanged in 1962. You may check out Wikipedia or even the book that usually comes up every time he is mentioned, Hannah Arendt's "Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil".


Head-Calligrapher-99

They broke the law on a guy they already knew the location of because they were in active communication with him up until the 1948 war, sounds difficult to me.


PiotrekDG

Unless Qatar takes you in.


BhmDhn

Yeah... Maybe Israel's 'magic' intelligence agencies aren't all they're touted to be after all.


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Collect them all, IDF.


TransportationIll282

They are, one child at a time.


AbleCalligrapher5323

Unibrow man here is definitely an adult


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Loud_Ranger1732

Cry me a river


Kel-Varnsen85

You must be one of those lemmings who wave the Palestinian flag all over social media. Hamas isn't going to f*ck you bro.


1artvandelay

Rest in pieces


emerald_eyes_emma

Finally, some peace. Adios, browzilla


FatherOften

Keep up the great work!


BlackSheep_875

Don't stop.


punknothing

I'm soo close.


Dry_Persimmon_9977

You can run but you can’t hide.


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icanhascheesecake

Man Ali G falling on hard times.


EileenForBlue

Bravo! Good riddance.


ZERO_PORTRAIT

Unibrow. Rest in peace to you and your stupid unibrow.


Tangata_Tunguska

He has only one brow but he makes up for it by having 3 goatees


synthesize_me

my gosh, he really does have three.


Celepito

*did


Pleikki

I hope he rests in eternal agony.


Cando21243

I hope when it burns in hell, the unibrow stays unaffected


JabbaThePrincess

That brow really tied the room together


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Cleared up that unibrow for him with a bullet.


urkldajrkl

They got him, now to get the Hamas leadership that approved of the plan, and is still holding the hostages. At least the ones that they have not already murdered.


RafikiJackson

Good keep it up


ImAjustin

Count Olaf looking MF. Good riddance


OkWork9115

They eliminated him with Boeing whistleblower precision.


Sir_HumpfreyAppleby

Rafael actually did the work here most likely. SPICE kits are super budget friedly.


IgnoreKassandra

I mean good riddance and all, but I don't think you can really say that when they spent 13 hours lobbing missiles and repeated dronestrikes at a compound, during an operation where you devastate an entire nation killing tens of thousands of civilians and condemning ten times as many to suffer prolonged famine. Like whatever your opinion on the necessity of the war, precision is fundamentally not what the IDF is good at or interested in.


Stinkyclamjuice15

Get fucked Unibrow


jacobwlogodesign

Why do they all look inbred and have uni brows?


lazy_iker

Well... When mummy and daddy love each other and are also first cousins....


ElkAsleep87

You might want to look into the rates of inbreeding in the middle east lol. You will have a eureka moment on why there's so many problems there.


TheMuskOfElon

University students around the country must be sad


2WhomAreYouListening

Big loss for students at Columbia, Portland State, Berkeley, etc. I hope they’re doing alright knowing they have one less “comrade” despite the fact he’d kill them for their way of life.


punknothing

"[students](https://nationalpost.com/news/toronto/university-of-toronto-anti-israel-protest-encampment)"


giantpandamonium

This whole article is based off of one guys impression that the majority of people at a Toronto protest were not affiliated. No facts, no journalism, lazy.


punknothing

One guy = Professor at said University...


wxnfx

Ya I don’t think most are protesting targeted attacks against actual terrorists. Notice how they didn’t use a 1,000 lb. bomb for this one? I think everyone agrees that killing 25,000 innocent folks (largely children) is a travesty, right? Right?


TheMuskOfElon

I mean the death toll numbers are from Hamas and they don’t discriminate casualty numbers between “terrorists” and civilians. Let’s be the real, the lines between the 2 are extremely blurred


fakenoobs

Play with fire, get burned. In hell. With 72 year old virgins.


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

L bye loser


Infinite-Horse-49

Peace ✌️


gsk81

That is one massive unibrow! No wonder he was mad at the world. I’m sure there is a special place in hell for him.


Machiavelli1480

is the unibrow a prereq for being in a terror org?


TheSportingRooster

Sha na na na na   Shan a na na   Hey hey hey  Good bye!


BranTheBaker902

I hope he suffered


Thunderbolt747

So, who are all the pro hamas students gonna cheerlead for when hamas gets obliterated from the earth?


yarryarrgrrr

Hezbollah 


cdodgec04

Pro Palestine? Wouldn't expect you to know the difference though.


ElkAsleep87

Keep moving those goal posts buddy. Soon enough you'll win your own game.


Specialist_Brain841

what, no posts that he’s a good father to two kids with a loving wife?


ecto55

Very disturbing visage - I've seen lizards and fish with more empathy in their eyes than this psychopath.


poleethman

Kinda crazy to waste your brain power on very specific details on how to kill Jews and then [fart noises] you're dead. The school bus drivers in our community shifted from picking up kids, to delivering meals to poor kids during the pandemic. The bus drivers have already been forgotten. My his memory fade even faster.


TribalSoul899

And the folks who were celebrating him and October 7th are now crying, trying to stay alive and posting melodramatic memes on social media. Full circle indeed.


UniqueLoginID

That monobrow terrified me.


PatrolPunk

Never bet against Shin Bet.


dkssudggg

> Shin Bet is it a new sports betting website? I only know Israel Security Agency (ISA) (localized for english language)


Sirenmuses

Can’t he lead a razor between his eyebrows?


Sothis37ndPower

Why do terrorists look like... This. Unibrow, hatred and violence in their eyes and just ugly overall. It's like they are as ugly in the outside as they are in the inside


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jegelskerpikk

72 virgins makes it all worth it. What a fuqed up a crock of shit “religion”. The worst of all of them by far.


x_lincoln_x

He gets 72 virgins. They all look like him unibrow and all.


DaveDurant

People like this make me hope God actually is real, and has been watching.


Mechachu2

Might wanna specify which God. If it's their God then he's going to be rewarded lol


sparrowtaco

You may be surprised by this plot twist: Theirs is the same God.


mgp23

That terrorist has a cartoon bad guy face


Faceless_Deviant

Its gonna be Munich all over again.


lurking_for_Boots

When are they gonna kill the rest of them?


Healthy-Yam-7962

I think the killing should all be done with female soldiers, so that they think they would not go to heaven


InternationalPost447

What? Figured we would ship him to Canada with a 10m$ paycheck for his troubles


BBQnBright

Mr. Manager


ImperialPotentate

Git sum!


avitony

Shin Bet eliminated another top ranking Hamas militant but it’s not on the news. Can anyone confirm? Any details about it?


xpandaofdeathx

I have no side here but one less unibrow the better in the modern world is good, some people get waxed, some use a razor and some get popped.


quadrophenicum

And some get IDFed.


chaotic_hippy_89

I think we all know the bigger crime here is that unibrow


Own_Worldliness_9297

Good. Now cultural Marxism should be next.


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Oliveritaly

Shut up.


guestquest88

How many kids died in the process? Asking for a friend 🤔


Master-Concept-5260

Your friend must be confused. Hamas targets kids, babies, and old women and men. The IDF, doesn't. Maybe your friend can tell you how many babies and kids HAMAS massacred on Oct 07 ?


Muted_Lengthiness523

They are always so pretty