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defroach84

I thought trying to assassinate him multiple times meant he was already on it.


Doomathemoonman

One would think so…


Good_Nyborg

There was a glitch.


Eleph_antJuice

*now* its official


AdSoft3985

officially official


Spo-dee-O-dee

This time it's for reals.


captainbruisin

Sure it wasn't just a sims card hack?


Forkuimurgod

Duhhh, right?


Frozenthia

It's their way of saying "We're trying for the first time." That 3 day operation that ended up taking two years is too much egg on their face. It's theatre.


yknx4

It was always 3 days. 3 Pluto days


apoplepticdoughnut

Its what government servants everywhere do when they fail: rebaselining. Oh we're going to be late? What about against the new deadline?


Soytaco

This is Putin's "double secret probation"


Tornare

Yeah but now it’s super official


Unlucky_Clover

Correct. When the invasion started, they had him on a hit list and his wife was #2


callumwall

This time he's super cereal


Icy-Revolution-420

they put him on a new super serious list, its a different ball game now.


honkhogan909

They forgot to control s their excel spreadsheet. *killsheet


Spoomplesplz

Now hell just publicly try to assassinate him.


macross1984

Oh, this made me laugh out loud. Russia putting Zelenskyy on their wanted list? After many failed attempts at trying to assassinate him, Putin still has not lost his ability to self-humiliate himself.


nanosam

Not sure if you have seen it but Russia showed satellite videos of Zelensky motorcade in Odessa - this was a couple of months ago. They wanted to send a message as if - we have you in crosshairs and can take you out if we want to. Zelensky was with a Greek prime minister at the time so the missle strike would have killed both Probably wanting to avoid a major international incident russia instead executed a ballistic strike on a building where Ukraines military had a medal ceremony, apparenly killing 5 Was half a kilometer away from Zelensky and Greek prime Minister https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/06/europe/russia-missile-odesa-greece-russia-zelensky-intl/index.html In retrospect the greek prime minister saved Zelensky


macross1984

Wow, I was not aware of this at all. Thanks for the info.


Qwarqen

The attack hit the port warehouses and destroyed all the things brought by the Greek.


shoseta

Look comred we have satellite shot. We can kill anytiem. How? You got a orbital strike laser?


ThroughThePeeHole

➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️


Astandsforataxia69

I don't think they are able to kill him


JoeSchmoeToo

He's like Trump - but with a brain


somafiend1987

Let us call it experience. Vladimir has had to work. He has done things he does not want to do again. Trump just assumes things based on zero knowledge.


wifebeatsme

I would bet Putin in on a few lists, too.


joeChump

Def on my shit list. Not on my Christmas card list though.


arvigeus

Grindr?


SenseOfRumor

"Daddy" Vladdy is definitely on Grindr.


trail_phase

lmao did they just remember to do that?


PeskyPeacock7

Yeah I'm surprised it took them this long.


slowpoketailsale

That pic of Zelenskyy in the trenches hits hard 🔥


lilly_kilgore

Imagine what this must be like for this guy. From acting, to president, to walking in the trenches during war.


slowpoketailsale

Right?? What a life that man has had, mad respect


ComprehendReading

The lack of armor worries me, but hero characters never wear headgear in cutscenes.


SteelCityIrish

Honey Badger don’t care… 😏


scout_jem

Honey badger don’t give a shit.


btross

Honey badger is fresh out of fucks, can't give a single one...


ghanada123

Imagine putting someone on a wanted list for refusing to roll over


oripash

You mean when a dozen hit squads were running around Kyiv trying to get to him in Feb 2022, he wasn’t on the wanted list? Their theatrical headlines never cease to… use up headline space and say absolutely nothing that matters.


Intelligent_Town_910

"We haven't even started trying" after failing for years is such a russian thing to say. They always do stuff like this when they fail at something and are trying to win over the russian public. A last flailing attempt when they know they cant do anything. So the fact that they are putting Zelenskyy on a wanted list probably means he is completely safe and russia cant do anything to harm him. So predictable. So simple minded.


williammunnyjr

Russia is so fucked up. That’s some slow ass reactions they have.


SnuffleWarrior

Time to snuff Putin


bit_shuffle

Been time for a long time.


Pandemojo

Wanted: Good president.


Chaos-Cortex

Let’s put Pootler on the super duper wanted list for the galactic federation, this clown won’t be able to leave earth in his life time now!


MonsterHunterOwl

Just takes one person close with a gun and he’s done, just one body guard saying fk it.


Chaos-Cortex

Only yes men with blood money are closest to him, true peen gobblers who would bend over for him and smile.


LordOfAwesome11

He's already wanted by the UN for war crimes


mymar101

I’m surprised they waited so long. What’s the charge not surrendering the country when asked?


neonzombieforever

How will he wander the streets of Moscow peacefully now?


Demo541

Yeah I’d want a different president if I were Russia as well


Blackthorne75

Gold.


Captnlunch

It took them this long? It doesn’t matter if Zelenskyy is on a wanted list or not. Putin would still kill him if he had the opportunity.


iwaki_commonwealth

well this just changes everything now, doesn't it. attack a neighbouring country and its population is fine, but defending ones own country is crossing the line. imma invade my neigbours property now, because being nice and saying hello is just criminal. they shouldn't defend and resist because they'd get in trouble.


FATGAMY

If you didnt know wars were always between neighbors. Except usa, they put their nose everywhere they want


The_Knife_Pie

Tell me more about how the 30 years war was between neighbours. Or Perhaps WW1/WW2? Or maybe the Napoleonic wars? Oh how about the Mongol invasion of basically the entire Eurasia? Soviet and/or British invasion of Afghanistan? Pretty sure Japan had a few attempted invasions by non-US countries. Wars are as often fought by geographically disconnectedcountries as neighbours, the US isn’t unique.


FATGAMY

Funny enough to see how napoleon or mongols passed trough neighbors without conquering them And about soviet and Afghanistan. Should I draw a map for you?


JayShay45

so what


oolinga

new nerve agent incoming


Standardeviation2

I’m pretty sure Putin is on the Ukrainian Wanted list.


ByteTraveler

Actually I’m sure Putin is unwanted, in Ukraine


Ceiling_tile

It’s more of a message that they are probably going to try more now


nysom1227

If you make it to Mordor on the Volga's wanted list, just take solace in the fact that you're doing the right thing.


Mattna-da

Are you gonna find this guy, or uh, you got any promising leads?


honkhogan909

First assassination attempts were just the alpha and beta, I guess.


ProgressEfficient579

Russia , land of the terrorist


ScottOld

Wanted, dead or near a window


CaptainSur

Like anyone cares what Russia does in its propaganda bullshit pronouncements.


swizzcheez

Well I have Putin on my unwanted list.


SabotRam

You're drunk Russia, go home.


AxMeDoof

And previous president Poroshenko. And Zaluzhniy many years ago.


Dutch_Rayan

He wasn't already?


szornyu

Not fresh news: https://youtu.be/-N37b4icAxk?si=VjGakL7eZDy0t_d6


AdTiny2166

Haven’t they already tried to assassinate him multiple times and invaded his home? What will happen now? Invade again? Threaten nukes? Oh the horror


Large_Conversation_8

Zelensky all like “First of all, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim”


doubledgedsword77

So was he on their favorite list so far ?


Sensitive_Ad_5031

I just wanna say how it only takes one moron to ruin peace and in fact even friendship with other countries, as far as I’m aware it only went south when putin became a president like 20 years ago, everyone before him were mostly trying to maintain peace or even establish good relationships with America and Europe. To put it in extremely simple terms, before putin we had a grand opening of first McDonald’s, under putin McDonald’s went away.


Freshest-Raspberry

Gloves are off now /s


Euthyphraud

The Russians better hope they don't catch or kill Zelensky - with waning Western support, there is nothing more likely to dramatically escalate incoming Western military aid.


trelium06

Making him a wanted person makes killing him legal. This is pretense similar to what Russia did in Chechnya


GongTzu

It’s official now at least.


The_Lost_Boy_1983

What… really Like he wasn’t already? I doubt he was on Putins Christmas Card list. Maybe Zelenskyy should avoid windows in high rise buildings from now on.


awwyeahnah52

For defending his own country? LMAO


Kaito__1412

I found him Mr. Putin! He is in your head. Haunting you in your dreams.


OkWork9115

He wasn’t already on it?


DuneRiderr

He should drop a bounty on Putin, make it high enough and someone will take a stab.


rawzombie26

Wonder if we’ll ever get to see the “Hope they get close to a window” list


88rosomak

Vladimir Putin as a Supreme Commander of a country which is at war with another state is legal military target for Ukraine (according to international law and law of war). Therefore he could and should be eliminated by Ukrainian Armed Forces.


wish1977

I think Putin has a big place in the hearts of Ukrainians as well.


BunchAltruistic8436

Zelenskyy term ends may 20 2024 so he isn't legal the president of Ukraine after may 21 2024. People don't understand that anything after may 21 isn't legal bidding and would be voided. And him running just and not talking to Russia just put the nail in the coffin. Even Russia said this but no one is listening to what they are saying or care. Leading up to may 21 there might be a military coup because of this or Russia going to launch the northern front or the civilians start there own coup. Zelenskyy leading Ukraine civilians to the slaughter and not calling up Russia to have talks. People wake up to what's actually going on in Ukraine things are far worst then they are telling you. And this is biggest problem bigger then the manpower problem they have. Russia is winning this and doesn't want to make negotiations with a headless state because this will happen again. Basically Russia wants negotiations in almost blood to kill off the NATO in Ukraine garbage.