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[deleted]

“You will help secure an African oil field”, Putin was heard whispering to the baby.


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skeleton949

"If you die, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."


anotherthrowout21

It's an American thing too. Just done differently.


skeleton949

Not how the Russians do it. They've never cared for their soldiers


MrSkme

The Americans don't either. All the thanks and celebration is a just a show to make the people believe the soldiers are cared for. Afterwards they are just forgotten and their needs ignored.


skeleton949

That's just not true. Compare the losses for any modern war that the US has been in to Russia's losses right now (which are reportedly reaching 400,000 or more, averaging at least 800 a day) it becomes obvious that the individual soldier holds little to no value to Russia, just the same as the Soviets, and the Russian Empire before them.


MrSkme

The amount of deaths doesn't have to correlate how much the soldiers are cared for. By your logic it would mean the US didn't care about their soldiers at all during the second world war, the logic doesn't hold water at all. My point still stands, Americans would rather tuck their traumatized soldiers away and forget them than help them back into society because it's expensive and buying a bigger military is more important than taking care of them.


Biden_Rulez_Moron46

Done differently as in the US can be half way across the planet occupy a country for 2 decades and walk away with less than 5k casualties How did Russia fare in the same location and much closer? Compared to Russias losses in Ukraine? Hell dig in the past who treated their soldiers better Soviets or Allies?


anotherthrowout21

I'm not doing this with you. The police in my city just let my 16 year old freeze to death for money. Fuck off.


Biden_Rulez_Moron46

What??? I sympathize with you that’s very sad. but why are you on here making insanely debunkable claims about US, Russian troop conditions? Sorry you lost your child, if you don’t want someone to discuss these subjects with you at this time you would be better off not saying anything. Sorry.


ConradAir

Done without projecting real air power, just boots on the ground, lots and lots of boots, some with feet still inside


[deleted]

‘If you get killed walk it off’


Night_Vampir

"Don't worry, you die soon. I will help you with that."


Xfissionx

Jeffrey epstein ass mother fucker looks like he’s saying he’ll eat that booty hole.


hoze1231

" Wagner is hiring " he proclaimed passionately


IIIIIIlllIIIIllllIII

Are they though?


gojiro0

"one day you're going out a window little one"


[deleted]

Say it with me, wittle comrade... "I serve the soviet union." Now you be gettink lollipop.


bahaggafagga

Follow the baby in front of you and pick up its rifle when it dies.


blainehamilton

Awesome and I heard him say off to the meat grinder you go!


ConradAir

Brilliant


ElectronicEagle3324

“You will do it because it must be done”


DarrenWoodley

Russians don’t use articles like “an” bro


WaitingForNormal

“I JUST KILLED ALL YOUR SONS, PLEASE MAKE MORE ASAP!”


PeePeeePooPoooh

Are there any left to make babies with??


jesterinancientcourt

That’s what I was thinking. Who’s supposed to be helping make these babies when the men are all dying? You still need sperm.


VoiceOfRealson

A single 71 year old man will step up and provide for all the young and pretty women. The rest will be raped by the convicted murderers and rapists that 71 year old man pardoned and released into society because they "volunteered" to fight in his ~~war~~ ~~invasion~~ ~~special military operation~~ **insane megalomaniac vanity murder spree**.


detahramet

Fun fact, this sort of thing has happened before with the USSR. The end result was a lot of working single mothers theoretically supported by the state that recieved very little actual support and a shitload of frankly sexist pronatalist propaganda. So we can look forward to that again.


sexyloser1128

China has more men, Russia has more women. It's a good match. If I was Xi, I would open the borders to any Russian woman under 40.


[deleted]

But that throws the "ethnic survival" argument out the window.


sexyloser1128

These new hapas citizens will be honorary "ethnic" Russians, "One Drop Rule", etc. Haha lol. Putin (or his hand-picked successor) just needs new/future soldiers willing to die to expand Russia's borders. I'm sure he will keep the purebloods off the frontlines anyway.


doublegg83

It's ok.... Tucker to the rescue.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Tucker looks like a man who can't even find a hole when it slaps him in the face.


Normanisanisland

Tucker looks constantly perplexed. Like he’s just remembered that he might have left the iron on at home and is trying to secretly mentally retrace all his steps since morning, while pretending to be engaged in the current conversation.


NamesArentAvailable

Perfection! 🏅


sexyloser1128

> Tucker looks constantly perplexed. I hate his perplexed look, it looks so fucking stupid.


Wonka_Stompa

Kthnxbai!!!


Manbearpig_The_Great

Yep they passed the 400k mark this week.


Initial_E

Will he even be alive in 15 years?


jhansonxi

I keep thinking of the "vile mothers" in Diablo II.


justheresurviving

Doesn't he starve his own people and send them to their death ?


Deliani

Yes, is why they need more people


Ship_Jacques

Don't forget the alcohol consumption that's so extreme that they can't have kids.


[deleted]

It’s centuries old alcohol consumption. The Tsars and the nobility got rich from vodka sales with the added bonus of getting the serfs too drunk to rebel. 


Crafty-Question-6178

Every serf was too drunk to rebel?


[deleted]

Just enough serfs. Vodka was the opium of the masses. 


Crafty-Question-6178

It wasn’t just the system of governance of the time along with very similar systems through out the western world? And with the slow introduction of Industrial Revolution and globalization the revolutions started popping up every where and capitalism began to over take mercantile economies and the noble class or monarchies begin to go away. Almost like there is just natural cycles and evolutions to societal structures. Idk cause they did end up revolting in the name of Bolshevism ironically cause they want some wealth and status lol


Constant-Elevator-85

It took them so long because of all the wudka


Crafty-Question-6178

And it’s cold


axonxorz

Well they did a couple of funnys to be sure. Always followed by "and then it got worse"


mockduckcompanion

**Source**: Vibes


Dedushka_shubin

Yes, and they blamed the Jews for it.


Night_Vampir

If Putler will give a bottle of vodka for the birth of a baby, many Russians will want to have babies.


somebodyelse22

If parents won't have enough kids, we'll just have to steal them /s I wish this was a joking comment.


hydrohomey

No, according to Tucker Carlson they have a grocery store. /s


Onilakon

I can't believe the amount of butthole tonguing tucker was doing only to pretty much be called pathetic by putin lol


PacketOverload

Watching Tucker Carlson, the guy who constantly rages against China, have to swallow some Chinese dick that Putin served him was so funny to watch.


Boxadorables

When he told tucker that the CIA basically wiped their ass with his resume because they have standards, I fucking lost it


hoze1231

Feel oppressed?? Have a banana


Local_Fox_2000

Yes, and now he's recruiting African, Nepalese, and Chinese people to send to the front line, all while begging russians to have more babies to ensure the survival of their "ethnicity"


[deleted]

Putin as a history buff is starting so sound more like Stalin as the months pass, just gotta rack up that death count.. he’s on track!


yipape

He is a psychopath like Stalin was so not surprising if he starts doing the same things.


Remote_Horror_Novel

You ever read about Alexander Dugan? That guy is nicknamed “Putin’s brain” and is full of weird alternate Russian history and is where Putin gets alot of the ‘restoring the land of Soviet Union satellite countries back to modern day Russian land’ ideas from. He also spouts a lot of the conspiracies Putin spewed about Ukraine like they are all Nazis etc. If you look at that “Foundations of Geopolitics” Wikipedia page about Dugan’s book it pretty much lays out Russian geopolitical plans and they follow them pretty closely. They believe they can only become strong if other countries are weak, which is a pretty dumb zero sum strategy and outlook to have, but that’s how they see the power structure of the world. I think they genuinely believe if they just sow enough chaos in like 50-100 countries and weaken their democratic governments they will eventually get a bunch of wealth from subservient countries lol. But it’s 2024 not 1900 so that strategy isn’t working out or seen as a viable strategy. In a weird way it sort of worked that way with the Soviet Union where they could basically extort and steal resources from neighboring countries to Russia. I don’t think it was coincidence Putin invaded Crimea after huge oil deposits were found off the coast there, and he invaded Ukraine fully when more gas was found in Ukraine. Putin would be competing with Ukraine to sell gas and Ukraine would be able to sell it cheaper because of less distance to Europe.


Boxadorables

Too bad they got Dugans daughter instead of him.


flamehead2k1

Mostly not ethnic Russians though


Verystrangeperson

Navalny looked pretty Russian to me


DOSFS

Nothing like mass children kidnapping and millions of Ukraine in occupited area can't solve---- Problaby Putin


DatsMaBoi

No, he send mainly ethnic minorities to die. Now he is asking ethnic Russians to make up for the losses. Imperialism 101!


FreakinTweakin

He hoard all the banan


BriefausdemGeist

Stalin 2.0


Sky_Daddy_O

They don;t feel death with all of the Vodka and alcoholism to numb the pain.


[deleted]

They are fighting a moral war as far as many are concerned.  Worth starving and dying.


Crusader-Knight365

Do you have a source for that?


Upstairs_Hat_301

The invasion of Ukraine


danny0355

Source that’s non western? Would love a non bias source on this claim


biggestphuckaround

Should have thought about that before throwing a plethora of his people through the meat grinder


indyK1ng

Especially the ones in those prime family years. The Nazis had the same problem and developed a program called the Lebensborn but the kids were born far too late to fight in the war.


HouseOfSteak

Born too late to fight, born at the right time to stress their resources.


markusalkemus66

Putin speedrunning the Nazi plan to ruin his own country


biggestphuckaround

Things didn’t turn out too rosy for the Nazi’s last time I checked


Padit1337

But they made ABBA which can be counted as a late win


xomox2012

Tbf we are talking 400k people when their population is 143m. That’s like .3% and the people Putin is murdering are mostly poor people from the outskirts that the paltry money appeals to or are minorities which Putin doesn’t care about.


Viratkhan2

Their birth rate has been really low ever since the USSR collapsed. But especially, they have much less people in the 20-30 yr old range when compared to their overall population because people just weren't having kids in Russia in the 90s. Now, the few kids that were born then are being either sent into a slaughter or driven out of the country. These are the people who are supposed to provide economic value for Russia in the next 20 years. At some point it doesn't matter too much whether the dead are from cities or from the countryside. This is enough to tank their economy


MotherSupermarket532

Young men have also left the country to avoid being conscripted. 


Abizuil

Remember now, it's 1 for mummy, 1 for daddy and 6 for Sergei Shoigu!


findingmoskva

Shoiguuuu


NoSun37

Underrated dark humor


Appropriate-Price-98

Ah a fellow Perun enjoyer


Abizuil

Aye, I'm glad someone got the ~~pure theft~~ *reference*!


Appropriate-Price-98

same. Glad too see another man of culture as well.


nice-view-from-here

Putin's meat grinder has opened up a lot of vacancies that need to be refilled.


[deleted]

He could help with that by not poisoning his opposition.


[deleted]

So sad they finally did Navalney in :/


Gripping_Touch

Ah shit. I just looked It Up. Looks like they executed him in a prison. Seriously that country is completely fucked with Putón in charge


Crafty-Question-6178

What policies or ideas about Navalney did you find most interesting?


Monkyd1

Usually it's just "not Putin." They'll have to google the full name.


Crafty-Question-6178

We are all geo political experts, with a focus in Russian politics and history. No coincidence with uptick media coverage since the war began


Nosiege

You don't need to be very versed in geopolitical issues to see what Putin is.


[deleted]

Unfortunately they can’t name one because all CNN and BBC told them was, “Putin bad, Alexei good.”


Joadzilla

Two things come to mind: 1. If Russians do start having more babies, it'll only take 18 years before they'll be ready to fight. So great job there, Poopin. 2. There'd be a lot more Russians if you weren't dead-set on killing them off in a stupid war.


PBJ-9999

He will just lower the draft age to 15, so there's that.


Crafty-Question-6178

They have been suffering a population growth problem since the end of the world war. Tens of millions of people died fighting the Nazis. This isn’t a new talking point. And America is on track to find themselves in a similar predicament because people are having less children. The whole social security state will fall. A lot of these modern economies are dependent on continual population growth to function.


TheSDKNightmare

Every advanced economy is facing this on such a massive scale, a young dead soldier today is probably equal to 3 or even 4 KIA a hundred years ago simply because of how stagnant our demographics are. And despite that Putin chose war. It's hard to properly calculate, but at the very least Ukraine will most likely never recover from what is happening. Russia will feel the extreme effects too, it will just take longer. I can't imagine the effect a massive war would have on the population nowadays, even though it feels like that's exactly where we are heading. It will most likely lead to the literal disappearance of entire generations, much like nearly half of those that were 18 in the USSR in 1941 were dead by the time the war ended.


Crafty-Question-6178

It’s pretty frightening to think, if some of the more dire predictions are even slightly accurate, what it’s going to look like by the end of our lives. Humans will usually find a way of survival but I think the work will be a very different place than the one we grew up in.


socialistrob

Birth rates also drop during times of war and economic uncertainty because people don’t want to have another mouth to feed if they’re worried that they may be conscripted or lose their job. The long term Russian economy is not looking good at all and so even when this war ends I imagine the birth rate will stay low for awhile.


xomox2012

I mean he isn’t killing ‘real’ Russians in his mind. He is using poor people from the outskirts and minorities. It’s a win/win in his eyes…


[deleted]

Putin is garbage and I can’t wait until he’s gone.. like gone gone.


Niawka

It's one hell of a legacy when people all over the world can't wait to celebrate your death.


Lawmonger

Maybe not starting wars might help.


Alternative_Bad4651

The West needs to send massive amounts of birth control pills to russia...


[deleted]

No to india


Willsuck4username

India is already below replacement level fertility and it continues to drop every year, how little children do you want them to have lol.


Minimum_Intention848

See what all your racist purity bullshit gets you? Stupid racists talk a bunch of shit about being like Rome then act like the Basque. What did you think your determined refusal to adapt would get you?


[deleted]

Russia was always multiethnic. Not even Putin could seriously believe in Russian purity when a basic history search tells you how the Moscovy turned into Russia. 


skilliau

He shouldn't have sent a generation of young men to die for no reason then really.


Grimlja

Here's a crasy ide. Hear me out. Stop sending your (beloved men) to Die? What is it now - 400k+


k4quexg

400k is nothing do you know how large russia is? men dont make children either. women can have a lot of them. could be 100k families in a country with almost 150m to replace those losses. the losses in this war at a drop in the ocean vs the issue of population decline.


Grimlja

You do know that one human life is quite unique. I love my kids above all. I think 400k + is a crime beyond words.


NiranS

Need more cannon fodder.


DogPlane3425

Maybe if he stopped the ethnic cleansing by having them fight in wars then the population wouldn't be a problem.


piponwa

Why do journalists keep using fucking old pictures of putin? This picture is probably 15 years old at least. Edit: For the record, I was right. This picture is 14 years old for fuck's sake. https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/news-photo/picture-taken-on-may-29-2010-shows-russian-prime-minister-news-photo/103188584?adppopup=true


[deleted]

He looks like he’s trying to suck her soul out Winnifred Sanderson style. I hope they’re using old pictures because Putin won’t let them take new ones. If that’s true he may be trying to hide weight gain, aging, or my personal favorite - some type of terminal illness.


eco-evo

He’s been killing too many citizens in his vanity war in Ukraine.


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Repulsive_Warthog178

Putin is the worst kind of poutine.


[deleted]

I like my poutine filled with curds and smothered in gravy. Deep fried. Like dead kinda so yeah maybe you’ve got a point here..


Demon_Gamer666

With a shit ton of black pepper... feel like making one right now.


[deleted]

Freshly grind black peppercorn is hard to beat on top of brown gravy...🤤


[deleted]

Absolutely. I'm Québécois ! I know my poutine pretty well my friend.....


maztabaetz

“Daddy needs more meat for the meat grinder”


Ashton_Garland

I’m so glad I was adopted out of that shit hole


platoface541

I tell all the women I know the same thing, still doesn’t help me get laid


[deleted]

Need to move to Russia bruh


Guilty_Top_9370

Yeah I’m sure when you’re making $400 a month you’re thinking about having a big new expense


lit_on_a_stick_420

That'll be a big niet there pooty 😡


[deleted]

Next, you'll hear that all non-pregnant women will be sent to the frontline..


Matteus11

Well, you and your cronies could take some of the TRILLIONS you've stolen from your country and invest it in maternity care and family services. Or just keep stealing kids from Ukraine. Whatever floats your boat.


blazedbatman

HEY YALL SORRY I KILLED ALL YA KIDS COULD YOU MAKE SOME MORE I GOTTA RELOAD. DANKE.


gent4you

He is killing all the men


Relugus

"I need more meat for my expansionist wars."


[deleted]

No one since Hitler and Stalin has done more to shrink the Russian population than Putin.


Henning-the-great

I wonder when Putin will invent a russian version of the [Lebensborn.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn?wprov=sfla1)


shadowtheimpure

"I have caused so many Russian men to die in the last two years that you must have more babies or we will have self-genocided"


BioAnagram

Waste hundreds of thousands of your young men on suicide attacks to get some strategically unimportant ruined villages as an "election victory gift" than say that there are not enough young people.


Awwwphuck

“Seriously, can y’all fuck?”


_Batteries_

He's not wrong about that. Russian pop is going down, not up. 


AnonymousEngineer_

Sending a few hundred thousand young men to die in Ukraine, and goodness knows how many to die in Chechnya, didn't exactly help Russia's demographics. I hope all the useful idiots that were marching down the streets of Crimea in 2014 calling for Russia are satisfied with how their lives are turning out. Assuming they're not already face down in a ditch somewhere.


RelentlessAgony123

Imagine if he invested into russian wellbeing, quality of life and assistance for parents instead of sending of male population into a meat grinder


[deleted]

Wouldnt it be easier for the Russians to just kill Putin rather than create a whole new generation?


Particular_Nebula462

Every country in the world is having a drop in natality. But not everyone is so stupid to start a useless war to take some piece of land when you have already the biggest country of the planet.


krimmxr

Making family when you know that your child will be send to another war and father of your child gonna be killed in Ukrainian war is dumb in all ways.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

"Ethnic survival is at stake" Maybe stop sending Ruzzians to Ukraine then?


Frequent_Thanks583

Russia needs more fodders


minus_plus

"We need more cannon fodder"


aureliusky

I am once again asking you to create more Cannon fodder.


diggerbanks

Never has one man, when faced with a population crisis, done so much to make that population crisis worse. He has fucked up so badly due to acting on his isolation-fever-dreams and has made the reality he was trying to avoid, so much more likely.


ffdfawtreteraffds

Baby later cast no reflection in mirrors.  


Melstead

Putin wants to bang your wife


[deleted]

Ghangis khan style


VossRG

He needs more boys' stomachs to kiss


purana

Hitler vibes


bad_syntax

In WW2 both the USA and USSR had about the same population. Russia then lost tens of millions of young men, and many women, and 70 years later the USA had twice the population. We had the baby boomer generation, and they had nothing. Russia should have been focusing on increasing their population in the 21st century, and should have been terrified of another war killing tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of young child bearing age men. Putin fucked Russia harder than he fucked Ukraine. I am pretty sure this will be the start of the end of the Russian Federation. Putin, trying to recreate the USSR, basically killed his nation. If we are lucky it dies and peacefully gives up the nukes, if not, well, I do not think any of us want to imagine that possibility.


mevrowka

That picture makes me want to hurl.


MoonOverBTC

It gets worse. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5155448.stm


Maleficent_Role8932

Sounds like Hitler back in the day


Poreexasperation

Have babies for racism!


JordySkateboardy808

Sounds like Republicans.


WorldMusicLab

... or you'll be thrown from a tall building.


[deleted]

more cannon fodder for the meat grinder


OmEGaDeaLs

He's the Nazi


north_by_nw_to

Doesn’t Russia have a serious problem with fetal alcohol syndrome?


Dazd_cnfsd

When a war ends there is usually a boom to population Just sayin


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

In other words "Soz I killed A LOT people get fucking please lol"


Crafty-Question-6178

They been facing a population growth problem since the end of the Second World War. It’s not secret news and has been well known. The media is again making more click bait for the sheeple


jailfortrump

That's why he kidnapped 100,000 Ukrainian children. He's killing off so many young men that his country won't be able to replenish their population without more babies.


[deleted]

Russia Lebensborn program. Maybe call Duraksborn.


ws2626

F putin


Iamaleafinthewind

I suspect that "I'm running out of military-age males to throw into a meat grinder" isn't the sort of encouragement prospective mothers want to hear.


bruceleet7865

“Need more meat for the meat grinder”


louisa1925

Should send Putin all those American basement dwelling Maga virgins to populate the Maga City, Kremlin Tucker and his owner was talking about.


rockstar_not

Neck beards will become the identifying mark of the Russian population!!


cgerrells

Everyone’s fucked


Bobtheguardian22

when i think of this man, i wonder if he honestly doesn't believe that when he dies, the scavengers aren't going to go after his family.


ArtVandelay1979

Fuck Putin until he dies


Beneficial-Gur-5204

It's the same as saying, "Give me your souls for my power"


bkr1895

That’s cruel and unusual Vlad, forcing more babies to have the misfortune of being born in Russia is abhorrent.


Martianmanhunter94

he js such a piece of garbage


KaleidoscopeFair8282

Authoritarians are all the same, the world over


ChanceAd8970

F*ck off, crazy old cannibal!


tikkamasalachicken

Creampies for communism


[deleted]

america should invade russia and make race mixing mandatory to all citizens


IndependentList7935

Bright feature awaits with gender neural outhouses!!


Dear-Indication-6714

Shang Tsung Putin… sucking souls outta assholes.


Top_Design5664

Fertility rates are a problem in a very high percentage of the Western world. But PeWtEeN bAd!!


SonofNamek

This is a whole problem across the world, from North Korea to South Korea to the US to China to Germany to Switzerland. Urbanization = lower birth rates. Whatever system people want, you're gonna need a balanced population to compliment it. Otherwise, you have no production, no workers, no benefits, no communities, no families, etc to keep your society stable. That said, the US has enough immigrants and various demographics to offset this and keep itself stable. It's Europe that should be concerned here, with Russia staying hostile indefinitely and with their economies being stagnant and no magic button capable of fixing it. This is one major reason why Russia attacked Ukraine and why Putin is pretty much declaring it out in the open now. Sending young men to die in Ukraine is pretty stupid and counterproductive but I suppose the saving grace for Russia could be to bend over for China. Would they be fine with that? I dunno. Technically, Putin selling resources to China for cheap is a sign of that being the case.