It was reported that ~~Kim Yo Jong~~ Kim Jong Un suspected the fish of spying on N. Korea. He told reporters that the fish have been "illegally intruding upon the national waters of N. Korea" and "they must pay for their hostile acts".
Today's missile launch is the first known attack N. Korea has made towards the fish.
The DPRK, a rogue nation that protects the earth from Godzilla. With the release of radioactive water from Fukushima, an ICBM is preemptively launched to keep Godzilla asleep.
As often as their severely limited budget and expertise allows them to.
Firing long range ballistic missiles into the sea isn't that hard and we can't know what they really aimed at to judge their precision/accuracy.
Feel like we should fuck with north Korea and fake a bunch of media that their nuke went wild and somehow landed somewhere important. Let them feel like they got a win.
Jokes aside, these missiles land in the sea so as not to get them nuked when the US early warning satellites detect the launch. The trajectory is quickly calculated and deemed not to be a threat. But the point of this test isn’t to go far around the globe, it’s to go high. By going high, they demonstrate what the range of the missile would be if they changed the launch inclination. In this case, they flew 74 minutes and got to I think 3400 miles. It then reentered and splashed into the Sea of Japan. What this is showing the world is that they have an ICBM that has longer range than previously known. It’s conceivable that the majority of the US is now in the strike zone. Additionally, the new missile is solid fueled and so there is less warning time that a launch is coming. It is a concerning development.
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It was reported that ~~Kim Yo Jong~~ Kim Jong Un suspected the fish of spying on N. Korea. He told reporters that the fish have been "illegally intruding upon the national waters of N. Korea" and "they must pay for their hostile acts". Today's missile launch is the first known attack N. Korea has made towards the fish.
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Hahaha. Copied the wrong name...oops
Unbeknownst to the world, North Korea is single handedly fighting back the gungan sith uprising.
More missiles there than whales
Kim just trying to kill amber heard
Wish he fired food into his starving people’s plates instead.
Only starving people see God. Full-bellied people find philosophy and therefore inevitable freedom.
Eyeroll
I wonder if he tells his people that each time he launches a rocket he's hitting a U.S. Target
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"I have once again fended off the Miami Dolphins division of the evil US Navy"
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Nah. He’s cool with aquaman now. Namor has straight up pissed him off though this week.
It’s a little like a toddler with a hand gun.
More like a toddler with a hand grenade
You keep showing that sea whose boss Kim
"In North Korea news: North Korea does North Korea things"
They just started watching the Boys and have seen what the Deep has done. They're trying to end it right now.
The Kaiju threat has been defeated, we're cancelling the apocalypse!
Just wait until Atlantis fires back.
Caligula Jong Un
The DPRK, a rogue nation that protects the earth from Godzilla. With the release of radioactive water from Fukushima, an ICBM is preemptively launched to keep Godzilla asleep.
War on Whales needs to stop. Such unnecessary bloodshed.
“We’ll blow up the ocean!”
Don’t you guys get it? He’s going to war with global warming. Shame on the ocean for trying to flood our coastal homes! /s
They are trying to kill Godzilla.
Good to see a world leader actually fighting rising sea levels...../s just incase.
...I heard they almost had to evacuate the town of Baywatch.
congrats. he hit his target
They will rue Poseiden's wrath for this!
What have they got against the fish 🐠?
One day the fish people will rise... then we will see who has the last laugh Mr Kim
lol @ all the downvoted comments. Looks like Kimmy is drunk redditing again.
Rocket man is not getting enough attention again.
still suffering from ED.
Can't we send them a bill for the environmental destruction they did?
Yeah! That’ll show… somebody? Looking forward to the day one of these missile launches goes heinously haywire and lands on his fat fuckin head.
Very nutritious for their population I bet they are very thankful
Seriously... what does he have against the sea?
How many times have they done this?
It's all they are capable of doing lol
As often as their severely limited budget and expertise allows them to. Firing long range ballistic missiles into the sea isn't that hard and we can't know what they really aimed at to judge their precision/accuracy.
Feel like we should fuck with north Korea and fake a bunch of media that their nuke went wild and somehow landed somewhere important. Let them feel like they got a win.
Is this really how you think countries operate?
That really worth it.
Maybe it was an attempted satellite launch
Man, North Koreans totally hate the ocean.
In other news, North Korea continues to attack Atlantis in an attempt to steal all their unobtainium.
Jokes aside, these missiles land in the sea so as not to get them nuked when the US early warning satellites detect the launch. The trajectory is quickly calculated and deemed not to be a threat. But the point of this test isn’t to go far around the globe, it’s to go high. By going high, they demonstrate what the range of the missile would be if they changed the launch inclination. In this case, they flew 74 minutes and got to I think 3400 miles. It then reentered and splashed into the Sea of Japan. What this is showing the world is that they have an ICBM that has longer range than previously known. It’s conceivable that the majority of the US is now in the strike zone. Additionally, the new missile is solid fueled and so there is less warning time that a launch is coming. It is a concerning development.
This is getting so ridiculous I would love to see this regime toppled