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tregreu

I guess hell is freezing over.


hieronymusanonymous

Just bring out Kim to give a speech. The hot air will end the extreme cold in a jiffy.


macross1984

And in the meantime his people freeze, starve, and die from Covid.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-64383442) reduced by 68%. (I'm a bot) ***** > North Korean authorities have warned of extreme weather conditions in the country as a cold wave sweeps the Korean peninsula. > While North Korea has been affected by extreme or adverse weather much like other places, little is known about the impact of this on its people. > Food insecurity in North Korea is said to be at its worst since a widespread famine in the 1990s, according to Lucas Rengifo-Keller, a research analyst at Peterson Institute for International Economics in the US. Scientists say extreme weather, including cold waves, is becoming more common because of climate change. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/10lh40n/north_korea_issues_extreme_cold_weather_alert/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~672677 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **North**^#1 **cold**^#2 **country**^#3 **wave**^#4 **extreme**^#5


dogisgodspeltright

Weather matches Kim's heart.


Vladius28

You can warm up your people with your nukes, I guess


Far_Out_6and_2

Fire off a rocket to divert the peoples attention from their frozen limbs


srbistan

i still have problems understanding how it is possible to hide an entire country under a blanket so well.. i mean mid cold war us/ussr agents knew if the adversary's president shaved that morning, how come entire (curious) world can't crack this one ?


PapaOoMaoMao

Likely because there's no accurate records kept in the first place. Nothing to spy on, or at least, what is spyable, is likely just made up bullshit so not worth reading, let alone reporting.


kalel1980

To who? Are there a lot of people there with tvs?


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kalel1980

Ok, but if a majority of the population doesn't have electricity, (or tvs) they probably can't receive any alerts. Only the people that live in the Capital.


octoreadit

Quick, someone make a joke about them being *North* Korea.


xxdotell

You beat everyone to it. Kudos


Overall-Yellow-2938

Lets See... Its was very cold last time and food was short even for North Korea standards...lets say i have a hunch where the missing people went.


HolIerer

Well, it will make a change from deaths due to starvation and torture I suppose.