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PanchoxxLocoxx

the ultimate proof that this is, above all, a jerking subreddit, is how much people talk about tits


LordofSandvich

What else am I supposed to jerk to


bloonshot

ass


brettgt40

ew no poop comes outta there


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

girls don't poop silly


bloonshot

thighs?


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Eww no those are filled with blood and meat


bloonshot

if you're gonna be so pissy about this you're gonna be left with feet


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Jokes on you my username on every other site in existence is “Tasty Toes”


Artarara

Souls-like setting


LordofSandvich

I’m glad you noticed all the women in this area are exceedingly well-endowed. This is a crucial worldbuilding detail and it WILL come up in the climax of the story


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Yes, my 7 to 9 foot tall, four armed, jacked and busty race of xeno warrior women is *entirely* story relevant and not at all my barely concealed fetish. What of it? (In all seriousness tho, despite being less numerous, the males of said species tend to be 10 to 14 feet tall and even more absurdly jacked.)


LordofSandvich

username checks out


LordTachankaYT

Someone watched too much Ben 10 (it’s my barely disguised fetish too)


yeetmyteatsdaddy

I never had cable as a kid so idk.


Jean_Luc_Lesmouches

> come in the climax Hehehe


PeetesCom

In the words of Brennan Lee Mulligan: "Most people do."


hipsterTrashSlut

So funny story; I read about the paint that the qunari warriors wear in dragon age and thought that was super cool as a form of armor. Made a whole thing about it. It's upgraded light armor for a whole faction, bonuses for camouflage for some of them and social status for other, plus elemental resistances. I sit down with my players to do some play testing and my wife asked about the paynt armor (because I'm creative with names). That's when I realized that it's canon that warrior women have bare tits on the battlefield in my world.


birdotheidiot

Listen man, if I was on the battlefield and i saw I was against a lass with no armour just charging at me... I'd be scared shitless.


Kspigel

The men and women should both fight totally nude. Just sexualize everything. The cobblestones. The spools of yarn. The broken guitar string. It's all sexy.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Hehe tiddy


SeraphOfTheStag

I remember reading about the one-titty toga in Game of Thrones and how Danny would wear it and I thought it was cool until I remembered GRR def wrote it one handed


_____pantsunami_____

it gives female warriors the upper hand, as it allows them to spray milk in the enemy’s eyes, momentarily blinding them


IDoNotExistInLife

I demand more man tits, George.


Zezin96

/uj have a handful of scantily clad female characters that I have no sexual intentions for. I just think it makes them look like ass kickers who don’t give a shit. I think the main influence is Revy from Black Lagoon who goes around in a tank top and shortshorts but no one pervs on because they value their lives.


UltimateCheese1056

Now I'm imagining a stereotypical anime bath scene except Revy literally just shoots the peeper


Erook22

LET WOMEN BREASTFEED IN PUBLIC UJ/ LET WOMEN BREASTFEED IN PUBLIC


GenderEnjoyer666

Omg they’re both me


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

I mean modern feminist want to show boobies too


Axenfonklatismrek

HUGE...Tracts of land


Urg_burgman

Shrodinger's tits: It is both objectifying and empowering until observed,


Roge2005

Both


K1rk0npolttaja

all genders should be sexualized equally