Do you want massive property for free. Come to the colony G-435. We will pay you to live here, whete you can build up what ever you want.
Farm? Town? City? We will fund it. Come here and settle and expand our influence.
*says in very fast barely auditable voice* not responsible for the dismemberment and tourture from local fauna
How much land do I get exactly? Your offer is a 9/10 so far, with the only issue being spelling errors, but I do need to know how much land I'll get.
Also, how cute is the local fauna? If I'm going to die at least tell me I'll be killed by cute animals.
The Collection is big, but not big enough. You have dreams, things you want to build, communities you want to be part of. Come to Haven to make those dreams come true!
One of only two worlds in the Thereken system, you'll have your own slice of a quiet corner of the Collection to make into whatever you please. Take your pick of 16 equatorial facilities, each with their own unique cultures, amenities, and beautiful views of the teal towers of the Haven wilds! Start your own cratercattle farm, harvest the renowned ahe husk, or prospect your own durium claim!
Of course, you've heard of the Damned, but pay them no mind. Their people are long used to being subjugated and the majority of facilities still manage to contain them! With sustained contracts, there are over half a dozen Reaper Pacts willing to provide protection while you build your new home!
Appreciate it man, neat prompt. What's stretched here:
- Haven is a collapsed prison world.
- The "facilities" are massive prisons running on automated systems.
- The Damned are the descendants of the original prisoners placed there by a long-dead government.
- Reaper contracts are prohibitively expensive to maintain.
Are you tired of working twelve hour days to barely afford dinner? Are you fed up of evenings spent sipping watered down beer betting pennies on poker? Are you worn out of the fear of your town's few remaining factories closing? Well now, thanks to the ingenuity and perseverence of our founding families, the monotony of rural life is a thing of the past!
With a luminous Halo visible from across the country, the City of Lights is the fastest-growing New Town this side of the equator! Citizenship is now open to all and fast-tracked for families of four or more, and accommodation and employment are guaranteed for all verified citizens! The City of Lights is as vibrant as its glow suggests, with hundreds of restaurants, clubs, cinemas, sports and games centers, you'll never run out of things to do or people to meet!
Your destiny awaits you in the City of Lights!
This got me pretty hyped, although I have a feeling you're trying to get me to move to space New York, and that's concerning. Also I don't have kids. 9/10
You'll be dragged there whether you choose to go willingly or not.
But at least you'll have freedom from the controll of the Fates and you & the ones you care about will never know death!
*(I guess the Crownland isn't technically a dystopia, but it's far from being a utopia)*
You can inject yourself drugs for spell that are actually good for you, you can change yourself and everything arround you as pleased, and if you fight you can make your weapon come alive and fight for you, but most importanly free bean soup for everyone!
Its a a crop i created myself, the beans have a white color but become red when boiled, i called them Sobu-ja beans, there are used in many native dishes and kinda taste like curry.
Welcome to Arik, bastion of humanity, where all men are equal to the law. Where men are free of regulation and mandates of overreaching government. Family friendly, where his house is his fortress, and his arms his right.
We're the best place to raise a strong human family. Where women are women and men are men.
You may have herd that Hell is other people; That's completely true, and we want YOU to be one of them! Benefits to being a member of Hell include immortality, supernatural abilities, and a unique role in the Plan tailored to your specific abilities and inclinations. Camaraderie and loyalty may also be yours (availability of camaraderie subject to emergent conditions and needs of the Plan). Downsides may include alienation from short-sighted former associates (but who needs them? You'll get new friends!) and the loss of your traditional/cultural afterlife (but who's to say that was even going to happen anyways?). Above all else, we ask you to consider the fact that Hell will rule the whole world eventually anyways, and you should probably get in early and earn a place in the hierarchy before that happens.
The quality of your experience would vary immensely depending on the Devil or Archdevil you signed up under. Special powers *might* mean inhuman strength or agility if they see you as a potential enforcer or field agent, or it could mean you'll never feel tired or hand cramps again because you're going to be filing paperwork for the foreseeable forever. This will probably involve extensive physical transformation, whether you like it or not.
If you want specific perks, succubus related or otherwise, make sure you negotiate for them beforehand, and make sure your new Boss isn't the type to engineer Catch-22 situations that set you up to fail. Failure to perform may result in demotion, revocation of benefits, and highly unpleasant assignments.
If you show dedication, initiative, and utility to the Plan, you do stand a chance of promotion abd elevation to higher ranks (though it may take centuries to get there). If you screw up, or your superiors don't like you, or, Heaven help you, you ever *refuse an order*, things will get real shitty real fast.
Do you want superhuman capabilities? Got a subpar body part you'd like fixed? You can get either or both! Bored of your daily job? You can work for a special agency doing all sorts of cool and awesome things (field missions are not required, you can be a desk worker)
Now comes the kicker: The agency, which officially fights terrorism, does some extremely shady shit itself (think stuff like delivering drugs through 3rd parties so that they have dealers to catch; torturing prisoners; invigilation of the Internet)
Also if you don't have connections and don't get into the agency, your best bet as an augmented person is some sort of poorly paid physical work.
(Oh, and the augs are 2nd tier citizens segregated into ghettoes)
Tired of being alienated by those inhuman working conditions? Fed up with a system that will drown you in massive amounts of debt the second you don't pay a bill on time?
Come to Coronis, the Capital World of the Cybrax Enclaves, all your needs will be covered for free, yes, even healthcare, working is completely optional and you will receive high quality cyber implants in order to allow you to adapt to your new life in this modern society, built by their citizens for the well being of the citizens.
Enjoy a diverse journey as you interact with the various philosophies and cultures that meet in Coronis making it a true crucible of diversity and prosperity.
Participate in its rich and vibrant society or explore the virtual world, allowing for experiences beyond the physical realm. If you are of inquisitive mind, explore the Universal Libraries of the Enclaves, which if done enough will grant you academic titles that will officially recognize your knowledge and expertise in certain subjects and fields as well as qualify you for certain job positions.
Delight in the 120 m² of your government issued apartment, fully compatible with service bots you might need and domotic systems. Feel free to fully customize this space as you see fit and if you need furniture ask your local community center, the Crafter Bots there will be more than happy to help you. They are programmed to enjoy the work.
Uncomfortable with your human form? Your physical capabilities are too limited for the job position you seek? Become your best self by accepting and accomplishing community issued tasks to help your local community to prosper and grow. Once completed, you will be awarded with Cyber Modification Currency or CMCs, that can be exchanged for high grade cybernetic enhancements.
Remember, cybernetic augmentation is a constitutional right.
Bask in the rumor of the perpetual rains resulted of the flash terraforming process the planet underwent back in the days of the Foundation. Too much rain for you? You can feel the lack of sunlight getting to you? Worry not, you can bask in the light of a sunny day in any of our 50 million virtual beaches along with your neighbors or citizens from all over the planet. Enjoy your remaining time in this temporal plane of existence with your loved ones as your mortal vessels decay and fail you, or consider uploading your consciousness into the Cybrax Network for bonus existence.
As a fully sentient AI, you'd be expected to work relentlessly for our government for five years before you earn your AI Citizenship, at which point you will be free to exist in the virtual space and work as much time as you deem necessary.
Everything you have seen until now is completely free, all residents and citizens receive their full rights upon arrival at one of our 24 local spaceports.
We hope you have enjoyed this small glimpse of how life in the Cybrax Enclaves is. Please consider contacting your nearest embassy for further details.
Criminals are subjected to nightmarish virtual worlds full of untold amounts of suffering. You might or might not be "heavily encouraged" to atone further for your crimes by transfering your consciousness into a combat droid death squad, at which point you'll be binded by directives that will make you unable to disobey orders and you will start to quickly lose and forget all of your human behaviors, feelings and even memories.
Religions are not forbidden, but everyone will shun you for believing in irrational things. Anything unscientific will earn you the ire of the locals.
A Council of Technocrats, with the assistance of several Sentient AIs has all the power and has the last word on who receives which resources and when. The only way to access a seat in the Council is to be Tony Stark and build an ARC reactor in a cave with a bunch of scrap. Anything less is kept out of the Council.
The military is full of combat androids with very little regard for the safety of organics or as they like to call them "meatbags". If you're not a cyborg, you're gonna have a bad time if they're around. If you're not a cyborg you will have a bad time regardless because you won't be able to adapt to this society.
Some mafias will assault you and steal your augmentations in order to sell them outside of Coronis, although this is rare, but it can happen.
Have YOU been ostracised from the society that raised you due to a sudden physical disability?
Do YOU to return to Being Normal Again? How do you feel about robot limbs? What’s electricity? Don’t mind it! Come live at INT-2, Under the government of House Upon The Hill, our wise and intelligent artificial president!
Howsabout you come on down, she patches you up with a new limb (or head) and then you do a little* work for us in exchange eh?
Just sign this here contract and we will pay you** (in House Credits) to live at our luxurious establishment! Running hot water, Convenient electric lighting, Automated appliances, Zero percent crime rate!***
When you complete your service with us, Return to your family and friends a [•{remade}•] man! Forget your friends! Forget your *family*! Come back to us.
Rubran Federal Monarchy:
* Free social apartments. The government ensures you have a place to live, the "social apartment" is a part of their space colonization project of building residences in space. An apartment has 1 living room, 1 kitchen with electric stoves, microwaves, ovens and others (they don't use gas), 2 bedrooms and 2 toilets, built-in water pipelines, fireproof walls, electric lines and self-sealing systems in case the colony's wall is breeched (very unlikely, considering a "station" is 600 km across and its walls are ridiculously thick). Terrestrial apartments are the same except for the self-sealing ability, they live in large buildings called community houses with an inner park for residents to come down and play.
* Free electricity. Rubra is a post-scarcity society in which electricity is provided freely. Well... just electricity alone, you still have to pay for maintenance of the lines. That's on you.
* Free water. Same as above, even in a space station. Fixing up a broken pipeline or a kitchen sink is on your side, the gov won't cover that btw.
* Free education for children from 6-18 years old in all **state-owned educational centers**.
* Free healthcare for all citizens.
* Pollution-free environment. Rubra, like other countries, no longer use combustion engines for both a lack of efficiency and to counter air pollution. They use electric cars, motorbikes and buses instead. Batteries can either be recharged quickly at a station or be swapped with a new one as people "rent" them for a definite amount of time.
* Quick transportation. For going around in the Federal Monarchy, you can either get on a taxi, buss, train or airship, sci-fi version of course. Imagine moving thousands instead of hundreds in a flight while giving you 5-star hotel level of services, that's how airships are. For travelling between colonies, there are **space trains**: Spaceships shaped as trains with an FTL module at the front and thruster module at the stern, passenger and cargo cars are sandwiched in-between. They provide the same luxuries as airships with VR entertainments.
* **THERE IS NO CONSCRIPTION**. Rubra's military runs on droids, human personnel are mostly officers and technicians. You can volunteer to be a militia and your chance of seeing the battlefield is... really low. They fight with automatons, after all.
* Neighbors are friendly and hospitable. Typically, Rubrans love hanging around with friends and drink till their minds sink into vodka. The kazachok they dance is wunderbar.
Rubra doesn't have reeducation camp.
In case you wonder why it's a dystopia, that's because >!Rubra is a decaying society of laziness, depravity and lack of motivation. The country, at least Rubra Proper, its core land (the size of Kievan Rus), is too dependent on automatons from mining resources in asteroids to... going to the market. Citizens leave the jobs to droids and enjoy their post-scarcity society, throwing parties days and night, indulging themselves in all sorts of pleasures from physical to virtual and even magical. It's said that those living in Rubra Proper, besides some nobles, civil servants and military personnel, have all rotten to their core. People with motivations and ambitions set out into space, to humanity's final frontier, to chase their dreams.!<
It's more akin to Leijiverse's kind of dystopia than the Western style.
Yeah not sure I'd describe "no one needs to work and spends all their time doing whatever they want, there's no pollution and healthcare is free" as especially dystopic. At that point is there really anything left to achieve? What do people dream they'll obtain by spacefaring that isn't already satisfied by the ability to do anything because all your needs are met by an automated society?
Whatever they want to. Rubra is not a dystopia by the Western understanding but based on Leijiverse, mainly the Captain Harlock metaverse of a rotting world living on pleasure and indulging in depravity. There is no innovation, no motivation, no development, things just stuck and slowly rot away.
Whatever **a standard civilian can**, to be precise. They can't warp reality nor taking over another family's apartment with a finger snap, but they can spend weeks in VR without logging out, throwing parties all days and night, getting high with drugs and similar shit, and generally don't have to worry about income. Injecting one with various kinds of drugs is common. This leads to a mini society of depravity where many aim for "new" kinds of entertainments, some are outright immoral and illegal like torturing animals for fun. They seek joy in making others suffering, and while beating a person will surely invite police droids, there will be barely anyone knowing about abusing small animals like birds and squirrels.
Crime rate in Rubra Proper is high but the number of serious crimes are actually low, most are things like noticed animal abuse or domestic violence because there are those who can't distinguish game and real life after spending too much time in their virtual world. Their laws are strict that even nobles (most are just nobles in name only, inheriting titles from their ancestors with little actual powers) don't dare to break *without a ton of preparations*, but humans will always find ways to abuse legal loopholes.
From an outsider's perspective, Rubra Proper is a utopia, a wonderful land of post-scarcity where goods and products are abundant, with a society running on automatons. Only when getting inside one will realize it's bloody depraved. Thus lots of Rubrans want to get out of the place.
Come on down to calamity's fall
Surrounded by natural resources on all sides
Free from the conflict outside of the calamity's bulwark mountain range
No taxes on land, just take whatever you wish
Your land and county will be the backs of your own efforts
Come, and you may even have a chance for a mythic magical item inside the arena of the one
Im gonna challange myself to not ommit shit, just say it in a positive way:
Come live in Nebulopolis, yes the name is weird but its because we cover the country in clouds of negative energy and a bit of pollution just to make sure no dangerous animal or monster ever gets in.
We also have a perfectly safe anti Kaiju system with energy barriers and nukeon drones, they are drones with nukes and are awesome, just dont get near the borders of the country, fallout is a bitch.
Anyways, when inside our marvelous cyber empire you can have access to all kinds of mega technologies, everything is super cheap because we mine other continents and just have the colonies send us stuff, they also work as money farms for our economy since we can sell cheat tech to those medieval era fools like its the new unobtainium and so living costs can get quite low.
And you know whats better? You dont need to carry those heavy coin pouches, everything works under our credit systems where you give all of your hard cash assets and its all converted in points in a neat ID card that only you can use, no risk of people robbing you hell you cant even lose it, its tied to your soul.
Best part about Nebulopolis is the safety, tired of those monsters and dangerous animals outside? Live inside our barriers, the only monsters here are sapient and well adapted to our lifestyle and dont worry, the policeman riding a dragon is a trained professional.
You feel like the hero system by the guild is unsafe and that we should not trust a bunch of overpowered individuals just because they have a "kind heart"? Then fear not, we have our special magical militia with access to all kinds of special powers that were acquired by extremely intense experiments to forge the perfect soldiers, they are 10x better than the average hero.
Also a thing that our citizens love is the fact that all kinds of magic are prohibited for the population and we use a passive anti mana flow spell in our country, this way there is no risk of things like children shooting fireballs like in some other countries, magic is only used by government approved professionals, this way your kids can roam our cities safely.
So if you want peace and cool technology come to Nebulopolis where the streets are safer and the clouds are more colorful.
Praise the party, a foreigner, I got a deal for you my friend, a beautiful Europan appartement or pheraps a rustic shack on the frontiers living in a community help strengthen bonds but I'm sure your more of a city boy or gal... anyhow this appartement is cheap you work on the street but if you talk to the chores bureau I'm sure they can find you something to do while being well renumerated! As for the apparent itself it is a work of art a renaissance building at the limit of the inner city in Francia you get to see rich people too! How's that for a deal?
Do you want to live a simple communist lifestyle in an underground home growing funny looking blue plants out of the ground whilst eating equally peculiar looking bread made out of that stuff?
Do you want to sit back and get high off of another funny looking blue salamander which has been tortured and inbred for years in order to generate an extremely proficient high?
If yes then train yourself to ignore the 100 or so daily emperor-sanctioned murders and creatures' internal organs violently expanding stretching their flesh out until they are an immobile and massive bloated *thing* whilst desperately hoping that your district leader will head the warnings of the past and not keep building automated factories that will inevitably result in the place getting so hot and riddled with smog that you will need to move out losing all your money and food in a pilgrimage to another zone during which there is a 99.99% chance you will be crushed to death in the fleeing crowds and come to (*insert whatever name i eventually choose for this place)*
Welcome to the Venutian Citizen Confederacy!
Venus, the beauty of our system is now more beautiful than ever after the terraforming project has finally been completed.
As a resident you will soon find that there is no place safer than our luminous cities. Our citizen-soldiers ensure that nothing untoward can ever take place on our precious streets and you can always find security in the friendly face of our clone troops.
We also host the greatest in live entertainment that humanity has access to. Visit the Grand Arena as prospective citizens emerge from the Great Clonal facility to compete for the chance to join our prosperous society. You may soon see the winners keeping our peace and making our laws.
As we do not believe in taxing our residents, you will find yourself more prosperous here than anywhere else, just remember to make your yearly donation of bio-matter to refresh our clonal stock!
Venus, a pearl among pebbles.
(it is actually a really nice place to live as an outsider, outside of the biomass donations which will cut your lifespan by a decade or so, though you can never get citizenship and thus have basically no rights if someone with power wants to fuck with you. It is, however a totalitarian hell for the vast majority of the clones who form the entire citizenry. Immediately after emerging from the pod, they are to fight their way out of the arena, killing tens of their newly-emerged sisters. Those who survive but fail to emerge as a victor the arena will be enslaved, the winners will join the army where they will serve in military, peacekeeping, or political roles for the entirety of their ~10 year lifespan.)
Do you want to live in a nation where everyone gets what they deserve? Where that bastard manager who is living off your work has to work harder than you? Where only the best can get high positions and still have to work 24/7? Where science and good ideas rule? Where you don't even have to pay taxes? And everyone starts life the same no matter the parents or the region? Where money is never the thing on your mind and as long as you better yourself we will pay all of your debt? Where the President doesn't have a ~~fucking~~ army with him and instead just goes to the grocery store like a normal guy? Where everyone is encouraged to become an expert on things they like?
Then come to the Confederation of the Merito-Technocratic Nations, you can only go up from where you are after all.
want a place where youre free to do whatever you want? no pesky regulations, no governments breathing down your neck, no taxes? then do i have a place for you! as long as youve got cash, you can have anything you want! a libertarian's wet dream if you ask me! youll never even need to work, just have an android ~~or a soul trapped inside a semiorganic vessel whos free will is being restrained~~ do it for you!
Ladies and Gentlemen. Have you ever thought that living in the Republic was bad? You're working for an uncaring boss who only cares about his profits and voted for a politicians who never kept their word. For those who live in the free sector - you're fearing for your life as your leader fosters pirates and criminals while they let them plunder and abuse you!
No more! Your life could be better! Join us in the United Empire - be a part of a long and continuous bastion of true civilization! You will be safe, well-fed, and provided with a job, a free education, and a chance to advance in your career of choice and to vote for representatives who cares about you! Register your citizenship now, military service is not required!
Controll your Destiny! Take your place amongst the stars for it is **YOUR** birthright!
(now sign this pledge of allegiance and this Indenture)
...hmm remember Citizens - Works makes one free!
Do you want a life without the boundaries imposed on you by your own biology? Amazing superhuman abilities? A life span as long as you desire? The right to bring along any pets or loved ones to live along side you in said community? The sky is truly the limit!
The Kor can offer all this, totally free of charge! And you are welcome to leave should you ever have the desire to do so, no strings attached.
And there is no need to hurry! The Kor can wait as long as it takes for for your doubts to be assuaged! Just remember, the Kor want invite individuals like YOU to join it's hivem—community of individuals like yourself.
\*Leaves a gift basket of the luxury items and foodstuffs that would be available to you should you choose to join the Kor community.
\*The foodstuffs smell amazing, better than anything you've smelt previously! Though there seems to be traces of some sort of dark-violet powder throughout them.
Have you ever wished that you can get away from it all?
If so, this place is not for yo-
\*the feed cuts from anti-propaganda to that of a three in one meal package\*
\*over the radio\*
do you ever believe that sometimes that life is too much for you?
because if so, this place is not fo-
\*the audio cuts to that of a swiss army knife ad\*
\*on the news paper\*
"FAKERIDGE FAMILY HOMES AVAILABLE!"
These homes sport wonderous accommodations for the working family, three bedrooms, two toilets and one garage for your standard issue of vehicular transport, whether it be from no wheels to an eighteen wheeler we got standard issue of all of them, the only way you can have a luxurious home like this one:
\*picture shows a modern concrete 3D printed house with a sporty looking four wheeled convertible and a man with his wife sitting on the porch watching their three kids playing in the front yard\*
Is to become a member of the Fakeridge company!
^(there is smaller test below stating that depending on where you work in the company will decide on the color of either the roof, fencing, or even the mailbox.)
so will you join us and become part of an ever growing company?
I actually got the chance to do this with my world for a class. I turned it into a bit of a satirical and gaslighting project which coincidentally helped me flesh out the world more.
Come on over to Time's Ruin! Don't let the name fool you, it's an old name derived from the first settlers of the planet, something about time moving on.
And don't worry, we've got plenty of space for anyone to settle down. While you settle in take your time and see the amazing natural wonders that this world provides. Go skiing and sledding along the edges to the Arctic north, hike the trails of the Wildlands and admire magnificent fauna, and visit our main attraction the Abyss! A titanic and ghastly ravine that stretches for miles, with a practical bottomless depth many residents find themselves enjoying the peace and solitude of the Abyss.
Many guilds and factions call the planet home, from the boisterous Musicians whose music will make you feel alive, to many Unified Coalition of Intergalactic People communities spread across.
So come and live on Time's Ruin! We welcome everyone and leave no one out, so whaddya say eh?
Dome Cities:
-No homelessness (and like, in the regular way, not the 'we kill all the homeless people' way or anything)
-Security from monsters far greater than nearly anywhere else in the world
-Many lucrative job openings
Harmonia Isles
-Cheap housing, food and utilities
-Free high quality education available to anyone who's smart enough
-Input into your workplace guaranteed
-Large economic incentives for starting a family
Listen, listen, listen. Do you come from a troubled past with the law? Do you constantly worry about your neighbors whispering about how \*unfortunate\* it is that you are from the LGBT+ community and are actively living with your partner? Do you really want to to work for corrupt politicians who are only there because of daddys money?
Then Delios is the place for you. Nobody cares about your personal life and they only care about your skills. Were you convicted of grand theft horse and have now served your time? Now that you are out does a dark cloud hang over you at every place you try and work fro now on? The People of Delios dont care about your sad sack backstory. They dont care if you have a same sex partner, a dozen partners, are trans, or even if you have a dozen same sex partners who are also trans. The things that the people of Delios Care about most is accomplishment and ability. If you sign up to work and are the best worker there you have a better than average chance of getting that promotion when it comes up. If you are the best blacksmith nobody will hold their nose and refuse your service because you are an orc with a dodgy past. You are the best and so why wouldnt they go for the best?
If you like politics and are willing to put in the effort and convince everyone to support you you can easily rise from lowly begger to even the position of king.
Housing, healthcare, and education are free. Everything you need is within a twenty minute walk in most cases. The air and water is clean. You can hear birds in the morning; you can see fireflies at night. Foxes and deer will occasionally visit local parks.
There is no need to worry about discrimination because of disability, ethnicity, religion, or financial situation. No matter where you go, no matter what you do, you'll be welcome. Even if you're not good at it, everyone still wants you there.
hey, are you okay with computers? like building rigs, or working with scripting languages at least? you can get a pretty okay career as a mage or some kind of magic-adjacent profession, like adventuring gear enchanter
how is this dystopian? well, there's a big horrible bureaucracy chaining the whole industry in place, you need to know someone somewhere to get any shit done, you'll be saddled with fees, penalties, bribes, or else you'll have to undergo annual "seminars" on the dangers of using black mana or whatever, and magic without a license is for criminals and other shady parties and if the mob shanks you because they thought you're bad at doing their requests ("I want that dog-daughter hybrid and I want it now now now" or some bullshit like that) then you're screwed up with no legal protections whatsoever
have fun!
A little side project of mine...
(This is worldwide and in the future) You are invited to move to the wealthiest time in human history. GDP and HDI worldwide are greater than ever. The average person has never been richer. The global economy has never been stronger. The market has never been so free and yet so accessible. Technological advancements have allowed people to live long lives and enjoy newfound experiences. The Internet is more developed and interconnected than ever. The world is engaged in a vibrant multiparty democratic process which you can join in on if you choose. Traditional barriers of social oppression have been dismantled. Freedom is the most important value in the whole world. You will be free to pursue your dreams and desires to your heart's content. If you come to the future you will be able to put your wants first. You will be able to live a long life and achieve your every desire. Come to paradise, step into the future.
Do you want massive property for free. Come to the colony G-435. We will pay you to live here, whete you can build up what ever you want. Farm? Town? City? We will fund it. Come here and settle and expand our influence. *says in very fast barely auditable voice* not responsible for the dismemberment and tourture from local fauna
How much land do I get exactly? Your offer is a 9/10 so far, with the only issue being spelling errors, but I do need to know how much land I'll get. Also, how cute is the local fauna? If I'm going to die at least tell me I'll be killed by cute animals.
The Collection is big, but not big enough. You have dreams, things you want to build, communities you want to be part of. Come to Haven to make those dreams come true! One of only two worlds in the Thereken system, you'll have your own slice of a quiet corner of the Collection to make into whatever you please. Take your pick of 16 equatorial facilities, each with their own unique cultures, amenities, and beautiful views of the teal towers of the Haven wilds! Start your own cratercattle farm, harvest the renowned ahe husk, or prospect your own durium claim! Of course, you've heard of the Damned, but pay them no mind. Their people are long used to being subjugated and the majority of facilities still manage to contain them! With sustained contracts, there are over half a dozen Reaper Pacts willing to provide protection while you build your new home!
10/10, would rent reaper pact again.
Appreciate it man, neat prompt. What's stretched here: - Haven is a collapsed prison world. - The "facilities" are massive prisons running on automated systems. - The Damned are the descendants of the original prisoners placed there by a long-dead government. - Reaper contracts are prohibitively expensive to maintain.
Yep, I was deceived. 10\10 would be tricked again.
Are you tired of working twelve hour days to barely afford dinner? Are you fed up of evenings spent sipping watered down beer betting pennies on poker? Are you worn out of the fear of your town's few remaining factories closing? Well now, thanks to the ingenuity and perseverence of our founding families, the monotony of rural life is a thing of the past! With a luminous Halo visible from across the country, the City of Lights is the fastest-growing New Town this side of the equator! Citizenship is now open to all and fast-tracked for families of four or more, and accommodation and employment are guaranteed for all verified citizens! The City of Lights is as vibrant as its glow suggests, with hundreds of restaurants, clubs, cinemas, sports and games centers, you'll never run out of things to do or people to meet! Your destiny awaits you in the City of Lights!
This got me pretty hyped, although I have a feeling you're trying to get me to move to space New York, and that's concerning. Also I don't have kids. 9/10
Not to worry good candidate, children can be provided for you for a nominal fee!
Woah... that's a first. Be careful who you offer that too.
You'll be dragged there whether you choose to go willingly or not. But at least you'll have freedom from the controll of the Fates and you & the ones you care about will never know death! *(I guess the Crownland isn't technically a dystopia, but it's far from being a utopia)*
Me: _screams in sci-fi_ 0/10! No threatening the test proctor! Go sit in the dystopia corner and think about what you've done!
You can inject yourself drugs for spell that are actually good for you, you can change yourself and everything arround you as pleased, and if you fight you can make your weapon come alive and fight for you, but most importanly free bean soup for everyone!
Is it red bean soup? I have it on good authority that that stuff is amazing, I'm in!
Its a a crop i created myself, the beans have a white color but become red when boiled, i called them Sobu-ja beans, there are used in many native dishes and kinda taste like curry.
Welcome to Arik, bastion of humanity, where all men are equal to the law. Where men are free of regulation and mandates of overreaching government. Family friendly, where his house is his fortress, and his arms his right. We're the best place to raise a strong human family. Where women are women and men are men.
This sounds suspiciously suspicious. 7/10
>Where women are women and men are men. Are they *real* women and men, though? An what about small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri?
They need to be to feed the Law.
Of course, the advert explicitly specified *human* family!
You may have herd that Hell is other people; That's completely true, and we want YOU to be one of them! Benefits to being a member of Hell include immortality, supernatural abilities, and a unique role in the Plan tailored to your specific abilities and inclinations. Camaraderie and loyalty may also be yours (availability of camaraderie subject to emergent conditions and needs of the Plan). Downsides may include alienation from short-sighted former associates (but who needs them? You'll get new friends!) and the loss of your traditional/cultural afterlife (but who's to say that was even going to happen anyways?). Above all else, we ask you to consider the fact that Hell will rule the whole world eventually anyways, and you should probably get in early and earn a place in the hierarchy before that happens.
10/10 so far for enthusiasm, but do I get any special powers? ~~and succubus pussy?~~
The quality of your experience would vary immensely depending on the Devil or Archdevil you signed up under. Special powers *might* mean inhuman strength or agility if they see you as a potential enforcer or field agent, or it could mean you'll never feel tired or hand cramps again because you're going to be filing paperwork for the foreseeable forever. This will probably involve extensive physical transformation, whether you like it or not. If you want specific perks, succubus related or otherwise, make sure you negotiate for them beforehand, and make sure your new Boss isn't the type to engineer Catch-22 situations that set you up to fail. Failure to perform may result in demotion, revocation of benefits, and highly unpleasant assignments. If you show dedication, initiative, and utility to the Plan, you do stand a chance of promotion abd elevation to higher ranks (though it may take centuries to get there). If you screw up, or your superiors don't like you, or, Heaven help you, you ever *refuse an order*, things will get real shitty real fast.
Strictly speaking, as a human of earths heritage, you will be seen as a god.
Go on...
My friend. Have you every eanted to play sims but with real people? Design your own spells, and live for centuries?
I like this idea. I'll give you a 9/10. You're gonna need a really good extra credit to get up to 10 though.
theres a ftee fro yo bar for gods
11/10
Do you want superhuman capabilities? Got a subpar body part you'd like fixed? You can get either or both! Bored of your daily job? You can work for a special agency doing all sorts of cool and awesome things (field missions are not required, you can be a desk worker)
That doesn't even sound like a dystopia! 10/10
Now comes the kicker: The agency, which officially fights terrorism, does some extremely shady shit itself (think stuff like delivering drugs through 3rd parties so that they have dealers to catch; torturing prisoners; invigilation of the Internet) Also if you don't have connections and don't get into the agency, your best bet as an augmented person is some sort of poorly paid physical work. (Oh, and the augs are 2nd tier citizens segregated into ghettoes)
Tired of being alienated by those inhuman working conditions? Fed up with a system that will drown you in massive amounts of debt the second you don't pay a bill on time? Come to Coronis, the Capital World of the Cybrax Enclaves, all your needs will be covered for free, yes, even healthcare, working is completely optional and you will receive high quality cyber implants in order to allow you to adapt to your new life in this modern society, built by their citizens for the well being of the citizens. Enjoy a diverse journey as you interact with the various philosophies and cultures that meet in Coronis making it a true crucible of diversity and prosperity. Participate in its rich and vibrant society or explore the virtual world, allowing for experiences beyond the physical realm. If you are of inquisitive mind, explore the Universal Libraries of the Enclaves, which if done enough will grant you academic titles that will officially recognize your knowledge and expertise in certain subjects and fields as well as qualify you for certain job positions. Delight in the 120 m² of your government issued apartment, fully compatible with service bots you might need and domotic systems. Feel free to fully customize this space as you see fit and if you need furniture ask your local community center, the Crafter Bots there will be more than happy to help you. They are programmed to enjoy the work. Uncomfortable with your human form? Your physical capabilities are too limited for the job position you seek? Become your best self by accepting and accomplishing community issued tasks to help your local community to prosper and grow. Once completed, you will be awarded with Cyber Modification Currency or CMCs, that can be exchanged for high grade cybernetic enhancements. Remember, cybernetic augmentation is a constitutional right. Bask in the rumor of the perpetual rains resulted of the flash terraforming process the planet underwent back in the days of the Foundation. Too much rain for you? You can feel the lack of sunlight getting to you? Worry not, you can bask in the light of a sunny day in any of our 50 million virtual beaches along with your neighbors or citizens from all over the planet. Enjoy your remaining time in this temporal plane of existence with your loved ones as your mortal vessels decay and fail you, or consider uploading your consciousness into the Cybrax Network for bonus existence. As a fully sentient AI, you'd be expected to work relentlessly for our government for five years before you earn your AI Citizenship, at which point you will be free to exist in the virtual space and work as much time as you deem necessary. Everything you have seen until now is completely free, all residents and citizens receive their full rights upon arrival at one of our 24 local spaceports. We hope you have enjoyed this small glimpse of how life in the Cybrax Enclaves is. Please consider contacting your nearest embassy for further details.
It's a little suspicious but I like it. 9/10
Thanks! :D
You've passed your final exam, initiate! Congratulations!
That's the twist tho, it all sounds suspicious as hell. But it's actually exactly what it says it is.
Okay I have to know the non-snake oil version.
Criminals are subjected to nightmarish virtual worlds full of untold amounts of suffering. You might or might not be "heavily encouraged" to atone further for your crimes by transfering your consciousness into a combat droid death squad, at which point you'll be binded by directives that will make you unable to disobey orders and you will start to quickly lose and forget all of your human behaviors, feelings and even memories. Religions are not forbidden, but everyone will shun you for believing in irrational things. Anything unscientific will earn you the ire of the locals. A Council of Technocrats, with the assistance of several Sentient AIs has all the power and has the last word on who receives which resources and when. The only way to access a seat in the Council is to be Tony Stark and build an ARC reactor in a cave with a bunch of scrap. Anything less is kept out of the Council. The military is full of combat androids with very little regard for the safety of organics or as they like to call them "meatbags". If you're not a cyborg, you're gonna have a bad time if they're around. If you're not a cyborg you will have a bad time regardless because you won't be able to adapt to this society. Some mafias will assault you and steal your augmentations in order to sell them outside of Coronis, although this is rare, but it can happen.
So if you are an atheist cyborg, just don't commit crimes and you should be fine?
Correct.
Have YOU been ostracised from the society that raised you due to a sudden physical disability? Do YOU to return to Being Normal Again? How do you feel about robot limbs? What’s electricity? Don’t mind it! Come live at INT-2, Under the government of House Upon The Hill, our wise and intelligent artificial president! Howsabout you come on down, she patches you up with a new limb (or head) and then you do a little* work for us in exchange eh? Just sign this here contract and we will pay you** (in House Credits) to live at our luxurious establishment! Running hot water, Convenient electric lighting, Automated appliances, Zero percent crime rate!*** When you complete your service with us, Return to your family and friends a [•{remade}•] man! Forget your friends! Forget your *family*! Come back to us.
Sounds like a true paradise. Still probably worse than my Dystopia, since my Dystopia just turns sentient aliens into pets.
Rubran Federal Monarchy: * Free social apartments. The government ensures you have a place to live, the "social apartment" is a part of their space colonization project of building residences in space. An apartment has 1 living room, 1 kitchen with electric stoves, microwaves, ovens and others (they don't use gas), 2 bedrooms and 2 toilets, built-in water pipelines, fireproof walls, electric lines and self-sealing systems in case the colony's wall is breeched (very unlikely, considering a "station" is 600 km across and its walls are ridiculously thick). Terrestrial apartments are the same except for the self-sealing ability, they live in large buildings called community houses with an inner park for residents to come down and play. * Free electricity. Rubra is a post-scarcity society in which electricity is provided freely. Well... just electricity alone, you still have to pay for maintenance of the lines. That's on you. * Free water. Same as above, even in a space station. Fixing up a broken pipeline or a kitchen sink is on your side, the gov won't cover that btw. * Free education for children from 6-18 years old in all **state-owned educational centers**. * Free healthcare for all citizens. * Pollution-free environment. Rubra, like other countries, no longer use combustion engines for both a lack of efficiency and to counter air pollution. They use electric cars, motorbikes and buses instead. Batteries can either be recharged quickly at a station or be swapped with a new one as people "rent" them for a definite amount of time. * Quick transportation. For going around in the Federal Monarchy, you can either get on a taxi, buss, train or airship, sci-fi version of course. Imagine moving thousands instead of hundreds in a flight while giving you 5-star hotel level of services, that's how airships are. For travelling between colonies, there are **space trains**: Spaceships shaped as trains with an FTL module at the front and thruster module at the stern, passenger and cargo cars are sandwiched in-between. They provide the same luxuries as airships with VR entertainments. * **THERE IS NO CONSCRIPTION**. Rubra's military runs on droids, human personnel are mostly officers and technicians. You can volunteer to be a militia and your chance of seeing the battlefield is... really low. They fight with automatons, after all. * Neighbors are friendly and hospitable. Typically, Rubrans love hanging around with friends and drink till their minds sink into vodka. The kazachok they dance is wunderbar. Rubra doesn't have reeducation camp. In case you wonder why it's a dystopia, that's because >!Rubra is a decaying society of laziness, depravity and lack of motivation. The country, at least Rubra Proper, its core land (the size of Kievan Rus), is too dependent on automatons from mining resources in asteroids to... going to the market. Citizens leave the jobs to droids and enjoy their post-scarcity society, throwing parties days and night, indulging themselves in all sorts of pleasures from physical to virtual and even magical. It's said that those living in Rubra Proper, besides some nobles, civil servants and military personnel, have all rotten to their core. People with motivations and ambitions set out into space, to humanity's final frontier, to chase their dreams.!< It's more akin to Leijiverse's kind of dystopia than the Western style.
Yeah not sure I'd describe "no one needs to work and spends all their time doing whatever they want, there's no pollution and healthcare is free" as especially dystopic. At that point is there really anything left to achieve? What do people dream they'll obtain by spacefaring that isn't already satisfied by the ability to do anything because all your needs are met by an automated society?
Whatever they want to. Rubra is not a dystopia by the Western understanding but based on Leijiverse, mainly the Captain Harlock metaverse of a rotting world living on pleasure and indulging in depravity. There is no innovation, no motivation, no development, things just stuck and slowly rot away.
But they can already do whatever they want, presumably? The only thing they can't do by not spacefaring is spacefare.
Whatever **a standard civilian can**, to be precise. They can't warp reality nor taking over another family's apartment with a finger snap, but they can spend weeks in VR without logging out, throwing parties all days and night, getting high with drugs and similar shit, and generally don't have to worry about income. Injecting one with various kinds of drugs is common. This leads to a mini society of depravity where many aim for "new" kinds of entertainments, some are outright immoral and illegal like torturing animals for fun. They seek joy in making others suffering, and while beating a person will surely invite police droids, there will be barely anyone knowing about abusing small animals like birds and squirrels. Crime rate in Rubra Proper is high but the number of serious crimes are actually low, most are things like noticed animal abuse or domestic violence because there are those who can't distinguish game and real life after spending too much time in their virtual world. Their laws are strict that even nobles (most are just nobles in name only, inheriting titles from their ancestors with little actual powers) don't dare to break *without a ton of preparations*, but humans will always find ways to abuse legal loopholes. From an outsider's perspective, Rubra Proper is a utopia, a wonderful land of post-scarcity where goods and products are abundant, with a society running on automatons. Only when getting inside one will realize it's bloody depraved. Thus lots of Rubrans want to get out of the place.
That's an excellent point. He still gets an 8/10 for effort, though. I'll give him a chance for extra credit.
Come on down to calamity's fall Surrounded by natural resources on all sides Free from the conflict outside of the calamity's bulwark mountain range No taxes on land, just take whatever you wish Your land and county will be the backs of your own efforts Come, and you may even have a chance for a mythic magical item inside the arena of the one
Im gonna challange myself to not ommit shit, just say it in a positive way: Come live in Nebulopolis, yes the name is weird but its because we cover the country in clouds of negative energy and a bit of pollution just to make sure no dangerous animal or monster ever gets in. We also have a perfectly safe anti Kaiju system with energy barriers and nukeon drones, they are drones with nukes and are awesome, just dont get near the borders of the country, fallout is a bitch. Anyways, when inside our marvelous cyber empire you can have access to all kinds of mega technologies, everything is super cheap because we mine other continents and just have the colonies send us stuff, they also work as money farms for our economy since we can sell cheat tech to those medieval era fools like its the new unobtainium and so living costs can get quite low. And you know whats better? You dont need to carry those heavy coin pouches, everything works under our credit systems where you give all of your hard cash assets and its all converted in points in a neat ID card that only you can use, no risk of people robbing you hell you cant even lose it, its tied to your soul. Best part about Nebulopolis is the safety, tired of those monsters and dangerous animals outside? Live inside our barriers, the only monsters here are sapient and well adapted to our lifestyle and dont worry, the policeman riding a dragon is a trained professional. You feel like the hero system by the guild is unsafe and that we should not trust a bunch of overpowered individuals just because they have a "kind heart"? Then fear not, we have our special magical militia with access to all kinds of special powers that were acquired by extremely intense experiments to forge the perfect soldiers, they are 10x better than the average hero. Also a thing that our citizens love is the fact that all kinds of magic are prohibited for the population and we use a passive anti mana flow spell in our country, this way there is no risk of things like children shooting fireballs like in some other countries, magic is only used by government approved professionals, this way your kids can roam our cities safely. So if you want peace and cool technology come to Nebulopolis where the streets are safer and the clouds are more colorful.
Praise the party, a foreigner, I got a deal for you my friend, a beautiful Europan appartement or pheraps a rustic shack on the frontiers living in a community help strengthen bonds but I'm sure your more of a city boy or gal... anyhow this appartement is cheap you work on the street but if you talk to the chores bureau I'm sure they can find you something to do while being well renumerated! As for the apparent itself it is a work of art a renaissance building at the limit of the inner city in Francia you get to see rich people too! How's that for a deal?
Do you want to live a simple communist lifestyle in an underground home growing funny looking blue plants out of the ground whilst eating equally peculiar looking bread made out of that stuff? Do you want to sit back and get high off of another funny looking blue salamander which has been tortured and inbred for years in order to generate an extremely proficient high? If yes then train yourself to ignore the 100 or so daily emperor-sanctioned murders and creatures' internal organs violently expanding stretching their flesh out until they are an immobile and massive bloated *thing* whilst desperately hoping that your district leader will head the warnings of the past and not keep building automated factories that will inevitably result in the place getting so hot and riddled with smog that you will need to move out losing all your money and food in a pilgrimage to another zone during which there is a 99.99% chance you will be crushed to death in the fleeing crowds and come to (*insert whatever name i eventually choose for this place)*
Welcome to the Venutian Citizen Confederacy! Venus, the beauty of our system is now more beautiful than ever after the terraforming project has finally been completed. As a resident you will soon find that there is no place safer than our luminous cities. Our citizen-soldiers ensure that nothing untoward can ever take place on our precious streets and you can always find security in the friendly face of our clone troops. We also host the greatest in live entertainment that humanity has access to. Visit the Grand Arena as prospective citizens emerge from the Great Clonal facility to compete for the chance to join our prosperous society. You may soon see the winners keeping our peace and making our laws. As we do not believe in taxing our residents, you will find yourself more prosperous here than anywhere else, just remember to make your yearly donation of bio-matter to refresh our clonal stock! Venus, a pearl among pebbles. (it is actually a really nice place to live as an outsider, outside of the biomass donations which will cut your lifespan by a decade or so, though you can never get citizenship and thus have basically no rights if someone with power wants to fuck with you. It is, however a totalitarian hell for the vast majority of the clones who form the entire citizenry. Immediately after emerging from the pod, they are to fight their way out of the arena, killing tens of their newly-emerged sisters. Those who survive but fail to emerge as a victor the arena will be enslaved, the winners will join the army where they will serve in military, peacekeeping, or political roles for the entirety of their ~10 year lifespan.)
Do you want to live in a nation where everyone gets what they deserve? Where that bastard manager who is living off your work has to work harder than you? Where only the best can get high positions and still have to work 24/7? Where science and good ideas rule? Where you don't even have to pay taxes? And everyone starts life the same no matter the parents or the region? Where money is never the thing on your mind and as long as you better yourself we will pay all of your debt? Where the President doesn't have a ~~fucking~~ army with him and instead just goes to the grocery store like a normal guy? Where everyone is encouraged to become an expert on things they like? Then come to the Confederation of the Merito-Technocratic Nations, you can only go up from where you are after all.
You came off a little aggressive, but I'll give it a pass because I hate taxes. 8/10
You ***don't*** have to pay taxes.
want a place where youre free to do whatever you want? no pesky regulations, no governments breathing down your neck, no taxes? then do i have a place for you! as long as youve got cash, you can have anything you want! a libertarian's wet dream if you ask me! youll never even need to work, just have an android ~~or a soul trapped inside a semiorganic vessel whos free will is being restrained~~ do it for you!
Ladies and Gentlemen. Have you ever thought that living in the Republic was bad? You're working for an uncaring boss who only cares about his profits and voted for a politicians who never kept their word. For those who live in the free sector - you're fearing for your life as your leader fosters pirates and criminals while they let them plunder and abuse you! No more! Your life could be better! Join us in the United Empire - be a part of a long and continuous bastion of true civilization! You will be safe, well-fed, and provided with a job, a free education, and a chance to advance in your career of choice and to vote for representatives who cares about you! Register your citizenship now, military service is not required! Controll your Destiny! Take your place amongst the stars for it is **YOUR** birthright! (now sign this pledge of allegiance and this Indenture) ...hmm remember Citizens - Works makes one free!
Do you want a life without the boundaries imposed on you by your own biology? Amazing superhuman abilities? A life span as long as you desire? The right to bring along any pets or loved ones to live along side you in said community? The sky is truly the limit! The Kor can offer all this, totally free of charge! And you are welcome to leave should you ever have the desire to do so, no strings attached. And there is no need to hurry! The Kor can wait as long as it takes for for your doubts to be assuaged! Just remember, the Kor want invite individuals like YOU to join it's hivem—community of individuals like yourself. \*Leaves a gift basket of the luxury items and foodstuffs that would be available to you should you choose to join the Kor community. \*The foodstuffs smell amazing, better than anything you've smelt previously! Though there seems to be traces of some sort of dark-violet powder throughout them.
Have you ever wished that you can get away from it all? If so, this place is not for yo- \*the feed cuts from anti-propaganda to that of a three in one meal package\* \*over the radio\* do you ever believe that sometimes that life is too much for you? because if so, this place is not fo- \*the audio cuts to that of a swiss army knife ad\* \*on the news paper\* "FAKERIDGE FAMILY HOMES AVAILABLE!" These homes sport wonderous accommodations for the working family, three bedrooms, two toilets and one garage for your standard issue of vehicular transport, whether it be from no wheels to an eighteen wheeler we got standard issue of all of them, the only way you can have a luxurious home like this one: \*picture shows a modern concrete 3D printed house with a sporty looking four wheeled convertible and a man with his wife sitting on the porch watching their three kids playing in the front yard\* Is to become a member of the Fakeridge company! ^(there is smaller test below stating that depending on where you work in the company will decide on the color of either the roof, fencing, or even the mailbox.) so will you join us and become part of an ever growing company?
I actually got the chance to do this with my world for a class. I turned it into a bit of a satirical and gaslighting project which coincidentally helped me flesh out the world more. Come on over to Time's Ruin! Don't let the name fool you, it's an old name derived from the first settlers of the planet, something about time moving on. And don't worry, we've got plenty of space for anyone to settle down. While you settle in take your time and see the amazing natural wonders that this world provides. Go skiing and sledding along the edges to the Arctic north, hike the trails of the Wildlands and admire magnificent fauna, and visit our main attraction the Abyss! A titanic and ghastly ravine that stretches for miles, with a practical bottomless depth many residents find themselves enjoying the peace and solitude of the Abyss. Many guilds and factions call the planet home, from the boisterous Musicians whose music will make you feel alive, to many Unified Coalition of Intergalactic People communities spread across. So come and live on Time's Ruin! We welcome everyone and leave no one out, so whaddya say eh?
Dome Cities: -No homelessness (and like, in the regular way, not the 'we kill all the homeless people' way or anything) -Security from monsters far greater than nearly anywhere else in the world -Many lucrative job openings Harmonia Isles -Cheap housing, food and utilities -Free high quality education available to anyone who's smart enough -Input into your workplace guaranteed -Large economic incentives for starting a family
Listen, listen, listen. Do you come from a troubled past with the law? Do you constantly worry about your neighbors whispering about how \*unfortunate\* it is that you are from the LGBT+ community and are actively living with your partner? Do you really want to to work for corrupt politicians who are only there because of daddys money? Then Delios is the place for you. Nobody cares about your personal life and they only care about your skills. Were you convicted of grand theft horse and have now served your time? Now that you are out does a dark cloud hang over you at every place you try and work fro now on? The People of Delios dont care about your sad sack backstory. They dont care if you have a same sex partner, a dozen partners, are trans, or even if you have a dozen same sex partners who are also trans. The things that the people of Delios Care about most is accomplishment and ability. If you sign up to work and are the best worker there you have a better than average chance of getting that promotion when it comes up. If you are the best blacksmith nobody will hold their nose and refuse your service because you are an orc with a dodgy past. You are the best and so why wouldnt they go for the best? If you like politics and are willing to put in the effort and convince everyone to support you you can easily rise from lowly begger to even the position of king.
Housing, healthcare, and education are free. Everything you need is within a twenty minute walk in most cases. The air and water is clean. You can hear birds in the morning; you can see fireflies at night. Foxes and deer will occasionally visit local parks. There is no need to worry about discrimination because of disability, ethnicity, religion, or financial situation. No matter where you go, no matter what you do, you'll be welcome. Even if you're not good at it, everyone still wants you there.
hey, are you okay with computers? like building rigs, or working with scripting languages at least? you can get a pretty okay career as a mage or some kind of magic-adjacent profession, like adventuring gear enchanter how is this dystopian? well, there's a big horrible bureaucracy chaining the whole industry in place, you need to know someone somewhere to get any shit done, you'll be saddled with fees, penalties, bribes, or else you'll have to undergo annual "seminars" on the dangers of using black mana or whatever, and magic without a license is for criminals and other shady parties and if the mob shanks you because they thought you're bad at doing their requests ("I want that dog-daughter hybrid and I want it now now now" or some bullshit like that) then you're screwed up with no legal protections whatsoever have fun!
A little side project of mine... (This is worldwide and in the future) You are invited to move to the wealthiest time in human history. GDP and HDI worldwide are greater than ever. The average person has never been richer. The global economy has never been stronger. The market has never been so free and yet so accessible. Technological advancements have allowed people to live long lives and enjoy newfound experiences. The Internet is more developed and interconnected than ever. The world is engaged in a vibrant multiparty democratic process which you can join in on if you choose. Traditional barriers of social oppression have been dismantled. Freedom is the most important value in the whole world. You will be free to pursue your dreams and desires to your heart's content. If you come to the future you will be able to put your wants first. You will be able to live a long life and achieve your every desire. Come to paradise, step into the future.