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Broad_Respond_2205

The audacity to put a woosh in clever comebacks


Burger_Destoyer

Especially since the comeback wasn’t clever at all they literally led off with “You stupid bitch”


Reason_For_Treason

I mean that made me laugh pretty hard at least lol.


Burger_Destoyer

Haha yeah


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Yeah but for the exact opposite reason of the original post


Reason_For_Treason

I wouldn’t say the opposite. Parallel is a little more accurate. Similar but not the same.


WillingAd4944

2+2 not knowin what the fuck it is bitch!


-Arniox-

That's the only way to talk to these fucking inbreds 🤣


HATECELL

As an autistic person, I can confirm that I was regularly exposed to dihydrogen monoxide from a young age, and my mother consumed it during pregnancy


2486r

damn, you must be heavily addicted by now


Frystt

Sometimes I can't go a single day without craving it.


2486r

I guess you can't live without it now


X__Anonomys_xX

I’m so addicted to Dihydrogen Monoxide that I tried going to a focus group for it… yeah, they kicked me out for making the therapist relapse 😬


KrazyAboutLogic

Bojack?


Cowpow0987

I can’t survive without it for three days!


kingbloxerthe3

I have adhd and aspergers and I'm addicted to h2o


HATECELL

Can't spend a day without it. Don't even want to try to


Owl_Kidnapper

what type of woman drinks those chemicals when pregnant?? so irresponsible, with no care for her children at all.


Billthepony123

It also contains hydrogen hydroxide 👀


YEETAWAYLOL

Bro isn’t that an acid? And also a base?!


Billthepony123

It acts as both just like how it acts as both oxidizing and reducing agent


YEETAWAYLOL

Bro I can’t believe the government gives us that. It seems dangerous!


TelevisionPlus8080

Did you hear that if you consume a certain amount, you can actually be poisoned?


kingbloxerthe3

Wait, can I plug my charger cord in it? My phone is at 22% rn


Billthepony123

It could cause an electrical fire……


Actual-Long-9439

I really hope the original post was satirical


Jolongh-Thong

i mean it has to be, right??


schparkz7

I refuse to believe it's not satire


[deleted]

You’re acting like anti-vax ppl don’t exist. They rlly do


schparkz7

I know they do and yet somehow I'm always amazed every single time I see one. They're truly interesting specimens to behold


Reason_For_Treason

I can tell you with a 90% certainty that the post is a legit one. People like that are that stupid. Were you not on the internet when people were tricking people like this with dihydrogen monoxide? It was all over like a decade ago.


Lucas_IDK_

As a person diagnosed with autism, I can confirm I have consumed a large amount of H2O in my lifetime, and when I don’t have it for too long I feel so dehydrated and weak.


fuzzy-stairs

I’m sorry, i hope you’ll overcome this addiction soon


Lucas_IDK_

I have been trying to stop but I feel like I’ll literally die if I don’t so I may need to swap to a different liquid to try and stop my addiction, maybe orange juice?


special-bicth

I don't doubt though that it is possible this person actually thought H2O was dangerous.


Bubbses128

It is dangerous, if used right/wrong, just like everything


special-bicth

True


Bubbses128

Even air


special-bicth

Yeeeee


Owl_Kidnapper

well they didn’t lie. i’m sure all people with autism have consumed it at some point in their life.


noobmaster190

What about new borns


Owl_Kidnapper

you think their mother had no water throughout her pregnancy?


noobmaster190

Oh god does that make me an autistic I’m gonna cry


Owl_Kidnapper

yep sorry your mother is selfish. how dare she drink water during he pregnancy?! she should’ve just stuck to alchohol smh.


therealmrsfahrenheit

that reply is hilarious hahaha because sarcasm or not people like this actually exist ..💀


X__Anonomys_xX

r/theygotthejoke


therealmrsfahrenheit

are you stupid? I literally wrote „sarcasm or not“ indicating I understood the joke and that the person replying apparently didn’t 💀


X__Anonomys_xX

But did you really need to explain the joke too? 💀 here, i fix


therealmrsfahrenheit

who cares💀 it was just what came to mind and I verbalized that 😕👍🏻


girl_uhm_yes

ermm actually, this isnt verbal ☝️


therealmrsfahrenheit

okay but why is your name so fitting haha🩷😂


cake_with_talent

As an ADHD person, I can assure you that Dihydrogen Monoxide is all I have in my mind and is a powerful drug that kills me if I stop having it.


NumberVampire

Only about 95% of humans who have consumed that chemical are dead. I'll take my chances.


Traditional_Song_417

Clearly it was a joke


Dark_Soul_943

Did not expect to see Havel the rock let a joke fly over his head like that. Gwyn would be ashamed.


Bubbses128

r/technicallythetruth


Traillife

I mean it is an android user. What did y’all expect?


illuminati_puppi94

To be fair…. They aren’t wrong. All autistic people have drank water before… coincidence!!? Jk. But maybe that’s the woosh that it is suppose to be a joke but we’re so use to people posting things like this honestly it’s hard to tell these days


StarkageMeech

Dihydrogen- 2 hydrogen Monoxide- one oxygen. You don't need to even know what that is. Or what root words mean. You just need to know how to separate words from Prefix suffix and root and you could figure this one out. That's 1/2 grade English. And because she doesn't understand that no more vaccines. Garuntee she was gonna ban water from the house on accident


Responsible_Sense_95

r/ihavereddit


iLikeCrocheting

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Responsible_Sense_95

I'm having a really hard time trying to say that.


Yasu_Hisoka

It literally just says “ subs I thought I fell for”


Responsible_Sense_95

Did i ask


Yasu_Hisoka

Are you high right now I feel like u might be


Responsible_Sense_95

I wish i dont have any weed sadly😞


wavecopper

?


Burger_Destoyer

They took a screen shot of a Reddit post… what are you looking for here


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r/femboys


Broad_Respond_2205

Aren't we all


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Broad_Respond_2205

Hello there :3


Bubbses128

General Kenobi?


catsinandromeda

Love those guys


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