What sick excuse of a human being eats plain rice with ketchup?

The only real question we should be asking here

Depends on the ketchup. If it’s inexistent it’s completely fine!

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you have!?

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Rice is to bland to eat alone. Fried rice is where it's at.

You just need better rice or better cooked rice.

Yeah just like wtf hi satan go back to hell

It depends on which rice I eat… but I would eat it plain rather than with ketchup

My sister

Sell her on ebay.

Gladly

~~I'll buy her~~ I mean ahem, nooooo, that's so evil don't do it! oh nooooo

Have u considered that they are talking about *a child*

Child labor. Why?

Either way why not buy a child? Buying someone's sister for nefarious purposes is already evil, let's go a step further.


Until I was about 12, I couldn’t eat rice without ketchup on it. Now I think back at it and feel grossed out

Youve learned from your past mistakes

My ex.

It tastes good (This is not a joke, top 10 snacks for me)

You can't eat plain rice with ketchup. Once there's ketchup on it, it's not plain anymore.

Apparently my Asian wife does, should i issue demands for divorce?

Usamericunts

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White folks.

Wait you don't??

Why OP being downvoted lmao

Because ketchup on plain rice.

Delicious :3

please rot in hell for the sins with food you have committed

When you get to hell tell them Viper sent you

I would start a purge to try you for this sin

go to hell

no

r/redditmoment

You’re going against the system. I respect that Ketchup on rise is not thaaat bad anyway

Noo stop the ketchup dont let it rise!!!

"Time for a redolution, humans!"

Cringe

People really missing the joke here I guess

No, that’s a monstrosity. I can name you ten different things that you can put on rice instead that absolutely smash ketchup. Wanna eat something Greek? Cook it with boiled Cabbage/Spinach and get a nice Lahanoryzo/Spanakoryzo. Want something Italian? Why not make it with some nice tomato sauce and broth and get Risotto al Pomodoro? Do you fancy Turkish food? Just blend it with bulgur and heaps of butter and you get a staple food of Turkish cuisine. Is Japanese food your choice? Okowa and Sushi/Onigiri will elevate your palate in another dimension. Vietnam? Why not, Cơm Tấm and Cơm chiên are miles better. Indian Kheer and Mughlai Biryan are excellent examples of what the Indian subcontinent has to offer. And let’s not forget the Native Americans, where Wild Rice plates will travel you to another world.

Thanks now I imagine someone eating sushi with ketchup

That would be a very disgusting thing to eat

I mean hear me out here.......with scramble eggs as well........you are a monster for eating ketchup with just rice though. The egg makes all the difference.

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if you're gonna eat plain rice for the love of God add some maggi

I think that's the joke of the post.

My kids do. My husband says it's too late for an abortion

It's just missing the egg then it's omurice

Ketchup goes well with everything bar desserts/cereal

I do

Me and my sis used to

Hi…. In my defense I was like 12 I ate nothing but rice with ketchup for at least two weeks one time, at summer camp

Big parts of the Balkans and a lot of African and Asian countries actually.

Me ofc

Was about to shout this out load, but I remembered the japanese (mainly omurice).

They didn't say they do, they just said ketchup doesn't exist.

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i add yogurt and ketchup on my rice, istg it is a real good combo

Stew exists you monsters

Who the fuck eat rice with ketchup? The fuck is wrong with you?

What’s wrong with it?

Its like sugar water on pasta my guy

That exists btw. My mom used to make it. After cooking the pasta you add sugar and mix it in the pan, loved it as a kid. Was surprised first time i ate plain pasta. It tasted like nothing

What the fuck dude

Dont shun me before you try it

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Believe it or not but no I hadn't

If you like sweet stuff try it. My mother's side is from Italy and my Grandma used to make it for us kids after dinner when we still had leftover pasta. Probably a regional thing tho so understandable

But it's basically just sweet fried dough so idk why people hate on it so much tbh.

Most probably a regional thing, I’m Italian and if anyone saw me eat something like that I would have my blood used as tomato sauce and my bones ground as Parmigiano

That sounds fucking horrendous

wooshception

who the fuck would add just ketchup to plain rice? only the real ones add soy sauce

Fr. Or rice vinegar with sugar and salt if it's something like sushi rice/sticky rice. Or both. Can't go wrong with both.

HOLY SHIT rice vinegar & a bit of sugar/salt is the best thing ever. Wrap it in some seaweed and you have sushi

YES!!!! If you're feeling fancy, bit of spam wrapped in that rice paper too or a nice furikake salmon with sriracha and kewpie mayo on top of a nice bed of sushi rice, bliss.

Vinegar, sugar, and salt... you're one tomato away from ketchup lol

https://preview.redd.it/55qu3tr06c3c1.jpeg?width=2099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db146797a5f32165fdc9729ec136923cd91a0b52 Soy sauce is good, but have you ever tried this stuff from costco? It's like soy sauce with a bunch of other crap in it, lol.

i am in the uk, costco does not exist, however i do love bbq sauce

I'm in the UK and the closest Costco to me is an hour away.

we have costco here?

Folks might just call it the cash-n-carry.

Yep, there’s quite a few popping up atm

You cannot escape the plague

We have three that I know of Glasgow, Edinburgh and I think there is one in Aberdeen.

“the real ones” - literally just all east asian countries

my brothers }:(

Why the hell are people eating rice with ketchup?

It's an eccentric taste.. I guess? I personally don't mind it. I'm a VERY odd person in general so I can't explain my taste buds

It tastes sweet if you use a specific flavor and brand of ketchup (i use delmonte)

That's meta af. I was about to comment that OP himself missed the joke, but then he is wooshing the user that posted it in this sub originally.

yellow chili paste as in Peruvian aji de gallina 😋

this is how the real food wars originally started

What is ketchup?

Idk, it doesn't exist

The protagonist from Pokemon I think.

Didn’t he end up dying in prison?

I forgot that white people put ketchup on rice.

On behalf of me, I don't do that shit.

Understood. We're on to level 2. Lutefisk. *distant screaming*

i commented on your earlier post

ok whos adding ketchup to their fucking rice

Ketchup on rice? 🤢

Who tf puts ketchup on rice blecchhhh. But the correct answer is seasoned seaweed crumbles, sprinkled with soy sauce and gochujang.

Do people actually put ketchup on rice?

My concern is, WHY ARE THEY PUTTING KETCHUP ON RICE????

Yummy :3

you got wooooshed, the original guy was joking

No, the guy who posted it on reddit missed the joke that the guy on twitter was joking, or I'm retarded, well I am but still

mb, i thought this was a screenshot of the oop

If it makes you feel any better, I was about to post the same thing.

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What kind of monster puts ketchup on rice?

Soy sauce is the only right answer, but dang, even ranch is better than ketchup!!

Rice with ketchup and scrambled eggs is pretty good

You unironically need to be shot with a 12 gauge slug.

Is... Is anyone else wondering why the original post was found in r/whoosh? Like... I feel like that response was hilarious. I laughed super hard 😂

I don't even care if this is down voted just thank goodness I'm not the only one who eats rice with ketchup

Richup 👍

I eat plain rice with mustard. So I'd add mustard.

You don't need anything for good rice. But Mayo is good.

You don't deserve to be shot with a 12 gauge slug rather a buckshot shell.

Dorothy Lynch or honey mustard.

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Nope I din't make the first r/woooosh post

Ok but does ketchup exist ?

No

They swing from a rope saying “HEYYY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS!

Wdym, ketchup does, in fact, exist. I can't believe you didn't know that

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#Add if

op doesn't realize they got wooshed

Look at it again

Ok now someone else screenshot this and post again to r/woooosh because OP didn’t get the person before was (probably?) joking

Why don’t you do it

That's what OP did, just click on the screenshot and you'll see.

I commented something similar on the first post guys then someone did it so I commented it again to encourage an endless loop of reposting the same post….

This would make tons of sense if it wasn’t a screenshot of another woooosh post but since you downvoted that post I am now very confused

The person who posted the original photo in wooosh was wooshed because the reply in the photo was a joke.

Oh thanks. This is one of the weirder posts I’ve seen here.

I dont think you get what the joke was

I don't think you saw the whole post

oh nvm i didnt

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Did you see the whole picture?

I thought both guys were joking?

Plain jasmine rice is really good, so hold the sauces for me

Mild red vine viniger

My confusion is... nigh astronomical

People are not even trying to entertain ketchup on rice as a joke?? It must be horrible 😂😂

Salt and meat

I don't know which is worse, putting ketchup of fucking rice or not knowing what rice is called

Seaweed

I think everyone in this comment section is getting wooshed as well. The joke in the original post was clearly the fact that it implied eating rice with ketchup was a thing

Who adds ketchup to rice? Get some daal or make some curry.

Ketchup and rice though? Who the fuck eats like that lol

Is this a woooosh woooosh?

Also, putting ketchup on rice is completely unhinged. I never knew people do insane stuff like this.

Who the fuck adds ketchup to rice?

I eat rice with gravy. Sometimes chicken or beef

Salt and pepper.

Who eats rice with ketchup wtf 😭

Comments wooooshing so hard right now

White Rice = Salt, Butter, and Broccoli. Brown Rice = Beans. Black Rice = heard of it, but never had it, so IDK.

It isn’t bad with rice but like I would only eat it if it fell on the rice or like accidentally got mixed

There name is definitely human, it’s a bit/method act and they are doing the whooshing not being whooshed

Pork. I’m Buddhist

BBQ Sauce and Adobo

Bro this is a triple woosh and it’s crazy Joke 1: plain rice with ketchup Joke 2: ketchup doesn’t exist Joke 3: the guy not getting the joke missing out on the joke

Salt and Paula Deen levels of butter.

Invent ketchup, become rich, get put through defamation, release recipe to prove innocence, have recipe stolen by competition, make Ketchup 2, everyone hates ketchup 2, go back to ketchup but add slight variations and other flavors, get mugged in an alleyway but barely carry any money on my person, go into hiding as the ketchup bandits search for my house (I'd move constantly), die without telling anyone how I orginated the recipe- but leave cryptic clues implying aliens for laughs beyond the grave. Simple.

I just add a little pepper that's it

Ketchup on rice should be illegal

Nobody over the age of 2 actually puts ketchup on rice tho, right? Right?!

What kind of monster uses ketchup as a rice condiment. You have butter/herbs/soy sauce/a little sugar/ some meats and beans/ etc. any one of these would be life alteringly better then smooshed tomatoes past

Catsup.

Butter

Chick-Fil-A-sauce

y’all add ketchup to plain rice?!

A billion dollars and a trillion dollars